Chapter 175: You Two Want to Go to Heaven?

Fuyumi endured her anger and brought Suzuki into the common room, but Suzuki refused to stay in the lobby, saying that it could only be regarded as Fuyumi's shop, not Fuyumi's home.

And when he entered the public room, Suzuki Noki really didn't treat himself as an outsider, he didn't say anything about the duck sitting casually, but also set up three or four cushions to lean on, and asked with a smile: "I don't have a good waist, I can only sit like this, don't you mind, dwarf winter melon." ”

"Don't mind, stinky fart!" Fuyumi said in a vicious voice, and then turned around to go out to make tea. For the sake of the face of the official paper, Fuyumi was ready to let Suzuki Noki drink a cup of tea to fulfill the courtesy, and then let her get out of the house immediately.

Otherwise, what should I do, the other party still doesn't agree to this request, and it will be more troublesome for her to return the official document.

"Soak according to my requirements, my mouth is very picky. Suzuki Noki commanded, looked around the room again, looked at Fuyumi's younger brothers and sisters one by one, and then smiled at Yukiri and asked, "Yukiri-san is working hard, what about Xiuji?"

"Shuji went to buy a gift for Yoko-chan. "There is some absent-mindedness in the snow biting the tip of the pencil, and she is not afraid of lead poisoning, she is about to eat half of it - she is not interested in Suzuki Noshi, and it doesn't matter what she is here for, she is now having a headache, and the dense words on this book make her uncomfortable, and she wants to vomit.

"Yoko-chan, why do you want to buy a gift?" asked Noki Suzuki with interest.

"Oh, Yoko-chan is Shuji's sister, don't you know her? She's going to have a birthday, so Xiuji went to buy a birthday present. ”

Noki Suzuki was slightly taken aback, she hadn't developed to the point of hiring a private detective to follow Kitahara Shuji, after all, she only used him as a fun toy at first, and wanted to trick him into playing baseball, but she only looked carefully at his file and the resumes of students in school, and really didn't find out that he had a younger sister.

She quickly asked, "What day is it?"

"Number 15. Xia Zhi Xia Sha answered first, and said in a crisp voice: "We are Yoko-chan's best friends!"

They talked and secretly exchanged glances with each other, this is the eldest lady who heard that she was very rich? They looked Suzuki up and down together, as if they saw a fat sheep shining with golden light, but they had some doubts in their hearts - the dress was very ordinary, and there was nothing particularly valuable on the body, not bragging, right?

Probably not, the car she was riding in seemed to be quite good, at least richer than her own family.

After exchanging glances, they decided to prepare to take a closer look at Suzuki to see if they could scrape some oil off her body and use it, and Suzuki had seen too many of them with this kind of look, after all, it was quite rare for someone like Kitahara Shuji to not want to rub a little after hearing that she was hugely rich, but wanted to stay away.

It is a common phenomenon that Li Lingzhi is faint, how many smart people have been planted on this, and peers who can restrain themselves are really rare.

She didn't mind that Xia Zhi Xia Sha treated her as a fat sheep, but smiled and said, "You guys are so cute, it's Xia Zhi and Xia Sha, right? As Yoko-chan's best friend, can you tell my sister what Yoko-chan likes?"

Xia Zhi Xia Sha opened her mouth and planned to report a lot, anyway, they are very familiar with Yoko now, Zhou Wei often plays together, and Yoko will definitely be able to share the profit if she takes advantage, but Dongmei came in with a black face and ordered directly: "Don't tell her, do your homework, and I'll beat you to death if I can't finish it before dinner." ”

Xia Zhi Xia Sha didn't dare to resist, their eldest sister really beat them, and quickly shrank back to continue doing homework, but exchanged glances with each other - this eldest sister is too annoying, rebel, must rebel, must defeat her, a violent dictatorial bully, and fight hard for freedom for life.

And it doesn't matter if Suzuki Noki doesn't make a clichΓ©, and these two little girls are good friends, there should be not much difference in age, and the hobbies of a little girl at this age are still very easy to guess.

Fuyumi put the teacup heavily in front of Suzuki Noshi, put two more plates of refreshments, and said unhappily: "Your tea, leave after drinking, don't say that our Fukuzawa family doesn't know etiquette." ”

Noki Suzuki looked at the tea bowl and didn't lift the lid, looked up and asked with a smile, "Genmaicha?"

"Yes!"

"It's a whole granule of brown rice brewed with a strip of tea, right?"

"Yes!"

"Brown rice is made from rice, not wheat, right?"

"Yes!"

"The tea strips are pressed with green tea, not matcha, right?"

"Yes!"

"Pure water that just boiled to seventy-seven degrees?"

"Yes!"

"Enough of three minutes and forty-five seconds?"

"That's right!" Fuyumi was a little impatient, and said angrily: "It's just brewed according to what you said, drink it quickly!"

Noki Suzuki smiled and said, "I have a bad stomach, so I can only drink this! By the way, you didn't put laxatives or spit in them, did you?"

"It's impossible for our family to treat guests like that!" Fuyumi's face turned black directly - even if she didn't like Suzuki Noshi, but after all, the other party had solved a troublesome matter for their family, and according to traditional customs, they had to treat them well to express their gratitude, and it was impossible to put laxatives or spit, once the matter was revealed, their family's reputation would be over.

She values her family's reputation very much, and she won't use this method to get revenge on Suzuki Noshi, which feels very insulting.

Suzuki Noki smiled coquettishly, elegantly picked up the tea bowl and gently touched his lips, then put it down, and sighed: "It's so unpleasant, dwarf winter melon, you can't do anything, you can't make a bowl of brown rice tea." This one is worthy of feeding pigs, take it down and pour it out!"

Xueli sniffed the aroma next to her, and said strangely: "It's only worth feeding pigs, is it hard to drink? It's hard to swallow if it's choked on a monkey?" She wasn't afraid of being hot, so she took it and poured it directly into her mouth, and stretched out her tongue to lick the bottom of the bowl, tasting it, and it was even more strange, "It tastes good, sister, is there anything else?" I'm hungry." ”

Dongmei ignored her sister, just stared at Suzuki Noki and gritted her teeth, and said word by word: "You stinky fart, don't force me to beat you!"

There is no such guest in the world, this guy is just looking for trouble!

Noki Suzuki shook his head and sighed, "If you want to fight, you can fight and use violence against the people who just helped you...... Savage, too savage!"

Dongmei was so angry that she trembled, and after holding back for a while, she shouted, "After the tea is finished, get out of here immediately!"

"I don't want to roll, I haven't eaten refreshments yet, is your Fukuzawa family just entertaining guests like this?" Noki Suzuki picked up a piece of walnut crisp but didn't eat it, and put it in front of him.

The bullshit daughter is not as good as a scoundrel, Fuyumi was so angry that her stomach hurt, but she really couldn't think of any way to drive her away, and Suzuki Noki ignored her, and turned her head to talk to Natsuori and Natsusa, Fuyumi took a deep breath, felt that she had to be calm, and when she was angry, she fell for the trick of this stinky fart, and turned her head directly and ordered: "You two go back to the room to do your homework, and you go to the snow too, and take Akitaro away!"

She drove her sister and brother away, and was ready to fight with Noki Suzuki - I can't beat you and I can't help you? Ridiculous! I've never been easy to mess with, and the other stinky fart sometimes has to talk to me politely!

She sat directly opposite Suzuki Noshi, and after a while, she felt that something was wrong, one meter four or five to one meter six six, one head shorter than the other side, and some fell behind, so she quickly dragged over a stack of cushions to cushion under her little buttocks, and Suzuki Noki looked at her directly, and sneered: "You want to rely on that guy to come back, right? Are you interested in him?

If there are only two girls of the same age alone, it is either girlfriend mode or bullfighting mode - don't expect them to have their usual quiet elegance in this mode, let alone they don't have it in the first place.

Noki Suzuki also put the cushion he was leaning on under his buttocks, keeping his height suppressed, and said with a smile: "Yes, I think he's pretty good, I'm going to chase him, do you have an opinion?"

Dongmi didn't expect Suzuki Noki's skin to be thicker than expected, how could ordinary girls talk like this, she was stunned, and stuffed two cushions under her buttocks, and said angrily: "How can you be so shameless!"

"What's this, if you like it, you have to work hard, do you sit and wait for pie to fall from the sky? This is the mentality of the strong, and a weak person like you will not understand. Suzuki Noki also dragged two of them over and continued to stuff them under his buttocks - this common room was used by the Fukuzawa family for leisure and dinner, because it was very large, and some miscellaneous items were put along the way, and the dozens of cushions used to open the dojo were piled up here, and there was no shortage at all.

"I'm weak, just kidding!" Fuyumi laughed three times and continued to pad.

Suzuki Noki also continued to pad, and said with a smile: "Of course, I am better than you, you have to learn to respect the strong, otherwise you will definitely suffer a big loss in the future." ”

Fuyumi also continued to pad two, looking at Suzuki Noki's thin body, she couldn't help but bend her crescent eyes, "I can beat you ten by myself, no, a hundred...... If you weren't a sick ghost, I would have let you know how powerful our samurai daughter is!"

"What age do you still have to rely on violence, what's the use of brute force? The samurai family is nothing remarkable, our family is still from the Chinese family, and your ancestors are worthy of our family to drive ox carts. ”

After the Curtain Movement, the "Chinese Order" was promulgated, and the editions of the princes and princes in various parts of Japan were returned, and the titles of "Gongjia (Gongqing)" and "Daimyo (Princes)" were abolished, and they were uniformly called "Hua" - that is, the Chinese in the "Four Peoples" royal family, the Chinese nationality, the scholar family, and the common people, which are considered to be the aristocratic class, and the Senate in the two houses of Japan used to be a special aristocratic house, and the Chinese were abolished by the United States after the defeat of Japan, but they had great influence and were still active in the political and economic circles, and there were special gathering halls.

The ancestor of the Fukuzawa family is a low-level samurai, and the ancestor of the Suzuki family is a small daimyo of Izumi, and there is indeed a gap in this identity.

Dongmei was speechless for a moment, she really didn't know that the Suzuki family had a long history, and said angrily: "Fart, we came from Kyushu to defeat you back then, and even killed your cattle!"

"What's the use of that, you don't have to listen to us yet!"

"Who listens to you? There's nothing great about your family right now!"

Noki Suzuki tilted his head to look at her, and said with a coquettish smile: "Are you stupid, dwarf winter melon, do you know what the privileged class means? I am the privileged class!"

Japan is a strange country, it is not too much to say that it is semi-feudal and semi-capitalist, everyone does not say it to the privileged class, but it is something that is well known, Dongmei can't deny it, and she is so angry that she can't speak for a while.

Suzuki Noki didn't stop in his hands, and he was still padding, because Dongmei didn't stop - she didn't like Dongmei either, she was unconvinced when she saw Dongmei, she wanted to clean up this dwarf winter melon - Her Royal Highness the princess is still afraid of you as a village girl, is it funny?

She smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I won't bully you at home, that's too unstylish, even if I am better than you in personal ability......! How much?"

She thought for a moment and said regretfully, "I'm sorry, I don't pay much attention to the people below me, I can't remember clearly." ”

Dongmei pursed her lips and had nothing to say, she had already fallen to the top ten, but she was still unconvinced, and said strongly: "Who knows if you cheated!"

Suzuki Noki picked up a book and flipped the page, read it for half a minute, and then threw the book to Dongmei, and began to memorize it, Dongmei looked at it suspiciously, and found that the word was good, but she was still unconvinced, "What's so great about endorsement, I'm not going to know!"

Suzuki Noki smiled, recited it backwards and again, it was still a good word, and then looked at Fuyumi with interest, and said with a smile: "I can keep what I see in my mind for more than seventy-two hours, I really want to remember it for a lifetime and can't forget it, the scientific name is mechanical memory ability...... Can you?"

Dongmei looked at the book with a flat mouth, Suzuki Noki didn't force her, put her hands on her chest and chuckled: "This is a natural talent, dwarf winter melon, what's the use of you always disagreeing? There are some people in this world who are destined to be stronger than you when they are born!"

"I'll be better than you someday!"

"Do you rely on hard work?" Suzuki Noki smiled and applauded, "You are really stupid, the end of hard work is to fight for talent, and if you have no talent, it is hard work - you have also participated in the Jade Dragon Banner, round by round elimination, the higher the level, and which one of the finalists is not hard working and talented? The same is true in real life, those who do not work hard will be eliminated in two or three rounds, and at a high level, in the case of everyone working hard enough, talent can decide everything...... If you don't have talent, you can only do coolies, but it's okay, Xiuji and I will take care of you in the future and give you a good salary. ”

"You ......" Fuyumi was so angry that she couldn't do it, but she couldn't find the words to refute it for a while, and Suzuki Noki touched her face again and said with a smile: "Even in terms of appearance, I'm better than you!" So, you're a barbarian with developed limbs at best...... You're still a little dwarf, your development period is about to pass, and you won't grow more than 1.5 meters in this life, right?"

"You talk nonsense, I'm sure I'll be able to grow to 1.5 meters! Besides, where are you prettier than me?!"

"There is a scientific basis for this, the distance between the eyes and the mouth should be 36% of the length of the face, the distance between the corners of the eyes should be 46% of the width of the face, and the distance from the tip of the eyebrows to the wings of the nose should be ......"

Noki Suzuki casually reported a lot of data, and Fuyumi was dizzy after a while, and her brain made up for a moment and she couldn't imagine what it looked like, and shouted irritably: "What's the use of saying this, who knows what it looks like!"

Noki Suzuki pointed his finger at himself and said with a smile, "That's what I'm like!

"Phew, you matchgirl!" Fuyumi found that she couldn't calm down, and it seemed that Bickering was no match for this stinky fart.

"This is called a supermodel body, you dirt bun, envy, right?"

"You ......" Fuyumi just called out half a sentence, the door behind him was opened, and Kitahara Shuji came in, but as soon as he entered the door, he was stunned - he was worried that when these two people were alone, Fuyumi's irascible radish head would beat Suzuki Mizuki's sick seedlings out of the way, but as soon as he entered the door, he found that these two people had more than a dozen cushions under their buttocks, all of which were more than the table, and they were looking at each other in the air.

He was speechless for a moment, what's the matter, you two want to go to heaven?