The spoof at the beginning is a forced question, what kind of undercover police and gangster films, collecting evidence to sweep away gangsters, are all disguises, and the core theme is just one, pickle girls!

In the burst of laughter from the audience, the trio waved, laughing constantly, and the gods complained one after another.

"The police also came to worship Second Brother Guan, and the old boy also came to visit Second Brother Guan, who did Second Brother Guan help?"

Don't say too much about it.

If you want to be an underworld boy, of course you have to do some fierce things, and the fierce thing is...... Snatching the baby's bottle and drinking it in front of you is too fierce.

finally mustered up the courage to do something big and smashed the funeral parlor, and the result was that the shopkeeper's sons were all big brothers in the underworld, and then there was no more, a transition, and the three of them turned into paper piercing people......

Su Luo: "Fat boy, what time do you have to wait?"

Fat man: "At least wait until the treasure." ”

Little Knife: "It's not a problem to wait, does anyone believe it?"

The audience laughed and was stunned!

Anyway, fans can't believe it, no one expected Su Luo to fight so hard, don't say anything about women's clothing, have you ever seen a paper prickly virgin shape, a thick layer of white powder, two big red spots on the face, not an ordinary show.

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"It's over, the image of the pit master in my mind is completely ruined!"

"No, no, no, the pit master has finally returned to the image in my mind. ”

In the movie theater, Huo Siyan and Leng Yuxuan hugged each other, laughing so much that their stomachs cramped, Su Luojia had a knife, there was really no one left with these two living treasures, and they could really think of anything.

It's a fan welfare movie, and it doesn't pay attention to any logical plot, how to be happy, the police are shooting more famous models on the catwalk, in fact, they are indeed all models, and their looks are against the sky, especially Yang Baobao's movie debut, which makes the otaku happy, they don't need acting skills, they are sexy.

Holding down the Infernal Affairs classic spoof is absolute, such as the classic rooftop meet.

"Next time you ask an undercover agent, don't pretend to be cool on the rooftop, people think we're here to clean the glass, hit the street!"

"If it's windy and rainy, standing here, it will cause us to become soup chickens, and we will hit the street!"

"It's not windy or rainy, and people misunderstand that we came to steal women's underwear, and even more hit the street!"

In response to that sentence, it's better than complaining about playing stalks and making up jokes, who has Su Luo not served!

This kind of "I know you jokers have a lot to say, but I'll help you say it first", the official complaint from the official is so ruthless!

A purely spoofed and amusing movie can be illogical, but it must have a "profound" theme.

THEREFORE, YE SIR'S FUNERAL BECAME YE SIR'S MARRIAGE.

"It's worse than death, he is going to Infernal Hell now! From today on, he will endure the pain of never stopping, he will always be under surveillance, he can't pick up girls, he will always have something to see, he can't get it, Ye SIR, you can go with peace of mind......"

The audience looked at the three dead comics, their expressions were solemn, their hands with plaster cast raised their salutes together, and a mouthful of ancestral blood spit out on the spot.

"Poof!"

"Damn!

"So that's how Infernal Hell explains!"

"It makes so much sense, marriage is worse than Infernal Hell!"

The joy is infinite, and the trio is still letting go of themselves, and it was said earlier that Su Luo changed to a paper prickly person and how amazing it was, and he would immediately break through everyone's imagination and give you a "ladyboy playing volleyball" in your bones.

"Swipe my drop card, I'm crystal crystal. ”

"I'm Shui Qiongqiong. ”

"I'm Shui Mimi. ”

A thunderbolt slammed the audience's brains, and the people who were still sitting firmly in the theater no longer existed, laughing and convulsing all over the ground, once again explaining that if you have nothing to do, don't change women's clothes casually, you will be addicted.

"Ahhhh

"Eyes, Lao Tzu's eyes!"

"SHEMALE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL, SISTER MARY, YOU SUMMED IT UP TOO WELL!"

"Pit master, you are ruthless!"

"Surrender and surrender, I can't stand it, damn it, are you still shaking your chest?"

"Sister Bodhisattva, who saves the suffering and saves the suffering, is compassionate and compassionate, come out and collect these three crazy monsters!"

Only you can't guess, there is nothing he can't think of, and there is nothing he doesn't dare to do, and the laughter in the theater can't stop at all.

Of course, the classic scenes in the second and third parts of Infernal Affairs have not been let go, Ni Kun died because the girl in the moon dress went to the wrong room to show the bikini and was stimulated to death, and the polite Ni Yongxiao continued to have a polite temperament, strategizing, kidnapping the wives of the four leaders and talking to the leaders who want not to pay the number, of course, the way to coerce is not to do what your wives do without paying the number, but to be confident: release people if you don't pay money, and you will be managed by your wife every day in the future, and you won't let people go out if you pay money, you can go out and fool around casually. You look at it.

Selling powder has become going out to do big health care together, and the powder test has become a test of the girl's figure, looking at Su Luo's lying girl and sucking it violently, and then with a look of enjoyment and a serious look, he said: AA+!

Internet jokers are abused and crying.,What kind of stalk are we still playing.,This movie is all for you.,The official forced the same people to death.。

No matter how you spoof Infernal Affairs, chasing girls is the theme of this film, the most beautiful lover in the world leads the team to pick up girls, that way is different, directly report to the police station and say that someone stole his heart, it's so just!

After a bloody and funny hero saves the beauty, the biggest laugh in the whole film comes, when he left the scene, he only heard Su Luo pretend to say: "Senior sisters, my car is just parked outside, why don't you take my car and go together?"

As soon as the camera turned, six people got into a minibus, the three girls were speechless, and the three teasers looked embarrassed.

"Ahh Now these minibuses are so nice, air-conditioned, and comfortable. ”

"Yes, it's open 24 hours a day, and the passengers are Sven. ”

"Yes. ”

What is a large-scale pretending failure site, isn't this just a ......

The constant nonsensical spoofs, the bursts of laughter in the theater came one after another, and after the happy finale, I saw the camera turn and the easter eggs came.

If there is anything funnier than this, there will only be easter eggs at the end of the film, and the frenzied Su Luo spoofed the scenes in the movie "Infernal Affairs", and he didn't let go of anything outside the movie.

Many people are curious, the "Infernal Affairs" series, how did Su Luo come up with this theme, why did he have this idea, why he could be so successful after filming, etc., but Su Luo has never appeared, and there is no reporter interview.

saw the last shot of the film turn,

Su Luo held a stack of papers: "Hello director, I wrote this script to commemorate the experience of the undercover agent who was born and died with me, please shoot it." ”

The director took a look: "Ah hey, the undercover story is not popular now, and no one has watched it." ”

Su Luo: "It's your fault when you say that, my script is different, you see that this film is more ruthless than others, it's called "The Joys and Sorrows of the Uninterrupted Hell Undercover: The Great Mad Demon Decisive Battle Nathan", you see, your face is blue when you hear this name, how can it not work?"

Director: "Wow, if this kind of title can be a blockbuster, it's a eye, just throw it away." ”

After the director finished speaking, he tore the cover, and it was torn from the hyphenation, and there were only three words left on the cover, which were thrown onto the road, and smashed into two mysterious passers-by, so mysterious that they still had mosaics on their faces.

"Infernal Affairs?"

"It's a good title, let's shoot it. ”

"Huh? Do you know what the story says?"

"Hey, no matter what story it is, if there is Su Luo, it will definitely be a hit!"

......

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Huh~~!!!"

"Fuck off, stinky and shameless!"

"This is definitely the highest level of shamelessness!"

In the theater, the frantic boos were mixed with the same crazy laughter, and the audience was in high spirits.

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