Chapter 1001 From the beginning to the end, do you dare to leave suspense?
In the screening room, there were people who left the theater halfway, scolding and shouting that they were fooled.
"Damn, what a garbage movie. ”
"Su Luo can't do it anymore. ”
"Sure enough, it's the pit master, enough to cheat the father. ”
"The bad pen movie, I don't know who boasted about the pit master's production, it must be a divine product......"
The harsh comments made Su Luo smile bitterly, not because he was scolded, but because of a smiling beauty on the left and a happy little beauty on the right, Su Luo sitting in the middle was simply pleasing to the eye.
What now?
At the beginning, the senior sister who was happily eating popcorn and drinking Coke, her little face sank, and she turned her head to look at those sneering people, her eyes seemed to be burning in the dark, like a small volcano that was about to erupt.
The small volcano on the right is still a little smaller, but the other big volcano is different, it erupted on the spot, Xia Zihan took off his mask and stood up, caught a person who was scolding on the way out, and sprayed directly.
"You're the only one here, aren't you? If you don't look at you, you just walk quietly, what are you shouting about? What are you looking at, if you don't want to see it, I won't be able to watch it well?"
The guy suddenly scolded Xia Zihan for slashing his head and covering his face, and a fire rose in his heart, and he scolded back: "Only then will I want to watch this broken movie." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the eyes of all the remaining audience glared over, and there was murderous aura in their eyes!
"What did you just say?
A tattooed big brother in the front row quit and also stood up. Damn, I didn't even speak when you were noisy and yelling to affect Lao Tzu watching movies, and you ripped us into the water and scolded us together?
The guy also said the wrong thing, his neck shrank, and he hurriedly walked out quickly, quarreling with a girl and losing some shares at most, and arguing with a social person is not good, I'm afraid that I will have to lie in the hospital for a few days.
"Okay, okay......"
Su Luo also hurriedly got up and wanted to persuade Xia Zihan to sit down.
But how could the rampaging big demon king stop him, and he didn't give up on the back of the deserted escape: "You talk a lot, you have a low IQ and can't understand who to blame? Saying that you are mentally retarded is a praise for you, hurry up, get out of here, the IQ of the entire movie theater has been lowered by you." ”
"Hey, I said what are you angry about, shhh, sit down and look good. ”
Su Luo persuaded that thanks to the darkness of the theater, it would be bad for people to recognize it, after all, this thing is not the same as smashing a camera.
"It's supposed to be, looking for scolding. ”
Xia Zihan muttered and sat down.
The little storm made such a fuss, but the audience quieted down, and no matter how many left, they were all obedient, after all, the movie is not good-looking, and the quality still needs to be there.
In the screening hall, half of the people have left, and most of the people who remain should be Su Luo's die-hard fans.
There are also fans of Xia Zihan, especially game friends, who scolded Su Luo as a dog in their hearts, and the cast list said that our queen was the heroine, but I didn't see a figure after watching most of it, which was too pitiful. If it weren't for the fact that they hadn't seen the queen yet, many would have left long ago.
The remaining small part is estimated to be a bunch of contestants who have spent money to watch it anyway, and a few fans who love movies, no matter how bad the movie is, they are all focused on watching the whole process.
The main line is nothing more than the love-hate entanglement between Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing, all kinds of accidents and misunderstandings will lead to breakups and suicides, the two have been separated and combined for seventy or eighty minutes, but there are too many flashbacks, constantly interspersed with characters, and the relationship between the characters is a mess, so that people can see it in the clouds, and they don't know what the use of those plots is.
Disappointment is always disappointment, but I think it's acceptable, as a bad movie, at least it's better than enough spoofs, enough laughs, and some fights.
At the end of the movie, in order to save Bai Jingjing, Supreme Treasure found the moonlight treasure box left by Pansi Daxian in Pansi Cave, turning back time, and failed to save Bai Jingjing several times, which made people nervous.
Generally speaking, the ending must be saved, it just depends on how the last climactic scene is filmed, and the audience now only hopes that the last scene can be a little more exciting, which is reasonable.
However, I never expected that the pit owner still didn't play his cards according to the routine!
The Supreme Treasure had an accident when he used the Moonlight Treasure Box again, and the last time he traveled back to the original time and space, the Supreme Treasure couldn't find anyone in the empty Pansi Cave, and he was confused.
At this time, the mysterious woman played by Xia Zihan walked towards him with a mule.
This scene made the tears of the queen's fans all flow out, wow, the queen, you finally came out.
Isn't that too inexplicable, though?
Isn't there supposed to be a decisive battle, and then the movie is over? The audience is still confused and dizzy.
Whatever, as long as there are beautiful women to watch, we all have no expectations for this movie at all.
On the big screen,
"Pansi Cave? You bullied me for not being literate? It's obviously a water curtain cave. ”
"I now solemnly declare that all that is on this hill belongs to me, including you. ”
"Give you a stamp like my mule!"
"You are my person now, if someone bullies you, report my name, from today on, my name is Pansi Daxian!"
......
The playful, cute and savage and domineering Xia Zihan made the fans' eyes shine, and this dialogue also made people laugh, yes, this is a queen!
"Hahaha, put a stamp to declare sovereignty, domineering!"
"I seem to have discovered something terrible, Xiao Luozi has become a mule with a stamp, poof!"
"This paragraph is too connotative, Jumeng, hahahaha!"
Fans quickly found the cute point, thinking of the scandal that boiled two months ago, and laughed a lot.
Xia Zihan also snickered, he finally appeared, and he was in a better mood.
And the information disclosed by this plot made the scalps of fans who were focused on watching the movie explode!
It turns out that Pansi Cave is the Water Curtain Cave!
It is called Pansi Cave, because of a sentence of the Supreme Treasure, this mysterious woman thought it sounded good and changed the Water Curtain Cave to Pansi Cave!
It turned out that the three moles on the soles of the Supreme Treasure's feet were "stamped" by her!
I remembered that Guanyin said earlier that you have not yet become the real Monkey King, this is because you have not met the person who gave you three moles.
Now, this man has appeared!
When Supreme Treasure picked up the demon mirror to look at himself again, the soundtrack "Overture to the Little Knife Club" sounded, and in the mirror, it was Sun Wukong!
Some fans who pay attention to the flashback plots interspersed in the play are covered with goosebumps all of a sudden, and they are terrified when they think about it!
Who is this Pansi Great Immortal who is sacred? Why is the Supreme Treasure not the Supreme Treasure after meeting her?
The Supreme Treasure took the Moonlight Treasure Box of Pansi Daxian and traveled back to five hundred years ago, and the Moonlight Treasure Box of Pansi Daxian was robbed of the Supreme Treasure again......
It seems that the head is not enough, and it is going to explode!
It was at this time that the movie ended......
The subtitles give you a sentence: If you want to know what will happen next, please watch the finale of the next episode.
"Wow, please watch the next episode?"
This sentence of the audience obviously has two meanings. First, hang us with suspense and you will be broken?
Of course, this is only a small number of people, more of the second kind: from the beginning to the end, the plot is messy and I can't understand it at all, so you still dare to leave suspense and shoot the next episode......?
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。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors