Chapter 783: The Tornado Can't Blow the Dirty Things You Do
At the strong request of the audience, Ye Fei decided to draw the second lucky guest, but after the draw, everyone collapsed, and even Ye Fei himself was dizzy.
Yimihua also looked incredible, and asked Ye Fei if it counted.
What can Ye Fei say?
Unless this lottery is hacked again, otherwise it will be drawn in front of so many people, can you say that it doesn't count?
"Count!" Ye Fei said depressedly.
"But...... Yesen, he occupies two places by himself. ”
"If you occupy two places, you will be accounted for two places, and the lottery is random, so I can only say that the luck of this bastard is too good. ”
That's right, the second lucky guest is still a wet man, do you say fuck up or not?
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, no one expected that this situation would occur again in today's lottery, yes, it happened once before, but that time was different and this time was absolutely different.
There are so many viewers now, 430 million people, not to mention being able to win two times at a time, even if it is one, it is 1 in 430 million, this probability can be said to be much smaller than winning the lottery.
But with such a small chance of winning, the wet man was bumped into, and a group of people were so angry.
"No, no, no, my brain, I'm about to explode when I'm stimulated by this girl. ”
"Wet man, your uncle, you come out for me, Lao Tzu promises not to shit you. ”
"Crazy, crazy, what the hell is this wet man doing today? Is this luck so against the sky? Twice a day, this ...... 1 in 860 million, my God, this can be hit?"
"Again, Lao Tzu never had the urge to kill, but today I just want to kill this guy, Guisun, is there any bit of discipline, one person occupies two places, why don't you go to heaven?"
Even the old man and a group of great gods who have eaten all over the world and Nanjiang are all speechless.
"This ...... How the hell did this happen?"
In the huge office, he rubbed his face vigorously, and then leaned on the back of the sofa chair fiercely, and said in disbelief.
In the seaside villa in Xiangjiang, an old man in Nanjiang was also angry.
"This guy's luck is really no one, which reminds me of an experience in the casino when I was young, there was a gambler surnamed Yan, who lost only one hundred Xiangjiang coins at that time, which can be said to be miserable, this goods went to play slot machines, and as a result, the first game made a three-seven slam, which directly caused a sensation in the entire casino, many people came around to see, he then played the second game, or a grand slam, at that time he not only won back the capital, but also won millions, and it was by winning back the millions, he started a business, and then had today's achievements, I thought he was the luckiest person I have ever seen in my life, I didn't expect to meet someone who is even more terrifying than his luck today, the chance of 1 in 430 million, two yuan in a row, it's too terrifying. ”
The Scattered Flower Fairy smiled helplessly: "Luck is too mysterious, you can't see it or touch it, but it should be real." ”
Yao Xiaoming screamed frantically into the microphone: "Wet man, wet man, how old are you? Are you ashamed to compete for a place with my little child?"
Everyone: "......"
This bear child is starting to skin again, does luck have anything to do with how old you are? Besides, Ye Shen's live broadcast guest quota, no matter how old people are, they want to get it, don't you see that it is now a killing of young and old?
Just as everyone exploded, the wet man secretly showed his head, and the thing made a stunned expression, and said, "Is it me? Is it really me?"
Everyone: "......"
"Wet man, your sister, I never found you to be so cheap. ”
"Is it still you, is it you? You don't know how to read the name yourself?"
"Wet man, give up the quota, we are still good friends, otherwise I will curse you for not being able to write a complete poem in your life, I will tell you. ”
People were still crusading against the wet man, but suddenly the wet man sent a message.
"Ah~~ luck, mysterious and mysterious, no matter what you ask, you don't look for me, I ignore you, if you look for me, I will love you, ah~~hahaha~~~"
Crazy, wet people themselves are crazy.
Shanzhou City, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province, at the foot of a mountain, a small farmhouse courtyard.
There are chickens, ducks and geese in the yard, and in front of the yard is a small pond with fish.
The dilapidated two-room bungalows are made of red bricks, but due to the long time, the color of the red bricks is a little black, and there are weeds on the top of the bungalows.
Inside the bungalow, a middle-aged man with thick eyes and messy hair was holding a worn-out mobile phone in his hand, and at this time, his eyes fell on his mobile phone through the thick glass lens, and then he was stunned for a while, and suddenly there was a sigh, and then a poem that the ghost couldn't understand popped out.
He was there, the door of the east house was pushed open from the outside, and then a woman of five big and three thick walked in, and scolded with her head and face: "Ding Buping, you still don't care about the work in the field? Let me tell you, if you go on like this, we will not be able to live this life at all, I just saw that you are a little talented before I followed you, and I thought that you could write poems and become famous, and live a good life with you, who knew that you were such a person, how many years have you been here? Who will listen to you except for reading those broken poems you wrote to the chickens, ducks and geese in the yard? If you can't write it, you will work for me, let me go to the field alone every day, you are a big man, you are embarrassed?"
The middle-aged greasy uncle Ding Pingmu turned his head to look at the fat woman, and then ...... Then the thing suddenly stood up from the broken chair, stepped in front of the woman, did not give the woman time to react at all, hugged the woman, and kissed it directly.
"Woo~~~"
The middle-aged woman pushed Ding Ping away fiercely, then wiped her mouth, and said angrily: "It's like this every time, it's like this every time, every time I'm angry with you, you're like this, tell me how many years you've used this trick to deal with me? ”
Ding Ping suddenly laughed, and then as soon as the goods bent over, he picked up the fat woman by the waist, and walked directly to the bed, but he took two steps and put it down, panting and said, "Rest." ”
Fat Woman: "...... You're useless. ”
Ding Ping wiped the sweat from his head, then straightened his waist and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to say that I am useless, and you are not allowed to call me Ding Buping in the future, my name is Ding Ping." ”
The fat woman saw that her husband, who was usually scolded by herself and didn't fight back, suddenly seemed to be a different person, she paused for a moment, then sneered, and then pointed at Ding Ping's head with her index finger, and said: "Dead ghost, I like your shameless appearance if you have no ability, this is like a man, although we are very poor, but you are a man, and you are poor and poor." ”
Ding Ping: "......"
Poor ...... Hard-banged?
Dry corpses?
This thing was full of black lines, but he didn't get angry, just said: "Mother-in-law, go out, go to work in the field, I want to make money." ”
Fat Woman: "......"
She grabbed Ding Ping's ears and shouted: "I gave you a look just now, didn't I? And let me work in the field, don't you see that everyone is a husband and wife in the field? Every day I am alone, others still think that I murdered and buried your body, can you go out and show your face and let others know that you are still alive?"
"Khan, mother-in-law, I really want to make money, you go out for an hour first, come in after an hour, and then ...... Then they smashed everything in the house and burned the house. ”
"Psychotics? Just two shabby houses left by your parents, where did you burn down? What are you going to do with smashing things?"
"Live in a high-rise building, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and in an hour, you will be a rich woman. ”
"I'm rich, your sister and I'm rich, you've been saying this to me for more than ten years, and now I'm not only getting rich, do I have a half-dime relationship with a rich woman?"
Ding Ping suddenly smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, after an hour, can you really only give me an hour?"
"What the hell is going on?" asked the fat woman with a serious face.
Ding Ping raised the broken mobile phone in his hand and said, "I won the lottery." ”
Fat Woman: "........."
"I thought it was a good thing, I won the lottery again, tell me how many prizes you have won in the past few days? There are a bunch of bottle caps in the drawer, either another bottle or another bottle for another dollar, can you be useful all the time? Forget it, I don't care about you, I tell you, you take a break and go to the field to weed, the grass grows taller than the crops, and people laugh at us, saying that we are lazy to eat, and the crops are not well managed. ”
After saying that, the fat woman went out.
Ding Ping took a deep breath, then sat back in his chair and muttered: "The breeze blows the willows, whoever says that I am a dog." Then he looked at his phone again.
At this time, the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room on the mobile phone exploded, and the news exploded one by one.
"Wet man, do you sell it or not?"
"Damn, you can't use up the two places for one person, hurry up and sell one, all wait. ”
"Two billion, my God, wet man, don't you want to learn the talented brother, I tell you, the talented brother is shameful. ”
"I said, can you stop pulling me every time? ”
"Fuck your uncle, the tornado can't blow, and you don't let others tell you about the dirty things you've done?"
"Don't pay attention to this product, wet man, you come out, do you sell it or not?"
Everyone screamed and swiped the news one by one, and a few people with microphones all over the world shouted the price directly.
"Old man, what a fate? Two billion, that one was two billion just now. Eat all over the world asked.
An old man in Nanjiang: "You and I both know what this quota means, brothers in the world, you can also follow." ”
As a result, before he could speak, suddenly Rod sent a message: "500 million!"
Everyone: "......"
"Five...... 500 million?"
"Funny? Two billion, you ...... You're 500 million, why do you say less and less?"
"I rewarded 6 just now, and now I'm cowardly buying a quota?"
"I'll give you 100 points for this pen, first raise and then suppress, high and low, admire, but I still smiled very unkindly, Rod, 500 million are you embarrassed to shout?"
Rod: "...... I'm talking about the meter dollar. ”
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