Chapter 765: Big Pig's Trotters
Every time Ji An leads the team out, when he leads a bunch of lions and tigers through the tourist area, he will always be photographed by tourists holding their mobile phones, which is about to become a fixed onlooker project in the lion park.
As for when Ji An doesn't go out one day, this problem is easy to solve, watch Ji An's live broadcast ~ The QR code of his live broadcast room is printed on the introduction manual of the Lion Park, scan it, After installing the Great Wall platform in 30 seconds, you can see it directly.
This is called Chiguoguo's built-in ads.
Being watched all the way out of the lion park, Ji An untied the ropes around the necks of the three brothers and Pepper, and Pepper, who had been raising fat for a few days, faced the endless familiar grassland, first stretched a lazy waist, lowered his forelimbs, pouted his buttocks, and lowered his waist, the absolute standard lion yoga pose, showing the audience a soft waist and perfect hip curve.
Ji An was thinking about where to go, and suddenly patted his head, he didn't come out to hunt for a few days, he forgot, today's live broadcast started early, he should turn off his mobile phone in advance, open any door, and start the live broadcast when he arrives at the river.
I was too lazy to go the same way again, and the physical strength of the three brothers and Dahua Xiaohua was limited, so this product ignored the 7-figure number of online viewers, and pinched the live broadcast without saying a word under the pretext of stomach pain......
Half an hour later, less than 1 kilometer away from the tributary river, the mobile phone was turned on, the live broadcast was turned on, the audience exploded, and the barrage composed of swearing language from various countries floated one after another, all venting Ji An's anger that everyone asked him to wait for him to.
"Shetman! I've been waiting for you for half an hour!"
"Anchor, are you floating? More than 2 million viewers are nothing in your eyes?"
"Can you prepare in advance before you start the live broadcast!"
An anchor didn't know whether to live or die: "This stomach ache is not something I can control, and I can't help it when it wants to come." ”
The live broadcast room was suddenly furious, and more than a dozen randomly selected barrages in a row were all blocked words of "***", and there was no way to read the barrage list next to it.
The anchor Fat Tiger continued to die while walking towards the river, and said innocently: "No, be reasonable, I can't go to the toilet and broadcast it live, do you want to watch it too?"
The sudden explosion of data volume caused the Great Wall server to freeze for a short time, and it was quickly recovered. It's not that the Great Wall server is not powerful, you know, a 5-minute video at station B, once the total number of barrages exceeds 20,000, the video will be stuck and can't be watched. According to Zhuo Jun, this is an overload abnormality on the Great Wall server that only occurs when at least a million people send barrages at the same time......
There is one thing, the big traffic is usually the food and clothing parents of the editors, and the editors of many websites in China either work overtime, or work early and early, and go undercover in the Ji'an live broadcast room on time.
was already sleepy to death, Ji An's cheap reply made the editor who waited for him for half an hour in vain want to vomit blood, but after all, the editor is the editor, and their professional news sensitivity makes many people realize that this is not traffic news? Who can make 2 million people wait when they go to the toilet?
So, on the morning of the same day, a certain half of the wall saw the newly popped up hot search words on the toilet, and helped out of the wall, almost unable to stand up......
The anger in the live broadcast room is still burning, and the new audience also coaxed to join the condemnation team after hearing about it.
The anchor Fat Tiger is very calm, scolding him means that he is reluctant to leave, as long as his popularity does not lose, he panics.
No one paid attention to when Ji An, who had been delayed for half an hour, arrived at the river, and Ji An pointed to the river: "Look, baby hippo." ”
"Don't change the subject!"
"Baby hippos can't save you!"
The observation group that had just gotten up: "This is not a problem that can be solved by selling moe once. ”
Ji An continued to point to the river: "There are crocodiles. ”
The audience still didn't buy it: "You come less, be conscious, take out your pleated skirt and stockings and put them on, and say sorry to everyone with the most shameful posture expression!"
"Yes, the women's clothes must apologize!"
"Or work 1 hour of overtime today to make up for what was delayed. ”
Ji An said again: "The crocodile swam towards the baby hippopotamus. ”
"Huh?"
"This ......"
Following the direction of Ji An's finger, the audience saw a "dead wood" quietly rolling in the mud puddle on the opposite bank, and the dark brown hippo baby floated away.
Some viewers asked Ji An to intervene, and some viewers were in a hurry, people had little resistance to the chubby and short-legged cubs, and their sympathy flooded all of a sudden.
But in fact, if you want to kill the cubs, you have to pass the female beast first.
The Serengeti has a golden rule: on the grasslands, as long as they belong to the category of herbivores, the distance between the mother animal and the cub should not exceed 25 meters, whether it is a giraffe, rhinoceros, hippopotamus or buffalo.
At the same time as the "dead wood" floated towards the baby hippopotamus, a huge water mass with a diameter of nearly 1 meter that was visible to the naked eye was raised on the nearby water surface, and quickly rushed towards the crocodile.
On the shore, the water mass "exploded", bringing up water stains, and poked a "bloody mouth" from underwater.
The steady dead wood suddenly panicked, slammed the steering wheel with a sharp turn, and fled into the distance with a strong swing of tail.
The bloated and fierce mother hippopotamus came out of the water, with small eyes and two large nostrils, and stared viciously at the dissipation of the water streaks brought by the crocodile.
Crocodiles and hippos can live in peace in most cases, mainly because there is no competition between the two sides for food, omnivorous hippos hardly eat meat, and no matter how greedy the crocodile is, it still can't kill the hippopotamus's large mouth that can penetrate the crocodile's leather armor and body.
In addition, both animals need water, and during the dry season and dry season, there is only a little water left, and everyone is nested in a mud pool.
If they can't get along peacefully, there must be one side, or rather, it is certain that the crocodile will withdraw from the Serengeti food chain, because crocodiles are carnivores, natural attackers, and not eating meat can only show one problem, the crocodiles that take the initiative to dry hippos have long since died, and those who survive are eliminated by natural selection and know that they are afraid of hippos.
Of course, attacking baby hippos is inevitable, because crocodiles are also big pigs' trotters.
"Hahaha, it's still my mother. ”
"Tough hippopotamus numa. ”
"That mouth is so big. ”
Mother hippopotamus: "Come on, brother. ”
"Damn, why can I speak upstairs?"
The audience is admiring the greatness of the female hippopotamus, and the anchor Fat Tiger successfully diverted the audience's anger, even if there are still many people who remember the "half an hour", but in the end, everyone comes in to watch the live version of the animal world, as long as the content is good, no one will really care.
The baby hippopotamus continued to roll in the mud, and the hippopotamus Ma Ma had to run away many large pig's trotters every day, gurgling and sinking into the water.
Ji An walked east along the river, looking for a way to the other side of the river.
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