Chapter 727: The Battle of the Squadron
Chen Guangda slept almost until noon before getting up, and when he touched the people around him, he was already surrounded by people, leaving only a pair of torn stockings and throwing them next to the pillow, which made Chen Guangda immediately depressed.
Li Jin didn't have to guess to take care of her orphanage, the little ladies were more interested in the child than him, Chen Guangda had to eat a little alone in the hotel, went to the street to buy a mobile phone and went back to the barracks directly, and saw that the people in their squadron were actually practicing, this was the time for the noon break, and it was estimated that it was to stimulate the unfair treatment last night.
"Don't practice crawling forward, and don't let you go to war......
Chen Guangda frowned and walked over, although the soldiers are trained very seriously, but the basic training is basically the same as the army in the past, and it is useless when dealing with living corpses, and the living corpses can't find you if they are not lying on their stomachs.
He had no choice but to gather everyone together and said: "We are corpse collectors, we must first protect our family in order to resist the enemy, we have not yet reached the point of large-scale war with human beings, you only need to focus on training me in two points, the first is reaction speed, the second is the use of battle formations, and finally as long as you give me a clear understanding of the characteristics of living corpses, I guarantee that you will be the last group of people to live!"
"We've been practicing battle formations all along......"
Yang Man looked at him panting, the little ladies were already sweating, and even the outline of her underwear was all visible, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Your battle formation is too conservative, go to the corpse claw brigade to borrow a textbook, I will change it for you, and practice according to the method I taught in the future!"
"Chief, I'm going to practice too......"
Liu Wenna pouted pitifully, estimating that she thought that her task was to warm the bed, but Chen Guangda glared at her and said: "Remember what you said about a platoon of female soldiers, if you take off your pants in a big battle, you can make the living corpse surrender, since you can't get out of here, give me a good practice, unless you want to die!"
"Hahaha......"
The soldiers let out a huge laugh, and Liu Wenna's pretty face immediately turned red with shame, but Chen Guangda followed up and said to the strange five: "In addition to the points I just said, give me the greatest familiarity with each other's abilities and habits, I want you to eat, drink, and Lazar together, and you can read each other's thoughts with one look!
"Boss, look ......"
Yelian suddenly signaled to Chen Guangda, Chen Guangda immediately turned around and looked back, but saw the people of the first squadron coming over in a lively spirit, not only did everyone wear a corpse suit, but the number of 3,000 for your life was actually more than they were equipped, and there were even a lot of corpse claw spears and net guns that were specially used to capture jumping corpses.
"Yo ~ Squadron Zhai, this is a big wallet......"
Chen Guangda looked at Zhai Ligao with a smile, and Zhai Ligao walked up with a sneer: "Can't we just allow you to take out a loan, and we don't even want interest from the first squadron, this is our weight in the hearts of the people, who knows that the soldiers who really protect the family and defend the country, people can see it at a glance!"
"Isn't it the money that Huang Gongzi loaned you......"
Chen Guangda looked at the other party very playfully, who knew that Zhai Li snorted coldly and straightened his chest, pointed to everyone in the third squadron and said loudly: "If you are not convinced, you will compare with us, within half a month, we will compare who killed the total score of the living corpse, and the losing side will not only have to wash the dishes and clean the toilet for the victorious side, but also guard the farm forever and must not be transferred, dare to compare?"
"Who's afraid of whom......"
Yang Man, who seems to be calm, exploded like a cannon battle, and the little ladies have never flinched when they encounter this kind of thing, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and smiled: "It's more exciting than a little bit, the losing side takes off the equipment and gives it to the other party, and directly changes its name to the cannon fodder brigade, and when we see it in the future, we have to walk around, even if we are, we have to get out immediately!"
"Yes, but if you lose, all the female soldiers will have to come and sleep with us......"
Zhai Ligao and the others all laughed lewdly, and swirled around the chests of Yang Man, Liu Wenna and other women with great malice, but Chen Guangda turned his head directly to look at Yang Man, who knew that Yang Man actually said loudly: "If we lose, I will personally go over to accompany you, but if you lose, you have to call me aunt!"
"Good! domineering ......"
Zhai Ligao shouted excitedly, Yang Man is also a well-known military flower, how many people want to kiss Fang Ze have not succeeded, but Li Tingyu came over with two little female soldiers at this time, crossed his arms and asked with a smile: "Brother Gao, why is it so big, can you let me make a bet too?"
"Haha~ Listen to the rain!, you just need to buy brother to win, brother to ensure that you have a win and no loss......"
Zhai Ligao immediately rushed up, although Yang Man was also very beautiful, but Li Tingyu covered her as soon as she appeared, the arrogant and high-end temperament of the little lady could not be learned by ordinary people, but Chen Guangda also hurriedly roared: "Listen to the rain! You buy us to win, we are friends from a gathering place!"
"Atai, it's really not that my sister looks down on you, I know too well your three-plate axe, if you really have the ability, you won't let hundreds of living corpses run around, so I can only be sorry today......"
Li Tingyu shook his head angrily, and gently leaned in Zhai Ligao's arms, Zhai Ligao was so happy that he almost didn't jump up, but Li Tingyu followed up and said: "If you have the ability, you will win Brother Gao, as long as you win, even if I am blind, but now I want to bet fifty cigarettes with you, do you dare to take the plate?"
"Damn, you ungrateful little slut, how much ...... do you take today?"
Chen Guang glared at Li Tingyu angrily, but as soon as he shouted like this, he immediately attracted almost the entire battalion of officers and soldiers, these boring big-headed soldiers were afraid that there would be no excitement to watch, and everyone immediately began to call when they heard that the game was so big, although the army explicitly prohibited money and gambling, but it could not stop the continuous smashing of cigarettes, alcohol and other things.
"Chen Tai, don't be a debtor when the time comes......"
Li Tingyu pointed at Chen Guangda very proudly, and then left like a proud little swan surrounded by the whole squadron, Zhai Ligao followed behind to invite her to watch a movie, but Monk Hua couldn't help but drool and said: "Wow~ This girl is really punctual enough, that leg and waist are simply beautiful!"
"What's the point.,A slut.,Just a few days after I came, I went around complaining and seducing people.,It must have been Miss Gan's before......"
Liu Wenna kicked a stone away angrily, her eyes were full of powerful jealousy, but Lan He said casually: "This girl is definitely not Miss Gan's, but she must be bisexual, this kind of unisex girl is the most difficult to, and if you are not careful, you will get into trouble!"
"Yo he~ good eyesight......"
Chen Guangda looked at Lan He quite unexpectedly, this kid really didn't mess around in the casino in vain, and the level of seeing people was not ordinarily high, but Yang Man on the side held up a notebook, which was densely packed with bets placed by officers and soldiers, and she said worriedly: "You have collected so many bets at once, in case we lose, we will really go bankrupt!"
"I'm afraid of hair! I don't have to sleep with anyone anyway, but you seem to be in the same place......"
Chen Guangda laughed very immorally, Yang Man immediately gave him a pretty face that was angry, and smashed the notebook on him viciously and turned his head to leave, but Liu Wenna dragged Chen Guangda's arm and said depressedly: "You don't want me to sleep with others, are you sure?"
"I'm sure I'll be able to use it, I have to work hard with all of you, if you don't want to sleep with someone or go bankrupt, just give me a good job in the past ten days......"
Chen Guangda pushed Liu Wenna away and glanced back and forth at everyone, there were a total of more than 200 officers and soldiers in their whole squadron, but they were all a little dumbfounded at this moment, Chen Guangda's game was too big, if they lost, they couldn't afford to lose their fortunes, and most of them were more optimistic about the first squadron, you must know that almost all of the first squadron were experienced veterans.
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In the next ten days, almost everyone was practicing frantically, the male soldiers didn't want to lose the pants they didn't wear, and the female soldiers didn't want to play with people in vain, and Chen Guangda didn't even step out of the camp gate, leading the soldiers to practice or attend classes day and night, almost teaching what they had learned all their lives, but how much everyone could absorb was not up to them.
In fact, the troops welcomed this kind of big competition very much, and the detachment commander personally gave them support, almost asking for a car to a car and a gun to a gun, anyway, the more living corpses were killed, the better, but the detachment leader still made a very shameless request, half of all the spoils must be returned to the military department, and the rest should be paid to the city.
"I said grandpa, if you don't start again, the daylilies will be cold, and there are only three days left......"
At noon on this day, Monk Hua and the others all looked at Chen Guangda with sad faces, the first squadron went out to hunt almost every day, and the heads of living corpses and jumping corpses were pulled back in cars, and the points that rose were as scary as the old tiger machine, only their third squadron stayed at home all day long and practiced hard.
"How many points did they have......"
Chen Guangda sat on the parallel bars casually, as if he was asking someone else's matter, and the flower monk immediately raised five fingers and said: "It's already more than 5,000 points, the little living corpse alone has killed more than 3,000, and there is one that accumulates 200 points of jumping corpses, and they have also done three, not to mention Bloody Mary and the Flesh Monster, we can't win them unless we go out to fight the Jumping Corpse King and come back!"
"How many points does the Fat Corpse King of the Seven Bars accumulate......"
Chen Guangda turned his head to look at him, but everyone was stunned, but Yang Man said: "What are you kidding, if we meet the Fat Corpse King, will we still have the life to come back, that thing is all killed with **, only the God of War has a record of single-handing the Fat Corpse King!"
"Crunch~"
Before Yang Man's words fell, several military cards drove arrogantly on the school field, and two jumping corpses were thrown out of the carriage directly, but one of them caused everyone to exclaim, it was actually a green skin jumping corpse with five bars, Yang Man even exclaimed: "Oh no! Five bars, this one is 5,000 points!"
"Yang Man, are you ready, you are already losing......"
Zhai Li jumped out of the car domineeringly, looked at Yang Man's whole body very proudly, Yang Man's pretty face turned white almost instantly, and then glared at Chen Guang angrily and shouted: "Are you going to leave, if you don't leave, I'll take someone out now!"
"What's the hurry! I ordered a few hairy crabs and haven't eaten them yet......"
Chen Guangda casually jumped off the parallel bars, humming a little song and leaving, but Zhai Ligao leaned up and smiled leaning at Yang Man: "I heard that you are still the first time, right, which hotel do you like to tell me, I will be very gentle and gentle, remember to wear underwear a little sexy! ha......"