145 The Fat Nurse Escapes
Qu Nanxiu said: "I want to get rich, but it's definitely not the right way to get too fast, so I don't need to listen." ”
Du Tianyuan looked disdainful: "Look at your unpromising appearance, you won't lose a piece of meat if you listen to it." ”
It's easy to get together once, Qu Nanxiu doesn't want to ruin his interest: "If you want to say it, just say it." ”
It turned out that Du Tianyuan, who was going to society, had more and more customers, and his contacts were getting wider and wider. Those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are not easy to say.
Among them, there is a Mr. He, because he bought two houses at a time, so Du Tianyuan tried his best to help him negotiate a discount with the company, and he became a friend after coming and going.
The surnamed He heard that Du Tianyuan was playing with his life to make money in order to pass the pass of his mother-in-law, so he quietly told him: "There are many ways to quickly accumulate wealth, such as pouring rhinoceros horn and ivory, such as absorbing savings, such as building a red envelope WeChat group, oh, of course it's not a simple red envelope, you know." These things, as long as you don't go too far, will be fine, and they will be very profitable. ”
Du Tianyuan asked, "Is it really that easy?"
The surname He said: "Things in the world are like this, and I can't bear the wolf if I can't bear the child." You're too young. ”
Qu Nanxiu was anxious when he heard this: "Tianyuan, those are all illegal things, if you don't get it, you will go to jail, you won't take risks for money, right?"
"How can I be, I'm a measured person, and you don't know it. ”
"I can warn you, you are already starting to have crooked thoughts now, hurry up and stop the precipice, or don't blame my buddy, you're welcome!"
Du Tianyuan smiled and took a bite of the dish: "Xiaoqu, I always thought you were a person who did big things, don't be surprised, I didn't do anything, I just saw you, brother, let's talk casually." Come, eat vegetables, eat vegetables. ”
He tasted the beef: "What kind of beef is this, it doesn't taste at all! Look, I said that I would like to invite you to eat a thousand pieces of Kobe beef, but you can't live or die, you can only eat this subgrade thing." ”
"As an official, your breath is too big," Qu Nanxiu also took a bite, "I think it tastes very good, what kind of Kobe demon household, I can't eat it anyway." ”
"You see you're lonely, aren't you? Kobe beef is the most famous beef in the world. As a Japanese specialty, it is often found at banquets for state guests, and it is fragrant but not greasy, and melts in your mouth. Because it was once fasted by the Japanese emperor, it was sold at a sky-high price, and it is also the top ingredient in Japanese cuisine. ”
"Cut," Qu Nanxiu pursed his lips disdainfully, "I'm not uncommon to little Japanese things." ”
"Two different things. Xiaoqu, you have to mention this taste, let me tell you. ”
While eating the meal, Qu Nanxiu felt as if something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.
In fact, the brothers, who have only been in the workplace for a few months, have become a little unrecognizable. He felt vaguely uneasy, and he didn't know how to express it.
It wasn't until they talked about Cheng Liuchao and Wen Jie that the atmosphere gradually became harmonious, as if they had returned to the collective life of the past.
Besides, Luo Renyan, who had just undergone surgery, heard that his stomach had been removed by two-thirds, and his first reaction was to ask the nurse: "Then can I still eat spicy beef jerky in the future?"
The nurse's nose almost ran out of breath: "When is it, you are still thinking about beef jerky! Rest well, and take care of your stomach in the future." ”
"Miss Nurse, you don't know, beef jerky is my air and water, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do a single experiment. ”
"Beef is a crude fiber food, not easy to digest, and it is a big burden on the stomach, not to mention beef jerky, which also has a variety of preservatives added to it, so don't worry about it in your life." ”
In fact, with Luo Renyan's understanding of the human body, could he not have this knowledge? But he still asked knowingly with a glimmer of hope. When I heard that Miss Nurse had the same answer as in my heart, I broke down and was about to cry.
The little nurse was very puzzled and thought, isn't it just a matter of leaving beef jerky, and it's not a wife, as for it!
How did she know that for Luo Renyan, it is not an exaggeration to say that beef jerky is as important as his wife.
should have been hospitalized for at least ten days, but as soon as he arrived on the eighth day, he said that he couldn't stay still, lying in the ward was just scratching his ears and cheeks, this was uncomfortable!
Besides, the hospital can only drink some liquid food or something, and the clear soup and lack of water are really sad.
The windfall was a few pounds lighter, and it is estimated that it has something to do with the removal of most of the stomach.
However, he was full of thoughts about the work of the X Academy of Sciences' laboratory, as well as the research of the secret laboratory.
The mobile phone was confiscated by his wife, and it was inconvenient to call Shasha.
No, it's not a problem to lie here all the time, you have to go back and have a look.
The doctors and nurses disagreed, and the wife disagreed. The depressed Luo Renyan stretched out his arm and kicked his legs, feeling that he was obviously fine, wasn't it just that when he walked, his legs shook a little.
When he was strolling through the hospital corridor to relieve his boredom, he found that a nurse was about to leave work, and he had just taken off her nurse's uniform and put it on the back of the chair when someone called her away.
Luo Renyan felt that the opportunity had come, and he had to make a move when it was time to make a move. So when it was too late, he slipped over the little nurse's coat, stuffed the group bar under his clothes, and slipped back to the ward with a "beer belly" that was more amazing than the belly of an obstetrics and gynecology patient.
Then he began to worry. I forgot one thing just now, that is, the little nurse is much slimmer than herself, how can she stuff herself with such a thin gown?
However, this is the only chance to sneak out of the hospital, because his clothes are not here, wearing a hospital gown, the security guards on this floor alone will definitely not allow him to go out, and in the weather of eleven, let alone wearing pants and a big vest, it is estimated that he will be escorted directly to the psychiatric department!
Only nurses can move freely between the various buildings of the hospital.
As soon as Luo Renyan inhaled, his stomach shrank into a large lump, but the place where the operation was performed was a little painful, and he hurriedly breathed normally. Then he gritted his teeth, shrunk his belly again, and couldn't wait to use all the Chinese bone shrinking skills that had been lost for many years, so he reluctantly stuffed himself into the nurse's coat, but the button couldn't be tied no matter what, so he could only pull it with his hand.
He went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and it looked very funny, like an elephant wearing a monkey's vest. Fortunately, he vaguely remembered that a few fat nurses wearing coats had a similar effect, and people didn't swagger around the market all day long?
He took out another mask box from the self-pickup mask box on the wall and put it on, feeling that it was almost there, so he sneakily walked out against the wall skin, not even daring to lift his head. Most of the people shuttling through the hospital are either suffering from illness or worried about the condition of their relatives and friends, and few people are in the mood to pay attention to him.
Luo Renyan was secretly proud, and he was a little bolder.
The hardest part is the security guard at the door.
He specially waited for someone to fish in troubled waters and slipped out when he asked the security guard for directions, but he didn't expect to be pulled by the fire-eyed security guard: "Which department are you from, why haven't you seen it?"
Luo Renyan was in danger: "Oh, I'm from the internal medicine laboratory building, and I usually don't come to this floor." Just now, there was a patient who had a failed stool sample at our place, and he said that he came to this building to see a friend, so I quickly chased after him and informed him. ”
Luo Renyan said as he deliberately waved his arms under the security guard's nose.
As soon as the security guard heard about the stool test, he was afraid that he still had some residue on his hands, so he quickly let him go.
Luo Renyan swaggered out of the hospital, his stomach was about to explode with laughter, so he quickly held back, and if he laughed again, the wound would crack open.
When he went to the side of the road to take a taxi, the driver stared at him for a long time to confirm that he had not escaped from the psychiatric department.
"Master, the Institute of the X Academy of Sciences, I'll give you the fare when I get it there. ”
Luo Renyan walked away in a nurse's uniform that could almost strangle him, but it hurt his doctors, nurses and family. In the end, it was through the surveillance video of the hospital that he discovered his suspicious figure.
As a result, less than four hours after he escaped from the hospital, he was arrested again, and this time he was watched more strictly.
After Qu Nanxiu heard about this, he almost fainted with laughter, what kind of thing is this done by a dignified academician, it is obviously a trick of a bear child at a certain age!
"Professor Luo, I think you have a childlike heart, which is quite commendable. ”
Luo Renyan was bored and leaned on the hospital bed: "Don't talk nonsense, let's find a way to get Lao Tzu out first!"
Stripped of the aura of an academician and a professor, he is still a very down-to-earth commoner.
"I don't have a few days left to be discharged from the hospital, so let's listen to the doctor, after all, the body is the capital of scientific research. ”
"You know, my time isn't entirely my own, it's still part of that consortium. The amount of money people have spent on this research is staggering, and I'm wasting a day here, and I'm wasting a lot of money......"
Outside the door of the ward, his wife, who had boiled porridge and brought it to him, froze.
She slammed open the door and asked, "What do you mean that your time is not entirely your own? Lao Luo, you sold yourself? Why does research cost so much money?"
Luo Renyan was stunned for a moment, and didn't know how to answer for a while.
Or Qu Nanxiu was in a hurry and said: "Auntie, I'm talking to Professor Luo about the novel I wrote, and he's helping me come up with ideas and think about the plot." ”
"Oh, that's the case, it looks like I'm thinking too much, hehe. Mrs. Luo, who breathed a sigh of relief, opened the lunch box and asked, "Xiaoqu, aren't you a student of biomedicine? ”
"Write to play, write to play. ”
Since Professor Luo fell ill this time, Qu Nanxiu found that Mrs. Luo's temper was much better and she was much gentler towards her husband. He was secretly happy for Professor Luo in his heart.
You must know that home is a man's big rear, if the rear is unstable, how can Professor Luo devote himself to research?
At the same time, Qu Nanxiu was also glad for himself, because every time he thought of Li Tangni, he was full of strength.
She is her own weakness and her own armor.