Milk Tea looked at the matcha in front of her and chatted privately: "Latte said you are his father, what the hell is going on?"

Matcha showed a vicissitudes of life: "I still remember that year on the bank of the Daming River, I met her, and she met me......"

Milk Tea said helplessly: "Brother Cha...... Let's talk, okay? ”

Matcha glanced at Milk Tea sadly and said, "Milk Tea, how well-behaved you were when you were a child, you will listen carefully to what I say, now more than half a year has passed, alas, I have grown up, and I know that I was interrupted......"

The current milk tea is obviously not as innocent as when he was a child half a year ago, and now he is almost 1 year old, and he can't be regarded as a kitten in a cat, not to mention growing up in the big dye vat of Maole City, which makes his mind mature faster.

Matcha looked at the milk tea resentfully: "The milk tea has grown up, and now I know that I dislike it." ”

Milk Tea was speechless: "You know I didn't mean that." No......" He stared at Matcha and said, "Brother Cha, are you changing the subject, right? Is the latte your son?"

Matcha lowered her head, her head curled up together, looking like she was autistic.

Milk Tea said: "If you don't want to say it, I'll go tell Zhao Yao......"

Matcha immediately chatted privately: "Alas, it was all my impulse after drinking, and I was taken advantage of by a female cat, so I had a latte ......"

Milk tea directly punctured matcha's lie: "You've been playing the sealing world for the past few months, right? Yesterday, weren't you still complaining that the words you said to the female cat in the past year didn't add up to more than twenty sentences, how can you be drunk and messy." ”

Matcha's face stiffened, and she said forcefully: "I have online dating! Do you understand online dating?!

"Online dating?" Milk Tea looked at Matcha with a suspicious expression: "Didn't you just complain to Lightning yesterday, saying that the online dating partner you have been talking about for two months is a man of more than 200 pounds." ”

Matcha was so angry that she flicked her tail: "Lightning, this traitor, this cat traitor!, why do you say everything?!"

Milk Tea said: "Although it's not good to say that, but Brother Cha, your appearance is really not a female cat's dish." The body does not have the muscles of the pharaoh, the coat color is not the most fashionable and popular color now, and it is the most common orange cat in the breed, and the speech is not good, and the voice is a bit ...... sissy"

"Don't say it!" Matcha slapped her paw on the ground and said with a painful face: "The breed is so heavy! Isn't there no spring for orange cats?"

Milk Tea hurriedly waved her hand in a panic and said, "No...... But female cats may prefer special cats like lightning or fish balls at first glance, but I believe that as long as they get along with you for a long time and understand your personality and cat character, they will definitely like you. ”

Matcha said angrily: "These female cats know how to look at hair, I heard that there is a new hair finishing technology in South Korea, when will I change this hair ......"

"Don't talk about that. Milk Tea said: "Let me ask you, is the latte your son?" or ......" He rolled his eyes, and suddenly looked at Matcha with a suspicious face: "If there is no object...... Is it related to Doom Day?"

"Ah???" Matcha looked at Milk Tea with a shocked look and said, "You...... What are you talking nonsense...... Don't talk nonsense...... I don't even know who Doom Day is!"

"It's so suspicious. Milk tea said: "According to common sense, if you really found a girlfriend, Brother Cha would have posted photos on WeChat every day to show off, is it really Doom Day? Speaking of which, the latte and your appearance are really too much, is it a clone caused by Doom Day's ability?"

"If you want to confirm, you should just find an agency to verify the DNA, right?"

"Matcha instantly seemed to be knocked down by an invisible sledgehammer: 'Damn...... Did this guy really inherit my intelligence? I guessed it directly. ’

I saw Matcha lying on the ground, and said with a weak face: "Milk Tea Milk Tea!" He climbed to the feet of Milk Tea, hugged the other party's calf and said: "Don't tell this matter!

Milk Tea looked at Matcha helplessly: "Don't you do this...... The latte is still looking at it. ”

Latte looked at Matcha and Milk Tea with a strange expression: "What are you doing?" The two cats had been facing each other since the beginning, squeezing their eyebrows and chatting privately, completely unable to understand what they were doing.

Matcha immediately stood up and said, "There's no latte, I'm thanking this little brother for helping me find you, let's go home quickly, Huang Ni is going to die." ”

With that, Matcha hurriedly walked up, grabbed the latte's neck, and wanted to drag the other party away, and said at the same time: "Let's go first with milk tea, you don't have to worry about us, just act as if nothing happened." ”

The latte flipped over, and a pair of paws hugged the matcha and shouted, "Don't! I don't want it! The cat kennel in the neighborhood is dirty and smelly! I want to be here! The food here is delicious, the place is big, and the bed is soft! Why can't I ...... here?"

Looking at the latte's non-stop struggle, Matcha's eyes also showed hesitation.

The milk tea on the side said: "Brother Cha, let's tell Yaoye and them, it's not a way for latte to go on like this, don't worry, you are capable, they won't laugh at you." ”

Matcha lay on the ground, her head hidden in her fur, and said like an ostrich, "Don't!"

Milk Tea said: "Brother Cha, you are also a big cat, you can't just know how to escape like before." ”

Matcha: "What's wrong with running away! This is the cat life experience that I have survived to this day! No matter what problems you encounter, as long as you drag it on, the problems will definitely disappear by themselves!"

"......" Milk Tea: "Good Negative Cat Experience......"

Milk Tea glanced at the latte and continued to chat privately: "But in this case, isn't the latte very pitiful? I also wandered outside when I was a child, Brother Cha, you also lived this kind of life, right? It's too pitiful to let a kitten be kept outside since childhood!"

Matcha said optimistically: "It's okay, I've already bought a new phone for Latte, and it will be good if he can play Honor of Kings." As he spoke, he looked at the latte on the side and said, "Latte, I bought you a mobile phone, let's play Honor of Kings together when we go back." ”

"Oh!" Latte became excited: "I have my own mobile phone to play Honor of Kings!

Matcha looked at the milk tea proudly and said, "See, no! When you encounter difficulties, you will be able to solve them by playing with your mobile phone, which is my precious cat life experience of matcha." ”

Milk Tea rolled her eyes, but she was not as good as when she was a child, she looked at the latte and said, "No, I want to tell Yao Ye that the latte should still be with us." Don't worry, Brother Cha, they won't laugh at you. ”