Qu Nanxiu asked without a match: "Then what advice do you have about meeting your parents for the first time?"

Li Tangni smiled slightly and listened attentively.

The driver said, "Yes, that's great! You're asking the right person, I'll give you a few lists.

"First, when you go to the vicinity of the girl's house, you can't hold hands with me anymore, because the neighbors in the street will judge you two, and it may reach the ears of their families when you look back;

"Second, when you enter the house, don't be too casual and affectionate, because their family is watching your every move, so as not to give people the impression of frivolity;

"Third, you can't always look at the time, otherwise her family will feel that you don't want to stay at her house;

"Fourth, when you leave, you can't 'Ge You paralyzed' as soon as you step out of the door, because behind you, their family is still watching you......"

Look at other people's knowledge! Look at people's consciousness! The taxi masters in the capital are all capable people!

Li Tangni listened with a smile next to him, while Qu Nanxiu only felt that it was too late to see each other!

The driver was unmoved: "Don't be busy praising me, I haven't finished talking yet! When you get there, you are generous and full of confidence, which is the premise of winning the battle;

"It is necessary to have a target, and understand the situation of their family members in advance, including occupation, education level, hobbies, experience, personality, etc., the more detailed the better, so that there is a chat, in the war, this is called knowing oneself and knowing the other, and not being defeated in a hundred battles;

"The last point is that it's better to make a list of what questions her family might ask and how you answer them is like an interview. What is this called in strategy and tactics? I forgot ......."

Qu Nanxiu had nothing to say, just begging to hug the master's thigh.

He really regretted it a little, why didn't he think of asking more about Grandpa Li before?

Li Tangni squeezed his eyes at him, meaning: "Don't be afraid, there is me." ”

Before getting out of the car, after Qu Nanxiu paid the money, he stuffed the pockets of grapes, lychees, and pineapples to the taxi master: "Please smile, just use it as tuition!"

"Hey, boy, smack ......"

They have long since gone away.

The driver looked at this bunch of nonsensical "tuition" and thought happily: Hey, it seems that the skills are really not pressing. I'll summarize a few casually, and I can earn a bunch of fruits, all of which are quite expensive fruits. Go home and let my daughter-in-law take a look, saying that I am poor all day long, I am still a little poor, right?

In the blink of an eye, I entered the "examination room".

Qu Nanxiu had never been so nervous on the day of the college entrance examination, especially when the driver master said it, he felt that he had no bottom in his heart, his mouth was dry, and his usual demeanor was all closed.

As soon as your muscles tense, you stand especially straight, like a telephone pole.

Li Tangni's grandfather, Li Kaishan, is in his eighties this year, and his height is almost the same as that of Qu Nanxiu, and his ears and eyes are bright. Maybe it's because of the exercise when they were young? It's really rare for people of their age to be able to achieve such height and physique after going through the era of lack of food and clothing.

At this time, Li Kaishan's sharp eyes, which had read thousands of sails, were also secretly looking at Qu Nanxiu, but he didn't pay much attention to his clothes. The old man knew that it was all outside his body, and it had nothing to do with how he treated his precious granddaughter.

Li Kaishan thought to himself, good boy, this body can lead the troops to fight!

"Hello!"

Qu Nanxiu was afraid that the old man would not be happy to call him "grandpa" like his granddaughter. Seeing that Grandpa Li was so old and still majestic, respect arose, but it was not pretended.

"Sit!"

Li Kaishan let go of the sofa behind his body, and said lightly, without half a word of greeting.

A person with a strong aura can make the opponent lie down without saying a word. Qu Nanxiu is like sitting on pins and needles, and his usually smart head is blank at the moment.

He was there, but he did not dare to sit down. The old people didn't even sit, so where is the right place to sit by yourself?

Looking at the furnishings in the house, although simple but atmospheric, elegant, it can be seen that the designer is very tasteful. Uh, good thing I didn't see a gun.

Li Kaishan sat down, and Qu Nanxiu sat down.

In fact, this is the first level set by Li Kaishan for him.

Li Tangni grabbed the old man's arm and said coquettishly: "Grandpa, the first time Xiaoqu came to our house, he was already nervous, why don't you appreciate a smiling face!"

But Li Kaishan still didn't laugh.

Li Tangni pinched his face with his hand, insisting on making him smile.

Li Kaishan remembered the words of his old comrades-in-arms, and he was angry, thinking, I have to let this kid reveal his true form today. Whoever dares to bully my granddaughter, I want his life!

So he said coldly: "I'm old, and the muscles on my face don't obey me very much." ”

Li Tangni pursed her lips helplessly: "Then let's make some good tea and entertain the guests, don't make it look like an exam." It's tiring enough to take an exam at school if you don't agree with each other. ”

Qu Nanxiu hurriedly said, "Don't bother. ”

Li Tangni tried his best to help solve the siege, but Li Kaishan didn't even give face to his favorite granddaughter, and he didn't smile.

Just when she was in trouble, Li Kaishan suddenly proposed: "Boy, do you dare to break my wrists?"

"Huh?"

Qu Nanxiu was very surprised, and the word "don't dare" was on his lips.

It's not that he's afraid of not being able to break it, but he's afraid of hurting the old man, in that case, it is estimated that he won't want to see Li Tangni again in this life, not to mention his uneasy conscience, he will have to be hated by her for decades.

But he wasn't sure if it would be good to say such unproductive words, so he looked at his girlfriend like a helper.

Li Tangni had an expression of "it's okay, play boldly, and go with the flow", Qu Nanxiu had no choice but to agree, let's act when the opportunity arises.

Unexpectedly, Li Kaishan suddenly called the little soldier who was in charge of cooking over: "Xiao Zhang, you go and prepare a bowl of chili oil immediately, remember to put more spicy food!"

"Spicy, chili oil?"

The little soldier was stunned for a moment, it is estimated that he has never seen this kind of hospitality when he is so old, and the old man is neither from Sichuan nor Hunan, and he usually doesn't eat much spicy food.

Li Tangni and Qu Nanxiu looked at each other, although they didn't know what they were for, they both felt that the situation was not good, and the air pressure in the room was very low.

Li Kaishan glanced at Qu Nanxiu: "Look at your body, you should have the strength." Let's play a game, it's very simple, if you lose by breaking your wrists, you must drink chili oil, at least three sips, how about it?"

Li Tangni was the first to be anxious. She knew that Qu Nanxiu was mildly allergic to chili peppers, and drinking chili oil would cause itchy skin, rashes, and red and swollen throat!

She knew that Qu Nanxiu was embarrassed to refuse, so she immediately objected and told her grandfather about it.

Unexpectedly, Grandpa Li said softly and hardly: "If you don't want to drink, you will win me! What allergies are not allergies, they are all rich and noble diseases! People in the past, where have they heard of allergies? Besides, spicy people are afraid, is that still a manly husband?!"

This sentence is pushed here, and Qu Nanxiu has no reason to shirk it. And he knew that even if he had the ability, he shouldn't win against Grandpa Li, after all, he was an elder.

It's a big deal, it's a little ugly, anyway, it's nothing but life and death!

All attempts to dissuade him were ineffective, Li Tangni looked at the scene in front of him worriedly-Qu Nanxiu and his grandfather were on the left and right, with their upper arms flat on the dining table, and they began to compete.

The two big hands were tightly crossed, but one was young, and the other was criss-crossed.

As soon as he handed it over, Qu Nanxiu found that the old man did have the strength to do it, not at all like people in his eighties. But he also knew in his heart that although the old man was powerful, he was not his opponent after all.

But for the sake of the old man's face, he can neither win nor lose at once. Therefore, he continued to exert himself slowly, always maintaining a situation where he had a slight advantage, counterattacking from time to time, and then pretending to be pressed again......

In the end, seeing that the old man was a little tired, he finally slowly "lost" this unfair game.

The kind-hearted little soldier heard about the rules of the strange competition, and heard that Qu Nanxiu was allergic to chili peppers, but he didn't dare to disobey the chief's order, so he silently only put a little spicy food, but it looked like it was still a bowl of red and bright and oily.

Li Tangni saw that Qu Nanxiu had lost, and was so anxious that he pleaded again and again: "Grandpa, he really can't drink! He will be swollen and shocked all over his body, and maybe his life will be in danger!"

Qu Nanxiu said generously: "It's not that serious." Besides, those who wish to accept defeat must speak with credit!"

As soon as the words fell, he picked up the bowl and put it to his mouth without hesitation, with the posture of wanting to drink it all!

"Wait!" the silent Li Kaishan finally spoke, "You put it down!"

But Qu Nanxiu didn't have the slightest intention of stopping, and as soon as he raised his neck, the first big gulp was already in his stomach!

Li Tangni was shocked, went up with his grandfather, and snatched the bowl down! Red oil was splashed everywhere.

Qu Nanxiu's face turned red, and he covered his throat and coughed.

Xiao Zhang, who was panicked next to him, hurriedly handed over the cold boiled water that had been prepared for a long time.

Li Kaishan was also a little surprised: This kid is really rushing to drink, and he doesn't know how to delay pushing the boat down the river, just put on a show!

Qu Nanxiu's cough is ten minutes. Even though he hid in the bathroom, he could still be heard coughing in pain.

"Grandpa, I don't like you anymore!"

Li Tangni angrily threw a sentence at Li Kaishan, turned his head and went to tap the bathroom door again.

Li Kaishan is a person who has fought in the rain of bullets and bullets, and he has lived a lot of years, who has not seen it, and what scene has he not experienced?

This farce is actually an exam question designed by him. He knew in his heart that Qu Nanxiu had deliberately lost to himself, and in order to save the face of his elders, he didn't lose all at once, but slowly lost according to the physical condition of his elders.

What's even more valuable is that this young man would rather risk his own allergy symptoms than stick to his promise!