Chapter 653: The Broken Dragon Chair

"Ah......h

A huge scream almost pierced the Jinluan Palace, just to see Xia Fei bounce up from the ground suddenly, like a nightmare waking up, covered in cold sweat, but then she covered her throat and vomited violently, and all the things she spit out were like meat foam, and the people who were unconscious next to her also woke up one after another, and they all vomited like her.

"How's it going? It's all right......"

Chen Guangda walked up with a cigarette in his mouth and a smile, he was shirted at this time, his body was bandaged like a big zongzi, and the sky outside was already bright, and more than 300 survivors were all blocked at the gate of the Jinluan Palace, watching them curiously like monkeys.

"Come on, come on, hurry up and drink some vegetable porridge to nourish your stomach, this is just out of the pot......"

Duan Deyin suddenly ran in with a few women, and divided the bowls of vegetable porridge in a hurry, Xia Fei and the others did not hesitate when they saw Chen Guangda on the side, and drank the vegetable porridge in three or two bites, but Xia Fei asked breathlessly: "Husband, what happened, how do I feel like I had a big dream?"

"Oh, why am I dressed in a costume......"

Li Tingyu suddenly pulled the clothes on his body and exclaimed, a group of people seemed to realize that their outfits were different, and they all looked at each other in shock, and Zhou Xingwu, who was wearing a dragon robe, asked in disbelief: "Could it be that we weren't dreaming at all before, and everything is real?"

"All your dreams are true......"

Chen Quan, who was leaning on the side, opened his mouth with a gloomy face, he had been awake for a while, but the sequelae that followed were obviously very serious, in addition to vomiting to the bottom, almost everyone was wilting, and he followed and said: "We were controlled by a plant-based living corpse, Brother Guang worked hard to save us, and he almost died at our hands!"

"Plant-based living corpses, is there such a thing......

Zhou Xingwu gasped and looked at Chen Guangda in shock, and Chen Guangda then told him about the previous incident, and everyone was dumbfounded, but Chen Guangda quickly asked jokingly: "How about Old Zhou, does it feel cool to be an emperor, have you flipped your queen's brand?"

"Don't make fun of me, how can you have the strength to do that kind of thing after being sucked so much blood......"

Zhou Xingwu waved his hand dejectedly, his face was indeed pale and terrifying, and Su Tong also said with palpitations: "This time thanks to your special physique, otherwise none of us would have survived, by the way! How many bars does that grandma have, it won't be the same tabula rasa as the Screaming Empress, right?"

"Clever! There is not a single bar, it is two special tabula rasa corpse worms......"

Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, but unfortunately his arms are not very active now, and he did not take out the two corpse insects to show everyone, but Wang Dafu exclaimed depressedly: "Why is Lao Tzu a big eunuch, you are either the emperor or the inner guard, and you are too bullying!"

"You can be content, the guards around the emperor are also eunuchs......"

Chen Guangda spit out a cigarette butt and laughed loudly, the frightened Chen Quan and the others hurriedly unbuttoned their pants and looked down, confirming that the little brothers were still there, and only after a few people breathed a heavy sigh of relief, but Xia Fei struggled to get up at this time, walked to Chen Guangda's side and asked with concern: "Husband, does it matter if your shoulders matter, I don't think you can lift your hands, right?"

"I guess it's okay, I was able to grow it when I blasted my head, and the black corpse worm will definitely not sit back and watch me become a waste, but I have to let you move on it yourself for the past two days......"

Chen Guangda winked at her very obscenely, Xia Fei immediately beat him in disgust, but the little lady turned around and looked at the Jinluan Hall curiously, and then looked at the luxurious dragon chair and said: "In the past, we didn't even enter the palace gate when we traveled here, but now we can play as much as we want, husband!

"Boss, you can't sit on this dragon chair ......."

Duan Deyin suddenly jumped up from the ground, first handed Chen Guangda a cup of wolfberry tea, and then pointed to the dragon chair and said: "The central axis of this Bauhinia City is actually crooked, that is to say, all the emperors of the Qing Dynasty sit on crooked dragon chairs, and this dragon chair is crooked, and the country will definitely not be protected, so I have never sat on it before, and people who are not hard enough will definitely be unlucky to sit on it!"

"Ha~ You dare to say that my husband's life is not hard, and he is the hardest person here......"

Xia Fei sneered very disdainfully, and quickly encouraged Chen Guangda to go up and sit down, and Chen Guangda was also very interested in this dragon chair, ran to it and circled around the dragon chair twice, and then said: "If you know feng shui, you should know that in ancient times, only temples were due south and north, and the ancient houses that have seen feng shui will be a little crooked, so as not to be disrespectful to the gods, do you understand?"

"Boss! The boss is really knowledgeable, it's just a word to wake up from a dream, I think the only one who can sit on this dragon chair is you, the boss, you are a natural emperor......"

Duan Deyin hurriedly slapped a lot of sycophants, and hurriedly ran up to dust off Chen Guangda, nodded and asked Chen Guangda to sit on the dragon chair, and Chen Guangda was not polite at all, he pouted his ass and sat on the dragon chair, who knew that he suddenly heard a crisp sound of the dragon chair "click", and it actually broke up directly, which instantly made everyone dumbfounded.

"Knock~"

Chen Guangda sat on the ground with his buttocks, and directly fell on his back, and the stunned Duan Deyin even forgot to help, looked at the completely shattered dragon chair and said in disbelief: "This ...... This dragon chair is a serious antique, it has never been loosened for hundreds of years, why did it suddenly fall apart today, this is too evil, right?"

"Damn! Lao Tzu knows that I don't have the destiny to be an emperor at all......"

Chen Guangda was very angry and got up, and pulled out a bloody wooden stubble from the back of his buttocks, but Duan Deyin hurriedly said: "No, no, no! It must be that the imperial qi on your body is too much, this Qing Dynasty Dragon Breaking Chair can't afford it at all, it is frightened by you to fall apart, you are the real Ninety-Five!"

"Hey, I said you're a professional braggart, aren't you blushing when you slap this ass......

Wang Dafu looked at Duan Deyin with a mocking face, Duan Deyin immediately smiled embarrassedly, and helped Chen Guangda to walk off the high platform, but Chen Guangda said to everyone: "Everyone go to the room to rest and rest, I estimate that the family will send a plane out to look for us in the next few days, don't worry, when the plane comes, we will take the survivors here together!"

"No hurry! there are so many planes at home......

Wang Dafu pretended to agree, and the cooperation with Chen Guangda was seamless, and the others would not tell it even if they knew that they were fooling people, and it would not be beneficial for them at all if this kind of thing was broken, so they stood up one after another and walked to the lounge under the leadership of a group of concubines.

"Boss, do you want to find two beautiful women to sleep with, there are a few very good kung fu......"

Duan Deyin posted it flatteringly, and pointed to a few chicks who were convex and backward, but Chen Guangda shook his two soft arms, and said angrily: "Do you think I can do this, I play with them or they play with me, but you let them prepare for a literary evening, we must sleep until the night, and we will relax and relax when we wake up!"

"Wrap it up on me, you will be satisfied......"

Duan Deyin patted his chest with a vow, turned around and ran to gather beauties who could sing and dance, but Chen Guangda staggered to the side, and seeing that there was no one left and right, he unzipped his pants and directly faced the exquisite white marble relief is a bubble of urine, but suddenly I heard someone behind me laugh and said: "Oops~ Master's hand can still move, we are ready to come over to help you!"

"Yo~ It turned out to be the queen's mother, and it was more beautiful after changing her clothes......"

Chen Guangda glanced back at the two women who were walking, and it was the former queen who was occupied by Duan Deyin, but this little lady herself didn't look like a serious person, although she looked very good, she was dressed in the taste of a courtesan, Chen Guangda was still putting water here, and she actually walked over generously.

"It's all your blessing, the food over there at the Shenwumen has given us a full meal, and we have made a lot of beautiful clothes, but you still don't call me any queen, just call me Xiaoyu......"

The queen covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, but Chen Guangda knew what she meant, and it was clear that she wanted to change her family to take over, but when he turned around, he looked at another young woman with a good appearance in surprise, and asked a little puzzled: "Have you two met somewhere, I see that you are so familiar!"

"Hehe~ What kind of eyes does Zhou Ye have, this is the big star Wang Ou, the one who plays the wolf's tooth list......"

The queen smiled and pushed Wang Ou forward, Chen Guangda immediately looked at her in surprise, but she didn't expect Xu Qing to meet her, but she met another famous light mature woman, and Wang Ou said very shyly: "Hello Brother Zhou, I take the liberty to disturb you, I just want to ask about the resettlement camp, I don't know if my family or friends are still alive!"

"Oh oh! it's okay, it's okay......"

Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but felt that Wang Ou was not as good-looking as on TV, that is, his temperament and figure were not bad, but he had the impression that this woman was still relatively open, and the woman who couldn't let go couldn't get along in the entertainment industry at all, and he didn't know if he was really nervous or deliberately pretending today.

However, the queen smiled meaningfully: "Duan Quede has been beating her idea before, but she is really backbone, and she would rather die than obey, Duan Quede transferred her to the wasteland to wash clothes, thinking that this would force her to comply, no! She has been liberated until today, you can be regarded as her big savior, Sister Ou, you must repay our master later!"

Wang Ou's pretty face turned red, and Chen Guangda finally knew why she was so twisted, who would be embarrassed to change this kind of ** naked embrace, but he said with a smile: "Forget about repaying, I'm really good now, let's talk about it in the evening, I'll go rest first!"

"Let's rest together, make the bed and fold the quilt, it's our duty......"

The queen looked at Chen Guangda with a snarky look, her big watery eyes blinked vigorously, but Chen Guangda shook his head with a smile and left directly, he didn't know how many times he had encountered this kind of thing, his immunity had already been too strong, not to mention that he was not very interested in Wang Ou at all, it was better to go back and sleep comfortably.