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After a few days of practice, my drumming skills are pretty good!

I threw away that coffee cup and bought an iron cup for the orangutan to hold, and the income was very good!

I played all sorts of tunes, and I found a rental apartment that was willing to let the orangutans live and serve breakfast and dinner!

One morning, when the orangutan and I were about to go to the park, it started raining again!

The Pure Land of Bliss has a special feature - it rains heavily every other day, and it feels like that!

We were walking across the street from an office building when suddenly I saw something very familiar!

There was a man in a suit standing on the sidewalk with an umbrella on his head, and in front of a large plastic garbage bag!

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Oh, I saw those little wheelwheels for a trolley peeking out from under the garbage bag!

My chest is about to explode with joy!

I walked past and lifted off the garbage bag, and sure enough, it was really Tarzan, shoeshine for a living!

"Give me back the bag, you big fool," Tarzan said,

"I was drenched in the soup goose! Then he saw the orangutan! So you're finally married, ah!" said Tarzan!

"It's male," I told him, "you remember—I met him in space!"

"Are you going to shine my shoes for me?" said the guy in the suit!

"Get out of here," Tarzan said,

"Otherwise I'll bite your heel in half!"

Hey, he's gone!

"What are you doing here, Tarzan?" I asked!

"What do you think I'm doing?" he said.

"I'm a public servant!"

"And why are you shining shoes?" I said!

"Shame on the capitalist slaves," he replied!

"In my eyes, shiny shoes are all waste, so the more shoes I polish, the more waste I send to hell!"

"Well, go as you go," I said!

Tarzan threw down the shoe-shine cloth and pushed himself under the canopy to hide from the rain!

"Ah, Zhou Bo, I'm not a public servant," he said.

"Then again, they won't want me to be a virtuous person!"

"Of course, Tarzan," I said!

"You always tell me that no matter who I want to be or what I want to do, I can do it - and so do you!"

"Do you still believe in that cow dung?" he asked!

"I met the bare-bottomed Hepburn!" I said!

"Really?" said Tarzan!

"What does it look like?"

After that, Tarzan and the orangutan and I can say that they were one, and Tarzan did not want to live in a rented apartment, so he slept outside at night with garbage bags!

"Shaping your personality", that's how he describes it!

He recounts his experience after leaving Fertile City!

He first used the money he earned from breaking glue to bet on wolf dogs, and almost lost everything, and he used the rest to drink!

Then he got a job at a car dealership and repaired the chassis of the car because he was prone to getting under the car when he sat on a BMX, but he said he was tired of the oil dripping all day long!

"I may have lost a leg, I'm not a good person, I'm a scoundrel drunk," he said.

"But I've never got grease!"

Afterwards, he returned to the city of Presidents, where a grand unveiling ceremony was being held for a monument built for those of us who fought in the war.

When they saw him and knew who he was, they asked him to speak!

But he got so drunk at what reception he forgot all about his speech!

So he stole an Old Testament from the hotel where they had arranged for him to stay, and when it was his turn to speak, he read the whole Bible, and suddenly they turned off the microphone and dragged his ball away!

After that, he tried begging for a while, but then quit because the job was "undignified"!

I told him that I was playing chess with Mr. Chess Idiot, that I had a successful seahorse business, and that I was running for the Senate of Paradise Nation, but he seemed to be interested in Hepburn!

"Do you think her pair of **** are genuine?" he asked!

We've been in the Pure Land of Bliss for about a month, and life is going very well!

I put on my one-man band, the orangutans collect the money, and Tarzan shines shoes in the crowd!

One day, a news reporter came and took a picture of us, which was published on the front page!

"Wanderer's Park", the caption reads!

Then, one afternoon, I was sitting there performing, thinking that maybe we should go north to the Frozen Valley, when I suddenly noticed a little boy standing in front of the drums, staring straight at me!

I was playing, but the little boy stared at me all the time, not smiling or anything, but there was a sparkle in his eyes that vaguely reminded me of something!

Then I looked up and there was a lady standing next to the crowd, and I almost fainted when I looked at her!

Oh, it's a cuckoo!

She had permed her hair, and she looked a little older and a little haggard, but she was indeed a cuckoo!

I was so shocked that I blew the wrong note, but I finished the song, and the cuckoo came over and took the little boy's hand!

Her eyes sparkled, and she said:

"Oh, Zhou Bo, as soon as I hear the music of the flute, I know it's you!

No one plays the flute like you!"

"Why are you here?" I asked!

"We live here now!" she said.

"We've been living here for three years"!

I stopped performing, the crowd dispersed, and the cuckoo sat next to me on the bench!

The little boy was playing with the orangutan, and the orangutan actually turned over to make the little boy laugh!

"How did you start a one-man band?" asked Cuckoo,

"Mom wrote to me and said that you have done a great job raising seahorses in Jinshui River, and now you are a millionaire!"

"It's a long story!"

"Aren't you in trouble again, Zhou Bo?" she said!

"No, not this time," I said, "what about you?

"Oh, it's alright," she said, "I think I've got what I want!"

"Is that your son?" I asked!

"yes," she said, "cute, huh?"

"Isn't—what's his name?"

"Zhou Bo!"

"Zhou Bo?" I said, "you name him with me?"

"Yes," she said softly,

"After all, half of him is yours!"

"Half of what?"

"He's your son, Zhou Bo!"

"Mine what?"

"Your son!"

"I looked over and he was clapping his hands and giggling there, because the orangutan was doing a handstand!"

"I think I should have told you," said the cuckoo.

"When I left Fertile City, I was pregnant!

I didn't want to say anything, and I didn't know why! I thought, oh, you called yourself 'Bean' or something, and I'm going to have a baby!

And, I'm a little worried about what he's going to look like in the future!"

"You mean, could he be a brain-dead?"

"Well, a little," she said,

"But, Zhou Bo, can't you see it! He's not brain-dead at all! He's so smart -- he's going to be in the third grade this year! Last year he got 'A' in every subject!

Can you believe it?"

"Are you sure he's mine?" I asked

"There's no doubt about it," she said, "that he wants to grow up to be a baseball player — or an Astro!"

I looked at the little one again, he was a strong and beautiful child, his eyes were clear, and he seemed to be not afraid of heaven and earth!

He's playing a game with an orangutan on the dirt!

"Well," I said, "your, ah, your—"

"Alang?" said the cuckoo,

"Well, he doesn't know who you are! That's right, I met him as soon as I left Fertile City! I was almost pregnant, and I didn't know what to do!

He is a kind and gentle person! He took good care of me and Xiao Zhoubo!

We have a house, two cars, and every Saturday he takes us to the beach or to the countryside!

We all go to church on Sundays, and Ah Lang is saving up money to send little Zhoubo to college or something!"

"Can I look at him—I mean, for a minute or two?" I asked!

"Of course!" said the cuckoo!

She called the little one over!

"Zhou Bo," she said, "I've seen another Zhou Bo!"

He's an old friend of mine -- that's what you named him!"

The little one came and sat down next to me and said:

"You monkey is funny!"

"It's an orangutan," I said, "and his name is an orangutan!"

"If it's an orangutan, why is it still called an orangutan?"

I knew right away that my son wasn't brain-dead!

"Your mom said you want to be a baseball player or an Astro!" I said!

"Yes," he said, "do you know British baseball or the Astros?"

"Yes," I said,

"A little, but maybe you should ask your dad about that!

I'm sure he knows more than I do!"

Afterwards, he hugged me! not very warmly, but enough!

"I want to play with the orangutan for a while!" he said, jumping out of his chair!

The orangutan actually came up with a game to let Xiao Zhoubo throw the copper plate into the iron cup, and he caught it in mid-air!

The cuckoo walked back and sat down, sighed, and patted my leg!

"Sometimes I can't believe it," she said.

"We've known each other for almost thirty years now - since first grade!"

The sun shone through the treetops and on the cuckoo's face, and there seemed to be a tear in her eye, but it never flowed, but there was something, maybe an emotion, and I really couldn't tell what it was, even though I knew there was such a thing!

"I just can't believe it, nothing else!" she said, and then she leaned over and kissed me on the forehead!

"What is this for?" I asked!

"Brain-dead," said the cuckoo, her lips trembling!

"Who isn't brain-dead?"

After speaking, she left, she got up, went over to take Xiao Zhoubo's hand, and they just left!

Well, after that, I did two things!

First, I called Mr. Chess Idiot and told him that no matter how much income I made in the seahorse business, I asked him to give 10% of my share to my mother, 10% to Little Frog's father, and the rest to Cuckoo to Little Zhoubo!

After dinner, I didn't sleep there all night thinking, although this should not be my specialty, but the things I thought about were as follows:

Now, after all these years, I have finally found the cuckoo again!

And she also gave birth to our son, maybe, there is some way, we can be reconciled!

But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it was impossible!

At the same time, I can't justifiably blame this result on being a brain-dead - although it would be very comforting to use this excuse for rounding!

No, this result is human!

Sometimes that's how things are, and besides, having said that, I think it's better for the little one to live with Cuckoo and her husband.

They will give him a good family and raise him well, so that he will not have a brainless father!

A few days later, I left with the orangutan and Tarzan!

We went to the Frozen Valley, then to the Mysterious Continent, and finally to the Peach Source Immortal Realm!

The people of the Taoyuan Fairy World didn't pay attention to what others were doing, so the three of us enjoyed the rare happy time of our lives, performing in the square every day, and watching other weirdos do their thing!

I bought a bicycle with two small side bikes for the orangutan and Tarzan!

Every Sunday we rode to the river and sat on the embankment to fish!

Du Juan gave me a letter about every month, and also sent me a photo of Xiao Zhoubo!

There's a girl here who works as a waitress in a strip club, and we'll get together every once in a while and have fun!

I spent most of my time with the orangutan and Tarzan riding around and looking at the scenery.

Seriously, there are some weird-looking elves in the area besides us!

One day, a reporter from the local newspaper came up and said he wanted to write a story for me, because I was the "best one-man band" he had ever heard!

The guy started asking a lot of questions about my life experience, so I told him slowly!

However, before I could finish my sentence, he turned around and walked away, saying that there was no way to publish this kind of story because no one would believe it!

But I tell you, friend:

Sometimes at night, I look up at the stars and see the whole sky just there, but don't think I don't remember anything!

I still have dreams like everyone else, and occasionally I think about what life would be like in a different situation!

Then, in the blink of an eye, I was seventy, eighty, ninety years old!

You know, my friend! I'm brain-dead!

Stupid adventure, silent!

Zhou Bo was the only one left on the lagoon, and the last sound he heard before that was the sound of the jellyfish elf returning to the undersea dormitory!

Because it was so far away, he couldn't hear the door closing!

However, the coral cave where they live has a small bell on the door, and it has to make a jingle sound when opening and closing the door, and this bell Zhou Bo heard!

The sea water gradually rose up, and it was devouring Zhou Bo's feet in small gulps.

Before the sea swallowed him whole, to kill time, he stared at the only thing floating on the coral lagoon!

He thought it was probably a floating piece of paper, maybe part of the kite!

He was bored, estimating how much time it would take for the thing to float to shore!

Suddenly, he noticed that there was something unusual about this thing, and that it must have come to the lake with some purpose, because it was going against the waves, sometimes beating the waves!

Every time it overcomes, Zhou Bo, who always sympathizes with the weak, can't help but clap his hands.

What a brave piece of paper!

Actually, it's not a piece of paper, it's a bird of paradise!

She was sitting on the nest desperately trying to row towards Zhou Bo!

Ever since she hit the water, she's learned to paddle with her wings, and she's barely able to navigate her strange boat! )