Chapter 36 The grass and trees are soldiers
Grandma's roar was so hoarse that the whole family was frightened, and after the third uncle stopped at the entrance, he turned his head suspiciously, as if he wanted an explanation.
Fortunately, Comrade Lao Qin was the first to sober up, and without saying a word, he stepped forward and grabbed the third uncle's arm and took him to the house.
"Don't go out, Mom, the third child won't go out. ”
He waved his hand at his grandmother, trying to obscure the imminent war.
It is easy to produce contradictions, but it is difficult to calm them, not to mention such an unreasonable request, the third uncle was almost pulled into the house The moment he was pulled into the house, he was stimulated.
Unlike my big quarrels, the third uncle's anger often starts with the Cold War, and I still remember that last time, the third uncle didn't talk to the second uncle for more than a month because the second uncle ate the pet soft-shelled turtle he brought back.
looked at the third uncle's gradually cold face. Comrade Lao Qin coaxed his grandmother into the house with his second uncle, and gave me a look.
When I got the order, I immediately put a smile on my face, and rubbed next to the third uncle like a dog.
"Uncle, grandma may be worried that it is not safe for you to go out at night, what do you want to drink, why don't we order milk tea? ”
The third uncle sat on the sofa with his hands folded, and spit out a sentence with his words like gold: "Don't drink." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, you are an actor, but third uncle, you are really self-disciplined, look at the little fresh meat I powdered some time ago, because I can't control my mouth, and now the fat ones want me to take off my powder. ”
Thousands of clothes are not worn, no, as soon as I finished speaking, the third uncle's eyebrows unconsciously raised.
I saw hope, and I made persistent efforts, and almost loaded all the rainbow farts I saw in the fans' super talk on the third uncle's head.
It's just that when I finished speaking, the third uncle's expression had not yet loosened, but Ms. Fang Yu, who had been watching me chatter for a long time, smiled first.
"Qin Siyu, it turns out that you are so good at praising people, why haven't I seen you praise your mother and me like this?"
"No, Mom, I think you're too outstanding, and there are no words to describe your beauty. ”
I have to say that it is really tiring to praise people, I have both physical and mental strength, and after a while, my forehead is covered with sweat.
I don't know if it's a cascading effect, after this rainbow fart was praised, the third uncle's face really had a smile.
I saw him take out his mobile phone, and after beckoning to me, he clicked on the takeaway interface, "If you want to drink milk tea, just say it, don't beat around the bush, can this store be?"
"Yes, the third uncle who knows me is also,"
Although the meaning was misinterpreted, looking at the gentleness of the third uncle's return again, I still cooperated with the study of the menu, adding pearls, adding blood glutinous rice, and adding boba to evaluate them all.
In the process of waiting for the takeaway, the third uncle asked about Zhang Xiao's recent situation for the first time, and I wanted to answer it well, but after the specific question, I suddenly became at a loss.
"Where is he?"
"Ning'an!" I said with a frown and hesitation.
"What do you mean, you've been in love with him for so long, and you're not even sure where he is?"
I have to say that the third uncle's words really stuck in my chest, and I was embarrassed to tell him that we had only been together for one night, so I had to stiffen my body and speak hard.
"Does it matter who he is? ”
Just as the third uncle was about to dig deeper, the doorbell suddenly rang, and I thought that I didn't need to check the household registration anymore, so I ran towards the door in a hurry.
But halfway through the run, he was stopped by his grandmother who rushed out of the room again, "Why are you going?"
"Take takeout!"
Looking at my grandmother's gloomy face, I didn't dare to make a move for a while, so I had to turn my head and look at Ms. Fang Yu as if asking for help.
Pregnant women are always privileged, Ms. Fang Yu touched her stomach and said that she was hungry, which instantly dispelled her grandmother's suspicions. I seized the opportunity, took the elevator and went straight downstairs, took the milk tea from the takeaway brother and ran upstairs, for fear that after it was too late, I would burn myself and add to the incident.
But after returning home, grandma's suspicions were far more than that, and she even took an ordinary takeaway order in her hand and flipped through it back and forth three times.
We were afraid that grandma's blood pressure would rise again, so we had to tolerate this behavior, and coaxed a few words to cooperate, and then sent the person back to the room with peace of mind.
Comrade Lao Qin probably felt that this was not a solution in the long run, so after his grandmother fell asleep, he secretly held a family meeting in the restaurant.
At first, everyone suggested that the third uncle issue a statement to explain the recent scandal, but he himself was a little hesitant about it, and investigated the reason for a long time, and finally asked too much, he simply closed his mouth and pretended to be dead.
It's one thing for everyone to be in a hurry, but they can't really force the third uncle to do something he doesn't like. It was Comrade Lao Qin who was angry by the third uncle's indifferent attitude.
"I think sooner or later, my mother will be angry with you and make a statement, not for you to go to the press conference to refute the rumors. Why is it so hard?"
"Brother, I'm ......"
The third uncle seemed to want to explain something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he waved his hand again to say forget it.
"Okay, you have your own ideas since you were a child, and I don't bother to care about you, but you have to go to the blind date arranged by your mother tonight, and her blood pressure can't be higher. ”
Baishan filial piety comes first, although the third uncle has reached a level of disgust for blind dates, but when he heard that his grandmother's blood pressure might soar, he still obediently responded.
Blind date, the first thing the two sides see when they meet is the appearance, according to the face conditions of my third uncle, as long as the girl is not blind, this family affair will not be yellow.
The third uncle probably took this into account, and pondered in front of the sink alone in front of the mirror for a long time, and then suddenly rushed in front of me with scissors.
"Siyu, you can help me cut my hair!"
"But I won't!"
"You're not looking for you yet, just cut it. ”
The third uncle took the bright scissors and stroked it twice on his head, and before I could refuse, he stuffed it directly into my hand.
Inexplicably given the identity of a barber, I was indeed confused at first, but after reacting, there was a faint excitement in my hands.
I have all the scalpels, why can't I hold the scissors, thinking of this, my heart gradually has confidence.
Self-confidence is a good thing, but blind self-confidence is not good, the third uncle's original hairstyle is because it has been maintained by the hairstylist all the year round, so it is full of fashion. But after passing through my hands, the fashion sense that could have gone to Paris for a fashion show was cut into a mix of urban and rural areas.
The left hair is long, the right hair is short, and there is an inexplicable concave piece in the middle, I think if Mr. Tony is here, eighty percent of them will be angry with me and vomit blood.
Who would have thought that the third uncle was quite satisfied in the end, and after looking in front of the mirror for a long time with his messy head, he finally patted me on the shoulder as if encouraging, and gave me the honorary title of "manufacturable material".
I wanted to accept this wave of false praise, but because I really couldn't understand my conscience, I finally sighed deeply.
In the evening, after Zhang Xiao got off work, he wanted to pick me up and go out on a date, I wanted to be reserved, but suddenly thought that Comrade Lao Qin might trouble me because I helped the third uncle destroy his image, so after saying hello to Ms. Fang Yu non-stop, he rushed down with his bag.
I don't know if it's because of the first date, so Zhang Xiao is wearing an inexplicable and serious today, a slim black coat with shiny leather shoes, extremely handsome.
On the other hand, I have a wide down jacket, fleece jeans, and even a pair of bulky snow boots to keep warm.
The contrast stung my dignity as a woman, and I immediately felt the urge to rush home and change my clothes.
No matter how cold it is, you have to be a girlfriend who is more delicate than your boyfriend.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiao didn't care about this, and after stopping the impulsive me with a smile, he actually helped me pinch the snowball on the ground with his warm hand.
"Want to play?"
"Yes. Looking at the white snowball, my eyes flashed with excitement, and after carefully taking it from Zhang Xiao's hand, I watched it carefully.
"You haven't seen snow before?"
Probably because my Grandma Liu's temperament in the Grand View Garden was too prominent, Zhang Xiao asked curiously after helping me comb the broken hair in front of my forehead.
"I've seen it, but I've seen it along the coast of Ning'an, so I haven't seen much, what, listening to your tone, it feels very common. ”
"Of course, I grew up in the Northwest. ”
"Grew up in the northwest, I always thought you were from Ning'an!"
Remembering that I was still assuring the third uncle that Zhang Xiao was from Ning'an this morning, I couldn't help but feel a little weak in my heart.
Because this was the first time I heard about him from Zhang Xiao's mouth, my tone was full of curiosity, and a series of questions came out as if I didn't want money.
And Zhang Xiao is really worthy of his patient image, he first introduced me to the place where he was born in a hurry, and then explained softly why he came to work in Ning'an.
To sum up, it is nothing more than that his parents' work was transferred to the northwest, and after he was born unexpectedly, he came back with the college entrance examination, and since then he has set up camp in Ning'an and started a studio in full swing.
After listening to his story, I held the snowball in my hand and wanted to make a bad deal for some reason, so I threw the snowball directly into his chest when he was not looking.
With a "snap", the snowball shattered in response, and after Zhang Xiao was smashed, he reacted quickly, and immediately bent down and grabbed another snowball and threw it at me.
In this way, Zhang Xiao and I had a childish snowball fight downstairs, and by the time I remembered the date, it was already half an hour later.
He and I are in love for the first time, and we don't know where to go, so after struggling for a long time, I held my stomachs with him and decided to solve the problem of food and clothing first.
The hot pot restaurant is almost a perfect match for the cold winter, and after Zhang Xiao and I sat down, we were just about to take the menu and order, when we were interrupted by the third uncle's fatal phone call.
"Siyu, don't you mind if the third uncle goes to have a meal!"