In the Wangfeng Tower, there was actually no one fighting.

However, there was a snow-white rooster squatting on the head of the shopkeeper, scratching and pecking.

Han You was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and asked Yan Qianyun, "Isn't this usually quite elegant?"

Yan Tianyun frowned: "You called the roast chicken?"

Han You shook his head vigorously: "No, I just said something to eat..."

At the table in the corner, the woke wind chaser asked, "What happened?"

Monk Ruyu's face was calm: "Amitabha, it's all caused by a roast chicken." ”

The Wind Chaser nodded knowingly.

Monk Ruyu continued: "The little monk pinched his fingers, and there seemed to be an old dog stewed in the back kitchen. ”

The wind chasing dog screamed, turned into an afterimage, and rushed into the back kitchen.

Someone next to him really couldn't stand it: "Master, aren't you a little cruel like this?"

Monk Ruyu said disapprenously: "No, no, no, this is the truth." ”

The man next to him asked, "The master also eats meat?"

Monk Ruyu glanced at the little beef left on his table, and swallowed his saliva unsatchedly: "Good, good, before the little monk came here, it was mutilated, even if the little monk didn't eat it, it would be in someone else's belly, why not let the little monk come to receive this sin, let the world lose less yin virtue, and let it gain merit?"

The man next to him frowned and said, "Being eaten is also considered a merit?"

Ruyu clasped her hands together and said, "Naturally, naturally." ”

The man next to him said helplessly: "The master can be described as a serious nonsense. ”

Monk Ruyu smiled slightly: "I have won the prize!"

On the other side of the counter, the shopkeeper was holding an abacus and was confronting the fried iron rooster.

In the back kitchen, the barking of dogs is incessant.

There are also stunned young people who want to teach the bold rooster a lesson, and he dares to go wild in the ancient town of Honghuang.

Fortunately, he was stopped by the old man who was traveling with him in time, and said sternly: "Don't provoke the two." ”

As for the other table guests, they were basically watching the play, and only a few of them threw down a few pieces of silver and left in a hurry.

Monk Ruyu slowly squatted down, picked up the roast chicken that fell to the ground, put it on the table of the person next to him, and said with a smile: "The donor doesn't dare to waste it." ”

The face of the person next to him turned green on the spot.

Hearing the iron rooster in all directions stirring its wings, a stool not far away suddenly flew over and smashed directly on the back of Monk Ruyu.

The stool was torn apart, and the monk bared his teeth and grinned: "Amitabha, which turtle son is it?"

Monk Ruyu turned his head and happened to meet the burning gaze of the iron rooster, so he immediately wilted: "Rude and rude..."

Han You, who had never seen much of the world, was worried: "Do you want to stop it? After all, it's in someone else's territory?"

Yan Tianyun, who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, said: "There's no need, it has two big heads, and its ability is naturally not bad." ”

Han You was puzzled: "Huh?"

Yan Tianyun swept away the previous haze, and said with a smile: "It's two, one can't be killed, and the other can't be caught, don't you say it's annoying?"

Han You understands a little, no wonder it is called Iron Rooster and Wind Chasing Dog...

Yan Tianyun was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he whispered in Han You's ear: "Do you want to add a fire, just say that the roast chicken is called by the Ruyu monk." ”

Han You was speechless, this was an obvious revenge.

Yan Tianyun pushed him, and said with an expectant face: "Okay?"

Han You shrugged his shoulders, clapped his hands, and said, "That's what the hell you did." ”

"But what shall I call it?"

"When I'm in the backyard, I usually call it a chicken and a dog."

Yan Tianyun thought for a while and said, "Doesn't it call you Brother Han, why don't you call it Brother Chicken?"

Han You shook his head decisively: "What is it?"

Then he shouted: "Brother Chicken, don't embarrass the shopkeeper, that dish was ordered by the monk..."

The Ruyu monk who was sitting in the corner looked around, turned his eyes and searched for a long time, but he didn't find any other monks: "Amitabha, the donor has spoken." ”

The man with the national character face next to him hurriedly echoed: "Yes, finally a righteous person has come forward." ”

Han You always felt that this was a little wrong, and it sounded like sarcasm.

The iron rooster was also very cooperative, and flew up directly and slammed it over, and the chicken's head hit its bald head, and there was a "poof" sound, like hitting a bell.

Monk Ruyu took two steps back, covered his head and scolded: "Ami TMD Buddha, the little monk counts the heavens and the earth, and he didn't count any drops, just after he walked out of the mountain gate, he was opened by a rooster." ”

Yan Tianyun laughed without regard to the image.

Han You sincerely admired: "It's really two hard heads!"

At this time, a short and fat middle-aged uncle came down from upstairs.

As soon as he came down the stairs, he saw a well-selling roast chicken on the table not far away.

The short and fat middle-aged man wiped a cold sweat and hurriedly apologized to the one who was not barbecued: "Brother Chicken, please calm your anger, this is indeed a reckless mistake in the shop." ”

The iron rooster, which had been parked in mid-air, slowly landed and flapped its wings: "Fatty, did you do it on purpose?"

The short and fat middle-aged man looked embarrassed and said, "Don't dare, don't dare!"

The wind chasing dog that finally finished making a fuss in the kitchen walked out with his ears drooping.

When it disturbed the counter and saw the short and fat middle-aged man, it immediately showed its teeth: "Wang, old radish, you finally came out." ”

The short and fat middle-aged man hurriedly laughed and said: "Brother Dog, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are still personable, and the jade tree is in the wind." ”

The flower dog with his tail between his legs couldn't help but straighten his waist and tried to his tail hard.

It's a pity that its tail is as broken as it is extremely angry, and its ass is pouting, but it still doesn't work.

The wind chasing dog, who felt very faceless, said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, let's have something practical, five hundred-year-old ginseng, otherwise I will demolish your Wangfeng Tower today." ”

The iron rooster also threatened: "That is, even if we can't demolish your broken building today, you should think about the future." ”

Humpty and Fat middle-aged people have a headache, one of these two things is extremely resistant to beating, and the other comes and goes without a trace.

If you really let the two of them worry about it, then there will basically be no peace to spend in the future.

But his mother's mouth is five hundred-year-old ginseng, and she uses this place as the Four Seas Pavilion?

How can there be so many?

The short and fat middle-aged man weighed it and stretched out two fingers: "Two, two are already all my family." ”

The wind chasing dog squinted at the dog's eyes and said, "What about you sending the beggar?"

The short and fat middle-aged man sat on the stairs with his butt and put on a posture of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water: "Then you bite me to death!"

The wind chaser rushed over at once, and grabbed the fat man's calf with a bite.

The short and fat middle-aged man screamed very appropriately: "Ah~Sanjia..."

When the iron rooster saw that it was good, he said: "Okay, okay, this time it's cheap." ”

Han You at the door was dumbfounded, what the hell is this okay? What is the difference between it and a robbery?