Chapter 1: Crossing and Rebirth
"Ahh
Chu Yanhao looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief, he actually crossed over? Looking at his fairer skin, thin lips, and a pair of big dark eyes under a pair of sword eyebrows, not to mention that he was really a little handsome!
"Tsk! It's so handsome! I don't know which cabbage will be cheaper in the future? I feel sad to think about!"
Chu Yanhao kept smacking his lips and exclaiming while admiring his peerless appearance!
"I'll wipe it! I'll wipe it! My head hurts so much!Mom~" After a while, Chu Yanhao, who finally accepted the information, quickly shook his head and forcibly calmed himself down! After thinking about his own situation! I couldn't help but curse and scolded! "Rub! This fucking time!"
The protagonist's name is Chu Yanhao, and his family lives in a small county town in Shencheng, Henan Province, and he is nineteen years old this year. The old man's name is Chu Youwei, and the old lady's name is Zhang Cuilian, both of whom are forty or fifty years old. There is also a sister named Chu Shan, who is 10 years old! When Chu Yanhao was 14 years old, he married a businessman! Now he has a son and a daughter, and the family is harmonious!
None of this is bad! What's bad is that I have crossed this time period! The college entrance examination is over, and the volunteer is filled in a week! The school is in a private undergraduate school in Bianzhou! His uncle's class! You can't find some! This is all filled in, what's the use of coming! Come early, I work hard, maybe I can be a champion or something! How good it is to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University!
These are barely acceptable, and the really bad ones are coming, and the female pot friend broke up some time ago?
"Ahh
For example, there is no Li Bai and my Bai brother, there is no Uncle Dai, Michael Jackson, Wade, the sect leader, the general manager, and so on! Therefore, now Sky Blue Star pays great attention to the development of entertainment!
But these have a yarn relationship with me? I don't remember anything! When I read the novel, it's pretty cool.,Write it down in its entirety.,I'm sorry! I can still remember a few episodes.,Complete you go back to Earth and copy it yourself!
What about the songs? His uncle's first hearing it was good! But Chu Yanhao said that he couldn't sing it! And he didn't remember a single song! The important thing is that even if he did, it would be useless! Remembering and being complete are completely different things!
Thinking of this, the more Chu Yanhao thought about it, the more angry he became. "Bang!" without saying a word, he hammered his brain hard!
"Hiss~Ao! it hurts!" Chu Yanhao hurriedly covered his head and said aggrievedly!
After rubbing it for a while, Chu Yanhao looked at his hands, thought about the brain that was still in pain, and sighed:
"What do I want you two for?"
"Didn't they all say that the crossing must bring a golden finger?" Chu Yanhao hurriedly looked around and asked tentatively:
"Grandpa, is Grandpa there?"
"No, could it be some kind of heaven and earth divine beast?" With that, Chu Yanhao hurriedly began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find it!
"Brother Mouse, Brother Dragon, Brother Tiger, Brother Niu, Brother Stone!!"
"What's the matter or not? Is it the system?"
"Is the system there?"
"Ding! The system is not there!"
"Oh! not here~"
"Wait!What a voice, is it, is it...... Sure enough, God won't die, I'm someone! Hahahaha! System Dad, where are you? Come out! I'm waiting for you to die in a hurry!" Chu Yanhao looked around excitedly and said again and again!
"Ding! The strongest hedonic system starts scanning!"
“1%-55%-99%…… The scan was successful!"
"Binding complete!Hello Dear host, I am the initial spirit of the strongest hedonic system, you can call me Le Aotian...... Of course, Le Le Ye and Le Le can do these, I still prefer the first one! The second one can also be reluctantly accepted, and the third one will be difficult!" After that, he also threw a 'wink' at Chu Yanhao!
Chu Yanhao's whole body trembled violently, and then he felt bored!
"Forehead......" Chu Yanhao said that the first name is a bit more sand sculpture, the second one is a bit of a bit of a bargain, and the third one is more normal!
Chu Yanhao looked at the system elf in front of him, a little fat man, and said tentatively:
"Then Lele, what do you do?"
"Hmph! What is my function? There is nothing I can't do if I can't think of it!"
"Haha! really?" Chu Yanhao swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly looked at Lele excitedly and asked!
Lele glanced at Chu Yanhao with contempt, and said disdainfully:
"Then can there be a fake?"
"You can never imagine how great and uncriticized you Le Le Ye I are!"
Chu Yanhao hurriedly wiped the saliva on his face and said with a smile:
"Good!good!Leleye's criticism!Leleye's mighty!Leleye's domineering!Leleye666!"
The little fat man looked at Chu Yanhao, who was like a little fan girl, and nodded appreciatively. Looking at the somewhat restless atmosphere, the little fat man hurriedly pressed down gently with his fat hands, signaling that these are basic operations!
"Le Leye! I'm a simple and unpretentious person! I don't have much desire! Just three!"
"The first one is to hope for immortality!"
"The second one, it's not high, don't say anything about dominating the universe or something! It's unrealistic! Just dominate the Azure Star!"
"The third one, it's even simpler!
"Look at this......" Chu Yanhao looked at Le Le Ye quite longingly!
"Eh, are you sure you're not playing with me? Immortal? and dominate the Sky Blue Star? The important thing is that you still want me to self-destruct? Do you tell me that you are a person? Are you still a person?" Lele poked Chu Yanhao's head and scolded with spittle!
"That's not going to work?"
"No! Definitely not! No way!"
"Then you say a yarn?
"Rub! Dare to insult Ben Fat! Electric shock treatment once! 100,000 volts!"
"It's a mess!"
Chu Yanhao shook violently, looked at the arrogant little fat man, and spat out the black gas in his mouth!, "You ......"
"What am I, what am I?
Chu Yanhao looked at the little fat man and gritted his teeth, "I endured it this time!"
"So what's the use of you?"
"Ahem!" Lele coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and said solemnly:
"This system is the strongest hedonic system! The purpose of this system is to allow the host to better enjoy life and enjoy life!"
"This system can be drawn for free once a month! Prizes include literary works, songs, film and television works, as well as some martial arts, Chinese medicine, etc.!
"Only a lottery?"
"Of course not, this system also has a system store, you can use the exclamation value to buy the goods inside, and of course, the lottery can also be used to draw with the exclamation value!"
The little fat man Lele looked at the excited Chu Yanhao and hurriedly said the one thing Chu Yanhao is most concerned about now, where does the exclamation come from!
"Marvel comes from human amazement, admiration! As long as you do something that amazes and amazes them, then you can get amazement!"
"Is it okay to eat poop?"
The little fat man looked at Chu Yanhao in surprise, how weird the look was, Chu Yanhao swore that he would never forget this look!
"Theoretically, yes......"
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