262 There is no washboard in the mansion
The local tyrants in China are happy, but the local tyrants who are full of expectations abroad are not happy, saying that I can bring my own simultaneous interpretation to China to buy it?
In this regard, Naoyuntian Company did not reply very personally.
The regret pill is not sold in pharmacies, like Tu Tian in the illusion, but in medical device stores.
However, compared with other medical devices, its translucent heart-shaped packaging is obviously small enough, delicate enough, unique and pleasing enough.
The bottom of the box reads: "This product can effectively edit people's memories, not only to treat the pain caused by regret, but also to heal other psychological wounds, and also have an immediate effect." ”
In fact, the latter has a wider range of uses, and it is also where the company's potential lies.
The service hotline number of Brain Cloud Sky Company is also attached.
At this stage, after purchasing regret medicine, you need to call the company to make an appointment for the service.
On the first day of the famous regret drug on the market, there was a long queue at the door of the major medical instrument stores, and many people wanted to try it.
Spend thirty yuan to soothe the knots in your heart, and some of them still torture people for many years, and it's still worth it.
There are still many young girls waiting in line, some of them are really needed, and some of them are purely because after buying them, they can go to Naoyuntian Company to visit the tall and handsome male CEO, live yo!
In those days, almost everyone's circle of friends was swiped by regret medicine, and the translucent heart-shaped small box that perfectly combines beauty and technology is simply more fashionable than jewelry boxes, and has also become the hottest gift on the market.
Other brands of medical equipment manufacturers look at that called a greed, their products have to go through the trouble to drag people to sell, when can their products be in a long queue to buy ah?
Needless to say, Professor Luo's blood pressure went up again, and they were all excited, and then his wife and daughter and Director Xiao were busy again, and they were simply linked one after another.
Shao Shuai, who has been paying close attention to this matter, has been a mess these days, how much anger and injustice there is in his heart, don't mention it, his lungs have been severely tested again!
Hate God for being unfair, hate God for not having long eyes, all the vicious words in the world are given to God for free.
He was originally a person who couldn't look down on others, not to mention, that person was still the most hateful Qu Nanxiu who snatched the goddess of his dreams!
He gave an order to his subordinate Xiao Si, asking Xiao Si to buy a regret medicine immediately, and then fly him to Singapore (I'm afraid that he won't be allowed to mail it), he wants to see with his own eyes what this strange thing looks like.
Xiao Si is also happy to do this, because he can go abroad to play with public funds.
He happily posted on Moments to announce that he was going to Singapore on a business trip, and by the way, he searched for it, and Singapore has those delicious and fun things.
But after arriving there, Shao Shuai didn't entertain him to eat, drink and have fun everywhere, not only that, but when he saw Shao Shuai's face, Xiao Si knew that he hadn't had a good life these days.
Shao Shuai fiddled with the cranial nerve stimulation device with a dark face for a while: "I really don't understand, how can such a little broken thing adapt people's memories?"
"It's about emitting an electric current to stimulate the cranial nerves or something. Xiao Si jokingly asked, "Master Shao, why don't you also adapt your memory and forget your goddess, isn't that what the lyrics sing, 'If you forget you, there will be no pain'." ”
"Ye Cai is not going! I still have to go to their company, let the 'Quli Turn' operate it myself, and help me forget Nini? Isn't that just what he wants?!
"Emma, Master Shao, if you make a little noise, you won't be afraid of being heard by your Xiaomei?
Shao Shuai said angrily: "She's not here! I know all day long to go shopping and then go to nightclubs, flirting with men and never returning all night, do you think I was blind at the time, how could I fall in love with this kind of woman? And you, why didn't you stop me at that time?"
"Your old man can't stop you, can I stop you? Besides, it's not her who you fancied in the first place, it's her property. Xiao Si hesitated for a moment and said, "That, will it be because Xiaomei doesn't go home because you can't ......be satisfied?"
"Get out!" The furious Shao Shuai raised his hand and slapped Xiao Si, making him look like a gold star, "If you TMD saw her look after removing her makeup, it would be strange if she could lift it!"
Xiao Si had no choice but to cover the red marks on his face and apologize, admitting that he had talked too much.
Shao Shuai calmed his anger, turned the regret medicine device upside down and studied it for a long time, and suddenly noticed the customer service number of the company, and his eyes rolled.
"Little Si, after you go back, hire a group of people for me, call this phone from morning to night every day, and deliberately grind foreign workers with the operator when you get through, adding a burden to the phone line, understand?"
Xiao Si covered his face and gritted his teeth and replied, "Understood!"
"Okay, you can book your ticket now, and you'll go back tomorrow. ”
"I'll go back tomorrow?"
Xiao Si thought aggrievedly, people finally came to Singapore once, why don't you take me around to visit?
Seeing that he hesitated, Shao Shuai asked dissatisfiedly: "Is there any problem? Why do you still want me to be your tour guide?"
The cold eyes made Xiao Si swallow the words that came to his mouth again, and shrunk his neck: "No, no, I'll go and book a ticket." ”
Hearing Xiao Si's stomach growling, Shao Shuai said, "You haven't eaten yet?"
"Nope. ”
"You go to the kitchen and ask the chef to order you a bowl of noodles. ”
So this bowl of noodles and the bread of the next morning became the only two meals that Xiao Si ate in Singapore this time.
I couldn't explain it to the circle of friends, so the poor little four had to think of a trick, and went to the Internet to find a few pictures of Singapore's most famous food - Hainanese chicken rice, bak kut teh, satay or something, and pictures of the Merlion statue, and then went to the airport to take a few selfies, and threw them into the circle of friends together, as if they had eaten and played by themselves, in order to save face.
In fact, for many people today, it doesn't matter where they've been, what they've eaten, what they've seen or experienced, what matters is the number of likes in the circle of friends, and they can get great satisfaction from that number.
But Xiao Si's dissatisfaction with his boss Shao Shuai is really getting more and more serious.
The fourth child is a computer student, and he is a good hand at programming jailbreak or something, and he is not an ordinary powerhouse, but he has the potential to be a top hacker.
How powerful it is, I will talk about it in detail later.
As he grew older, Xiao Si was no longer the young man who used to think about eating, drinking and having fun all day long, he naturally began to desire a wife and live a normal family life, and even moved a little bit to change jobs.
In fact, as long as Xiao Si says that he wants to find a job, there will be countless companies that want him, and they are all well-known enterprises.
Now Shao Shuai has to be on call here, and he is worried like a dog all day long, making people point out where to fight, this is another kind of tiredness!
However, the time is not ripe at the moment, Xiao Si still honestly returned to the imperial capital to complete the task assigned by Shao Shuai.
He found a few more trustworthy and strict-mouthed people, paid them by the hour, and asked them to call the appointment hotline of Naoyuntian Company from different locations during working hours.
If the waiting time is very long, hang up and don't talk when you get through, and if it is easy to get through, you will talk to the operator and delay as much time as possible.
As a result, the burden on the line has increased, and customers who really want to make an appointment have to wait several times longer, and their dissatisfaction has also increased.
After Qu Nanxiu received the report, he didn't think much about it, and ordered to add a few appointment lines and customer service staff.
As a result, the four small parties also came up with new countermeasures.
After they got through the phone, they pretended to make an appointment, and then they didn't go to the appointed time, causing confusion to the company's arrangement and making the waiting time of real customers longer.
Just like mobile phones, computers, and washing machines, behind the cranial nerve stimulation device of each regret pill, there is a serial number, which will be recorded by the company from production to delivery.
When a customer calls in to make an appointment, they also need to quote the serial number to prove that they actually purchased the product and leave their contact number.
Qu Nanxiu learned that there were a large number of fake appointment calls, so he asked the customer service staff to call back to the customer to inquire, but found that except for a few temporary illnesses or things that could not come, most of the no-shows left fake phone numbers.
Later, I found a pattern, that is, the serial numbers of these false telephone reports were all correct, but they did not actually buy them, but calculated the rules of the serial numbers through mathematical methods, and guessed which the correct serial numbers were.
In case the customer service agent says that the number is wrong, they will change it again, and the vast majority of it is correct. This is naturally the credit of Xiao Si.
But if you really spend money to treat your heart disease, you can't wait for the better, why can't you miss the appointment and can't get in touch?
Soon, the gossip area of major website forums began to complain about the fraud of Naoyuntian Company in vicious language, saying that the customer service phone number could not be called, and that if there is no diamond diamond, don't take this porcelain job!
Qu Nanxiu understands that this group of people is working with us in a planned and organized manner!
Xiaofang said: "Boss, this is also normal, the tree is big, and some people are red-eyed, so they will naturally come out to make trouble." But on the flip side, someone making trouble is a good indication of our popularity. ”
Qu Nanxiu, who only has a little experience in the management of hand-made cake shops, encountered operational difficulties, and naturally went to report to Cheng Shiwan, the real leader in his mind, or ask for help.
But Cheng Shiwan had a big attitude: "Just watch and deal with everything." ”
Seeing Xiaoqu's helpless and dazed face, he turned around and took out a book from the bookshelf and handed it over - "How to Be a Good CEO".
"Mr. Cheng," Qu Nanxiu, who was reluctant to be embarrassed, gritted his teeth and decided to clearly state his thoughts again, "I am really not qualified for a management position, I just want to do pure scientific research, I am afraid you will have to ask another master." ”