Chapter 100: The Gossip of the Third Uncle
"Who are you?"
The little girl who opened the door looked the same age as me, with two small chirps on her head, and she was still trembling when she asked, which made me want to touch it.
"Is Qin Wei here?"
I asked, poking my head into the room, trying to find some clues.
However, the little girl who opened the door for us was very vigilant, and she watched my gaze drift, and hurriedly stepped forward and blocked the whole door with her body.
"Who the hell are you? If you don't say anything, I'll probably have to call the hotel security. ”
Judging by her serious tone, she may have treated us as unscrupulous bastards.
"Alas, don't get me wrong, my name is Qin Siyu, Qin Wei is my third uncle, we came to him for dinner. "In order not to be thrown out by the security guards, I had to explain in a hurry.
"So you're Si Yu?"
As soon as the little girl heard my name, her attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, and she turned sideways and let us in the door.
"Teacher Qin is resting inside, I'll wake him up now, you guys wait a minute. ”
"Good, good. ”
The three of us nodded in unison, and the gossipy eyes followed the little girl's figure into the inner room.
"Sister Siyu, is this young lady the third uncle's girlfriend?" Qin Jiabei tugged at my sleeve and asked in a low voice.
"I don't know, why don't you wait for the third uncle to come out and ask?"
"I ask, I ask!"
Qin Jiannan was so anxious that he jumped up in front of me, like a little gossip spirit.
"Okay, I'll leave this difficult task to you, Qin Jianan, don't live up to the organization's expectations. ”
I raised my fist and made a cheering gesture, only to look up and see the third uncle yawning.
"What do you say, what do you expect or not?"
"Nothing, nothing. "Somehow, I was inexplicably a little weak-hearted, and after raising my hand and waving it, I neatly blew a rainbow fart.
"Third uncle, you just woke up and looked so handsome!"
This compliment of the third uncle was very useful, and he raised his eyebrows confidently and said, "That's, don't forget that I'm your third uncle." By the way, why are you three imps here?"
"Rub rice!"
Jianan Jiabei and I once again showed an amazing tacit understanding, and the third uncle smiled helplessly after hearing this, pulled his hair and turned around and went into the bathroom.
"Okay, let me wash my face, what are you going to eat first?"
What we eat doesn't matter at all to the three of us now, since the third uncle entered the bathroom, Jianan Jiabei and I haven't taken our eyes off the girl's face.
The other party was looked at by us, looking very uncomfortable, and after a while, he hesitated to open his mouth: "Is there something on my face?"
She said as she gently wiped her hand on her face.
"No, no, no, we're just curious!"
You must know that almost all the staff who have accompanied the third uncle over the years are men of five big and three thick, and it is natural to be curious when such a cute and lovely girl suddenly appears.
"Curious?" the girl was a little confused, but soon she realized the meaning of my words.
"I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself to you yet. With that, the girl straightened up and introduced her origins in a dignified manner.
"My name is Doudou, and I am Mr. Qin's newly recruited assistant, mainly responsible for Mr. Qin's daily life, and I hope you will take care of me in the future. ”
Naturally, we can't talk about taking care of it, after all, we can't see the third uncle a few times a year.
But this doesn't prevent me from being curious about Doudou, the third uncle's life assistant is such a cute girl, and it seems a little ambiguous no matter what.
So during the meal, Jianan lived up to expectations and asked the doubts in the hearts of me and Jiabei.
"Third uncle, is that Doudou sister your girlfriend?"
“……”
The third uncle didn't answer directly, but turned his head to look at me meaningfully.
My scalp was numb, and after putting down the chopsticks, I hurriedly waved my hand and explained: "Third uncle, what do you see me doing, this is not what I want Jianan to ask." ”
The third uncle picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put it in the small bowl in front of Qin Jianan, and then said leisurely: "I didn't ask you again." ”
Well, it's better not to explain it.
After being exposed, I didn't bother to continue struggling, and simply gave up my desire to survive.
"So third uncle, is Doudou your girlfriend?"
"It's not. ”
The third uncle glared at me and gave an answer, but the answer was really perfunctory, and immediately, Qin Jiabei and I "cut" out.
"Hey, what do you two mean, I can't believe the third uncle?" The third uncle threw away the chopsticks and looked at us with his hands folded.
Qin Jiabei was also a person who refused to admit defeat, and immediately stumbled his neck back.
"Third uncle, you haven't even seen a female creature around you before, and now there is such a cute sister, it's just Sima Zhao's heart. ”
Well, Qin Jiabei's words this time are quite appropriate.
", what the hell, I wasn't forced by your grandmother. I went on a blind date for three days, and I didn't find a woman to pretend to be a girlfriend, how could I coax those women away. ”
“……”
With the same experience, I was silent for a while, and I didn't know whether to sympathize with my grandmother or the "tool man" Doudou.
After the meal, the third uncle also warned us not to tell grandma about it, and after I said "look at the mood" with Jiabei Jiannan, we slipped away. The angry third uncle clenched his fists in the back.
Driving home, I remembered that Jianan Jiabei still had homework to complete, so I urged them to go back to the house.
But these two little guys seemed to be on the same bar as me, lying on the sofa, not moving, no matter how threatened I was, they just didn't move.
"You two don't do your homework again, believe it or not, I'll call my second aunt now?" I pinched my waist and pretended to take out my phone.
As soon as Jiabei Jiannan heard the name of the second aunt, he jumped up from the sofa without hesitation.
But there was still no less retort in his mouth: "Sister, you will call my mother, if you give birth to a child in the future and don't do your homework, what should you do? ”
“……”
Really, I was speechless by a child.
After squeezing the phone in my hand, I coughed lightly twice, and then warned: "I don't know what will happen to my future children, but I know that if you two don't do your homework now, you will be killed by me." ”
With that, I pulled the mop out of the bathroom.
"I was wrong, sister, I have something to say, we do our homework......"
Who knew that before the words were finished, Qin Jiabei saw Zhang Xiao who had just come home from work, at that moment, he seemed to see a savior, and before I could react, he and Qin Jiannan hugged Zhang Xiao's two thighs alone.
"Brother-in-law, help, my sister is going to kill us. ”
They howled and sobbed twice, as if they had really been greatly wronged.
"It's useless to cry with your brother-in-law, I have the final say in this family, maybe, after I kill the two of you, your brother-in-law will help me throw the body." ”
I raised the mop to regain my majesty, Zhang Xiao also nodded in agreement, Jiabei Jiannan saw that there was no hope, pouted and got up from the ground, and reluctantly went back to the house to write homework.
Of course, their mouths are still not as good as mine.
"Brother-in-law, you are a man, how can I let my sister ride on your head?"
"Hey, you ......"
I picked up the mop and walked towards them, but fortunately Zhang Xiao stopped me in time, otherwise this play would not have been able to continue, after all, I was just putting on a show.
"The two of them are really angry, I really don't know how the second aunt disciplined them. ”
After Zhang Xiao put the mop in my hand back in place, he patted me on the back to help me breathe.
"Aren't all little boys like this, I was naughty more than the two of them when I was a child, but I was beaten by my mother. ”
"Really, are you still naughty?"
In my impression, Zhang Xiao can be called temperless, I really don't know what he looks like when he is naughty.
"Fighting with other kids, smashing the glass of the neighbor's house, and a lot of things that are not clear. ”
Zhang Xiao counted the interesting stories of his childhood with his fingers, and after finishing, he touched my head and asked softly, "What about you?"
I?
I'm ashamed, although I'm a little girl, but when I was a child, I was barely a demon king of the world, and I didn't dare to break into a big disaster, but a small disaster was never broken, but at that time, Ms. Fang Yu was obsessed with her career, and Comrade Lao Qin was behind me again, so I didn't get beaten much, at most I was scolded and reflected on in the study for a few days.
"No wonder!"
After listening to my experience, Zhang Xiao nodded clearly, and seemed to understand something.
At first, I was a little confused, but I soon understood what he meant. Immediately, I raised my hand and headed towards his neck.
"Okay, you dare to laugh at me, don't you want to live anymore. ”
"I want to live, I want to live. Zhang Xiao raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender. "My wife is so beautiful, how can she not want to live. ”
"That's pretty much it. ”
I let out a "hum" from my nasal cavity, temporarily sparing Zhang Xiao's misfortune from my mouth.
It's just that Zhang Xiao was lying on the sofa at the moment and remembered something, looking quite serious, and I didn't react when I waved my hand in front of him.
"What are you thinking? I simply shoved him.
"I'm wondering ......" Zhang Xiao paused, and then said: "What will the future children of the two of us look like, are they as naughty as the two of us." ”
Child?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be silent, to be honest, although I married Zhang Xiao, I was really not ready to have children.
I don't deny that this does have something to do with my status as a doctor, and sometimes I don't dare to think about what it would be like if one day the pregnant woman in the operating room was replaced by me.
In case of dystocia, in case of major bleeding, in case Zhang Xiao refuses to sign me painlessly......
Well, in other words, I'm just scared to death.
"Well, husband, are we really going to have a baby now?"
"No!"
Zhang Xiao's words made me breathe a sigh of relief.