Pay, get off.

The driver was not in a hurry to drive the car away, You Ya Youzai lit a cigarette, handed a business card to Song Weiyang and said, "Young man, you can call me in the car in the future, there is my pager number on the film." I said in advance that I wouldn't pick it up if it was far away, and I would only take it when it was close. ”

Song Weiyang put away his business card and asked with a smile: "Master, have you been in the capital?" ”

"I haven't been to the capital," the driver said, "but I've been to the Great Northern Wilderness." There will freeze to death in winter, and the roasted fire cat has nothing to do in winter, so he pointed to a few educated young people in the team to relieve their boredom. Those grandchildren are really good, and one of them still talks cross talk. I was taken by them at the time, and my speech became a Beijing film, and this problem has not been completely changed now. ”

"Then you'll see you later. Song Weiyang waved his hand.

"Yo, listen to your accent, it's also from Jing'er?" the driver opened his mouth and handed over the flue, "I forgot to smoke it, let's have one." ”

Song Weiyang said with a smile: "My ancestors have been in the capital for eight generations, and my grandfather's generation was still an imperial doctor, and he accidentally cured Cixi to death, so frightened that the whole family quickly fled for their lives and went directly to the south to join the revolutionary party." ”

"This old witch Cixi turned out to be killed by your grandfather, and the history is unsolved! You have to have a good chat with me!" The driver turned off the engine and didn't leave.

Song Weiyang was not in a hurry, and lit a cigarette: "According to my grandfather, Cixi has diabetes!"

"Your grandfather should be a Chinese medicine practitioner, and Chinese medicine also has a saying about diabetes?" the driver asked.

"I couldn't figure it out at the time, so I was killed. Song Weiyang said.

The driver hurriedly asked, "Then how did you know that it was diabetes?"

Song Weiyang said: "Later, the royal items in the palace spread to the people, and a wealthy businessman bought Cixi's night pot, but he couldn't figure out the authenticity, so he asked my grandfather to identify it. At that time, I was superstitious, thinking that the things used by Cixi had the breath of a dragon and a phoenix and could cure diseases. There was a fool who really believed it, and stole the pot that night to make tea, and the tea brewed was actually sweet! When my grandfather heard about this, he sighed at that time: Lafayette has diabetes!

"Poof!"

Lin Zhuoyun couldn't help laughing, patted Song Weiyang's shoulder and said, "Are you disgusting, full of nonsense." ”

The driver also came back to his senses and said happily: "Young man, I'm afraid your grandfather is not the imperial doctor, but he is talking to Cixi, right?"

"Hey, you still don't believe it," Song Weiyang sighed, "these days, everyone likes to listen to lies, and the truth is falsely told on the spot." If this continues, will China not fall behind? You are the sinners of the country's backwardness, and you will have to bear historical responsibility. ”

The driver restarted the car, stepped on the clutch gear, and waved his hand: "Young man, I'll bring the night pot at home another day, let you taste it for me too, and use your family medicine to diagnose and diagnose me." ”

"Get out!" Song Weiyang kicked the butt of the bike.

"Hahaha!" the driver laughed and left.

Lin Zhuoyun couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile on his face: "You have nothing to do, right? ”

"It's really not bragging, Cixi does have diabetes. Song Weiyang said.

"Don't say it, I also make tea in the night pot, and I feel sick when I think about it. Lin Zhuoyun hugged her shoulders and walked forward.

Song Weiyang took off his coat and was put on by her: "Let's go, I'll send you back to the dormitory." ”

"Aren't you cold?" Lin Zhuoyun grabbed her coat.

"I'm so angry that I can bear it. Song Weiyang said.

Lin Zhuoyun paced slowly next to him, feeling the temperature of his coat with his cold hands, and suddenly said: "Actually, you are a very good person, but sometimes you are too poor, full of nonsense, and you feel very unreliable." ”

Song Weiyang said: "Mr. Lu Xun once said that we must use humor to fight against the cruel reality. You understand the humor?"

Lin Zhuoyun suddenly stopped and tilted his head to look at him: "I finished reading "The Complete Works of Lu Xun" in high school, why don't you remember that he said this?"

"Really? I'm mistaken, George Bernard Shaw said that. Song Weiyang said with a smile.

Lin Zhuoyun actually nodded in agreement: "George Bernard Shaw really likes humor, this sentence should be what he said." ”

"Well, George Bernard Shaw has so many famous quotes that it's normal to not remember them clearly. Song Weiyang said.

Lin Zhuoyun said: "I remember George Bernard Shaw's famous saying very clearly: Youth is an occasional wind that has blown me to tears inadvertently. ”

"He definitely has trachoma. Song Weiyang commented.

Lin Zhuoyun rolled her eyes: "I still have cataracts! ”

George Bernard Shaw also said: If you want to get married, get married, and if you want to be single, stay single, anyway, you will regret it in the end. ”

"Nonsense again. Lin Zhuoyun said.

"It's really George Bernard Shaw. "Song Weiyang was wronged this time.

Lin Zhuoyun said: "I have only heard that marriage is the grave of love. ”

Song Weiyang continued: "Without marriage, love will die and there is no place to bury." ”

"Song Weiyang, speak well!" Lin Zhuoyun was about to go crazy, and at the same time laughed angrily.

"I'm not talking nonsense," Song Weiyang said, "If you think about it, it's true." Love is to die, and only find a partner when you are impatient. This process of picking objects is equivalent to looking at feng shui for one's own cemetery, the good object is the treasure land of feng shui, and the bad object is the sinister land. When the love is almost over, the deadline is approaching, so they discuss getting married, which is tantamount to digging their own graves. really waited until the day of marriage, and they were almost both martyred. ”

"Where did so many crooked theories come from?" Lin Zhuoyun smiled more and more brightly, "Since marriage is dead, then you say, what is divorce?"

Song Weiyang said: "Put it to death and then live." ”

"You...... Hahaha," Lin Zhuoyun laughed and trembled, beat Song Weiyang's arm and said, "Love and get married well, how sad you are to be said, there is no auspicious word from beginning to end." ”

Song Weiyang said: "Okay, let's say Lu Xun again, you listen well." ”

"You say. Lin Zhuoyun pursed her lips and said.

Song Weiyang said: "The great Mr. Lu Xun once said that love is hopeless, only love deeper. ”

Lin Zhuoyun pondered repeatedly and said with a smile: "This sentence is very meaningful, but it is definitely not what Lu Xun said." ”

"It's really Lu Xun's famous words, his old man said too much, it's normal for you to not remember. Song Weiyang cried out again.

"When I hear the style, it's not like Lu Xun's famous words, let's talk about it, who said it. Lin Zhuoyun puffed out her cheeks and threatened.

Song Weiyang raised his hand in surrender: "Okay, it was Thoreau who said it." ”

"Who is Thoreau?" asked Lin Zhuoyun.

"An American philosopher, a representative of transcendentalism. Song Weiyang said.

Lin Zhuoyun was curious: "What kind of school is transcendentalism?"

Song Weiyang explained: "The core view of transcendentalism is that people can directly know the truth beyond feeling and reason, emphasizing the importance of intuition, and believing that everything in the human world is a microcosm of the universe. You know, Emerson? He was a transcendental. ”

"Emerson I know, I've read his prose and poetry," Lin Zhuoyun put away her smile and stared at Song Weiyang for a moment, "You are actually very talented, as long as you don't talk nonsense, you become particularly attractive." ”

"That's," Song Weiyang said with a smile, "I usually don't dare to look in the mirror, for fear of being conquered by my own charm and causing myself to fall in love with myself." ”

"Here we go again," Lin Zhuoyun couldn't cry or laugh, "You call it narcissism!"

Song Weiyang said: "Confident men are generally very narcissistic. ”

Lin Zhuoyun walked downstairs to the teacher's dormitory with a smile, and she returned her coat to Song Weiyang: "Thank you for sending me back, and besides, it's very fun to chat with you." ”

"It's right to be happy, everyone usually calls me pistachio. Song Weiyang took his coat and put it on.

Lin Zhuoyun left with a smile, and suddenly turned around and said, "Hey, you acted as if you were hostile to Aaron Li today?"

"This is the natural reaction of a handsome guy to meet another handsome guy, one mountain can't tolerate two tigers to know? One Sheng Hai can't accommodate two handsome guys. Song Weiyang said.

"You're not going to be jealous, are you?" Lin Zhuoyun smiled happily.

Song Weiyang hurriedly took a step back: "Teacher Lin, you can't talk nonsense, I have a very pure respect for you, the kind of respect that students have for their teachers." Please don't use your filthy thoughts to speculate on my innocence!"

"Get out!" Lin Zhuoyun scolded with a smile.

"See you tomorrow!" Song Weiyang waved his hand and turned away.

Lin Zhuoyun gritted her teeth, suddenly laughed again, and muttered: "I only know how to pretend to be stupid bastards!"