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Shake stayed in the spotlight for a while, and stammered, "I'll pick the fourth." ”

She kind of understood why Xiaoqu stuttered when she was nervous.

"Huh, out of three, you choose the fourth?"

"There's no choice, you get up first. ”

Haitian felt a little faceless and refused to get up, so she had to agree to the marriage proposal first.

Sha Sha didn't learn the virtue of caring for other people's face, so he just said vigorously: "I can't agree, you can go back first." ”

and would not take the flower.

Haitian was so cool in his heart, he couldn't overcome the target for a while, he was embarrassed, and it was not good to occupy other people's program groups for too long, so he had to say "I won't give up" and walked off the stage stupidly.

Even so, the audience gave him warm applause and encouragement.

This little episode pushed the mood of the show to *, and then got back on track.

The instructors showed their powers, looked for auspicious words and went down the steps, and then confirmed Sha Sha's name and began to ask her age.

Shake a serious answer: "Seven years old." ”

"Shenma?!"

You can imagine the facial expressions of all the mentors and audience members who would have been full of appreciation and anticipation.

It's so big, it's so small, it's so tall, you're only seven years old, what's the international joke? Could it be that you eat too many hormones?

If we have a problem with our eyes, then the buddy who proposed just now is even more sick!

Qu Nanxiu, who was behind the scenes, covered his eyes.

Actually, it's right to be seven years old, exactly seven years have passed since Luo Renyan first created the prototype of rock and roll.

The program party is very happy, because of this sentence, the ratings have to be several percentage points higher.

Haitian, who had already returned to the audience, was even more shocked when he heard it, and pinched himself several times to confirm that he was not dreaming.

One of the tutors swallowed and continued to ask, "What is your profession? Uh, you should still be a little student, right?"

"My profession is a neuroscience lab assistant. ”

A seven-year-old scientific assistant, and an unaware neuroscientist!

There was an uproar.

The audience thought, Emma, today's show is so exciting, it's a lot of shows, it's really the right way to buy tickets!

The instructors looked at each other.

They have sat on this stage for many episodes, and it can be said that they have read countless people, and they have never met such mysterious contestants, and they have played them around.

But the show has to go on.

One of the mentors, Xfeng, especially likes to ask the following question, and he has to ask almost every contestant: "Shake, this is a dream stage, then let me ask you, what are your dreams?"

Shaking seemed to be prepared, and she replied with a smile: "My dream is to have a heart." ”

All of a sudden, the mentor's chair almost didn't flip over. The audience was in an uproar again.

"With all due respect, Shake, don't you have no heart now?"

Some people began to suspect that the girl's mind might not be normal. It looks like a flower and jade, and the singing is good, but it's a pity!

Shaking a smile: "My heart now is the 'core' of the chip." ”

"What do you mean?"

Before she could answer, the person in charge of the show, who was very conscious, seemed to smell something, and ordered the national live broadcast to be suspended as a precautionary measure, so that the rest of the content could only be seen by the audience, and advertisements began to be broadcast on TV.

Many viewers in front of the TV are angry, at such a critical juncture, how can Nima let us watch shampoo commercials!

As a result, many people's TVs were smashed.

Shake said: "I'm embarrassed to deceive everyone, or rather, I made a joke with everyone." Actually, I'm not a flesh-and-blood person, I'm an artificial intelligence emotional robot......"

"Wow-"

The whole scene was boiling, only Haitian was holding a bunch of wilting flowers like earth.

A kind male audience member next to him patted him and shouted in the noise: "Brother, you have to hold on!"

Shake on the stage said: "In order to prove what I said, so be it, I asked an audience member to give me my debut arithmetic problem, the more difficult and complicated the better, you calculate on your mobile phone, I use my super brain." ”

Immediately, the audience with "ill intentions" raised their hands: "What is 4235 times 7589?"

Shaken and unthinking, reported: "32139415." ”

The instructor and the audience all bowed their heads and began to press the calculator on their mobile phones, and after a while, the uproar became louder.

Someone shouted: "Another difficult one!"

So someone came up with a square decimal point of the root function on the spot...... Now everyone doesn't press the calculator, because they can't figure it out at all, not to mention that most people can't understand the question at all.

However, Shake reported the answer for a second without a second, and according to the questioner, it was completely correct.

In the spirit of being conscientious and responsible, the program team connected a math expert on the spot and waited for professional answers.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the expert also replied that the answer was correct.

That's it, a music show has been made into the strongest brain show, and everyone is still enjoying it!

Today's situation is really unprecedented and unprecedented, and many TV people have never encountered it in their lifetime.

A host walked up to the stage and observed the shake from top to bottom up close, still in disbelief.

The moderator asked all the audience questions: "Shake, you mean, you're not a real person, but a robot?"

"That's right, it's an AI emotional robot. ”

"Artificial intelligence, I know, not long ago, that AlphaGo (AlphaGo) is artificial intelligence, it's already powerful enough, even the world's best Go player has lost to it, but it doesn't even have a decent appearance, it's just a program, you're a bit too rebellious, right?"

"Inside, I mainly rely on big data in recognition classes and sensors, and I can learn and grasp human emotions, and I can also develop my own emotions. My appearance is a bit fake, so you may not be able to believe your eyes for a while. This is all thanks to my creator, Mr. Luo Renyan, academician of the X Academy of Sciences and chairman of the Chinese Society of Neuroscience. ”

Qu Nanxiu, who was behind the scenes, looked at such an out-of-control scene, and was very worried in his heart, and even thought, will the program team send the two of us to the police station later?

"If that's the case, then you and your creators are so good that I'm sure you'll be making headlines in the international media tomorrow, but that's not the focus of our attention. The host is not a vegetarian either, so he asked directly, "Did Mr. Luo Renyan ask you to come here? What is the purpose? If you are really a robot, shouldn't you go to a place like the Robot Expo, why are you running our show?"

Asking this question can be said to be quite sharp, even a little rude.

The scene of thousands of people was silent, waiting to shake the answer.

"No, I came on my own. "Since I have thoughts and emotions, I have the right to sign up for this show and sing as an ordinary contestant, isn't it?"

Shake asked such a rhetorical question, and the host was also stunned.

That's right, there is no age restriction on the program's advertisement, and it doesn't say that robots are not allowed to sign up!

"Professor Luo is now terminally ill and in the hospital, and I am here to prove to the world that the artificial intelligence robot he developed has reached the level of rebellion against the sky, hiding from the eyes of so many people, in order to pay tribute to Professor Luo. However, I am not Professor Luo's most rebellious invention. ”

"Oh?"

Although the host remembered his duties, he couldn't help but ask, because even if he didn't want to know, the audience wanted to listen to it.

Shake took the opportunity to make a brief promotion for Regret Medicine and Brain Yuntian Company.

I'm afraid this is the best way to advertise any product.

In an instant, "Brain Yuntian Company" and "Luo Renyan" were the first and second places in the search rankings.

The little song in the background kept sweating, but he was also very relieved to see that Shake always talked eloquently.

There must have been a lot of people who took this video, and when the time comes, find one from the Internet and show it to Professor Luo, he will definitely have a sense of accomplishment.

When he saw it, he said, "I'm sorry, I've taken up so much time by myself, and now I guess no mentor is willing to accept me, why don't I go down first?"

The host of the show has been working for so many years, and for the first time, he has no owner, and he doesn't know whether to keep or send off guests, so he looks at the director.

The director said that it was time for him to be the next singer, and at the same time sent someone to find out who was the group of relatives and friends who was shaking.

So, Qu Nanxiu was called away, in order to verify the authenticity of what Sha Sha said.

Later, the police also came, saying that they were using improper means to hype up and interfere with the normal recording of the program......

Xiaoqu admitted that he hadn't thought so much before, regret medicine and shake are the products of neuroscience research, he just wanted to plan a sensational publicity for the listing of regret medicine, and let investors Cheng Shiwan and Shao Wu praise themselves, why does it seem that the problem is a bit serious now?

Fortunately, the people at the police station are not interested in any artificial intelligence, and they don't believe that Shake is not a real person at all. thinks it's just two playful and overly brainy young people, and they are released after criticizing and educating them for two sentences.

After Cheng Shiwan knew about this, he first severely criticized Qu Nanxiu, saying that he was too reckless and didn't discuss anything with him in advance, and then praised him, saying that Xiaoqu's planning ability was against the sky, and now he regretted that the medicine was going to be on fire.

At the scene that day, only Haitian, who was still as earthy as an earth, was left to sit there in a daze, until all the audience had left, and he didn't react.

He really can't understand how a girl he has been in love for a long time can be a robot if her eyebrows are so smart, her skills are so vigorous, and she has made a date with herself!

No wonder when she was dating, she refused to hold hands, refused to eat and drink, and never even went to the toilet!

Proposing to a robot in public, I'm afraid that I am the only one who has never been seen before, and the key is that I was rejected!

Haitian felt that there was nothing to love, and it was too embarrassing to lose this love, and the audience across the country had to laugh at himself for being an idiot.