Chapter 714: Narrator?No, I'm the King of a Thousand Kings!

The leaders outside the studio are numb, and you really can't say a word in the face of such a person.

Defy?

Hold it for Lao Tzu!

It's just that he is not domineering, he can make you understand what it means to have nothing to say in a three-dimensional way in 360 degrees without dead angles at any time!

Leaders outside, you look at me, I look at you, silent, for a long time.

"Wicked!"

"I just want to know what he wouldn't. ”

"I want to know too. ”

“......”

The lobster was bought, well, it was all Boston lobster of more than four kilograms, fresh and hot, and the fragrance filled the entire space, but it didn't seem to attract any attention, all staring at Su Luo's explanation.

As the race continued, Mao Asada was out of the field and she broke her own record for free skate points, which is expected to be the highest score of the night, and she won everyone's applause!

Even so, she is destined to miss the medal, but no one will stingy applause and cheers for her!

And Su Luo's wonderful commentary continues, the female commentator talks about technical movements, Su Luo talks about music, witty words, complement each other, this cooperation is simply ingenious!

But there is only one thing that the audience is most concerned about, and that is when the female anchor performs to eat lobster!

"Hahahaha, why isn't it over yet, I can't wait!"

"Just kidding, dare to talk to China's No. 1 director about the script, haha!"

"The pit master is a true god, he said it all, eat lobster as fast as possible, exciting, hahahaha!"

"Come on, the pit owner is joking, where is the big lobster!"

"It's the same, hehe, but if she doesn't eat it today, she will have to eat it live for us later, otherwise she will blow up her Weibo!"

Fans are not even interested in watching beautiful girls dance on ice, and they are all concerned about the bets on Weibo!

Finally, the women's singles free skate competition is over!

When the camera cuts back to the studio, the audience is boiling again!

Without him, the anchor station is already full of big lobsters, really super big lobsters!

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Tainyima is awesome, there really is a big lobster!"

"I'm convinced, the pit master is really not joking, hahahaha!"

......

Su Luo smiled,

"Ahem, whose script was right just now?"

The female commentator gritted her teeth and said, "Yours!"

She was also confused, how could she really ...... The real big lobster has arrived, there is nowhere to run, tears streaming down my face!

"Then please, uh-huh~!Please start your show!"

"I ......"

What else can I say? Eat, this image is ruined, and during the commentary game, I gnaw on the lobster, I guess I am the first person, I don't know if it's an honor.

It's no problem to eat lobster, it's a good thing, but Su Luo stared at it from the side, and he kept complaining, and kept making things difficult, which really made people want to smash the lobster head in his face!

"Oh, it's so elegant, you have to use the fastest speed, speed, this doesn't count!"

"Huh?"

"The next one, eat it in thirty seconds, or I won't buy it! You stare at me? You dare to stare at me? I don't care, anyway, there are not many lobsters, enough to manage!"

"Hey, click, how do you eat lobster, you eat so desperately and painfully, this thing is very expensive, I'm bleeding profusely, can you be happy, do it again!"

"Ahh!!!!h

The female commentator went berserk and was desperate!

The audience burst into tears and laughed, so happy!

"Sister, don't panic! I'll help you!"

"I can help you too, I'm starving!"

"Let go of that big lobster, let me come, I can't eat it in three seconds, you win!"

"The ruthless pit master mourns the conscience, I live and die with my sister, I will help you!"

"Hahaha!"

The interval between the end of the women's competition was full of joy!

And when the lobster was finished, the advertisement ended, and the men's competition began, fans found that Su Luo was no longer there.

"Huh?"

"Where's the pit master?"

"I actually ran away, damn it!"

"I want to see the pit master, I don't want to look at this man!"

Ahem, poor male anchor, I didn't eat supper, I was complained about miserably, I recruited someone to provoke me.

In a certain station,

"Don't continue?" Lin Jun asked.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu just came to see beautiful women, men don't look at it!"

Su Luo held a big lobster in his hand, peeled off the shell of the tail, and the white and sturdy lobster meat dangled in the air, gnawing and saying as he walked.

Secretary Xiang Rou also held one, but Su Luo peeled it for her, saying that she worked overtime today!

it!

We're not going to work hard?

The leaders of a certain station behind him burst into tears, and they could only watch these two people eat, which was called a miserable, but it didn't matter, the important thing was that this master had fun today, look at the time, it's almost 11 o'clock, it should be about the same, right?

"What time is it?" Su Luo asked.

"It's almost half past ten. ”

Xiang Rou hurriedly replied.

"Well, it's late, I'm a little tired, too. ”

This sentence is like a fairy sound, and the leaders are like being amnestied.

"Chief Su, look, why don't we get here first today?"

"Well, you've done a great job today! Come, this lobster head has rewarded you. ”

Su Luo finished eating, burped, and the empty lobster head was rewarded!

"No hard work, no hard work, it's all what we should do!"

The tears of the person who won the reward fell instantly, so he was so moved, no matter how you say it, today is over.

However!

"Eh, what's going on over there? Let's take a look!"

Thundered!

A piece fell behind him.

God, O Bodhisattva of Great Compassion and Great Compassion for Relief and Suffering, please, let us go, come and take him away, we can't bear it!

Director Su threw a look over, Guanyin Bodhisattva can't save you, it's slippery!

"This is Focus Show. ”

"Oh, the focus show, what's going on today. ”

"Regarding the anti-gambling publicity, the program team invited Mr. Ouyang, the king of the south of China, and Mr. Ma Hong, the king of the north, to reveal the shady scenes of the casino on the spot, publicize the harmfulness of gambling, and persuade gamblers to quit gambling!"

"Uh, this is a good show, and it's right to gamble, but why did you start recording at this time?"

"I encountered a special situation today, it was originally recorded and then broadcast, due to the time problem of the guests, there is no way to record in advance, and this issue of the Thousand Kings of the North and South has been publicized for the time being, and the audience's expectations are very high, so we can only make adjustments and temporarily change to live broadcast, and now it is being broadcast live. ”

"Yo ho, yes, yes, how boring the recording is, it's better to broadcast it live!

“......”

Are you tired, say, Oh my God.......

"This ...... We're not going to mix that, are we?"

"Do you have the final say today?"

“...... You. ”

"Well, it's good to understand!"

"Yes, but this is a thousand arts, you can't ...... it."

"Ahem, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, I'm not a sports commentator, my real identity is - the king of a thousand kings!

Lao Lin, you comment, the thousand kings of the north and south have arrived, but I, the king of the thousand kings, did not come to the scene, is it a little unreasonable?"

Lin Jun wanted to cry without tears: "Yes, yes, yes, it's too much to say, let's go!"

"Hey, look, look, Lao Lin just understands things better than you scumbags, Lao Tzu is a man who has deceived magicians all over the world, and you still have an opinion when you are the king of a thousand kings, right, you actually said that I ..... Hiccup~!Say I don't understand?Hey, the brain watts, right?"

Su Luo hiccuped again, and took the eighth master step with his hands behind his back.

"Keep up!"

“......”