Chapter 7 Old Man Yan's finger sank
Only the tall old man frowned, and his eyes looked at the old village chief who was already about to nap on the stage, intentionally or unintentionally.
"Why do you want to?" the old man whispered, so small that only he could hear it.
The old village chief yawned, retracted his sleeves with both hands, and actually stood there and began to doze off.
Han You walked towards the stone gate for the second time, and the old village chief with squinted eyes said in a strange manner: "The attack will be higher and higher every time..."
Han You ignored it and continued to approach the stone gate, and there was another bang, this time he flew out upside down twice as far as just now.
Han You, who was lying on the ground, felt that his eyes were full of stars, and his nosebleed came out all of a sudden.
And then the third, the fourth...
By the fifth time, the corners of Han You's mouth also began to bleed.
"I just want to learn some skills so that I can find out my life experience, is it so fucking difficult?"
Han You rushed over for the sixth time, and the stone gate began to rumble down and was about to close.
The old village chief, who seemed to be dozing off, suddenly opened his eyes, turned around and grabbed him by the collar: "Boy, do you want to open the scoop?"
Han You, who was easily carried in his hands and basically had his feet off the ground, struggled a few times and scolded: "Your uncle, let me go, let go... Don't pluck my ears..."
With a thud, Han You fell to the ground, and at this time, the angry young man took a sharp breath, then got up in one fell swoop, and directly hugged the old village chief's thigh: "If there is a kind, don't use that so-called spell." ”
The latter hurriedly tied up a horse step and rolled up his sleeves: "Hey, I'm afraid you can't do it?"
A group of people in the audience were dumbfounded, and they were silent for a while.
Even the tall old man was full of black lines.
Only the wind chasing dog was the most excited, like a hound that saw a mouse, swished onto the stone platform, and kept circling around the two: "Wang, fix him, pull his beard, pull his eggs..."
However, as soon as it spoke, it was hit by the old village chief's natal supernatural power "sinking with one finger", and immediately turned into a little milk dog with no hair.
"Woo Woo ~"
It obviously couldn't even speak, and after a few milky screams, it staggered and wanted to rush over and bite.
As a result, the old village chief took the time to point out, and this time it directly turned into an old dog that was about to die, so old that even its tail was about to go bald.
The group of people in the audience still couldn't hold back after all, and began to giggle.
The iron rooster, who had the same experience, couldn't laugh, and still remembered Laba that year, when he accidentally offended a person, and then he was turned into an egg-yolk chick.
At that time, I was almost eaten as a porridge dish by Ah Hua, who had not bloomed in the village.
The wind chasing dog on the stage after getting old was finally able to speak, and it was about to suffocate to death, and it opened its mouth to let out a wolf howl: "Woo~"
"Old chai... Father... Forget it, the big dog doesn't care about you villain. ”
The voice of the wind chasing dog became smaller and smaller, and in the end, it was completely wilted as everyone expected.
"Boy, if you have the ability, don't pinch my nose and let me take a breath and fight again..."
"Then you loosen my ears and hair first..."
The two reached an agreement and let go of each other, Han You immediately took two steps back, grinning and rubbing all over his body.
Just now, he was bounced open by the Hidden Scripture Pavilion several times, but in fact, the whole person was about to fall apart, and he was all supported by a breath of anger.
It is estimated that the old man Yan, who was a little flustered, hurriedly swallowed two mouthfuls of fresh air, rolled up his sleeves, and continued to make a gesture to meet the enemy.
Han You rubbed his elbows and turned his head to look at the Hidden Scripture Pavilion, and said with a face full of unwillingness: "It's really fucking not giving face." ”
The old village chief said impatiently: "Boy, are you still fighting?"
Han You didn't bother to pay attention to him, anyway, he basically didn't suffer a loss just now, and his anger was more than half gone.
"Thank you seniors, it's a pity that the verification failed. Han You walked to the center of the crowd, hugged his fist at the tall old man, and then turned to leave.
The old man sighed softly, although he didn't understand what he meant by "verification failed"?
The villagers looked at each other, they were all a group of kind people, and no one would fall into the well at this time.
After leaving the crowd, Han You walked aimlessly, walking in this ancient village that didn't seem big, but if there was no accident, it would trap him for the rest of his life.
The old man was indeed right last night, he couldn't even go out of the Eight Formations Village at present, so how could he go to find his parents?
"Alas!" Han You wiped a handful of nosebleeds that oozed out again, tilted his head and looked up at the sky: "Where are you?"
"To be honest, I thought about you guys when I was very young, but it gradually became less and less. ”
"At that time, there were some classmates who didn't get along, and they often secretly scolded me behind my back, and naturally there were also scolding in person..."
"There are some words, but it's really hard to hear..."
Han You sat on the ground and vented to himself: "I remember when I was in junior high school, a classmate scolded me to my face and scolded you..."
"Just because I scolded you, I punched out that buddy's front teeth at that time, and the consequences were naturally unsurprising, and the school wanted to expel me. ”
"After the old man found out about this, he hurried to the school with a snakeskin bag for picking up garbage, and went directly to the principal's office..."
"Later, I learned that he was lazy, and he forced the old woman in her forties to raise her hand and surrender, and promised him that he would not give me much punishment, so I stopped. ”
"After school that night, I didn't dare to go home, I was afraid that the old man would scold me, although I was the only one who scolded him since I was a child, but that time I was really weak-hearted. ”
"In the middle of the night, the old man found me and asked me the first thing he said, is that punch cool? If not, you can find an opportunity to secretly punch again in the future, but at least you have to cover your face, so that no one can catch the handle. ”
"I was about thirteen years old at the time, and I hadn't cried for a long time, but at that time, I really couldn't hold back..."
"On the way home, the old man made fun of me as he walked, saying that I was not as strong as he was a scavenger. ”
Han You sat lazily on the ground, playing with a cat's tail grass in his hand, and smiled bitterly: "From that time on, I gradually stopped thinking about you, and when others scolded, I could face it indifferently." ”
"But last night..."
"Alas......"
"I'm going to do it now, just want to know, since you're not ordinary people, it means that you don't have any other worldly worries about not being able to support me, or other worldly concerns..."
"Then why didn't you want me in the first place?"
"Alas!" another old-fashioned sigh: "Don't say it, you can't be a madman who talks to himself." ”
Han You, who felt soreness all over his body, gritted his teeth and stood up, patted the dust on his body, and continued to walk forward aimlessly.
The road ahead is a bit rough, and there is an ancestral hall at the end of the road.
It was an old, dilapidated ancestral hall, weathered by the long gnawing of the earthen walls and wooden pillars, and entangled in cobwebs and weeds.
Looking through the old wooden door, there was an old man in the courtyard who was older than the wooden door, at this time he was holding a broom with a pair of withered hands and pestles, supporting his waist that was so stiff that it was about to break, and there seemed to be a thousand pounds of stone pressed on his back, as if it had been pressed for thousands of years.
Han You quietly took two steps back, he just wanted to go back the way he came, after all, in such a place, when he met such an old man, even if it was broad daylight, it would inevitably be a little crazy.
However, it backfired, and at this time, the old man suddenly raised his head, and that face almost scared Han You to death.
It wasn't a human face anymore, to be exact, the fat on that face was more obvious than his nose, the eyes were more like two withered beans, and the mouth was like a collapsed black hole because it was not supported by teeth.
The black hole moved slowly: "Young man, since you are already here, why do you have to leave in a hurry?"
At this moment, Han You felt that the roots of his hair were about to explode.
"Hey, sorry, I made a mistake. ”
Saying that, he turned around seemingly calmly, and then ran away...