Chapter 1720 Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, and there is nothing to kick when you are idle!
Breaking is a trend.
You look at what Zaya said, which makes Ye Fei feel more and more that this thing will never look back on the road of literati.
But there is some truth to what Zaya said.
Although he doesn't know if eating with broken pots and bowls is a trend, he knows that "breaking" is indeed a recognized trend in the clothing industry.
There are a few holes in the buttons of the jeans, there are more holes in the buttons of the jeans than on the jeans, the shoes go the nostalgic route, and even the edges of the hat can be sloppy.
He looked at Zaya, then shook his head with a smile, and said, "Although it is a trend to break or be nostalgic, these plates and plates still can't be broken." ”
Darkseid said: "I was also excited just now, Ye Shen, forgive me." ”
Ye Fei did not pursue this matter, but emphasized to everyone again that all the utensils need to be taken care of and try not to break them.
This is not because Ye Fei is stingy, but because there is too much money to break a deduction, and today it has reached the point of 1.6 billion on a plate.
Wine is good wine, food is good food, the whole pearl island is full of laughter, everyone is trying to eat, drink hard, know that there are several great powers on the island now, so there is no sense of safety, all of them have completely let go of themselves.
Ye Fei didn't stop them, he knew that this meal was what these people deserved, and he also liked to see them laughing and happy, and even in the end, when the wine was not enough, Ye Fei bought another hundred jars for them to drink.
By the time it was already dawn, there were still people talking and bragging, and the whole scene was a mess.
At the end of the banquet, Lao Mo and his gang were completely drunk, because in the process of the banquet, Zero Zero Six told them all about the situation, and they had followed Ye Fei for the longest time, and they had seen the most incredible things, so when they heard Zero Zero Six say that Ye Fei had turned back time in order to resurrect them, several people were all very moved, and as soon as they were happy, they all drank and hung up.
There are also many people in the interstellar bodyguards who are drunk, especially those who have come back from the dead, and they are drunk one by one.
When the banquet was over, Ye Fei leaned on a big rock, looked at these people lying on the ground, and laughed, as if it was a great thing to get these people drunk.
"I said Ye boy, things are almost over, I should go back. ”
The elven god's face was flushed, and he was a little floating when he walked.
Ye Fei smiled: "Do you still know the road in this state now?"
"Look at what you said, it's just a little drunk, and it's in a good state, how can you not be able to walk?" Speaking ......of this, the elf looked around, and seeing that no one was paying attention to this, he whispered: "Ye boy, is there any wine?" I'll take two jars back and taste it." ”
Ye Fei waved his hand decisively and said, "No, no, you have all been stripped of your family resources, and you don't know this." ”
"Then how did you finally move out a hundred jars? You must have some private goods. ”
"I said you can't leave yet? ”
As soon as the elf god heard that Ye Fei was going to arrest him again to be a coolie, the goods hurriedly walked towards the South China Sea, and then his body slowly disappeared on the surface of the South China Sea.
Just kidding, I've asked you to toss three times today, and here you go again? Really don't give any face at all, right?
Bingo also stood a hundred meters away and waved at Ye Fei, shouting: "Ye Shen, go back first, just send a message if you have something." ”
After saying that, Bingo decisively tore open the space and disappeared in an instant.
Ye Fei didn't even want to pay attention to him, bastard, didn't he just help clean up the scene? As for being scared like this? Goodbye is a hundred meters away.
Silver Surfer secretly opened his eyes on his surfboard, only to see this scene, so the guy hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
In the end, Ye Fei took Darkseid and Zaya, as well as the awake interstellar bodyguards, and began to clean up the scene.
In fact, only a small number of drunk people, most of the interstellar bodyguards are fine, you must know that each of these guys is massive, usually one person can drink several jars, although today is six hundred jars of wine, after careful calculation, each person can not be divided into two jars, drunk only those who drink relatively smaller.
Zhang Long and Zhao Hu were drunk, and the two guys were completely excited today, because they also intervened in this meal, and they also got Ye Fei's personal guidance, and the two of them benefited a lot, not to mention that there were several interstellar bodyguards who pulled the two of them to fight wine, and thanked them for their three meals a day.
How could they compare with these interstellar bodyguards in terms of their amount of alcohol? The two of them fell down within two minutes of the first half of the banquet, and then Storm Dust carried them to the grass on the side one by one, and came back with joy, and whispered: "Two less people grab the food, perfect." ”
You look at these interstellar bodyguards, don't look at the strange shapes of each one, but there are a lot of eyes, and I don't have to do anything to eat more.
Although it is said that it is easy to do things with many people, but after Ye Fei packed up all the things, it was more than nine o'clock in the morning, no way, those pots and pans are too expensive, you have to be careful and careful.
"Don't sleep, things are ready. After all the pots and pans were placed, Ye Fei came to the side of Silver Shadow Man and said.
Silver Surfer: "......."
He still didn't move, pretending to sleep is a very patient kung fu, and he can't wake up just by saying a word or making a little sound, that would be too levelless.
"I know you're not asleep, and that little bit of wine is a little too much for you, but it's not enough to make you sleep for seven or eight hours. Ye Fei glanced at the elven god and continued.
"If you pretend to be asleep again, I think the food for Jialan will become rancid, oh, that is, it will change the taste, it will be very unpalatable, and even have a very disgusting taste. ”
As soon as Ye Fei finished saying this, he saw Silver Shadow Man sit up directly from the surfboard, and then the thing stretched his long waist, rubbed his eyes, looked around, and said, "Surprised": "Oh, Ye Shen, is the banquet over? How did you finish cleaning up?" I'm still thinking for a while that I'll wake up and help you." ”
Ye Fei rolled his eyes wildly, he was convinced of this guy, and it was the first time he found out that Silver Surfer was a super slippery head.
"Keep it for you, there's a pile of broken bones over there, it's already packed, please help take the seventh universe to deal with it when you leave in a while, the earth can't be polluted anymore." Ye Fei pointed to a few large bags of things not far away and said.
Silver Surfer: "......."
Damn, throw out the trash? You're treating me like a cleaner, aren't you?
"Well, the seventh universe now also emphasizes environmental protection, and we generally don't import garbage. ”
"It's not garbage, it's all good stuff, and it's good feed to go back and feed poultry and livestock. ”
“...... We don't have that either. ”
Silver Surfer is completely devastated, this bastard is going to let himself take away so much garbage in life or death, didn't I just sleep for a while?
"Do you want to bring it, you can leave now, and let Jialan get the food herself." Ye Fei said very decisively.
What else can Silver Surfer do?
That's right!
"Where's the stuff? I'll leave now, I'll leave right away. ”
Silver Shadow Man didn't want to stay on Zhuguang Island for a minute or a second, although he missed Ye Fei's food and wine very much, but this really made it unbearable to be a cleaner.
"Wait a minute. ”
Ye Fei said that he went back to the house, and when he came out, he carried an incubator, well, that's right, it was an incubator, like a takeaway box like Hungry Bar and Coal Ball.
He threw the incubator directly on Silver Surfer's surfboard and said, "Try to speed it up, this thing has a short shelf life, don't go to the place to spoil, it will still be rancid." ”
So Silver Surfer ran away directly, not even taking those bags of garbage.
"What the hell are you...... Don't let me see you again!!"
Ye Fei gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet in anger below, this bastard is simply too hateful, he patted his ass and ran away after eating and drinking, do you say there is a more shameless person than this?
After everything was sorted out, Ye Fei didn't plan to start broadcasting today, after all, the past two days have been too much, and he is also a little tired, not to mention that it was still an all-night last night, so it is the most important thing to rest first.
He's not a god, he's just a mortal, and his energy is limited.
On this day, it was quiet on Zhuguang Island, and almost everyone was resting, including Darkseid and Zaya.
Rumble~~
At around six o'clock in the afternoon, the setting sun hung on the edge of the South China Sea, illuminating the entire South China Sea in a fiery red.
In this piece of fire, suddenly a ball of fire fell from the sky and smashed directly into the South China Sea, which suddenly caused a huge surge in the South China Sea, and the waves were monstrous.
The noise was so loud that almost everyone on the island woke up in an instant, and then Darkseid and Zaya were the first to come to the South Sea.
More than 300 interstellar bodyguards also came to the beach at the fastest speed, followed by Lao Mo and his gang.
Ye Fei was the last to arrive, and he hadn't woken up yet, after all, the amount of labor that day and night was too much, and he was indeed too tired.
"What's going on?" Ye Fei asked after he arrived.
Darkseid and Zaya both shook their heads, they didn't see what was going on yet, they just knew that something seemed to have fallen into the South Seas.
"Is there a guest coming?" Zaya said.
Ye Fei didn't speak, his eyes stared straight at the surface of the South China Sea.
Roar~
Suddenly, there were a few roars from inside the South China Sea, and then I saw three figures swishing out of the South China Sea, and finally landed on the beach with a few plops.
The three lightning pythons writhed violently on the beach, and then quickly swam in front of Ye Fei, instantly protecting Ye Fei in the middle, and all looked into the South China Sea.
On the beach, everyone is waiting for this moment, and they all know that there is something terrible in the South China Sea, but no one knows what it is.
"It's out!" Darkseid said suddenly.
As soon as his words fell, he saw a huge whirlpool suddenly appear on the surface of the South China Sea, and at the edge of this whirlpool, countless huge whales and sharks jumped in panic, trying to escape from this dangerous whirlpool, but in the end they were sucked in.
A row of seagulls flew over the whirlpool in the sky, only to be sucked down and disappear into the water nest in the center of the whirlpool in an instant.
"What the hell is it?"
Ye Fei was a little surprised, this thing was really terrifying, even the birds in the sky could be sucked down.
"It's not clear, it's coming out right away. Zaya said, holding the mallet in her hand.
"Hahahaha, I'm back, I'm back, I'm finally back, do you want me? Are you still in love with me? Damn, why did you fall into the sea as soon as you came back? Is there a boat? Why is there no boat? How can you let me go ashore without a boat? Where is this? How can there be an island? There is no island near the coordinates I set? There are still people on the island? Are there aborigines? Oh, Lao Tzu likes the aborigines the most, they don't wear clothes, men and women don't wear them, it's so exciting, hey~How do you wear clothes?No, how can the aborigines grow so tall? This can be more than ten meters, right?Huh~~No, it doesn't seem to be an earthling?......?
No one spoke, everyone was stunned to see this guy who jumped out of the South China Sea, this cargo was still in the air, but it was already like a machine gun, this is an authentic mouth cannon!
"Waha, Ye Shen, I'm here, hug me, hug me!!"
Ye Fei was dumbfounded, and when he saw that this guy who jumped out of the South China Sea almost flew out of the South China Sea, he rushed directly in front of him, and pounced with his arms outstretched.
Thump~~
Ye Fei flashed aside very decisively, what the hell are you kidding, Lao Tzu doesn't like to hug men, how many times have I emphasized it?
He dodged away, and this one pounced directly into the air, and fell directly to the beach with a thud.
But he didn't get angry, jumped up from the beach, and shouted: "I like it so much, I like it too much, celebrities have the temper of celebrities, celebrities have the personality of celebrities, sure enough, sure enough, you look at this temper, you look at this sex, it's really different, Ye Shen, I love you so much, hug me!!"
As he spoke, this guy pounced on Ye Fei again.
Ye Fei: "......"
Ye Fei decisively kicked out.
Bang~~
Shout~~
This person was kicked by Ye Fei and flew out directly.
Everyone was holding their pergolas and looking into the distance, and they saw that the creature had fallen on the beach in the distance, and he got up with a grunt, and then rushed over with a roar.
"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and you have nothing to do to kick it, Ye Shen, are you kicking me to express your love for me? I'm so moved, I'm so excited, come, you kick again, you kick it~~ Otherwise, I'll feel uncomfortable. ”
Bang~~
Shout~~
Flew out again.