Chapter 97: Business Wizard
In the heated physical education teacher's office, Qin Chuan was alone enjoying the commonplace silence.
In addition to meeting time, this is up to him for a long time, making full use of resources and never wasting them.
There were no paper utensils on his desk now, most of them were assorted food and water bottles, prepared like a small supermarket, and a pot of desmodium that was trying to grow in the water.
Qin Chuan, who was watching the live broadcast of the game, stared intently at the screen with his eyes, and after hearing the knock on the door outside, he subconsciously closed the webpage and said, "Please come in!"
The security guard who pushed the door open startled him.
He quickly stood up, not knowing what the security guard was looking for him.
I saw several fully packaged express boxes placed next to the uncle's feet.
"You are Teacher Qin Chuan Qin from the Physical Education Department?"
"Yes, I am. ”
The security guard pointed to the box on the ground and said, "You have several packages, but they only write the address and name of the school, not your phone number and specific building." The courier can only leave the delivery in the guard hall, but fortunately I know your name, otherwise it would have been returned. ”
Qin Chuan is second monk was confused, "I didn't buy anything online, I'll see who sent it." ”
Even if he buys online, the address will never be written in the workplace.
Either write about the home or the place where you rent.
"Maybe it's from a friend or relative. You see, I still have to go to work. ”
"Thank you so much for sending me from so far away. ”
"It's okay, it's just a stop!" The security uncle wouldn't tell Qin Chuan how he knew him, when the tile fell down, he happened to be on the edge of the cafeteria to order the bicycle to stop, or he called the school hospital himself.
After sending off the security guard, Qin Chuan squatted down and carefully looked at the shipping information on the courier order.
The sender, Zhang Xiaofan...... Make no mistake!"
Now that he's a little sure of the sender's identity, he should be his reader.
If you are another writer, you must be eager to open the express delivery of fans, and maybe send some letters, susurbilities, or something.
But Qin Chuan was very forced in his heart.
I abused the readers to tears, how could those people send them good things.
It's either a blade or a tricky toy!
Qin Chuan weighed the weight, and it was quite heavy.
Vigilance has risen several levels.
He carried the three packages to his desk and covered his face with his coat, leaving only the two holes that his eyes could see, for fear that something inside would hurt his handsome face.
Although the courier will scan and check many times, it is impossible to send dangerous things, so be careful.
When I opened the delivery box, I found that there was a razor that was known for being cheap and easy to use, and on the other side was a number of alternative blade boxes.
The blades were probably not allowed to be sent separately, so the angry reader had to add a razor to it.
There was also a note attached to it: "Qin Chuanda, these gifts are the deep love of book friends for you, we really don't want to stage Mortal Kombat~~~ Love you, Mo Mo Da"
Mailing blades is generally used as a threat.
Netizens often use this sentence as a complaint, but the actual tone is not strong.
Not only in the fiction circle, but also in the field of anime and games.
If you don't update it, I'll send you the blade!
Play Memoirs again and I'll send you a blade!
If you write to death and draw an important character, I'll send you a blade!
The blades are ready, do you dare to go to the address, author!
Qin Chuan opened the rest of the boxes, and sure enough, there were neat razor replacement blades inside, and inside the other express box was a utility knife.
It seems that readers are also playing with memes, and the blades inside are tightly packaged, for fear of accidentally scratching their hands.
If Old Demon Qin's hand was injured, wouldn't there be a legitimate reason to ask for leave?
The update is slow, and it is so uncomfortable to take a leave of absence!
He silently took a family photo of these couriers with his mobile phone, posted it on Weibo, and said: "Qinchuan Blade Factory is officially opened, I don't produce blades, I'm just a porter of blades!"
The Qinchuan Blade Factory will definitely not go out of business, and any book can support the blade factory to continue.
Usually everyone complains on the Internet, but I didn't expect that someone really sent the blade to the author, and it was flopped and posted on the Internet!
It's a lot of excitement for the fans.
It didn't take long for the effort to spread all over the book friend group.
"Miss Baguio, shouldn't it be really cold?"
"Qin Chuanda, is the blade still enough? I'll send you some later." ”
"To tell you the truth, Mr. Qin, don't think about it. Sometimes when readers stop urging you and don't criticize you, it's not that we don't want to send the blade, but we already know your work unit, and we all squat at the door with the blade and wait, too lazy to use words [laughs]"
"I'm kind of clear! Qin Chuan, you are a blade into a fine! You want to make a fortune by relying on readers to send you blades!
"The blades sold by Qin Chuan were all sent to him by readers. When there is a shortage of blades in the store, he won't tell you that I need blades. Instead, when writing a very ordinary plot, he will quietly lay the foreshadowing, and when he is sadistic, he will plunge into it, so that you will always be angry with yourself when you recall the past, why didn't you anticipate in advance that this person might leave. If Qin Chuan's blade was not very smooth at first, then he became more and more handy later. ”
"I'm in a hurry, Qin Chuan is really a business wizard. My favorite pair of CPs in the whole "Zhu Xian", but they were broken up alive halfway through writing, and the heroine Baguio actually blocked the sword with her body, and the old demon of Qin Chuan was too ruthless! How could he not send him blades? Thousands of blades flew to the place where Qin Chuan was, and then he sold these blades, successfully made a fortune, and reached the peak of life!"
"Oh no! Now that Qin Chuan has definitely spied on the business opportunity of selling blades, he will definitely be even more frustrated in the future. ”
"Qin Chuan, this bad old man is very bad, he thinks about letting us send him a blade all day long, and then let him be on the list of rich writers, and his conscience is greatly damaged!"
"No, these blades don't need you to produce, they are all voluntarily contributed by our fans. abusing the people we like all day long, abusing whoever is popular, abusing them all over the place. ”
"Woo woo, as long as my CP changes fast enough, tragedy can't catch up with me. I am now a Fan Qi party, kneeling and begging Qin Chuan to let my family Lu Xueqi mm go!"
"As we all know, Qin Chuan is not a writer, he is an industrialist, a blade store. ”
Not only the readers, but even the netizens couldn't help but laugh after seeing the readers complaining one by one.
This is so interesting for both the author and the reader!
Love and kill each other, lingering to the end of the world!