Chapter 280: A Third Person in the Middle
Feng Shaochen saw him turn around and leave, pouted and didn't want to pay much attention to him at all, he folded the toilet paper he was holding in his hand and shook his calves, which was very leisurely compared to the look of dying and alive tonight.
Feng Xuanyu lay on the bed and covered An Yuxi with a quilt, closed his eyes, and was very sleepy.
After less than ten minutes, a plush head poked out of the bathroom, its ears were pricked up, its eyes widened, and its hands were tugging at the pajama pants stuck under the buttocks, and the white little buttocks stood out in the moonlight.
Lying on the side of Feng Xuanyu's bed, he stretched out his fingers and tentatively poked his exposed arm a few times, seeing that he didn't react, his mouth was flattened, and he was just about to jump over from his body to wake up An Yuxi with a smile, but he was carried in mid-air.
The hanging arm swayed, turned his head to meet Shangfeng Xuanyu's dark eyes, and immediately changed his face, his little face was calm, and he rolled his eyes arrogantly at him, "What are you doing, I want to find my mother." ”
Seeing Feng Shaochen shouting, he frowned, and threw Feng Shaochen to the ground, "Go back to your room to sleep, if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, others will have to rest." ”
Feng Shaochen got up from the ground, feeling that Feng Xuanyu's behavior of throwing him on the ground seriously hurt his self-esteem, pinched his waist and was not angry, and argued with Feng Xuanyu, "Why do you have to be a third party between me and my mother?"
Feng Xuanyu's eyes darkened, and the jaw line hidden in the dark night was tense.
Feng Shaochen shrank his neck, the hand holding the pants behind his back, as soon as the hand was loosened, the pants then fell off, his face was ashamed, he bent down and dragged the edge of the pants and twisted his waist, and his bulging little belly was exposed.
"If you don't wear pants well, you can know what a third party is. Feng Xuanyu glanced at him, his eyes were disgusted, how could he have such a stupid son.
As soon as the pants were halfway mentioned, Feng Shaochen's movements suddenly stopped in mid-air, took out the prepared toilet paper from his pocket, raised his little face, and spread the toilet paper under Feng Xuanyu's eyes, "I can't wipe my ass clean, I want my mother to wipe my ass for me." ”
Saying that, his head was raised again, hum....
Seeing Feng Xuanyu's dark eyes narrow, he ran to An Yuxi's side.
But he had only just taken two steps before he felt that as soon as his body was vacated, the whole person was sandwiched between his elbows by Feng Xuanyu like goods, and he walked to the toilet with his long legs.
"I'm going to wipe my ass, I'm going to sleep, I'm going to find my mom. Feng Shaochen sat on the toilet, puffing out his cheeks, and his hands kept waving, but he couldn't knock off the big hand in front of his forehead.
Feng Xuanyu was so noisy by Feng Shaochen that he had a headache, and his temples jumped suddenly, "If you quarrel again, you will fly back to the United States for me tomorrow." ”
Feng Shaochen was stunned for a moment when he heard that he was going back to the United States, and then understood Feng Xuanyu's intention to send him away, and he arched his nose and was about to bite him.
Going around such a big circle is what he thinks in his heart, send him away, the United States is 108,000 miles away, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, their family of three is here to make love, he lives alone in an empty apartment in the United States, he doesn't even have a nanny for him, he dies of thirst, starvation, freeze to death, and no one knows.
Holding the side, there is not even hot water, so I can only gnaw dry.
Thinking of this, it is better not to help him before, drain him, and let him watch their family with their hot eyes.
Feng Shaochen's intestines were about to repent.
Tired, he simply pouted, raised his eyes to look at him, drooped his head, and said after careful consideration: "Since you don't want to see me, I don't want to see you, let's fulfill each other, I'll pass it on to my uncle or Luo Daddy, and next time I see you, you will call you uncle." ”
Feng Xuanyu's face was completely black, and it was difficult for his son to follow behind other people's butts, one dad and the other dad.
"Call them Dad, they're willing to wipe your ass?"
"Then you wipe it for me?" Feng Shaochen asked, hearing him say this, his heart was beautiful, he really thought that Feng Xuanyu would take care of him and wipe his ass like An Yuxi.
"Turn around. The corners of Feng Xuanyu's mouth suddenly turned up in an imperceptible arc, and his hands were leaning against the wall with white wall tiles around his chest.
Feng Shaochen jumped down from the toilet without saying a word, turned his back and pouted his butt at Feng Xuanyu.
Feng Xuanyu looked at the big bony black grape-like eyes that emerged from the crotch of his pants, smiled, took out the mobile phone held in the palm of his hand, and snapped, and the beautiful photo of Feng Xiaoshao pouting his ass jumped on the phone.
As soon as the flash turned on, Feng Shaochen's instinctive action was to close his eyes, but he forgot to cover his face, and when he came back to his senses, it would be difficult to get the photo back.
The pants didn't bother to mention, hanging loosely on the ankles, grabbing Feng Xuanyu's legs, reaching out to grab the phone while jumping.
But the height gap was too big, Feng Xuanyu didn't have to deliberately raise himself at all, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, watching Feng Shaochen jump tired, holding his legs and panting.
Originally, the exercise was more urgent, and in addition to being angry, his face was red, "I deleted the photo... deleted, how can you be so shameless, let others see it, my image is completely ruined, you are ruining your own son, you not only robbed my mother, you also violated my portrait rights, I want to sue you. ”
Mr. Next Door in the United States is a Chinese lawyer, and Feng Shaochen also knows a little legal knowledge.
"If you're not ashamed, you can go. Feng Xuanyu raised his eyes.
When Feng Shaochen heard this, he snorted a few times, lowered his head and took the paper on the side, and started it himself, but his buttocks were all red, and he still felt awkward.
Holding the toilet paper, he pouted at Feng Xuanyu's buttocks, "Wipe it clean, I can't see it." ”
Feng Xuanyu's frowning eyebrows twisted into a dead knot, he picked up the shower and tested the temperature of the water, his calm face did not ease a little, "Take off your pants and come here." ”
It's an honor that Feng Xiaoshao became the first person to make Feng Xuanyu deign to lower his knees and wash his buttocks.
Feng Shaochen surrounded Feng Xuanyu and found the new pajamas from the closet, warm yellow, wide pajamas covered his bulging little belly, the sleeves and trouser legs all grew out, and when he took a step, he had to throw it out in order not to step on the trouser legs, and from behind, he looked like a fat little yellow duck.
The pajamas are a little bigger, and when I bought this set of pajamas, I thought about the child's body growing fast, and I bought a bigger one to prepare, but I knew that he washed his ass and twisted it, and poured a body of water.
After finishing his work, Feng Xuanyu was about to send him back with Feng Shaochen, when he saw An Yuxi wake up, although he was sleepy after being pregnant, the two of them made too much noise.
Feng Shaochen saw An Yuxi wake up, immediately broke free, and climbed to An Yuxi's side with the pants that had fallen down, hugging his mother, hugging his nest, and sympathizing with Sanbo.
The little mouth is flat, the stomach is still uncomfortable, the big black grape-like eyes are filled with tears, hanging on An Yuxi's body like a koala, and the little fat legs are also stuck between An Yuxi's legs, for fear that he will be dragged away by his beastly father as soon as he relaxes.
"My stomach hurts, I want to sleep here tonight. ”
An Yuxi saw Feng Shaochen's little face wrinkled, and immediately helped him rub his little belly, and his mother's love was overflowing, "You sleep in the middle, tell your mother what kind of pain it is, did you eat something bad?"
An Yuxi pulled the pillow to the middle, Feng Shaochen and An Yuxi were also very close, and obediently pointed to his little belly, "It's gurgling inside, it's much better after going to the toilet." ”
"Go back to your room and sleep. Feng Xuanyu had a cold face, he really couldn't get used to Feng Shaochen's over-reliance on An Yuxi, and he was still angry, and it was already an extrajudicial favor to send him back to the United States without a ticket.
As soon as Feng Shaochen saw that Feng Xuanyu was going to expel him, he immediately lowered his face, buried it in An Yuxi's neck, and sobbed quietly by holding her collar.
An Yuxi heard Feng Shaochen crying, her whole heart sank, and she didn't care what happened to Feng Xuanyu, she put the quilt on Feng Shaochen, stared at Feng Xuanyu indiscriminately, and hugged Feng Shaochen tightly in his hand, as if he was offending their mother and son.
"If you're too crowded, go to the guest room and sleep. ”
The corners of Feng Xuanyu's eyes were raised, and he walked out of the door without saying a word.
After a while, he came in with a glass of warm water from outside, took an antidiarrheal pill, handed it to An Yuxi, and lay on one side.
An Yuxi looked at the pills in the palm of his hand, and then looked at Feng Xuanyu, who was facing away from him, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he said that he didn't care, but in fact, his heart hurt more tightly than anyone else.
Feng Shaochen drank the medicine, looked at Feng Xuanyu's back, poked a few times but didn't respond, withdrew his hand and was just about to smack his lips, when he heard a low voice ring in his ears, "If you don't sleep, go to the yard and run laps." ”
Feng Shaochen rubbed his nose with ashes, moved his little buttocks and turned around to hang on An Yuxi, "Grandpa bought me a toy gun, I want to shoot targets." ”
An Yuxi touched Feng Shaochen's hair and smiled, "Okay, when you are free in a few days, let Dad take you there." ”
An Yuxi said this sentence completely to enhance the relationship between their father and son and give them a step.
But who knows that some people don't appreciate it.
"Going to the army to shoot toy guns doesn't make people laugh off their big teeth. He chuckled between his snorts.
Feng Shaochen quickly smelled the smell of contempt from inside, he was not an angry person, he turned over and argued with Feng Xuanyu, "What's wrong with the toy gun, you didn't know where it was when I was protecting my mother with the toy gun, my uncles and aunts all praised me as a sharpshooter." As he spoke, he raised his head very angrily.
"Heh...", very perfunctory.
"You are disrespecting my personality. Feng Shaochen got up from the bed with a thud.
"Photos...."
As soon as Feng Xuanyu's voice came out, Shaochen was like a deflated ball, and he shrank into An Yuxi's arms.
An Yuxi saw that Feng Shaochen was so easy to soften, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he thought that Feng Xuanyu had found some means to subdue Xiao Baxing.
Xiao Baxing didn't stop all night, the premise of the success of the fight was to dedicate his stomach, sitting on the bluestone platform at the door, stunned for a few hours, the bluestone platform in the cold winter was cold, and his stomach was frozen.
In order to be considerate of An Yuxi, Feng Dashao accompanied Feng Xiaoshao to the toilet all night, Feng Xiaoshao was tired and slept on the toilet, or Feng Xuanyu helped him wipe his ass and carry him back to bed.