The dwarf probably pushed up to eighteen generations, and no one thought that someone could skip the "moat" that had been listed as a forbidden place in the village by his ancestors for generations.

Seeing the long-legged monkey running, jumping, and "flying" over, the dwarves' wah-wah voices instantly stopped, and the red feather was the first to not believe it, and ran to the edge of the crack to take a look, still as deep as ever, as insurmountable as ever.

The wild people are also afraid of heights, and they will not hide their emotions, the dark complexion looks wide, the eyes are especially white, and they retreat in fear, away from the cliff, and then point to the crack, look at Ji An and say a few words.

The audience couldn't understand the crooked words, and habitually asked the anchor Fat Tiger

"Little brother, what is he talking about?"

"Translate it for us. ”

"What are you kidding, no matter how good the anchor's language talent is, it is impossible for him to understand savage words in seconds as soon as they meet. ”

Ji Anxin said that he could understand crooked words in seconds, just about 200 points, but he couldn't do anything about savage words, and the system prompted that the data was being collected, and there was no language pack for the time being......

"Aba, Aba, Abba Abba Aba. Ji An pointed to his ear, spread his hand, and shook his head.

In the live broadcast room

"You're dumb, Abba Aba?"

“kkk~”

"These two anchors, what can they do to save him?"

"The deaf-mute anchor is disabled and strong, and insists on live broadcasting to become an Internet celebrity. ”

"It's really an inspirational and touching story. ”

Subsequently, the reaction of the red feather made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh, some body language, even if the culture is different and the language is not understood, even if the two sides are separated by a thousand-year civilization gap, they can still "understand".

Of course, there may be a bias in understanding.

Seeing Ji An pointing to his ears, Red Feather shook his head again, he thought for a while, and quickly "understood": "Wow, wow, wow!"

The pronunciation is the same as before, but the voice is louder, and the Red Feather Gang Ji An confirmed his name as a disabled and deaf anchor in front of the audience, and he was worried that the monkey on the other side would not be able to hear it, so he repeated it a third time with a roar.

"Poofhahahaha......"

"It's not right to laugh at the deaf and dumb, but I'm sorry, the anchor I want to laugh, hahahaha. ”

"Little brother, the wild man also thinks you have a problem with your ears. ”

"You'd better go to the hospital and check it out. ”

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"My mom just came in and asked me why I was making a pig noise. ”

Ji An: "......"

The two sides were completely chicken and duck, seeing that the dwarfs began to be impatient, someone picked up the only remaining stone axe, Ji An waved at them, turned around and prepared to leave.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Red Feather shouted again.

Ji An turned around, and now he understood, the red feather was pointing at the heirloom on his waist.

Just a piece of wood, Ji An ran through the primeval forest of Qiongcheng, and he could get tons of pineapple trees, and it was useless for him to keep this flying stick, and he was not afraid of the red feathers sneaking up from behind, so he untied it from his waist and threw it to the opposite side.

The red feather is picked up like a baby and checked.

Before leaving, Ji An hesitated, his contact with the dwarves was originally intended to hold high the banner of peace, although the valley was legally his in the southern country, but this is also the territory home of the shrub tribe for thousands of years, so Ji An took out a can of still cold Sprite from his backpack and threw it over.

Ji An left, and the original intention of the dwarfs was to drive away the invaders, not all savages are as savage and ferocious as in the movie, in the final analysis, after all, they are all two-legged beasts, the Stone Age, there is also an alliance between clans and clans, besides, if you really want to meet, you will kill, and there will be no businessman, a profession that must communicate with people and communicate with each other.

The dwarfs didn't throw any more stone axes, they gathered around the can of Sprite, crouching bare-assed.

The red feathers were apparently the ones who took the lead among them, and the others had white feathers stuck in their heads, the red ones, and the tin hat and the "nose ring" were a little longer than the others.

Red Feather looked strangely at the green jar that was gradually bursting with droplets, and curiously stretched out his finger and touched it gently.

A cold chill came from his fingertips, "Wow, la, la, whoa!" As the red feather "bounced" off like an electric shock, the other dwarfs gathered scattered in terror.

Later, seeing that the green jar did not move, Red Feather and a few friends picked up the stone axe together, approached on guard, and did not understand something, knocking it first, and then said, an axe smashed into the Sprite jar, "Huh~~~"

The friends were hit together, splashed by the cold soda, wah-wow-wow-la-la, wiped the body with their hands, as if they were scalded by boiling water, but wiped and wiped, and found that it seemed to be fine, one of them smelled the smell on his hands greedily, licked it to death, and his eyes brightened all of a sudden.

"Wow, wow, wow. ”

"Wow, wow?"

"Wow, wow, wow!"

After a short exchange, after a short time, licking the sweetness off their hands, the dwarfs licked each other's bodies, where they couldn't reach.

Lick it and smack your lips with satisfaction: "Wow, wow, wow"

The little friend who was licked: "Wow, wow, wow"

The red feather also smacked his lips, salty and sweet: "Well, it's so fragrant." ”

So, under the leadership of Red Feather, the dwarfs invited the "dead" Sprite jar back to the village, and when an old black man with an extra-long tin hat tied around his neck and heavy hippopotamus teeth in his nostrils licked the jar clean, and accidentally cut his tongue at the mouth of the broken and sharp jar, the empty can became a "holy object" in the village.

Early the next morning, a small group of three dwarfs began to wait at the top of the mountain every day.

…………

When Ji An returned to the bottom of the mountain, he suspended the live broadcast under the pretext that he hadn't eaten yet.

He called Sanqi, who was entertaining himself and playing the piano on the island in the middle of the lake in Daliangshan.

When Maca saw Sanqi "repairing" the wounds on the three brothers, her expression was almost the same as that of Anji and Sister Hei, staring at this short man with sunglasses and extraordinarily fair skin.

The three brothers and Pepper's mother and son were resting under the tree, Maca asked Ji An to open a hot spot to share, Ji An took out his mobile phone, suddenly remembered the last trip to the Xiangrui team, and asked Sanqi if he was interested.

Sanqi rolled his eyes: "Do you think I can use a mobile phone?"

Ji An: "Why can't you use it? The mobile phone is not expensive, I'll give you one, otherwise it will be inconvenient for me to contact you, and I have to open the door every time." ”

Sanqi sighed and shook his head: "You brought your mobile phone." It stretched out its finger and tapped it on the Ji An screen.

Ji An blinked: "Why didn't it react, it's broken?" He tried it himself, and it was obviously easy to use.

looked at Sanqi, and then looked at the touch screen of the mobile phone, Ji An suddenly realized, and patted his head: "I know, you are with a radish, so you can't use your mobile phone." ”

Sanqi raised his nostrils and glared: "Get out! You are the radish, I am Sanqi!"

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[It's the end of the year, poor~~~]

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