Chapter 714: First Encounter with a Lion-tailed Baboon

Ji An didn't feel like he started the live broadcast by himself, but since Lu Xiaoming took over his mobile phone, he felt like he was holding an SSR-level orange holy sword.

The current Fat Tiger live broadcast room can be regarded as the only one in the world, first of all, the number of online viewers, when Chinese netizens get up, the daily popularity is close to 20 million, most of the time it is about 1800, 19 million. That's a scary number, and it's about the same number of people around the world for a normal Premier League match.

Among them, the main force is still the Chinese audience, about 13 million, which may not be real just by imagination, but other companies have not entered the mainstream vision, and the anchors who have not been on the news, hot searches, and international headlines often have dozens or millions of viewers, which is also unreal in the eyes of aunts. And this is exactly the actual situation in the Internet era, just like the aunts never thought that the Internet, which was once regarded as a demon and a monster, has now replaced the role of the red Yanyan old man's head.

The more than 13 million in Huaguo have been gradually accumulated by Ji'an, including all ages and occupations, some of whom have taken advantage of Ji'an's live broadcast for sightseeing, cat slaves, dog slaves, and panda fans who specialize in watching animals, as well as small fists and observation groups that are only interested in Ji'an.

Secondly, the live broadcast room brought together various Chinese dialects, and a certain "scumbag" also knows, sometimes bean sprouts listen to Ji An's grunt in response to the audience, he can't help but wonder who is the scumbag.

What makes Lu Xiaoming have a toothache is that Ji An has hardly fulfilled the true value of this "holy sword" in his hand, except for the Great Wall platform, that is, the soft advertisement of Beichen Satellite, he has not received other endorsements, and Lu Xiaoming said that if according to the business model, a professional team is hired to operate the packaging, with an average of 19 million daily attention, which is enough to make Ji An a humanoid mobile multinational company, because he has zero cost, and the gross profit flow is the net income.

And what makes Lu Xiaoming's egg even more painful is that Ji An's full grid of 19 million is a stable number, that is, the lower limit, which only floats upward, and there is no cap in the Internet era, if he continues to fail to fulfill it and only accumulate, one day, worldwide, the number of people in the live broadcast room may really exceed 100 million.

Lu Xiaoming even suspected that Shang Ji'an's bed maybe, seems, may be more prosperous than the bed on the Great Wall.

On the grassland, shortly after the quad bike driven by Bean Sprouts bypassed the rhinoceros, he encountered a group of baboons perched on the edge of the woods, Ji An signaled to stop, and Bean Sprouts asked: "Let the big flower and small flower catch the baboon to eat today?"

Ji An shook his head: "Don't eat it, wait for them here." As a two-legged beast, he always felt that it was a crime to kill a primate with a hand and right foot, and even if he led Tatu, he only tied the beast rope to Tatu's thick waist.

Ji An chose to wait for pepper here to prevent pepper from taking baboons as prey, monkeys in the recipe of wild lionesses, the story is all deceiving, but all cats, regardless of tigers, lions, leopards, should not be too sharp when they get up the tree.

Lu Xiaoming didn't drive fast, Pepper's mother and son and the three brothers were about 2 kilometers away from them, and they would arrive in a while. While waiting at the edge of the grove, the baboons turned their attention to the two-legged beasts, and watched from the trees for a while, probably thinking that the two two-legged beasts that had intruded into their territory looked bullying without claws and teeth, or they thought that the monkeys on their side were outnumbered, and began to roar at Ji An and Lu Xiaoming.

Adult baboons, small about 30 pounds, large ones, such as the baboon king, have 80 pounds. They are one of the most rigorous social systems in the monkey group, once the order or discipline is violated, the punishment is cruel and terrible, the order is most directly reflected in the perching position of a tree, the order is high in the top layer of the tree, where the leaves are the freshest, the sunshine is the most, and the fruit is the most, and the rest are gradually arranged downward, the lowest layer is the worst, the leaves here are not only old, but also scarce, and have to be shared with other animals, the position is very dangerous.

The little monkey will scratch lice for the big monkey, which is the way to pat the horse's ass, and if you don't pat the horse's ass, you will wait to be beaten, so the baboon king's fur is always the smoothest.

On the tree, first other baboons roared, attracting the baboon king, that is, the legendary mountain mandrill, the monkey face is gorgeous and colorful, and the fur color is fluffy and smooth, which makes the physique look even larger, and that block is not inferior to Lu Xiaoming. The mandrill rolled its lips, revealing canines nearly 3 centimeters long that were not inferior to wolf teeth, and bared its teeth at two two-legged beasts that did not have long eyes and ran into its territory.

Bean sprouts made two mistakes: "You bared your teeth?" and pointed to Ji An in the back seat: "The Monkey King of Sifang Mountain is here, do you still dare to show your teeth?" Why don't you come to meet the king quickly?!"

Then ignoring the white eyes thrown by Ji An, the bean sprouts choked and pulled out the SSR holy sword, turning on the orange light, in order not to expose himself, he stopped talking, just took his mobile phone to shoot the baboons.

The live broadcast room was opened, and some crooked netizens immediately recognized it and said: "This is a lion-tailed baboon, the fiercest among baboons." ”

As the name suggests, the lion-tailed baboon monkey is the most obvious of the baboon king, with a long lion-like tail and a pinch of black hair at the tip of the tail.

"Streamers, they're warning, you either leave or yell back, or they'll come down and attack you. ”

The audience kindly reminded him, but Ji An didn't remind him, but let other good things come to the audience with a crooked idea.

Bean sprouts replaced the female voice with a voice changer, and the mobile phone slapped at Ji An, saying: "Ji An, many viewers flew small rockets, telling you not to move, don't make a sound, just wait here to see what will happen to the baboons." ”

Ji An didn't want to move, he was going to move, and the monkeys here are estimated to be two dead.

As for the siege of the baboons, the dog in the turtle's armor bag said: "Is it that my fat tiger can't hold the knife, or is it that the little monkeys are floating?"

Sure enough, the mandrill saw that the two-legged beast ignored it, and led the monkeys and monkeys down the tree, and the lion's tail rose to the sky, showing its canine teeth, and approached the quad bike.

It wasn't until the mandrill, which weighed 80 kilograms, got off the tree that Lu Xiaoming intuitively felt the majesty of this burly monkey with a long tooth, and said, "Ji An, why don't we go first?"

Fat Tiger: "Hehe......"

Audience in the live broadcast room: "Anchor, it's still too late to go, the baboon is not slow." ”

"Anchor, be a man, I'll fly another little rocket, stop and don't go!"

"yes, fight them. ”

"Baboons beat the beastmaster!"

Then, one of the audience said, "Well, where did the pepper and the banana go? Why didn't you see them?" ”

Ji An glanced at the blank page, turned around, the lion and tiger figures walked towards them a few hundred meters away, Ji An saw that the time was almost up, and after watching the mandrill for a while, he also brought the monkey cubs to gather around, ready to start, suddenly, "Drop ~~~~" A piercing horn sounded.

There is one thing, the temper is destined to not last, in the grove, the chasing rhinoceros brother has given up, the roar of the baboon from afar is common for it, often heard, it can go wherever it wants, it is useless to roar through the throat, but the piercing "drop ~~~", the irritable rhinoceros brother stopped grazing, raised his little eyes again, a pair of provocative ears aimed at the direction of the sound, and ran clumsily.

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