Chapter 558: King Kong Barbie

Guangda almost blew up his grievances today, he has seen a lot of shameless people, he himself is a shameless ancestor, but when he met Li Jin, he knew what a small witch was, this girl was not ashamed at all, she said anything without a bottom limit, if it weren't for the system here to check the temporary residence permit, he would have patted his ass and left.

"You can live here in the future, you two southern two chairs just make a pair......

When Li Jin got home, he took Chen Guangda directly to the second floor, but as soon as he pushed open a door at the end, there was a sudden scream from inside, and he saw a handsome young man covering his body with his clothes, and he stomped his feet and shouted: "Sister, why don't you knock on the door, people are changing clothes here, I hate it to death!"

"I'll cut you again, look at my goosebumps......"

Li Jin's face trembled with disgust, Chen Guangda also looked at each other with tears and laughter, and finally knew how the reputation of the southerners was ruined, but the little girl came up happily and stretched out her hand and said: "Is this my new roommate, hello, my name is Sun Di, I am a movie actor, you just call someone Xiaodi!"

"My name is Liu Tianliang......"

Chen Guang reluctantly shook hands with the other party, afraid that this product had any bad habits, but the cultivation of the little sissy was quite good, and he didn't laugh at him for having a big tongue, but Li Jin followed and said: "The rent here is ten yuan per person per month, you can eat with us in the future, I will record the food expenses for you, and then pay me back together when you earn the money!"

"I'm going out to sell my ass......"

Chen Guangda glared at Li Jin very angrily, and felt more and more that this little girl was black-hearted and treacherous, and wanted to treat him as a free slave, but Li Jin sneered and said: "Thank you for reminding me, there is a duck shop in Tunli, and your fine-skinned and tender meat will definitely be sold for a good price, and I will contact you when I turn around, and promise not to cheat your money!"

"Phew~"

Chen Guangda spat heavily, and went directly to an empty bed, Li Jin immediately twisted her big ass triumphantly and left, but the little girl sat over and said: "Don't be angry with Sister Da Mei, Sister Da Mei is so good, I owe her six months of rent, she didn't drive me away, and sometimes she helped me eat!"

"You just talk, don't touch my arm, okay, you......"

Chen Guangda slapped his hairy hand away, but the little sissy shouted unjustly: "People are purebred gentlemen, they only like women, but they are actors, and the first play they took was to play a sissy, I couldn't get out if I was too deep in the play, you can't discriminate, I didn't even laugh at you for having a big tongue!"

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and got up again, walked out of the window and silently observed the environment, in fact, this Tunzhen is no longer smaller than the average county seat, but it doesn't look very rich, the only building that looks a little is still **, and the largest restaurant is only five stories high, and he has inquired just now, it is more than 60 kilometers away from the seaside, and he was transported to this here as a human meat bun.

'Memory card!Memory card......'

Chen Guangda suddenly remembered the serum information in his waist bag, in fact, he has always kept an eye on it, and he has always had two memory cards, one real and one false, even for the commander of Panlong Town, which is incomplete, and the person who got him out of the boat must be helping Hai Laozi, needless to say, he will also take away his waist bag, if the other party turns it carefully, he will definitely find the real memory card.

"Do you know that Liu Laohao bun shop is not open today......

Chen Guangda turned his head to look at the little girl, if you want to find those sea fishers, you can only start from the human flesh bun shop, and the little girl cannon nodded and said: "The bun shop has already been burned to people, you didn't hear the gongs and drums shouting for fire that night, I heard that several people were burned to death inside, and even the boss and his wife were burned to death inside!"

"How did you burn ......?"

Chen Guangda frowned slightly, although the fire was set by him, he didn't expect to burn the entire bun shop, and the young man who chased him that night should still be alive, but he didn't dare to go out to find it casually now, in case he was found by the police to be arrested without a temporary residence permit, it was difficult to guarantee that there was no wanted warrant for him Chen Guangda, the facts have proved to him that Lin Na's hand is longer than he imagined.

"That's right, what do you rely on to eat, there is no way to make money, there is no ......"

Chen Guangda habitually touched his pocket and wanted to take out a cigarette, only then did he remember that his pocket was cleaner than his face, and he could only hurry up to earn money so as not to squeeze the black-hearted mother-in-law, but the little lady shrugged her shoulders and said: "They strongly invited me to work in the duck shop, but I really don't want to blow chrysanthemums for people, so I can only rub people in the bathhouse, and they pack me two meals a day, and I don't have a penny of salary!"

"Damn, if only I had the money to open a coffin shop......

Chen Guangda patted his forehead very nervously, he wanted to go out of Tun to get supplies directly, but now he not only has no corpse claw spear, but his body with kidney deficiency is also quite weak, as long as he encounters a small jumping corpse, I am afraid that he will have to hang, and the damn black corpse insect is a living corpse attractor, and it is called hell if he does not encounter a jumping corpse.

After the two chatted nonsense for a while, it soon came to the dinner point in the evening, and the little sissy cannon went out with Chen Guangda, and there are really a lot of people living here, there are five or six people squeezed in a room, and their pigeon cage-like small rooms are all luxurious rooms here, if it weren't for the two who just hanged themselves, Chen Guangda may have to squeeze a bed with the little sissie.

"Big tongue! you come here......"

Li Jin, who was wearing an apron, suddenly walked out of the kitchen, and hooked his finger towards Chen Guangda angrily, Chen Guangda had no choice but to walk over sullenly, full of indescribable wretch, but when he saw the dishes in the kitchen, his eyes lit up, and the little sissy behind him exclaimed: "Wow! Kill the chicken, do you have a birthday? Sister Da Mei!"

"It's a fart birthday, kill it if you want to eat it......"

Li Jin leaned against the kitchen door nonchalantly, but Chen Guangda's heart was slightly warm, it is estimated that this chicken was specially killed for his life-saving benefactor, but who knew that Li Jin suddenly took out a certificate, handed it to him and said: "You lost your temporary residence permit, I just asked someone to reissue it for you, you don't have to be afraid when you meet the police!"

"Uh~"

Chen Guangda scratched his head very strangely, the photo on this document is not him at all, it just looks a little similar, but the name is written Liu Tianliang, but Li Jin dragged him and whispered: "I asked people to go to the police station to check, there is no record of you at all, if it weren't for your good performance today, I would have called the police to let people arrest you, you put the fire in the bun shop, right?"

"You... How do you know ......"

Chen Guangda looked at her in shock, and Li Jin sneered and said: "When I dragged you up from the pit, you still had flour and bun skin on your face, and the bun shop was also on fire at that time, who else did not set the fire by you, and you can enter the tun unknowingly, you must have been transported in as minced meat!"

"You know there's a human meat bun shop......

Chen Guang was so shocked that he almost couldn't close his mouth, who knew that Li Jin actually said disdainfully: "Who doesn't know, now there is no slaughterhouse where to get meat from his house, the people who go there to eat steamed buns are all hungry ghosts who want to be cheap, everyone knows it, I am such a smart woman, I will know where you came from as soon as I guess!"

"Do you know who brought me in, I was unconscious......"

Chen Guangda was secretly shocked by this mother-in-law's analytical ability, this profiteer is really not something that ordinary people can be, but Li Jin rolled his eyes angrily and said: "How do I know, the bun shop is not opened by my family, but the temporary residence permit I gave you is fake, and it is no problem to deal with the inspection, but if you dare to commit a crime and get caught, I will not admit that I did it for you!"

"Then I'll go out tomorrow to find a job, and I will definitely pay you back your money, and I won't lose your ...... if I have a fake certificate."

Chen Guangda pouted with disdain, who knew that this black-hearted woman actually opened her mouth and asked him to ask for fifty, and she looked shameless that I will eat you, Chen Guangda could only swallow this evil breath raw, he had just inquired with Xiao Niangcan, and now a pound of white noodles is only more than six yuan, and the liuying on the street can come once for two yuan, and fifty yuan is enough for him to go to the restaurant for several meals.

"Stop, you dare to leave before the old lady finishes speaking, Xiaodi, you can come over for me too......"

Li Jin suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda with a fierce momentum, glared at him and said directly: "I have a young lady who works in Kunye Casino, and they just lack two security guards on night duty, not only do they have a salary of thirty yuan a month, but they also have a supper to eat every night, so I recommended the two of you to go!"

"Wow~Sister, you are my goddess......"

The little sissy screamed excitedly, and directly pounced on Li Jin's face and kissed him fiercely, and was immediately kicked away by Li Jin's twisted ear, but Chen Guangda asked Kun Ye who he was, and the little sissy immediately said excitedly: "Kun Ye, you don't know, our first brother of the underworld in Li Jiatun, Tun Chang has to be polite when he sees him, if we are lucky, maybe we can get a tip!"

"You two can do a good job for me, I promised to pat my chest with others, if you dare to lose your mother's face, you two won't live......"

Li Jin straightened up his chest and glared at them proudly, but Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned, before Li Jin's bust had to be at least an E cup, just as tempting as two big coconuts, who knew that now it has shrunk seriously, at most one C is great, he immediately wondered: "Why is your chest like blowing up a balloon, and it still has a contraction function?"

", look at the ...... that gouged out your eyeballs"

Li Jin scolded angrily, and only after spraying Chen Guangda's face did she enter the kitchen angrily, but the little girl suddenly covered her mouth and snickered: "The cup is the same as time, and it comes out if you squeeze it hard, Sister Da Mei also has a nickname called Newspaper Li, she doesn't go out every time she doesn't stuff two newspapers into her chest!"

"Ah......h

Before the words of the little lady were finished, she was kicked out by Li Jin, Li Jin actually rushed out with a big kitchen knife, pointed at everyone in the living room and scolded: "Whoever dares to call the old lady newspaper Li, the old lady will chop him as a meat filling, from today onwards the monthly rent will be added two yuan, if you don't live, you will roll the calf for the old lady, bah~"

"Holy!"

Chen Guangda suddenly covered his old face and retreated again and again, he didn't expect the phlegm of the dead woman to come at him, but dozens of people in the living room didn't even dare to put a fart, and they all ran into the room in a gray manner, Chen Guangda had no choice but to cover his face and admit that he was unlucky, this mother-in-law's posture of wielding a kitchen knife was too fierce, it is estimated that the fat corpse king will tremble three times when he sees it, it is simply a Tyrannosaurus rex!