After knocking him down, I rolled to the side like a dead dog and gasped for air, leaving only Shen Long's slight slur in the empty classroom

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Sound.

"Win!!" Yu Lele was the first to jump up, cheering, happier than winning the five million lottery. In addition, there are several unfamiliar voices who are also cheering vigorously, presumably those who have just bet on me to win.

"Yang Bin, you have won! It's really a glory for our bedroom, let us raise our eyebrows!" Yu Lele happily ran to my side and helped me up.

"Yes, Yang Bin, that's good!" "You don't know that we were worried about death just now......" Jiang Shaohua and the others also hugged one after another, with a happy face.

"I propose, let's celebrate Yang Bin's victory for us 1103, how about it?" Yu Lele glanced at everyone.

"Okay! Barbecue and beer tonight, Yu Dagongzi is in for a treat!" Hu Wentao was even happier, and excitedly grabbed my limbs with Jiang Shaohua and Chen Hao and lifted me above my head.

"Hey... I'm afraid of heights, let me down..."I said weakly in mid-air.

"1-2-3, up!" they still threw me up mercilessly, and then watched me fall to the ground.

"Fuck, Hu Wentao, why don't you catch him!" Jiang Shaohua bent down with a frightened face to check my injuries.

"I ..... I don't know... The hand slipped and didn't catch his foot..."Hu Wentao stood in place like a child who had made a mistake, constantly scratching his scalp.

The small shops in the eleventh middle school are very open, and they are full of cigarettes and alcohol. That night, Yu Lele really bought two cases of wine and invited us to have a big meal on the fourth floor.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone's conversation box has been completely opened. During this period, Yu Lele kept instigating a few of us to smoke together. At first, everyone refused, and I felt bad when I thought about the last time I smoked.

But later, they all drank too much, Chen Hao and Hu Wentao shouted loudly to learn to smoke, and Jiang Shaohua had already rolled under the table. I vaguely remember that everyone asked Yu Lele for a cigarette, and Hu Wentao even climbed on the table, opened his mouth to eat the cigarette, and kept chewing in his mouth. Fortunately, Yu Lele was not bad at that time, and he dug the cigarette out of his mouth in time, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

In the end, I have no memory of how everyone returned to the dormitory, but I remember that I kept pointing at Hu Wentao and smiling stupidly.

Life in Eleven is wonderful and exciting for me. Here, I learned to smoke and drink, met a group of funny roommates, got used to living on campus, and got used to fighting. Here, I experienced what it was like to be the focus of the class, and I experienced the joy of playing tricks with the teacher.

It can be said that the whole three years of junior high school brought me no happiness as the three short days in the eleventh middle school.

When I woke up the next day, it was already half past ten in the morning. I screamed and got out of bed. Everyone slept like dead pigs, only Fang Jun went to class on time.

"Male-Gobi's... The class didn't wake us up. I scolded and crawled onto Yu Lele's bed and shook him vigorously.

"Wake up, we're three hours late!" I lifted his quilt, but he still didn't move, snoring peacefully, as if the sky had fallen and had nothing to do with him.

I had to get out of bed and push Jiang Shaohua and them. After Hu Wentao woke up, he looked confused, and said in wonder, "Eh, how bitter is my mouth." ”

Half an hour later, the five of us finally arrived at the door of the classroom and stood in the hallway until noon.

As soon as the morning class was over, we ran to the cafeteria in one breath like wild horses on the leash. I woke up drunk, my throat was dry and smoking, and my stomach was rumbling all morning. Under the surprised gaze of the people around us, we devoured three bowls of rice and drank two bottles of Coke before we were satisfied.

When I returned to the classroom in the afternoon, I was called to the office by the head teacher Wu Jinghan and scolded him severely, and wrote a letter of repentance before he was willing to let us go.

"Students, because the school has just started these days, I am too busy so I forgot. Now we have to adjust the seats, Yu Lele, Fang Dongliang, you sit in the first row of the first group. Wang Haoran, Jia Xing, you sit in the second row......" Wu Jinghan said loudly with the list on the podium, and Yu Lele also said to me reluctantly, "Goodbye brother, brother is leaving, don't miss me too much." ”

"I won't miss you if you're dead. ”

My new tablemate is a 1.9-meter-tall fat man named Deng Xiaobo. As soon as I sat down, Deng Xiaobo looked at me with admiration on his face and said, "Brother Bin, you were so handsome yesterday! Especially the last one, it was unexpected." Hehe, I bet 20 yuan on you yesterday, and I made 100 yuan alive, thank you so much!"

"Thank you for supporting me......" I squeezed out a stiff smile.

Deng Xiaobo's schoolbag is like a jingle cat's pocket, with everything. After a while, he pulled out two packets of potato chips, a box of sandwich biscuits, and a Big Mac burger that he didn't know where to buy from his school bag, and ate it. He also handed me a bottle of Coke and said he wanted to be friends with me.

So there is a reason why people are fat.