"No!" Without waiting for Su Xiaonian to finish speaking, Yan Weihan said decisively, "Even if all the women in the world are dead, Lao Tzu will not look down on her!"

Arrogance, domineering, evil, ruthless...... It's unbeatable!

The attitude must be clear, the position must be clear!

I'm afraid that the little woman will get angry and kick him out of here again...... Yan Weihan was not sure that he would carry out the second bitter meat trick.

"Well, I believe you. ”

Su Xiaonian slapped his hand away and went to the pot to see what delicious food he had made.

fragrant millet porridge, a few steamed buns, and then a pot of soup that can't be seen...... Su Xiaonian's face turned green: "Mr. Yan, aren't you a good cook, just give me this, and I'm not afraid of food poisoning?"

"What's so scary about that? I think it's good...... This pot of corn rib soup tastes good, can you taste it?"

Su Xiaonian looked disgusted: "I'd better forget it." You black thing looks like a charcoal block...... I decided to stay away. Well, yes......"

The sudden pause made Yan Weihan suddenly agitated, and the cells in his whole body became vigilant.

I heard Su Xiaonian say slowly: "Mr. Yan, let's go to the hospital for a check-up when you have time." I always feel that Mr. Yan's allergy symptoms seem to have been cured...... But this kind of thing, I don't count, it has to be certified by an authoritative organization. ”

It turned out to be about this.

Yan Weihan relieved his heart, quickly took out a piece of pork ribs, and put it in a bowl: "Niannian, it's the first time I've made this kind of soup...... Come, how about you try this piece of meat first, is it delicious?"

Su Xiaonian: ......

What the hell is this black thing in the bowl?!

She took a step back decisively and said calmly: "Mr. Yan's methods should not be too clever...... I've been allergic to meat lately and have misogyny. I'd better forget it!"

Escaped from the kitchen with a cigarette and decisively took the fries to suppress the shock.

Yan Weihan: ......

I unpacked the mummy, and I felt that my whole body was comfortable at this moment.

Looking at the pieces of meat in the bowl, I think it's perfect, and the condition is very good.

muttered: "The color is beautiful, and the meat quality is ...... Almost, why not eat it?"

picked up the chopsticks and put them in his mouth, and in the next second, he spit out directly with a "poof", and his face was ugly and wanted to explode!

it!

What kind of garbage is this?!

This thing can be eaten, poison can't kill you!

Turning his head to look at the pot of black things, Yan Weihan had a dark face and poured it directly into the trash can.

and the pot of freshly boiled millet porridge...... Well, it's so salty that I want to hang myself!

He was just going to put sugar, but it turned out to be salt?

Pour it directly!

Finally, there are a few steamed buns in the pot...... Yan Weihan opened the last Pandora's box with hope.

Eh, eh!

I forgot to add water to the pot, not only did the pot break, but the buns also turned into black charcoal!

Dinner, what a perfect failure!

"Huh, are you going to eat? Mr. Yan, I'm very hungry. ”

Seeing him come out of the kitchen, Su Xiaonian immediately asked, his eyes full of begging for food.

Yan Weihan looked calm: "Baby, before the meal, I decided to tell you a story, do you want to listen to it?"

"Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"Speak...... Baby, do you think I'm handsome? I think I'm handsome, especially when I'm handsome, I can eat it as a meal. Would you like to try it?"

Su Xiaonian's eyes widened, looking at the shameless dog-like look of the man in front of him, he instantly understood something in his mind, and laughed angrily: "The surname is Yan, should you ...... Messed up the kitchen for me, didn't you?"

Throwing down the remote control and running to the kitchen, Yan Weihan hurriedly grabbed it, his face was dark, and he said very entangledly: "That, I didn't mean to! I don't know how to heat a bun and put water in the pot...... And that porridge, how salt looks the same as sugar! And ...... Fortunately, you didn't drink that pork rib soup, it can really poison people. ”

Men strongly save their dignity and beg for immortality.

Su Xiaonian had already thrown him away with disdain, then went back to the room and took out his mobile phone, and decisively complained: "Baby, when are you coming back? Our kitchen has been killed, and your mommy is dying of hunger!"

Doudou bought a gift from the mall and was rushing home, and when he received this call, he immediately became nervous, and hurriedly said, "Mommy......! The kitchen is a dangerous place, Mommy, you just have to be pretty and beautiful! Cooking or anything is the baby's business...... Mommy is obedient and obedient. ”

Su Xiaonian didn't know what to say, and Doudou stroked his forehead**...... After a while, he hung up the phone and said quickly to Chu Feng: "Hurry up!"

Thinking of what Mommy said just now, the kitchen at home has died, he has a bad premonition.

Subconsciously asked, "Uncle Chu Feng, did you send all the dishes back before?"

"Not all. Sister Su sent half of it, and the other half was sent upstairs to us. ”

Doudou exhaled: "That's fine." ”

If that's the case, then it can be salvaged again.

In his hand, he was holding the gift bag he bought for Mommy...... When I got out of the car, I couldn't wait to rush upstairs.

The kitchen was a mess, with rotten vegetable leaves and ribs all over the floor.

The porridge in the pot was pasted to the bottom, and the buns turned into black charcoal lumps.

Doudou looked over with an unloveless expression, and silently praised his father: "Daddy, this is the biochemical weapon production site, right?"

The pot is leaking, what can he do?

Silently exited the kitchen, looked at Chu Feng expressionlessly, and E

The identity of the little boss of IC, the black-hearted order: "Uncle Chu Feng, it's troublesome." ”

Chu Feng: ......

Really, the kind he was so aggrieved.

Therefore, the vegetables and meat he worked so hard to buy back were tossed by Mr. Yan like this, and all of them were thrown away, not to mention, but also to pick up the pot and catch people...... Perhaps, the whole kitchen will have to be renovated.

He twitched his lips and wanted to cry.

"Okay Ei

c, no problem E

ic…… E

IC little big guy, it just so happens that we still have some ingredients upstairs, which are also fresh, little big guy goes upstairs first, and I'll be here right away. ”

The whole kitchen is no longer inoccupied.

When Mr. Yan threw away the pork rib soup and millet porridge, the trash can was full, overflowed again, and flowed all over the floor...... Chu Feng felt that this was a big project.

"Uncle Chu Feng, I will apply for a bonus for you. ”

Doudou covered his face and said a little embarrassed...... What could he do? He was desperate!

The family of three decisively went upstairs, and Doudou first arranged the two kitchen killer-level fathers and mothers to sit aside, and set the table with fruit snacks.

Then he took an apron and tied it, and said quickly: "Mommy, let's eat Western food?" The baby prepared red wine and baked a pizza...... Simpler, with some caviar, what does Mommy think?"