Chapter 827: The King of Throwing Pots
"One person I get drunk, seven or eight old ladies sleep with me, and my eyes are full of Venus......"
The vulgar market tune kept getting into his mind, and Zuo Tian, who had a headache, opened his eyes very reluctantly, but saw a big fat man with a bare shoulder, who was riding on a machine mule and waving a small stick, humming a small song while smoking the mule back and forth.
"Ah~"
Zuo Tian sat up like an electric shock, but let out a miserable howl uncontrollably, and when he looked down at his body in shock, not only the shoulder that was shot had been bandaged, but even the injured left leg had been wrapped, and he was lying in the body of a pickup truck at this time, and the sky was already bright.
"Don't be surprised, no one will help you sew the wound when it is cracked......"
Wang Dafu rode over on a machine mule, but Zuo Tian opened his mouth in surprise and couldn't speak, but Wang Dafu smiled proudly: "You really think we're going to kill you, I'm just trying to get you a warhead, killing you is not good for us at all, don't worry about it!"
"For... Why ......"
Zuo Tian didn't seem to have reacted yet, but Wang Dafu rolled his eyes and ran away on the machine mule, looking at the pace of the machine mule, it was estimated that he was going to toss and fall apart, but Chen Guangda came out with a big bowl of instant noodles at this time, and a black "little squirrel" squatting on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Eat noodles or not, it's been a year and a half overdue!"
Zuo Tian subconsciously took the noodles, and he didn't know what he wanted to say with his mouth open, but Chen Guangda said with a smile: "I treat you as a friend, I never thought of killing you from beginning to end, if you have anything to say to me, you can think about it and say it, if you don't have it, don't say it, let's eat and drink!"
"Thank you!"
Zuo Tian nodded gratefully, and even a little ashamed, and Chen Guangda laughed and squatted on the muddy ground on the side of the road, and ate with a group of people around the pot Hulala, Zuo Tian was also really hungry, stimulated by the fragrant instant noodles, his stomach immediately made a rumbling sound, and he immediately lowered his head and picked up the noodles.
"Sir, are you alright......?"
A haggard Japanese soldier suddenly walked over, Zuo Tian raised his head in astonishment with noodles hanging in his mouth, he still had more than 20 subordinates alive, each holding a large bowl of noodles in his hand, and there were more than a dozen small trucks parked in front of him, each car was full of instant noodles, he immediately asked in shock: "Why are you here?"
"We were unconscious, and it was Chief Chen who saved us......"
Captain Toyota spread his hands helplessly, and then said depressedly: "We suffered a big loss this time, there was not a single bullet in the arsenal, and we moved out a month before the end came, and it became a temporary warehouse for instant noodle manufacturers, and we moved these noodles out of it, and many of them didn't have time to move, it's a pity!"
"Alas~ I already saw it last night, and the loss this time is too great......"
Zuo Tian put down the noodles in frustration, but when he looked closely, his surviving subordinates turned out to be all the people led by Chen Guangda before, and Toyota also saw his doubts, so he continued: "There is a big pond in the arsenal, and we ran around the pond to avoid the pursuit of the dragon lizard, this is what we learned from Chief Chen!"
"Did you kill all the dragon lizards for them......
Zuo Tian looked at them in disbelief, who knew that everyone nodded in unison, and after telling him the general situation, Zuo Tian was shocked again, and Toyota said: "I think Chief Chen is a good person, he has been reminding us not to go in, if it wasn't for the Yankees forcing us, we wouldn't have made it like this!"
"Yes, there will definitely be no accident under the leadership of Chief Chen, they are so powerful, no one has lost......
The other fighters also nodded vigorously, obviously having a good impression of Chen Guangda, Zuo Tian was speechless with a complicated expression, but Chen Guangda came over with a mouth wiped at this time, patted Toyota on the shoulder and smiled: "You give me thirty people, and I return you twenty-three, it should be interesting enough!"
"Chen Sang, I have something to say to you......"
Zuo Tian wanted to get out of the car a little impulsively, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Don't worry! It's not like we won't see each other in the future, you better go back and discuss with your wife and then tell me, otherwise it won't be embarrassing if you agree and you can't do it, I don't think you can be the master of you Japanese!"
"Okay......"
Zuo Tian nodded helplessly, and sat back with a complicated face, and Chen Guangda followed and beckoned everyone to quickly pack up and set off immediately, then patted Zuo Tian's arm and said with a smile: "If you really want to do it for the good of you Japanese, you should really treat me as a friend, of course! You should hurry up and think of a reason now, how to explain this matter to the Yankees!"
"I don't have to explain, I think they already know about this......"
Zuo Tian shook his head and leaned weakly in the carriage, Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile and climb into a small truck, and the little sissy who drove the car immediately whispered to him: "The brothers in the scrap yard just reported that the first batch of instant noodles has begun to be shipped back, but there are too many supplies on the Jilong Mountain side, and they want to call everyone in the family out to help!"
"But don't exchange the dollar card for the supplies after they are brought back, give me all the hard currency such as rice or noodles, and exchange as many guns and bullets as I want, but be sure to use the name of the Japanese......
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, the transport team is all the people they trained in the scrapyard, more than three hundred stick guys have taken them out to play a few times, and they have almost been reborn, under the leadership of the fifth child, they can enter and exit the danger zone freely, and it won't be long before they can become qualified corpse claw reserves.
"Why don't you change it to a dollar card, where can we put so many supplies......"
The little sissy looked at him very puzzled, but Chen Guangda pouted and said: "The depreciation of the dollar card is too fast, you have one hundred in your hand today, and there may only be eighty left tomorrow, and the storage of materials is also very easy to solve, and it is said that I spent money to buy it when I pulled it into the Rogge camp, and Lao Mei saw that we spent all the money on food, so they can rest assured!"
"Do you think the Japanese will really cooperate with us......
The little girl instinctively turned her head and looked back, Zuo Tian was lying in a complicated daze in the pickup truck, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said: "They are now more entangled than anyone else, on the one hand, they want to open up a new way out, on the other hand, they are afraid that our strength will not be able to keep up, in the end, it depends on whether they have the courage to gamble, if they don't dare, they can only become our enemies!"
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"Come and play, children, just put coins and you can have fun......"
In the U.S. military combat command headquarters covered with all kinds of communication equipment and instruments, dozens of middle and high-ranking officers all stared at the huge display screen on the wall in disbelief, and the signal source on it showed that it was the Hercules robot, which had been repeating the same sentence since last night.
"Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on and why our robots are turning into amusement machines......"
A gray-haired lieutenant colonel's face turned blue, and he subconsciously touched whether there was a steel hammer in his pocket, and several sweaty operators immediately called up a photo, just to see a guy with a black lace bra on his face, who was holding a **bag and putting it on the robot's head.
"This is the footage we forced Hercules to upload, but it only lasted the last five minutes and the battery ran out, and this person looks like ...... Like a lewd thief......"
The operator spread his hands and said with a face full of grievances: "The Japanese should not be lying, they are indeed annoying, our Apache was shot down by unknown monsters, I think this person should be an adventurer who happened to pass by, and found our robot after discovering it...... I stole it!"
"Damn, what are you kidding, a robot made for more than 80 million dollars is so easy to be stolen, find out where it is......"
The lieutenant colonel slapped the table heavily and was about to go crazy, but the operator said helplessly: "Hercules has no anti-theft design, its battery has been depleted, our wildcat robot also lost contact this morning, and the last message came that it was overloaded, causing the main chip to be burned!"
"They actually stole two of our robots, what the hell did you design......
The lieutenant colonel yelled in annoyance, and several operators hung their heads and did not dare to say anything, but an upright young man said: "Sir, all our high-tech equipment has been stolen and all of them are malfunctioning, and those people seem to have a very low level of education, and the system has collapsed due to random input!"
"No matter how low they were, they survived, but our Navy SEALs were wiped out......"
A handsome middle-aged colonel suddenly walked in from outside, it was Matt, the supreme commander of the US army, he walked over with a cold face and said: "Our secret agent just came with news, the leader of this operation, Zuo Tian, has returned to the camp, and there are twenty-three special forces who came back with him, they are basically all injured, but only Zuo Tian has a gunshot wound on the shoulder!"
"Gunshot wounds? Are they doing the trick......"
The lieutenant colonel immediately looked at him suspiciously, but Matt shook his head and said: "The tailless dragon lizard can't be brought by them, and the biggest one of them is probably the dragon lizard king, so I suspect that the commando team escaped with them, but they made a black hand on the way and wanted to throw all the blame to the tailless dragon lizard!"
"Dog mongrel! I knew these Japs weren't good......"
The lieutenant colonel cursed angrily, and Matt pointed to the big screen and said: "Ordinary adventurers don't know what Hercules is for, let alone use a cloth bag to put its head on it, so this thief must be Japanese, Hercules and Wildcat must be in their hands, and our commando team is 100% killed by them!"
"They are too bold, this time we must teach them a lesson......
A group of officers all yelled indignantly, but Matt said with a gloomy face: "Now is not the time to do it, once we do it, we will only cheapen the Koreans, this matter must need the Koreans to do it for us, now give me the Midnight Plan!"
"Yes......"