Chapter 1432: The Green-headed General

During the official live broadcast, Ye Fei had to stop the off-topic phenomenon of the audience in the live broadcast room in time, otherwise the ghosts would not know where these people could go.

So when they just talked about the Oska award ceremony, Ye Fei directly shouted to stop, now it is to cook food live broadcast, and the award ceremony is already in the past.

"Friends, all honors belong to the past, before yesterday, even the biggest scenery has become history, so let's not mention these things again, today our guests have arrived, start our live broadcast now, or the old rules, let our guests meet with you before the live broadcast, but I must give everyone a ring in advance, sit tight, there will be unexpected surprises." ”

After speaking, Ye Fei smiled evilly and directly moved out of the way.

Before Ye Fei could ask who would come first, the north and south gates took the initiative to stand up.

"I'll do it first. ”

He is still a little weak in his heart now, so he must be positive in everything now, so as to leave a good impression on Ye Fei.

"Okay, you please. ”

The north and south gates sat directly in front of the computer, and as a result, the earth audience in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Poof~Cuckold?"

"me, brother, I forgot to take my hat off. ”

"Uh~ this...... This brother has commendable courage, he ran out with a green hat, are you going to declare war on the whole world?"

"Hahaha, no, no, no, my stomach hurts when I laughed at the beginning, this person ...... This person is also so strange, you say you can't dye any color, why do you have to dye a green color? Your wife has no opinion? What will your father-in-law and mother-in-law think when they see it?"

The earth audience in the live broadcast room smiled one by one, and in reality, they laughed one by one.

Even when many interstellar viewers learned about the situation from the Earth audience, they all laughed and went crazy.

The second monk who was sitting in front of the computer at the north and south gates was puzzled, and the second monk looked at the live broadcast room with a confused face, and said, "I haven't spoken yet, what are you laughing at?"

Everyone: "......"

I'll go, do you still need to talk? You sit here and it's the best laughing stock.

"Ye Shen, what are they laughing at?" Seeing that no one paid attention to him, the north and south gates turned their heads and asked Ye Fei.

Ye Feiqiang couldn't help but laugh, shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe I'm laughing at you for being very handsome." ”

"Ah, is it funny to be handsome? I didn't mean to be handsome. ”

Ye Fei: "......"

Emma, are you serious?

Seeing that Ye Fei didn't tell himself why the audience in the live broadcast room laughed as soon as he sat down, but since he sat down, self-introduction was still indispensable.

"Hello everyone, my name is Nanbeimen, I'm from Lumangxing, I'm very happy to be able to do a live broadcast with Ye Shen, and I will help you taste the taste when the time comes. ”

As soon as he finished the introduction, the bear child Yao Xiaoming jumped out.

"Uncle Cuckold, are you wearing a real cuckold, or do you want to announce something to the world and the universe?"

North and South Gates: "......."

What do you mean?

This thing is confused again.

"Hats, what hats? I don't have a hat. ”

"And why is your head green?"

"Oh, the people of our planet are born with this color of hair, all green. ”

“....... Huh? Do all the people on your planet like to cuckold?"

"Well~~ It's not a green hat, but the hair is green, but I think a green hat is also good. ”

All again: "......"

People were really amused by the North and South Gates and went crazy with laughter, especially when this thing said this, he still looked serious, as if he was really thinking about whether to wear a green hat.

Ye Fei, Jiugong Zhenren, and the universe all burst into tears of laughter.

Especially in the universe, I am the weakest, this thing laughed like a small sapling in the wind, swaying back and forth, but one of them didn't pay attention, and fell to the ground with a thud, and coincidentally pressed his left arm underneath.

"Whew~~"

I screamed at the last time in the universe, bounced straight off the ground, and then jumped on the spot and screamed, baring my teeth.

Ye Fei and his gang have completely accepted this goods, you definitely did something in your last life that wanted to destroy the galaxy, otherwise you would never have been so unlucky.

"Are you okay, how do you feel?" Ye Fei came to the side of the universe and asked.

I gasped for cold air in my mouth and said, "It should be okay, I didn't hear the clicking sound, it should be that I reacted relatively quickly." ”

Ye Fei's eyelids jumped violently, and the sound of clicking Big brother, if you really heard the clicking sound, you would have to go to the hospital right now.

"By the way, Ye Shen, you are also a divine doctor, can you help me take a look?"

Ye Fei was stunned for a moment, suddenly patted his head, and suddenly realized: "Yes, I am also a doctor." ”

The Universe Is the Weakest: "......"

Damn, you're a miracle doctor, do you still need me to remind you? Why do you seem to have forgotten yourself?

"Okay, I'll show you after the live broadcast is over in a while, now you'd better not move, lest there be another accident. ”

"How dare I move, I was standing here cautiously just now, who knew that the audience in the live broadcast room was so talented, I laughed a little messy, and I fell. ”

Ye Fei patted his right shoulder speechlessly and left, how else could he comfort him?

In front of the computer, the north and south gates finally knew why everyone was laughing, and the face of this thing twitched, and he said frantically: "What do you think? I just said, everyone on our planet has this color of hair, can you respect our national culture?"

Ye Fei almost sat on the ground when he heard this, I wiped it, and green hair has become a national culture?

The audience of the green star in the live broadcast room was also hurt one by one, and they didn't expect that even the green hair with a full head would cause such a big joke, but we didn't want to, isn't there no way?

"The north and south gates, and the friends of the green star, don't blame the other friends for laughing, because it's really too surprising, but since it's your natural hair, we won't laugh anymore, we have to respect you, but I can still give you a suggestion, now that people on earth are popular in hair dyeing, if you want, you can come to the barber shop on earth to dye your hair in other colors." ”

Nanbeimen was stunned for a moment and said, "Can you still dye your hair?"

"That's great. ”

"Well, when I look back, I'm going to dye the green a little darker, and I always think the light color doesn't look good. ”

“.......”

Nima, you're still with the green bar, aren't you?

After speaking, the north and south gates were about to leave, when suddenly a news called the interstellar children's clothing sale jumped out again.

"Nanbeimen, when will you pay back the money you owe us? Don't forget that Ye Shen has broken through the fifth-level anchor of the temple in the last issue, you lose, one to one hundred, hurry up and give the money." ”

North and South Gates: "......"

The face of this product is directly green, the same color as the hair, what are you afraid of, this special interstellar children's clothing sale is too much, right, you said you just asked me in private? Why do you ask in front of so many people?

"What do you mean by the children's clothes sale? Nanbeimen owes you money?" someone asked.

Interstellar children's clothing sale said: "Not only do you owe me money, you owe us a lot of money to interstellar anchors, in the last issue, he said that Ye Fei couldn't even reach the fourth level of the palace, and he also gambled with us for this, saying that if Ye Fei can reach the fourth level of the palace, he will lose one hundred and bet with us, we all made a big bet, he lost, and he didn't give money until now, but he ran to Ye Shen to participate in the live broadcast, this person is really shameless." ”

Adults don't slap their faces, and they don't expose their shortcomings when they scold.

Exposing shortcomings is the most hurtful behavior.

But now the north and south gates have been exposed on the spot, and when people understand what is going on, their attitude towards the north and south gates is a 180-degree turn in an instant.

People were laughing at this guy just now, but now they are all on fire.

"North and South Gate, is it true?"

"Grandson, you're going too far, since you're Ye Shen's audience, why are you cursing Ye Shen so much? Even if Ye Shen really can't break through, you shouldn't gamble with others about this." ”

"That's it, this bastard is not a good product at first glance, with green hair. ”

"Tsk, General Greenhead, is it okay, did Ye Shen eat you or drink you?

"Get out!"

"Damn, this kind of person must get out of Ye Shen's live broadcast room, he is not qualified to participate in Ye Shen's show. ”

"Ye Shen, let him get out!"

It can be said that the entire live broadcast room was chaotic in an instant, almost out of control, everyone was fighting for Ye Fei, and everyone was condemning and cursing the north and south gates.

Nanbeimen's face was as gray as death, and the beads of sweat on his head came out, crackling down his face, his whole body was trembling, and his lips were trembling.

Ye Fei and his gang also saw the news in the back, except for Ye Fei, the faces of the others instantly darkened.

"North and South Gate, is this true?"

"You are too much, do you know that, since you despise Ye Shen so much, why do you still come here to participate in Ye Shen's live broadcast? What is your purpose?"

"If you don't make it clear today, I'm sorry, we're going to kick you out. ”

"Hey, looking at the long man who looks like a dog, I didn't expect my heart to be so poisonous, and it broke your skin. ”

"Immeasurable Nyima's Heavenly Venerable, I will kill you, and I dare to curse our shareholders of Baiyun Temple, I think you are impatient. ”

Even the universe is the weakest, I can't be calm, this thing came to the north and south gate of the head is a slap.

"I'm a half-cripple trying to kill you, it's too much, woo~~ Hands, hands, my hands seem to be cramping. ”

Everyone: "........"

Your sister, don't jump around when you're like this!