160 No one can cure you
Shen Xiao lay on his lap and cried: "You bullied me...... We've only been boyfriend and girlfriend for less than 24 hours, and you're bullying me......"
"You deserve to be kissed and told to you. Chu Yun glanced at her: "Dare to say anything, no one can cure you, right?"
Shen Xiao: "......"
She glared depressedly at Chu Yun, who picked up her mobile phone again to dial: "I wouldn't have promised you if I had known......," she muttered in a low voice.
"Huh?" Chu Yunzhi flew over with an eye knife: "What did you just say?"
"I said you're the most handsome. Shen Xiao knew that the current affairs were Junjie, and said with a smile: "My boyfriend is the best~"
Only then did Chu Yunzhi raise his smile again, and straightened out her hair that had been messed up just now: "Go wash up, I'll come after I call." ”
"Oh. ”
Shen Xiao obediently got out of bed and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Only then did Chu Yunji say to the person on the other end of the phone: "Qianjian, let's settle the matter of personal bodyguards." ”
Qian Jian held his mobile phone excitedly and asked reverently: "Brother Yun, the one just now, could it be ......?"
"Your sister-in-law. With a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, Chu Yunji pretended to be calm and said.
"Wow! Sister-in-law's voice is so good! As soon as you hear it, you know that she is a beauty, and she must be a good match for you, Brother Yun!"
Although he hadn't seen Shen Xiao yet, Qianjian couldn't wait to start blowing Shen Xiao's rainbow fart.
"I love to hear that. Chu Yunji's face was full of a smile that couldn't be concealed: "Your sister-in-law's appearance is better than mine." ”
"Wow !!!"
Qianjian screamed again, jumping on the spot like a little girl: "You can fight better than Brother Yun! Isn't that a fairy!? Brother Yun, you found a fairy to be our sister-in-law? How can you do this!"
"Okay, okay, get down to business. Chu Yun curled his face and said solemnly: "You prepare in advance, you have to bring enough people, if there is no new news about the murderer in two days, you can bring someone over and protect your sister-in-law closely." You know what?"
"No problem! It's a coincidence, Brother Yun, do you know that the fire qilin has just come back? If you talk about protecting your sister-in-law, she is the most suitable person. ”
"Fire Kirin?"
Chu Yunji frowned: "Why did she come back? ”
"Oh, Brother Yun, many years have passed, and she is no longer the little girl who is stupid, she also has her own boyfriend now, and the little couple is thinking about saving enough money to settle in Garuda in a few years, and people don't have time to pester you~"
"That's not going to work either. Chu Yunzhi sank his face: "What if she gives my girlfriend a look? No, I can't accept it." ”
"Ouch, ouch, listen! Brother Yun, you really ...... If you don't fall in love, you will ...... when you fall in love Ouch hey!"
Chu Yunji frowned: "Why did the tone of your voice become weird? Do you want me to send you to the Garuda Kingdom for sex reassignment surgery?"
"Say goodbye, don't don't...... I'll just say this, Brother Yun, don't be angry!"
Qian Jian put away his joking thoughts, and persuaded bitterly: "Brother Yun, really, the fire qilin is really the most suitable person, you have traveled all over the world, and it is impossible to find a personal bodyguard who is more suitable for your sister-in-law than her." We can all trust her professionalism, if Brother Yun, you are still not at ease, then I and Huo Qilin will be my sister-in-law's personal bodyguards at the same time, and the others will guard the periphery, so you can rest assured, right?"
“…… Does she really have a boyfriend?"
"Really. ”
"Feelings?"
"It's very good, like glue and paint, like sugar sticky beans, you can't tear it apart. ”
"Except for the fire unicorn, aren't there any other girls coming back?"
"Then I'm the only one left. Qianjian said unashamedly.
Chu Yun admonished: "...... I'd better send you to have a sex reassignment operation, so that your soul will be trapped in this unsuitable body, how painful it is. ”
Qian Jian sighed in his heart: "After so many years, I have also learned to reconcile with my body. Brother Yun, you don't have to worry about me about this~"
"Is it possible to be less poor in two sentences?" Chu Yunji sighed helplessly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the main thing is to know that Brother Yun you have a girlfriend, I can't help it, I'm so happy for you, really, very happy, happy from the bottom of my heart. We've always been worried about you, Brother Yun...... It's, what, after that...... You ......"
"Alright, I got it. ”
Chu Yunji interrupted Qianjian's stammering: "Call the Fire Qilin, but before you come, you have to give me a look." ”
"No problem!"
"Then let's do it first, and then contact you if you have something. ”
"Okay, Brother Yun!"
The phone finally hung up.
Since he didn't take a bath before going to bed yesterday, Shen Xiao simply took a hot shower in the bathroom before he was willing to come out.
She wiped her wet hair, and when she walked out of the bathroom, she found that Chu Yunji was no longer in her room.
Maybe he went back to his room to wash up.
Shen Xiao didn't care, after drying her hair, she put on her coat, opened the door and walked out.
The bread has been waiting for the eyes to wear.
The stinky man shut it out, and he didn't know what he had done to its owner in the room, and he didn't come out for a whole day and a night, but he died in a hurry.
When Chu Yunjian went out just now, the bread almost pounced on him and bit him.
Fortunately, the milk came out to interrupt, which diverted the attention of the bread from Chu Yunji.
But Shen Xiao didn't know all this.
She crouched down and soothed the bread from beginning to end.
Milk was still standing at the end of the hallway, a pair of golden cat eyes quietly watching the man and the dog, neither approaching nor leaving.
Shen Xiao didn't quite understand what milk meant.
At this moment, the door at the other end of the corridor was opened, and Chu Yunji walked out.
"Milk, where are you going? Come and have breakfast. ”
Chu Yunji had just taken two steps outside when he found the cat he was looking for, the woman he had just slept with in his arms, and a dog that was still full of resentment towards him, staring at him in the corridor.
“…… Sorry to bother me. ”
He couldn't afford to mess with any of the three, so Chu Yunji immediately turned around and fled into the kitchen very sensitively.
Shen Xiao & Bread & Milk: "......"
Shen Xiao patted the body of the bread and meat, crossed the milk, and strode towards the kitchen.
As soon as she walked away, she heard the sound of tap dancing behind her.
The two started fighting again.
Shen Xiao closed his eyes and sighed.
No, strictly speaking, it should be a unilateral provocation by milk, and bread doesn't really want to take care of it at all.
But bread is the kind of "you don't mess with me, I don't recruit you." You come to me, I'll kill you". In the face of provocation, bread will tolerate it as appropriate, until it can no longer bear it, and then rise up to resist.