154 Since ancient times, beauties have been like famous generals
In addition to going to work and reviewing homework, Qu Nanxiu's 17K online novel is also in full swing, and the fantasy fairy tale work "Nine Clouds Chaos" has begun to take shape.
There is a very strange thing: after a day of work and review, he is obviously very tired and wants to fall asleep, but as soon as he opens the notebook codeword, his whole person is as if he is charged, and he is full of energy, and often writes until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night without paying attention.
When I used to go to school, I used to have a hard time writing essays, and writing a tofu block was like squeezing toothpaste, but now I have a lot of thoughts, and my fingertips are flying with typing, and I can't stop at all.
It's a little mysterious, as if someone wants to borrow his hand and can't wait to finish the story.
The Chinese teacher at that time would never believe that these hundreds of thousands of words, which were sprinkled with reasonable, well-founded and eloquent writing, were written overnight by the boy who scratched his ears and cheeks at the mention of composition.
A reader left a message asking Qu Nanxiu, the update is so powerful, is it a full-time author who studies liberal arts?
Qu Nanxiu smiled and replied: No, I'm just a car seller.
Rest time is compressed, which sometimes affects the working status of the next day.
Once, Qu Nanxiu made a mistake at work due to a serious lack of sleep, and made a mistake in the price of the car, and was scolded by the manager Li Subing.
Qu Nanxiu knew that he was wrong, and he didn't make an excuse, so he let her be angry, but Li Subing was so angry that she pursed her hair and almost took off her false eyelashes.
She thought to herself: It's so dangerous, I'll go get an eyelash tomorrow, otherwise I won't be able to keep it one day, and the false eyelashes will have to be angry with this kid.
scolded the * part, Qu Nanxiu took the initiative to say, "Or I'd better go clean the toilet", so he was able to get out. For the first time in his life, he felt that cleaning the toilet was a happy thing.
The company's bathroom is actually quite clean, with flowers in a vase in the corner and fresheners wafting in the air. To be honest, Qu Nanxiu felt that this environment was no worse than the house he rented...... And what is more convenient is that you can carry professional books with you, clean them for a while and read them for a while, unlike in the office grid, where you will be scolded for reading irrelevant books.
If it weren't for the fact that the cleaning salary was too low for him to make ends meet, he wouldn't really mind changing jobs so that he would have more time to study.
On this day, several sales jobs were in Kandashan. Who said that men don't gossip, these few stunned are all the female compatriots in the company to talk about it, ten points, score one by one, and score according to the following order (ranking in order): chest, hips, face, personality...... (Ability to work is not discussed)
Suddenly, one of the salesmen surnamed Yu clutched his chest and shouted "help", fainting, so frightened that everyone put down their things and surrounded them.
"Lao Yu, what's wrong with you? Where are you uncomfortable? Heart disease, myocardial infarction, have you brought medicine?"
Everyone forgets that the so-called "Lao Yu" is just 30 years old this year, and he is still far from these diseases.
I saw Lao Yu's face slumped in the swivel chair like earth, and he finally raised one arm and pointed his index finger straight at the computer monitor.
Everyone's eyes turned to his monitor, only to see a piece of news on it: "Goddess X Hyun failed plastic surgery!"
Below are several photos of stiff faces, as if the eyebrows, eyes, and mouth are completely out of her control.
"My Xiaoqian (the famous role I have played is called Xiaoqian)——"
Lao Yu let out a wail and collapsed in his chair unconscious.
Only then did everyone understand that Lao Yu was not sick, but he couldn't stand the heavy blow of the idol's plastic surgery failure, and he just collapsed.
The actress played Xiaoqian back then, captivating the country and the city, the charm between the eyebrows is unparalleled, and she is the goddess of many male compatriots regardless of age. Although she is unrecognizable now, she is actually quite good at her current age.
Xiaopang watched from the side for a while, and chanted a poem: "Since ancient times, beauties have been like famous generals, and they are not allowed to see white heads in the world." ”
Everyone asked, "What do you mean?"
Xiaopang shook his head and said: "The so-called troubled times produce heroes, when the founding emperor opened up the territory and expanded the territory, it is generally easy to produce a lot of famous generals, and when the emperor sits firmly, they are not needed, at this time the emperor has to take back the military power in order to consolidate the imperial power." In order to prevent famous generals from usurping power, after the emperor conquered the country, he would punish the founding heroes who held military power with all kinds of false charges, ranging from demotion and exile to beheading and confiscating their homes. "Since ancient times, beauties have been like famous generals, and they are not allowed to see white heads in the world", that is, beauties and famous generals are the same, and their lives are very short. ”
Everyone tasted it for a while, and felt that it made sense: "Okay, Chubby, the knowledge reserve is rich enough! That, do you have a girlfriend?"
"No. ”
"Don't go around talking about the 'short life of a beauty', otherwise you'll have enough to find a wife in your life......"
As soon as everyone got here, they only heard a "bang", a coffee cup fell to the ground, fell to pieces, and the coffee was splashed all over the ground.
Not good!
Everyone looked back and saw the back of the sales manager Li Subing walking away.
The door to the manager's office slammed slammed, and it sounded like it was locked inside.
"Eh, we didn't talk about her, why did she react so much?"
"Is it because we say that the life of a beauty is short, and she thinks she is cursing her?"
"Possibly. ”
Because Qu Nanxiu often replaces the cleaner's work, he can't care about gossip when he sees this, and reflexively goes to get the dun cloth.
Where is the dun cloth of this company, he knows it better than anyone else.
When Lei Feng finished cleaning the ground and put the dun cloth back, he passed by the closed door of the manager's office again, and he faintly heard the sound of sobbing.
He thought to himself: This Li Subing is too sentimental, isn't it? Mention a beautiful woman's life, as for making her sad for so long? She is not the only beauty in the world!
In the afternoon of this day, all employees received a mass email from the personnel department, to the following effect:
The wedding of Mr. Duan Wenzhe, the general manager of the company, will be held at 10 a.m. on the 18th of next month at XXX Hotel. On the day of the wedding, all employees attended and recorded attendance. ”
As soon as this email was sent, all departments below exploded.
"What does it mean to attend in a unified manner, do you have to bring gift money?"
"Nonsense, do you still need to ask? Keeping attendance means forcing gifts!"
"The red envelope for the general manager, which one eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dares to give less?"
"It's not a thing, I've been eating soil this month, and now it's making matters worse, and the people are struggling to make a living!"
"Fortunately, we got married once, if we divorce and marry again soon, we will be even more miserable!"
"No, how did I hear that this is our boss's third marriage, and at this frequency, the fourth marriage is about ...... in winter."
"Edi Niang!"
"It's useless to call your mother, it's better to hurry up and beg your customers, one by one are ancestors. Let the ancestors hurry up and lift the car, and there will be everything......"
At this time, Qu Nanxiu was a little distressed from others. He wasn't too worried about money, because as mentioned earlier, he felt that life was nothing but life and death, and he wasn't alone in making up his own coins anyway.
What distressed him was that he found that he had a character weakness that was getting worse, that is, he couldn't see others upset.
The sobbing sound he heard at the door of Li Subing's office reassured him. He always felt that in a huge team, a group of big men, just a woman, should care more about others.
But he also knew very well that this woman was none other than his boss, and he should not have a relationship with her other than half-dime work. Whether she cries or not, she should turn a blind eye, pat her ass and leave after work.
But he couldn't.
After work, everyone left one after another, Qu Nanxiu was still slowly packing up his things, and while responding to the goodbye of his colleagues, he said that he would leave immediately, but his eyes couldn't help but look at Li Subing's office.
She hasn't been out all afternoon, she doesn't drink coffee, doesn't she go to the toilet?
Oh yes, I guess it's all drained from the tears.
Qu Nanxiu finished cleaning up, specially "passed" in front of Li Subing's office, and listened lightly outside the door for a while, but there was no movement.
He was just about to leave with his feet up, but he felt uneasy, so he shouted outside: "Manager Li, don't you get off work yet?"
Still silent.
Qu Nanxiu was not sure in his heart, he thought, don't look back and think about it, what stupid things are you doing inside!
The suicide of Linghua made him once bitten by a snake, and he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and he loved to think about it at every turn.
The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, and I twisted the doorknob hard, but the door was locked.
Qu Nanxiu was in a hurry now, he made up a picture of Li Subing cutting his wrists or hanging himself, and felt that it was too late to hit 120 now, so he was so anxious that he slammed the door with all his strength!
One, two, three!
The door opened (actually from the inside......
Qu Nanxiu, who was unsteady on his feet, planted himself in the door with a huge momentum, and a fierce man pounced on Li Subing, and the two of them fell in the corner of the office with their heads and faces together, on the soft leather sofa, chest to chest, face to face, eye to eye, mouth to mouth!
Because it's so close, you can't see it clearly.
After being stunned for a moment, Qu Nanxiu felt a pain in his back, and it turned out to be Li Subing's rainy fist that smashed on his back: "You neurotic, what are you doing!
Qu Nanxiu jumped up: "Oh, you didn't kill yourself!"
"You just killed yourself!"
Li Subing scolded him, he turned around, rubbed his body with one hand, and covered his nose with the other, in pain: "Qu Nanxiu, I don't think you want to do it in this company anymore!"
Qu Nanxiu apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you won't be able to open it......"
"Get me out!"
Qu Nanxiu was annoyed, it seems that he wrote a novel recently, and his brain hole is getting bigger and bigger, there was nothing in the first place, and he made up something in his brain!
Just wanted to leave, but saw Li Subing fall in pain and sat in the chair and was about to cry.
"Where are you hurt?"
Li Subing covered her nose and didn't speak.
"Nose, huh? I'll see, I'll see. ”
Li Subing refused to let him live or die.
Qu Nanxiu was afraid that she would fracture the bridge of her nose, and no matter what the following offenses were committed or what men and women could not kiss, it took a lot of effort to forcibly pull her hand apart, and she found that her nose was a little collapsed!
"Oops! It must be my head that's too hard!"
Xiaoqu was so frightened that she was about to call the emergency number, but Li Subing hugged his arm and begged: "Don't call an ambulance!"