Chapter 5: Upgrade the face slap counterattack
Nima thinks this is just a background, and soon a male protagonist/female protagonist will counterattack and fight to slap his face for revenge!
The hatred value of the heart is brewing, and this story is over?!
It's over?
What the hell is this??
This isn't a documentary, isn't it?
Are you tearing and slapping your face, struggling to upgrade for thirty years, Hedong for thirty years, and Hexi's point mother writing this?
I'm afraid it's not going to be cold!
Readers who can't get up and down with a piece of cotton in their hearts are angry, and the negative reviews are on one after another, and each paragraph has to be scolded, and the title and introduction of the book are all scolded-
The reason why there are so many people is because they are uncomfortable alone must not be able to do it - why?
It's not happy, everyone is unhappy together!
Mobilize the power of the masses to fight the author!
They put this "The Story of Ahuai" Amway out.
"It's only 50,000 words......?
"Look at it, it's very good-looking, it's very cool, and it's written in a special way, just like the real thing...... 50,000 words is just a story, hurry up and read it!"
"Is it really that pretty?"
"Look!"
A day later –
Didn't you say that this book was particularly cool?
"This book is good-looking, it's a good ghost, I'm going to cut the author!!"
As a result, He Huai's new book, with an inexplicable popularity, reached the third place on the new book list before he signed the contract.
And the readers who sharpened their knives saw a 50,000-word story the next day.
Chapter 2: The story of the water ghost Chen Aimin.
I haven't read the book yet, and the comments on this chapter name alone are immediately 99+.
And He Huai looked at the short signing station issued by the backstage website, and was triumphant: She just said!
I am a thousand-year-old locust tree, and I have written such a real ancient masterpiece, where can it compare to Sun Jing's twenty-one-year-old little white face!
As for the bad reviews that say that she cut the author or something like that - heck, she's been a human being for a long time, you know...... There is a saying in human beings: not to attract envy is mediocrity!
She is so talented, except for her thesis, nothing else can be difficult for her.
Cross your waist for a while, be proud!
……………
The signing process is very troublesome, the printing contract plus the copy of the ID card and bank card is a total of 27 pages, and the printing shop at the school gate is very expensive, 27 yuan!
He Huai took the contract and was not very happy-
"Ahan, you said that this website is not a fraud money...... I haven't received a penny, and it costs twenty-seven to get a contract, which is enough for a claypot meal. ”
"Ahh......h
In the end, it's not all gone.
Counting the income from the stall, it is just barely losing money.
"It's only twenty-seven miles, so we're not short of money. ”
Recently, He Huai had a big hand and gave her two hundred yuan for living expenses, which can eat snacks for a month, and He Han couldn't help but be a little floating when he spoke at this moment.
He Huai stared at her and patted the thick trunk behind him-
"What is this, you know?"
He Han straightened up all of a sudden: "This is my mother's body." ”
"Yes!"
He Huai slapped hard, the big locust tree trembled violently, and two dry branches fell, she trembled in distress, and hurriedly kissed and hugged Mo Mo Da, and then she eased up.
He Huai touched the bark -
"You also know that this is my mother's body, which is still on other people's territory, and it may be dug up and thrown away at any time - do you know what is happening to my mother now?"
He Han pouted aggrievedly: "I know." ”
"Homeless! Under the fence, miserable little locust tree!"
She's hoarse (the posture she learned from watching TV dramas).
He Han also trembled:
"Mom's body has been rooted for thousands of years, and now it is damaged and repaired, and it can't be moved for the time being-"
"Yes," He Huai sighed: "It's because my mother can't move, so I'm subject to others—I estimate that it will take three years to repair this time!"
In three years, the developer cannot put it in vain, and must have already negotiated the development......
"So, mom is desperately saving money to buy land here, and you are eating and drinking here, is it appropriate?"
He Han pouted: "I didn't eat and drink...... It's only 200 miles a month!"
He Zhang also muttered secretly: "Two hundred yuan is not enough to buy land......
Why do they go all the way to the gate of the University of Political Science and Law every day to buy snacks? Just because the stalls in this area are cheaper than Huaishu Square!
After all, they are all children of poor families!
He Huai: ......
"I don't care! Anyway, mom makes money very hard, and two hundred a month is too expensive...... From next month, no, from this month, there will only be a hundred dollars of pocket money every month!"
She looked at He Han and stretched out her hand: "Quick, return me a hundred yuan." ”
He Han succumbed to her obscenity very unproductively.
"Mom's ......"
The man on the red paper, she likes it so much...... was forced to give it up to others, it hurts so much, and I can't help it!
Beat a stick to give a sweet date, He Huai received a hundred yuan, and gave the lollipop in his pocket to two small ones.
And at this time, He Zhang suddenly remembered-
"Mom, the art class painting class next to the orphanage is enrolled, one person signs up for 999, two people sign up for only 1299, the dean's grandmother said that we have talent, don't bury us!"
He Huai's face was pale: "1299 for two people, but if you don't sign up, you won't spend a penny!"
She muttered, "I don't just want to bury you, I want to bury you......
"That's not going to work. ”
He Zhang made a fighting gesture - his hands on his hips.
"Mom, you buried us today, and we will grow up tomorrow, and we don't have a physical ......"
"These days, it's not an art that is bad to go out and meet people!"
He Huai's face was hideous.
………………
And at this moment, in the editorial department of Dianniang Chinese Network, several editors looked at this hot new book in the background, and couldn't help frowning——
"There is potential and potential, but this theme is not hot enough, how can it be done with 50,000 words......?
"But there are a lot of that kind ......of text, why don't you write it in another way?"
"Suddenly, this book seems to be quite popular...... I'll look at the heat, ah, it's going up again. It's black-red, black-red, and no one votes......"
"Why haven't you signed a contract yet, I'll tell her about the requirements for posting with friends, it's too wasteful to have 50,000 words in a chapter......"
"Good seedlings!It's just that the update is too irregular, not suitable for gaining popularity, I'll take a look at the female frequency list ......"
"Alas?"
"How is it a male frequency article?"