Chapter 2 Encounter with Wong Tai Sin
followed the snot boy and Liu hunchback to a house, and at this time, the three aunts and six aunts in the courtyard also came to see the excitement.
Liu Hunchback pulled Yuan Shuai from the crowd and squeezed into the living room, at this time a group of men and women in the living room were also sad, and it felt very strange to see Liu Hunchback and a strange man into the living room, but before anyone asked Yuan Shuai's origin, the sharp-eyed person was surprised and said, "Hey Liu Hunchback, why isn't your back hunched?"
Of course, Liu Hunchback didn't dare to tell everyone the sensational explanation that he was carrying his dead mother, so he coughed and said, "This time, thanks to the help of Yuan Daxian who passed by, he patted my hunchback so gently, so he cured my old problem of bending over and hunchback for many years. β
The eyes of everyone in the living room began to shift to the young man in front of him, who seemed to be in his twenties, only to see Yuan Shuai wearing a black leather jacket and a pair of light gray jeans on the lower body, a thin figure of one meter seven or eight, a high nose bridge and thin lips, and a pair of small under some messy bangs, no matter how they look like the fairies with white hair on TV.
"I said that I have money, your Aunt Wang's family is in a hurry like this, how can you still have time to joke with everyone. Aunt Wang, who was in her sixties, complained to Liu hunchback a little unhappily.
Seeing the honest Liu hunchbacked and blushing, arguing with others, our Master Yuan finally cleared his throat, and then he walked up to Aunt Wang and circled her a few times before he said: "Old lady, you were born at noon on the eighth day of the lunar month, and you are sixty and two this year, you lost your father at an early age, and you lost your husband at the age of fifty, and you had three children before but died early because they were not full moon, and now you only have one son under your knees, am I right?" β
"Flutter~" Aunt Wang sat back on the chair with big eyes, if she wanted to say that she might have told Yuan Shuai about these situations, maybe Liu Hunchback might have told Yuan Shuai, but Aunt Wang, she lost her father when she was a child, and she had three children who died young, she had never narrated it to others, and Yuan Shuai turned around a few times and described it all in one go, Aunt Wang was shocked and began to believe in our Master Yuan.
A girl in casual sportswear stood up in the crowd, she was obviously dressed differently from the girls in the village, with a pretty and slender figure, snow-white skin, a cute baby face, and a pair of big round eyes blinking, "Auntie, don't listen to these feudal superstitions and fool people casually, you have to believe in science, according to me, Yingzi's sister-in-law must have committed madness or insanity, you should send the patient to the hospital as soon as possible is the right way."
Seeing that someone dared to challenge the authority of Grand Master Yuan, Yuan Shuai wanted to give the ignorant a good debate on humans and the supernatural, but when he saw such a kawaii girl standing in front of him alive, his mouth watered......
"You, you big pervert, if you're staring at me in such a daze, be careful, I'll call the police and arrest you as a hooligan. The girl waved her pink little fist and shook it in front of Yuan Shuai.
When he came back to his senses and realized that he had lost his temper, Yuan Shuai's face did not change, and his heart did not beat, and he pretended to be sanctimonious and said: "Well, just now I was out of my soul to observe the overall feng shui problem of Aunt Wang's house, well, it's not good, your house is too low, it is at the bottom of a downhill area, such a house is easy to gather yin qi and attract a lot of unclean things." β
Aunt Wang panicked and wanted to continue to ask carefully, but at this time, there was a "clang" sound of smashing bowls in the inner room, and then someone was heard shouting to everyone: "Come on, people, sister-in-law Yingzi is starting to get sick again." β
Yuan Shuai followed Aunt Wang and a few respected elders in the village into the inner room, only to see that the house was in a mess, two women who looked like little daughters-in-law were hiding in the corner of the wall and shivering, and some soup and broken porcelain pieces were scattered on the ground.
A middle-aged woman in front of the bedside was shaking her head constantly, her mouth was grunting as if she was talking and singing, her arms were waving up and down, and her feet were jumping from time to time, the whole scene seemed very strange and bizarre.
"Iniquity, iniquity, how can a good person become insane from time to time. Aunt Wang said with a crying voice.
"Yingzi, don't scare me, what's wrong with you, you talk!" Yingzi's husband said and was about to step forward to hug his wife, who was jumping, but Yuan Shuai stopped him.
Changing his previous lazy appearance, Yuan Shuai loudly instructed everyone, "All women and the elderly should leave this room for me, and then prepare a live chicken and a brazier, and prepare a large basin of children's urine for children under the age of ten for me, by the way, girls!"
Everyone looked puzzled, but seeing that Yuan Shuai suddenly became serious, it was not easy to refute anything, so they began to prepare. Facing Yingzi in a state of madness, in fact, as soon as Yuan Shuai entered the house, he smelled a faint stench, unlike others, this smell could only be emitted by species such as foxes or weasels. Looking closely at Yingzi's strange movements, Yuan Shuai has a ninety percent chance of inferring that Yingzi is a fox immortal or a Huang Taixian.
Opening the yin and yang eyes, Yuan Shuai carefully identified what kind of demon and evil upper body Yingzi was, but after looking at her for a long time, Yingzi's body exuded the red light emitted by normal humans, that is, yang energy, although it was much weaker than ordinary people, but there were no other demons at all.
"Hey, this is really strange, obviously there is still a stench of demons in the air, but I can't see where it is hiding. Yuan Shuai muttered quietly, "Am I not good enough to learn the arts?"
"How is this possible, who am I, Yuan Shuai, who have followed the old man for more than ten years, I still have this ability to catch demons, and besides, I am not the savior who saves the common people, this difficulty can't defeat this great immortal." β
He ordered the live chickens to be tied to their feet and hung upside down on the beams of the house, and the live chickens that clucked and fluttered their wings made the house full of feathers.
"Hey, I said big pervert, it's too cruel for you to do this!" I don't know when the cute girl slipped into the inner room from the living room again, she couldn't bear to protest against Yuan Shuai's human rights, uh, it should be "chicken rights".
"Girl, why did you run in again, alas, it's really not worry-free. β
"Who allowed you to give me a nickname casually, tell you that this girl's name is Xia Molei, who is twenty-one years old this year, and she is not a few years younger than you at all. The girl stared at the crazy Yingzi with those big lovely eyes, and said, "I just came in to prove with my own eyes those deceitful tricks of yours. β
This reminder made Yuan Shuai suddenly open his mouth, and he couldn't wait to immediately pick up this kawaii girl and kiss her, and by the way, he promised to show his gratitude.
Blocking Xia Molei behind him, Yuan Shuai took out a bronze mirror from his arms, which is the "gossip mirror" of their three treasures of Qingyunguan, the front of this mirror is a demon mirror, which can make the monster have nowhere to escape and show its original shape, and the back is a gossip compass, which can be used to find yin and see feng shui.
Facing Yingzi in the demon mirror, he saw a mouthful of yellow hair in Yingzi's mouth in the mirror, and Yuan Shuai Yile hurriedly asked everyone to pour the boy's urine into Yingzi's mouth.
Xia Molei behind her couldn't stand it again, and was about to take action to stop this vexatious absurdity, but Yingzi, who drank the boy's urine, suddenly vomited. With a little stomach residue, most of the vomit was soup, and some ginger hairs mixed with it were also vomited out.
"Oh, mom, it's so comfortable, how do you feel tired. Yingzi woke up after a long time and finally regained her senses, and the people who helped in the house couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Yuan Shuai ignored the filth on the ground and threw the ginger hair spit out by Yingzi into the brazier, and suddenly there was a strange sound of hissing and burning in the brazier, and then when everyone was not paying attention, a yellow figure suddenly appeared from under Yingzi's bed. It was lightning fast, and its target was the live chicken that had fallen from the beam.
"Hehe, little ghost, there is a way in heaven, you don't go, there is no door to hell, you come to vote, they all say that curiosity kills the cat, but greed kills you~" Yuan Shuai, who had been prepared for a long time, threw a "talisman" in his hand at the yellow figure.
"Plop" fell to the ground, and everyone saw clearly that it was a ginger hairless weasel that was fixed by the amulet. It turned out that Yingzi, the daughter-in-law of Aunt Wang's family, was confused by this weasel who had not yet become a fine weasel, because the Tao had not yet reached the body of Yingzi, which was commonly known as "Huang Tai Sin", and it was no wonder that our Master Yuan opened his yin and yang eyes and could not find the footprints of Huang Tai Sin, it turned out that it had been hiding under Yingzi's bed.
The rest of the boy urine was poured on the weasel's body, and there was no fire, but the weasel's body continued to roll on the ground as if it was burning, and its voice was unusually miserable.
Xia Molei, who was overflowing with sympathy, pulled the corner of Yuan Shuai's clothes and pleaded, "You see it is so miserable, I'm afraid it also knows it's wrong, I think we will spare its life, I think it will never do anything wrong in the future." β
Yuan Shuai smiled and looked at such an innocent girl, he patted Xia Molei's head and pretended to look like an elder and said to her, "Girl, you are too naΓ―ve, this kind of beast is naturally suspicious and vindictive, if you release it today, it will really achieve positive results in the future, then the first thing it will be to come back and take revenge on us." β
Seeing that Xia Molei was silent, Yuan Shuai took out the second magic weapon "Demon Suppression Tower" from his arms, only to see that the rusty bronze tower emitted a soft light under Yuan Shuai's control to envelop the dying weasel, and then with the decreasing light, the weasel also disappeared with the light.
Just when Xia Molei was surprised, Yuan Shuai wanted to put on a handsome posture to show his wisdom and martial arts, but who knew that the rumbling stomach once again sounded the alarm and protest, and then Master Yuan, who had completely lost his temperament, said to the jubilant people in the room with a sad face, "Have pity on my belly that hasn't eaten yet, I strongly ask the live chicken on the beam of the house to make me a big roast chicken......"
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