27. Surgery live broadcast room
A heroic spirit came to his nose, Da Tie withdrew from the operating room step by step, and Da Tie recognized him the moment Xia Yi did not remove the mask.
Da Tie said excitedly: "I know you, you are the appendix killer, called ..... It's called Xia, it turns out that Dr. Xia, you still cut hemorrhoids?"
"Dare to ask brother, are you?" Xia Yi has never been on the county medical newspaper, he is known as an appendix killer, and it is not strange to be recognized, but he doesn't know the person in front of him, and under the introduction of Tie Da Daddy, he knows that Da Tie is called Da Tie.
"Brother Da Tie, come with me, I'll see what stage your hemorrhoids are? Do you need surgery, if you don't need surgery, go home and take medicine!"
Xia Yi did not adhere to the indications for surgery, and could not do it arbitrarily in order to complete the task of 100 cases of hemorrhoid surgery, of course, if the patient strongly requested it.
"Doctor Xia, don't look at it, just do it! I believe in you!" Hearing Da Tie's words and seeing that impatient look, Tie Daddy and his wife were completely stunned.
The old couple didn't expect that their heartfelt words couldn't match Da Tie's meeting with Xia Yiwei, and they reasonably doubted whether Da Tie's sexual orientation was normal.
In the examination room, Xia Yiwei was deeply attracted by the annular hemorrhoids in front of him before he went deeper, and sighed: "What a beautiful chrysanthemum!"
An Ran next to him was also amazed, the six clusters were symmetrical from left to right, up and down, forming a ring, like a chrysanthemum.
"Break your butt a little," Xia Yiwei smeared some lubricating oil, his index finger went deep into it, and after groping for a while, he pulled it out, wiped the blood on his gloves, picked up the disposable anoscope and said, "Brother, how did you persevere, didn't you panic when you spurted blood?"
People have always been precious essence and blood, and the big iron is also made of meat, so how can you not panic when you often bleed during bowel movements in recent years.
He said helplessly: "Panic, why don't you panic? But I have to eat, I have to support my family, I can't take care of it! After seeing it a few times, the doctor asked me to take the time to do it, and I didn't care if I got used to it.
"No!" Xia Yiwei took out a piece of paper and handed it to Da Tie, "Wipe your buttocks yourself, and then take care of the hospitalization, and then you will have blood draws, color ultrasound, electrocardiogram, and chest X-ray for preoperative examinations, and if there is no major problem, I will give you surgery today." ”
"Ah, didn't my dad say that I had lined up and been hospitalized?" Da Tie looked puzzled, and he wanted to cut his hemorrhoids now, but he didn't know how he could be hospitalized casually without seeing the patient, this is a regular hospital.
Da Tie walked out of the examination room and said speechlessly to Tie Daddy and his wife: "Dad, Mom, didn't you hospitalize me?"
"You kid, didn't you just say that you didn't do it with Dr. Xia? Why, are you in such a hurry now?" Tie Dad got the hospitalization certificate, but Xia Yiwei repeatedly emphasized that he had to see the patient first, so he had no choice but to do so.
Prescribe medical orders, ask for medical history, sign communication, and write case ...... These seemingly trivial but essential steps were all completed by Enron.
Xia Yiwei only needs to move his mouth, brain and hands to grasp the general direction, Zeng Feng is like this, and the two of them have become Xia Yiwei's right-hand men.
Life is getting better.
At noon, patients admitted to the hospital for hemorrhoids are in groups, either for examination or on the way to do examination, and a small number are waiting for the results in the ward.
Color ultrasound ECG room, radiology room, laboratory..... The medical staff were busy, but Xia Yiwei hid in the smoking area to smoke.
They are all happy.
Xia Yiwei looked at his phone, a little hesitant, whether to borrow it or not.
I can't bear to let the child be a wolf.
Xia Yi didn't make up his mind, and borrowed 50,000 yuan in one go, which should be renewed and paid monthly.
Drip!
——Congratulations to the host for spending a total of 100,000 yuan.
- Congratulations to the host for opening the live broadcast room of the operation.
- Will the host upload a video of the appendectomy?
[Yes] [No]
Of course [yes], the corners of Xia Yiwei's mouth rose slightly, and the lively picture of the live broadcast room had already appeared in his mind.
Mighty, domineering, awesome, 666...... It's beautiful to think about.
10,000 clicks is one yuan, there are so many Chinese people, it is difficult for him not to get rich.
Thinking about it, Xia Yiwei almost didn't laugh out of the pig cry.
Drip!
——The Lilac Garden in the live broadcast room has been opened, does the host need to drain from the Lilac Garden?【Yes】【No】
What the hell?
I'm born with my own traffic, okay?
Xia Yiwei was very disdainful, the aroma of wine was not afraid of deep alleys, he didn't believe that his extraordinary appendectomy still needed to cost drainage.
My 50,000 yuan will never be recharged and drained, Xia Yi didn't care about the movement in the live broadcast room of the operation.
A minute later, a tourist calling a flying pig entered the Lilac Garden.
Xia Yiwei chuckled in his heart, and just wanted to say hello silently when he saw the "flying pig" leave the live broadcast room.
His heart chuckled again, and he really wanted to order a song "Cool Cool" for himself.
Twenty minutes later, a few tourists came and went in a hurry, like a flying pig.
Thirty minutes later, a tourist clicked on the appendectomy video, looked at it, typed "Is the appendix cut beautifully and bird-like?" and quietly left.
¥&!
Xia Yiwei's mentality exploded, what does it mean to have a bird? Cutting the appendix is not a surgery, can't it save people?
So, he nodded "yes" domineeringly.
Drip!
- Please ask the host to choose a drainage package.
- Lilac Garden World Banner 10000.00 yuan, three times.
- Lilac Garden Surgical Banner 5000.00 yuan, three times.
——Lilac Garden Gastrointestinal Surgery Top News 1000.00 yuan.
——Lilac Garden Anorectal Surgery Top News 1000.00 yuan.
Forehead...... Xia Yi didn't cover his face, knowing that he had fallen into the system's routine, and he couldn't extricate himself.
Advertising is naturally going to be big, and Xia Yiwei arrogantly lit the world banner.
- Insufficient balance, insufficient balance.
- The deduction of 1000.00 was successful.
- The deduction of 1000.00 was successful.
——Congratulations to the host for obtaining the top news of Lilac Garden's gastrointestinal surgery and anorectal surgery.
- The pinned message and its content have been edited for you.
- The appendix killer Xia Moumou will operate live at 14:00 today for fancy hemorrhoids.
Seeing this, Xia Yiwei picked up his mobile phone and entered the Lilac Garden, and directly looked for the gastrointestinal surgery section.
Sure enough, the news of the topping of gastrointestinal surgery and hepatoenteral surgery was put on the top.
I have to say that the flow of Lilac Garden is still quite large.
Within a few minutes, people entered the live broadcast room of Lilac Garden one after another.
Is this a pirated Lilac Garden?]
[Hey, is there anyone?
[Damn, the incision of this appendix surgery is only 1cm, does he want the patient to die?]
[@沉鱼落雁, where is it, where is it?]
[Damn, open the bow left and right, is he dying in a fancy way?]
[@沉鱼落雁, brother, where can I watch the video?]
[@沉鱼落雁, buddy, where's the video, hurry!]
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[Damn, it's only 10 minutes, is he a fast gunner, and this is the end of the operation? Damn, it's still local anesthesia, this Xia Moumou called the appendix killer is really bold, take it, take it, it's too bad, it's almost 2 o'clock, it's going to be late. 】
Shen Yu Luo Yan left the live broadcast room.
[@沉鱼落雁, brother, don't go! I'm off the night shift, I have time to ......]
[@全体, brothers, I found it, ...... in the upper right corner]
[@毛果云香碱, I found it, I found .......]
【......】
【......】
Pilocarine left the live broadcast room.
[Big guy,, uppercase clothes]
【......】
"Who directed this scene, in this lonely role...... Xia Yiwei walked slowly to the operating room.