94 Grape committed mass suicide that year
The door opened, and in came the landlord, a big man with a full face.
The weight of two hundred pounds was pressed on the chair, and the chair made a "creaking" sound, but fortunately there was no couch.
Xiaoqu asked, "Is there anything wrong with me?"
The landlord rolled his eyes: "It's nothing, I'm full of food, come and walk around to eliminate food, can't you?"
Qu Nanxiu smiled faintly: "Okay." ”
There are ten basements in this building, all of which were bought and rented out by this landlord alone. He is not very old, he doesn't have to go to work every day, he doesn't do any work, he is full of food and dark, and his life can already be moisturized by collecting rent.
If you don't accept it, who told people to have vision back then, and bought so many basements with their parents' money, and now the house price has risen and risen like a rocket, and it is natural to enjoy the return on investment.
The landlord looked around, nostrils facing the sky, "You've changed me a lot here, when you leave, don't forget to restore me to my original state, or I'll deduct your deposit!"
Now it is a hundred times stronger than the messy and dirty appearance when he first moved in, but more is better than less, Qu Nanxiu still responded hard, knowing that the comer was not good.
"Let me tell you, there are a lot of people looking for a house outside, and there are a lot of people who work in other places, and they all like the good quality and low price of my house. People come to bother me all day long, 'the house is not vacant', 'the house is not vacant', the mobile phone is about to burst, the gift giver is also stepping on the threshold of my house, and there is also the one who gave me the eighty-two year Lafite," the landlord looked disgusted, "Does the '82 Lafite know? Red wine, the most expensive kind." ”
He didn't use his mind to think about whether this lie was a bit big. Will the crowd rushing to rent a basement give him '82 Lafite? In fact, he has never even seen the wine.
Qu Nanxiu smiled faintly: "You know, 1982 seems to be a collective suicide of grapes, right?
The landlord gave him an incredulous look, with a look of "you know a fart": "It's not the same level as you, a small merchant and a peddler, you can't go together, in short, if you want to leave, you must notify me in advance, don't delay me in contacting the next family." ”
"Of course," Qu Nanxiu said with a wry smile, "Who told me that I can't even afford an '82-year-old Sprite?"
However, the landlord had no intention of leaving, so he leisurely took out a nail clipper and a small file from his pocket, and began to cut his nails in "Titicaca", and then carefully polished them, with the posture of grinding his nails into diamonds, and did not lift his eyelids when he spoke: "My house is so sought-after, the rent should naturally rise, and then it will be who pays the highest price, who I rent to, who has the eyesight price, who I rent to, who I ...... to"
Qu Nanxiu's head hurt a little again, and he thought to himself, you have nothing to do when you are full at night, and others are not as idle as you: "I have paid the deposit and three months' rent, what do you want to express?"
The landlord was a little surprised, this poor boy dared to talk to him like this, and it was the other way around! He slapped the table and stood up, his eyes glared: "I've been talking here for a long time, don't you understand? Your comprehension is too poor, right? You haven't been to school, have you? I'm going to raise the price! Or you can bring a red envelope!"
Qu Nanxiu was angry and just wanted to speak, but suddenly he couldn't hold back, covering his chest and coughing a few times.
Unexpectedly, the landlord's reaction to his cough was super violent, with a weight of two hundred pounds, like hiding from the plague and AIDS, and like a mouse hiding from the cat, he bounced up from the chair with a "rub", and the person was evacuated to a few meters away in an instant, which is called a vigorous person!
The landlord stood with his back to the door and asked alertly, "You, what is your illness?"
Qu Nanxiu felt ridiculous, and deliberately said: "I don't know, I've had a bad cough these days, I'll check tomorrow to see if it's tuberculosis, and when the results come out, I'll go to the door and tell you, you'd better not come over these days, in case it infects you, how embarrassing." ”
When the landlord heard this, he didn't say a word, opened the door and ran, and disappeared in an instant. If the nail file falls on the ground, you can't even bother to pick it up.
Qu Nanxiu smiled and closed the door. Look at other people's lives, how much they spare their lives, this is a visual inspection for at least two weeks, the landlord will not come to harass, I am afraid that even if they come to the door to find it, people will not be happy. It's just that it seems that in the near future, I'm going to start looking for a house again.
In contrast, Cheng Liuchao's life was much more comfortable. Tu lives in the dormitory near class, and wants to go home, a phone call, and the driver flies to pick him up.
His driver doesn't look good-looking, he was originally an F4 driver, drifting or something, which shows how cool the car skills are. No matter how blocked the streets of Beijing are, he can always drive more chic than others, making the traffic police angry enough, and he can't find a handle for violating laws and disciplines.
Of course, their car is gone, leaving a string of scolding behind their butts, which is a common thing.
Cheng Liuchao returned home and asked his aunt to help cook. That aunt is very good, what Sichuan, Guangdong, Lu, Su, Zhejiang, Hui, Xiang, Fujian dishes are decent, if necessary, she can prepare a large family of Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and it is a five-star hotel level.
However, this aunt helps the Cheng family cook, which is a complete waste of talent, because the Cheng family eats lightly and healthily, and usually even puts very little soy sauce, advocating the taste of the food itself, which is also the way of health preservation from a medical family, right?
I came back late that day, and it was already ten o'clock when I got home, and I hadn't eaten. Cheng Liuchao asked his aunt to make his favorite dishes for the driver, and he only drank a bowl of multigrain porridge and a few chopsticks to cool side dishes, which was considered a meal.
"Where's my dad?"
"In the study. ”
The door of Cheng Liuchao's father's study was always tightly closed. Cheng's father especially likes the heavy door.
When Cheng Liuchao was bored, he thought that the heavy door was always closed, and from a psychological point of view, did his father have a lot of secrets that he didn't want people to know?
However, according to his observation, his father sat upright, as if he had no handle, and occasionally there were media reports on scandals, which was also nonsense. He just wants to concentrate on his work and doesn't want to be disturbed.
Cheng Liuchao knocked on the door a few times, but there was no sound. My father is obviously in it, is he asleep? Sleeping on the table, don't catch a cold.
So I knocked it hard a few more times.
After a while, Cheng's father came to open the door, and sure enough, he looked sleepy-eyed.
"Dad, so busy?"
"Well, the hospital has recently purchased more than a dozen high-end instruments, as well as the analysis of several difficult cases, and there are many things. You kid study hard for me, when you come back from studying abroad, you will be the one who sits on me, and when the time comes, you will be the one who stays up late and worries. ”
"Yes. ”
"Are the TOEFL and GRE scores out?"
Cheng Liuchao reported the results that had just been released.
"I did well in the exam, but American universities don't just look at test scores, but also look at social activity ability and ......"
The father and son talked for a while, and after Cheng's father said as usual: "Dad hopes that you will run our hospital well in the future and make certain contributions to the society." ”
"I'll do my best. ”
"Next week, I want to arrange for you to audit all the departments and clinics of our hospital, familiarize yourself with the clinical diagnosis process, and lay a good foundation for the future, what do you think?"
"Dad, I listen to you. ”
In the blink of an eye, Cheng Liuchao sat in the pediatric clinic of his hospital as an auditor.
The pediatrician in charge of the consultation today is an experienced grandmother, who is one of the top pediatricians in our country.
"Next, Prince!" muttered the nurse, reading the name on the file in her hand, "It's all a 'prince' after such a while." ”
Maybe in the eyes of parents, the male treasures are all princes, and the female treasures are all princesses, and their babies are pleasing to the eye.
Cheng Liuchao stretched his neck to see that it was a young mother, holding a one-year-old baby, presumably the "prince", but I don't know if it is the prince of Dubai or the prince of Ethiopia, there are billions of pounds in the middle hahaha.
There was also a little aunt with a bag in the back.
"Hello, doctor!"
The old woman pointed to the stool and said, "Please be seated." What questions do you have for you?"
The young mother's smile suddenly changed to some unspeakable embarrassment: "What, huh...... Kids always love ...... Play with your own little JJ. ”
He was still gesturing in his hand.
I made an appointment with the doctor two weeks in advance, just to ask such a question, in order not to look too ridiculous, she quickly emphasized: "As long as he is awake, his little hand is in that position, like... It's like rolling noodles, I really didn't know it was so elastic!"
The young mother's words, coupled with the stunned expression of the little cute baby who was gnawing on toys in "let's chirp", made Cheng Liuchao, who was listening behind, couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
After being glared at by the old grandmother, she quickly pretended to "cough cough" twice and put on a straight face again.
The young mother's face was a little hung by such a smile, but fortunately the old doctor encouraged her: "The parent continued. ”
"Oh that, sometimes I go to the supermarket, and the baby will also be in public, calmly put his little hand into the crotch of his pants and rub and pull, and I can see that my head is full of black lines. Doctor, is there any way to solve it? Do you need to apply some coptis water to your hands?"
Cheng Liuchao made up the picture in his own brain, and wanted to look up to the sky and smile, but out of politeness and medical ethics, he was about to hold back his internal injuries.
It seems that there is also a risk in being a pediatrician - you will die laughing at the things that the bear children do. He thought, as soon as I get out of this house later, I'll find a bathroom first, and laugh at him in the dark.
Looking at the grandmother again, with a face of "I understand, I understand, this is normal", but she was not in a hurry to interrupt the parents, and patiently waited for the other party to finish speaking before speaking: "It is normal for infants and young children under the age of three to have this kind of masturbation. ”
The young mother's hair was raised, and she looked frightened: "What......'s what?"
The old grandmother continued: "Yes, you heard it right. Babies and toddlers rub ......"
"Well, excuse me, doctor, to interrupt you," said the young mother, blushing, glancing at the little aunt behind her, "and wait outside." ”
The nannies and aunts in the community often get together to discuss the shortcomings of the employer's parents, and it is so easy to understand and crooked, but she can't listen to it.
"Oh good. The little aunt, who didn't understand anything, went out in a daze.
Cheng Liuchao shrank his neck, pursed his lips and continued to snicker.