Su Luo left room for this, in order to avoid overturning, he was very conservative and only said that you had a mole on your leg, just point it to the end, if you were ruthless, just say that you have a mole on your left or right leg.

This is a hundred tests in fortune-telling, and the mole is called "pigmented nevus" in modern medicine, everyone has more or less "moles", who doesn't have moles?

On the legs?

Both legs are almost half of the human body, and I don't dare to say that there is not a single mole, but this probability can be known by imagining it yourself. (Well, I know you must have checked out your beautiful legs...... ）

And when necessary, the buttocks and balls are also counted, and the soles of the feet are also counted as legs, which can always justify themselves.

So the previous fortune tellers started basically all,

"You have two moles on your back. ”

First of all, this is a high probability event, and you can't see your back for the first time, you have to find someone to help you see it to confirm, so you can only continue to listen to me suspiciously.

After you go home and find someone to confirm, there is really one, then you will become a repeat customer, maybe you will prepare a big red envelope to come, for fear that the master will not see you, and then naturally how to fool how to have.

If you don't have two moles behind you, you won't come to me again, so please come to the next one.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one.

But Su Luo wants to say that he himself is the world's number one god stick, and the old god stick with a sloppy robe and a bare head is not happy.

"You're still the best in the world, and there's no one in your eyes!"

"Or else?"

"I don't believe it!"

"Do you want me to put on a show for you?"

"Come on!"

It's just boring, and the three girls all went to ask for a signature.

Su Luo pointed to the temple road,

"Did you see the three little girls queuing up over there?

"Okay, they're all peers, let's take this out too? Here in the middle of the year, 10 million girls ask for signatures, and 999,900 are seeking to solve marriage, and it's troublesome!"

"Yo ho, dry goods, right?

Su Luo coughed and cleared his throat,

"First of all, you have to clean up your makeup, what era is this, in this era where appearance determines everything, you still dress up like this, and your appearance determines the treatment, have you heard of it?"

"I haven't heard of it!"

The old god blew his beard and glared, and then instantly covered his mouth, and just wanted to slap himself in his heart, this is a peer!

In any case, to pick up the words of a fortune teller is equivalent to losing half of it first, and sure enough, it was educated in an instant,

"Hehe, why can the debate monk meet Princess Gaoyang? Isn't it because he is handsome?

The ghost knows what special relationship Princess Gaoyang has with the debate monk, but it's not too late to wake up, and the old man hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt,

"Understood, they're all peers, aren't they?"

"Oh, yes, come, lend me your clothes to take them off!"

The old man took off his clothes and threw them off.

"The fake beard is also borrowed from me. ”

"It's true!"

"Okay......"

The "refreshed" Su Luo is triumphant:

"See, you look handsome, and you're so handsome in whatever you wear!"

"Hurry, wait!"

"Look, look good, study hard!"

......

Su Luo soon caught up with a curious young tourist, probably because Su Luo offered to only charge a one-yuan coin, and the young man was suspicious and wanted to talk.

"You've got a girlfriend at the table!"

"Huh?"

"Huh. ”

At this time, you just need to keep an unfathomable smile, and you can see that he has silently counted it in his heart, probably from kindergarten to elementary school to junior high school......

"I've had three girlfriends. ”

Answering the call means that he has lost and is already a person in the set.

"Well, it's just the Eight Immortals Table, one against three, I'm not wrong, right?"

"God, master, I'll ask ...... first."

The old man who was watching on the side slapped his forehead, the eight immortal tables are square, and there are two people who can sit on each side, and you say that eight of those boys will also say the eight immortal tables.

Of course, the Eight Immortals Table is not the point, the point is that if you say twelve or thirteen, he will say, a large round table is just right.

If you want to say that there is only one, he will definitely point to the coffee table where you are sitting and smile without saying a word, isn't the coffee table just one-on-one?

A table? The ghost knows what kind of table you are talking about!

"How?"

Su Luo tossed a coin, triumphant.

"No, I made a coin!"

"Cut, you don't understand this, do you?"

"I understand, I understand, in fact, young people are easy to talk to, and it can also make you earn a dollar, and you can try it if you buy a five-cent dish at a half-day price?"

"Huh~!"

Su Luo caught up with an aunt again, the aunt is old in the end, and when she saw Su Luo's young appearance, she showed extreme distrust.

"So how many children do I have?"

"You were destined to have three children, one of whom hung on a tree. ”

Such a simple question, there is no need to think about it, and then continue to smile incomprehensibly, and wait for the aunt to take a seat by herself.

"I'm just one. ”

"Well, one is hanging, it's fate, and you can't run away. ”

"I have two. ”

"Well, there should be three of them, but unfortunately there is one hanging on the tree, and there are only two left. ”

"I've got three. ”

"Well, the three children of this life. ”

"I've got four. ”

"Well, you are a blessed man, there are only three natal beings, and when you look up, there is still one hanging from the tree. ”

No more than four anyway, whatever you say!

Coaxed the aunt to be happy, and after the next nonsense, twenty yuan was in hand.

"How?"

"Not very good. ”

The old man attached to Su Luo's ear and said hatefully, isn't this the old routine of changing the soup without changing the medicine?

If you don't do it, you can't do it, and there are more and more onlookers......

"I was showing you why I was able to get a ride, you don't understand!"

Old Stick: "......"

Anyway, you win, because now it's you!

The onlookers were discussing, and finally someone couldn't help but come out to try.

"Come, count mine!"

A red 100 yuan was directly photographed!

Well, this is a middle-aged man who has successfully dressed up, and he shoots a hundred directly, do you still need to think about it?

Su Luo looked to the west, and stopped talking, but the middle-aged man couldn't help but whisper in his ear for a moment,

"Brother, you have kidney deficiency!"

“......”

Next, it's the whispering of the two of them throughout the whole process, right......

Nowadays, men stay up a lot of late, work under pressure, and stay up to middle age, just say kidney deficiency, and generally eight or nine are not far from ten.

What's more, even if it's true...... I also feel like I'm empty, is there a really clear boundary between this thing?

Say the same!

The surrounding crowd was already surrounded by water, and they didn't know what whispers the two had just whispered, but looking at the stack of "red tongtong" left on the case before, it already explained everything!

"Exactly!"

"This master is amazing!"

"Looking young, he has real skills!"

......

In the midst of the discussions, the unconvinced fish jumped out on their own,

"Oh, I really don't believe it!"

"What's going to be counted?"

"Count the longevity of my parents. ”

"The way of heaven circulates, and the leaves fall back to the roots. ”

"That's my relationship with my wife!"

"Never give up. ”

"What is the future of my fame?"

"Wealth is like a cloud of smoke, and it is used when it is needed. ”

"Damn, aren't you a master, how can you prevaricate me with these useless words?"

Su Luo looked at each other with compassionate eyes, and said with a long sigh:

"You ask your parents about their longevity, as a child, you should worship your filial piety in front of the high hall, and serve one day at a time, so that you can fulfill your filial piety.

You ask the husband and wife about their feelings, and the wife of the chaff does not go to court, if the two respect each other like guests, the husband and wife will naturally be harmonious.

If you ask about your future fame, if you are not calm about your gains and losses, your desire for utilitarianism will increase day by day, which will be harmful to you.

People want to seek good fortune and avoid evil, but the so-called blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and it is difficult to become a great tool without experiencing hardships. Too much blessing is also a disaster.

Those who are doubtful and undecided will ask for divination. Those who know the destiny of heaven and guard the avenue have no doubts and no need for fortune telling.

How can this brother say that my words are useless? I say this just in the hope that you can understand the Dao. ”

I saw that the man was stunned for a while, and then bowed respectfully to Su Luo,

"Master Xie, I've been taught!"

"Ahem, where is it, don't dare to be, don't dare to be!"

Another stack of "red tongtong" stayed, of course, as a "master", he would not be interested in this yellow and white, uh, red tongtong, Su Luo continued to maintain a light and breezy demeanor, and he didn't even glance at it......

"Master, help me do the math!"

"Sir, I would like to ask ...... too"

"Ah, hey, can you line up, I'll come first!"

The scene is about to get out of hand.

"Ladies and gentlemen, poor Dao, uh, poor monk, uh..... I originally only counted three trigrams a day, but today I have made an exception to count four trigrams, please be early tomorrow, please be early tomorrow!"

In the congratulatory sound of "master walking slowly", Su Luo left in style.

"How?"

"Admire, admire!"

"Your clothes are back to you, hey, I didn't say you, it's really time to wash them. ”

"Hey, little friend, please stay. ”

"Don't even think about it, this is my income, and I won't share it with you. ”

"Hey, that's not what I'm talking about, hehe, I just want to give you a hexagram?"

"Oh?"

"Xiaoyou, you are a blessed person, but this life, the peach blossom, the three ...... who were with you before"

"It's all peers, please talk to people!"

"Well, fortune telling only talks about life experience, when people are old, they often don't regret what they have done, but regret what they have not done. ”

At this time, it was Su Luo's turn to be stunned.

When he came back to his senses, the sloppy old man grabbed the money and ran away, the road was one foot high, the magic was one foot high, and he only left a coin for himself, which was ruthless enough.

Su Luo laughed and shouted loudly: "You still won, master, you have been taught, thank you!"

I don't know if he heard it, he was cheated out of money and said thank you, probably stupid.

Su Luo picked up the coin and flicked it into the air, watching the spinning coin rise and form a graceful circle in the air.

When faced with a problem of not being able to choose, a coin toss is the best option, not because the coin can help you decide something, but because the moment the coin is tossed, the answer will appear in your mind.

didn't answer, Su Luo walked straight forward, letting the coin fall to the ground, without even looking back, whether it was a word, a flower, or a magical erection.

"I didn't make a dollar, and I worked in vain, so I lost money. ”

Su Luo muttered as he walked towards the temple.

A familiar voice came to my ears,

"Where did you just run, we can't find anyone!"

"Oh, I just got lost for a while, didn't I just find my way?"

"Idiot!"

"What did you just ask for?

"It's a secret. ”

"......Shh

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