How the driver woke up and was dying, and how he fell into the shadow of not driving at night for the rest of his life, He Huai didn't know.

She just looked at Zhang Qiaomei's appearance, and only felt that Chen Lidong's father was kicked in the head by a donkey, why did he like such an old lady, it was too unsophisticated - not beautiful, not powerful, and full of strange ideas in his head......

Moreover, according to the human world, she was still wandering around the human world at this time, and she did not go to the literacy class, but she would have to double her education in the future......

There are bubbles in the brain.

Lord Ah Huai was worried about the fact that he was almost cheated by Zhang Qiaomei, and at this moment, while staring at the back of the little old lady leading the way, he pondered and told Chen Lidong - his father is looking for such an unreliable one, and he will have to toss his son in the future - isn't that a part-time opportunity to delay Lord A Huai!

Can't bear it, can't bear it!

……

The big banyan tree is rooted in a mound at the confluence of two rivers.

Even if Zhang Qiaomei said no matter how exaggerated it is, there is one thing that is implicit - this 1,500-year-old banyan tree is really very, very fat!

And the canopy of the tree is large, covering the sky and the sun, densely packed, all of which are his strong leaves.

Lord Huai's eyes were straight.

At this moment, the little flame of jealousy burned in her heart, making her seem to bear ten or eight lemon fruits in an instant, sour from the inside out.

Simply so!

………

It stands to reason that the 1,400-year-old Acacia should not be much different from the 1,500-year-old banyan tree, but it should be taken into account that the growth environment of the two trees is different!

Lord Ahuai is in the imperial capital, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, people come and go, but in this environment, it has lived a long time and experienced a lot of strife and wars - she can protect herself to this day, and she is already a very qualified monster.

She has always been proud of her big fat body.

But I don't know if I don't compare!

This banyan tree is rooted here, this remote place, I am afraid that the enemy of war is not uncommon, and it is even more inaccessible on weekdays - no one means that it can definitely be well maintained.

There is enough water vapor here, and the soil that takes root is even more nutritious, and time has shaped the big banyan tree into such a sturdy fat man-

Can Lord Huai not be sour?!

……

After the acid, she didn't forget the focus of this time - Reiki.

Take a deep breath at this moment - oops, it's so rich!

Compared with the aura of the imperial capital here, it is simply a hair and a bowl of the sea.

She cried and chirped - she knew that there were so many auras in the field, she should have come out a long time ago!

And at this moment, in the darkness, the huge banyan tree suddenly moved:

"Who dares to suck so much aura from me?"

He Huai's mouthful, it was indeed a big mouthful, too unreserved.

The big banyan tree woke up.

At this time, He Huai also muttered in his heart, and whispered to Zhang Qiaomei:

"This banyan tree can't do it!"

She frowned, hesitant.

Zhang Qiaomei: ?

Before she could speak, she heard the big banyan tree who had woken up and asked in a rough voice: "What's wrong with me?" Oh, I know you, you are the foreign tree who wants to go on a blind date with me......

He Huai hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, I have an eye for picking trees, you are like this," she remembered the rich aura around her, and her shameful heart moved. However, if you think about it, in addition to wanting to eat more, you also want to improve the variety!

It's like this, obviously not good!

In a word.

"I didn't like you. ”

She said crisply.

The big banyan tree didn't expect that as soon as it met, the blind date would stop - why, how good it is!

He was anxious - "You sucked my aura, why didn't you like me?"

He Huai said bluntly: "Listen, from the time I came here to the present, every word you say is a dialect, don't you speak Mandarin?"

Great Banyan Tree: ......

Half a ring, he hesitated:

"What is Mandarin?"

God is pitiful, he is an honest big banyan tree, and he has not plucked the roots and ran around, this is not a prosperous area, where do you know what Mandarin is not Mandarin?

To be honest, He Huai used that kind of strange tone, and he still thought it was a dialect.

The big banyan tree said in a rough voice: "What is there, can you understand?"

He Huaicai was not happy: "You can understand what I say, because I speak here with demonic power, but once you go out, you probably can't understand what others say - you can't even understand "News Network", and you don't understand the policy, how can you live a good life?"

When she said this, she felt a little weak in her heart - because Lord Ahuai still can't understand "News Network" until now.

Ahem, at this time, you can pretend to forget that you are from the journalism department.

The big banyan tree was surprised—

"What do you mean once you go out? I'm a tree, how can I go out? There are so many people out there, how terrible it is! I'm going to put down here and not move. ”

He looked at He Huai and said aggrievedly: "You locust tree spirit, I don't dislike you for looking weird and ugly, you still want to run around......"

"Hmph. ”

He looked down on the flawed tree.

Hey, that's so angry!

Although Lord Huai also felt that she was ugly before, she was comfortable as a person, and she was used to seeing her appearance at this time, but I didn't expect that there was no country banyan tree today to say ugly-

She rolled her eyes: "Hmph, you dislike me for being ugly, I still think you're useless!"

"Look at you, it's been more than a thousand years since you stayed in this place, and you haven't even got a land certificate or a river section contract at this time, it's too wastewood. ”

Great Banyan Tree: ...... What is a land certificate? Is it a deed or something? Why is there that? He is rooted here, and this is his!

"Also, what kind of place are you, a large piece of land is not valuable, but I have a valuable land!"

What does he want to do with a tree?

"Also, don't think that money is useless—I ask you, have you ever eaten a roast duck that is fragrant and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside? Roll cucumbers, shredded green onions, roll noodles with sauce, and then take a bite—"

"There is also snow-white ramen, put a few slices of meat on top, sprinkle green onions and coriander, and lie on a white and tender poached egg ......"

"And crayfish -- you're by the river every day, have you ever eaten a crayfish? Hot, spicy crayfish with soup, take a bite, stingy -- that's delicious......"

"Suck and slip. ”

Hey, talking and talking, I said that Lord Huai himself was greedy.

The big banyan tree on the side was dumbfounded.

Half-loud, he was anxious: "This, this is what humans love to eat, I am a tree, I don't eat ......"

Boom, I actually want to eat it......

He Huai thought for a while, and then said:

"Have you tasted our tree's favorite fertilizer?"

"White, grain by grain, buried not far from the roots of the tree, let them seep into soup from the soil, and our roots suck hard—"