As soon as Liu Xiao stepped into the school gate, Zhang Xiaohua called, "You quarreled with my father?"

"Quarrel?" Liu Xiao hurriedly explained, "Who did you hear say that there was a quarrel? ”

"What Secretary Xiao Li said!" Zhang Xiaohua said in a hurry, "He said that he had a quarrel with you and my father in the office, and finally you slammed the door and left, leaving my father scolding in the house." Can you discuss things like this?" Zhang Xiaohua obviously didn't believe Liu Xiao's words.

"As for the matter of network construction in Zhang's family, your father originally just wanted to make a small fuss, but I didn't expect that Xiao Zhengsheng ran to provoke him this morning, stirred him up, and made him angry, so he called me over to discuss this matter, and the discussion turned into asking me to be fully responsible for this matter!" Liu Xiao said with a bitter face, "Your father is not joking, how can I be responsible for such a big matter." ”

Zhang Xiaohua "giggled" and laughed, "Please, if you do it, you can do it, it's noisy, I think it's a big deal!"

"I'm not kidding you!" Liu Xiao said in a serious tone.

"I'm not joking with you!" Zhang Xiaohua's tone didn't sound right, but seemed to be gloating.

Liu Xiao was helpless, and said: "I said what is the matter with you? This is your family's investment, leave it to me, I have no experience, I have no strength, and if you mess up, it is your family's money that you lose, why are you not nervous at all!"

"Why am I nervous?" Zhang Xiaohua asked rhetorically, "If you don't leave it to you, do you want to leave it to me? ”

Liu Xiao felt like he had been beaten with a stick, and he had a feeling of vomiting blood, thinking that this was really "a dragon gives birth to a dragon, and a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix", the father and daughter even think about things The logic is surprisingly consistent, and it is ridiculous to the extreme. Liu Xiao said: "You can hand it over to anyone, don't hand it over to me anyway!"

Zhang Xiaohua was about to hang up, "I'll ask what happened, and now that things are clear, I'm relieved." As for other things, I don't care, I can give my love to whomever I want, as long as I don't give it to me!"

Liu Xiao returned to the dormitory, turned off his mobile phone directly, and then began to do his own thing, and he asked the people in the dormitory to help him bring back three meals a day. Liu Xiao's idea is very simple, you Zhang Chunsheng is no longer capable, you can't find me, his trick is really effective, and he passed two days peacefully.

On the third day, Liu Xiao was woken up, and covered his ears a little impatiently, "Damn, is there any mistake, how can there be suona and gongs and drums in this school!"

The people in the same dormitory were also noisy, got up and walked to the balcony, looked down, and shouted, "Liu Xiao, Liu Xiao, get up quickly, look downstairs, look for you." ”

When I turned around, I found that Liu Xiao was still sleeping, and my roommate was also anxious, so he ran over and lifted Liu Xiao's quilt, "Don't sleep, you kid, go and see, there's a fall downstairs, look for you." ”

Liu Xiao was confused, "What are you looking for me?"

"Just look at it!" The roommate didn't bother to explain, so he directly dragged Liu Xiao up and dragged him to the balcony, "Look!"

Liu Xiao glanced downstairs, he was stupid at the time, and only said "I'm damn!"

A team of gongs and drums downstairs, even blowing and playing, is making a lot of fun at the moment, all kinds of tricks are one after another, and a layer of sweat is coming out of the brain. A group of students gathered around, clapping and applauding from time to time. In the middle of the gong and drum team, there is a sedan chair with eight lifts, and several sedan chair drivers poke out a couplet with bamboo poles, the upper link "In ancient times, Liu Bei looked at the thatched house and invited Zhuge ", and the lower link "Now the old Zhang Ba carries the sedan chair to hire talents", and the horizontal criticism "Liu Xiao you do".

"Liu Xiao, you kid is okay!" The roommates all laughed, "This treatment has caught up with Zhuge Liang! Tell me, what's going on?"

"The devil knows what's going on!" Liu Xiao was extremely depressed, and when he looked down closely, he almost ran out of breath. Zhang Xiaohua was also standing in the crowd below, holding a horn in her hand, and was commanding the gong and drum team with great force, "Beat warmer, warmer, and take out all your reserved items." ”

Liu Xiao returned to the dormitory, quickly turned out his mobile phone and turned it on, and then began to yell, "Zhang Xiaohua, what do you want to do?"

The sound of gongs and drums downstairs stopped abruptly, and then Zhang Xiaohua's voice came from the phone, "What did you say? Say it again, I didn't hear the noise just now!"

"What do you want to do?" Liu Xiao walked to the balcony with his mobile phone and continued to yell: "You just want to make trouble, and you can score an occasion, this is the school!"

"There's no way, you forced it, otherwise I could have called you out!"

Liu Xiao saw Zhang Xiaohua below make a very innocent shrug motion, and then raised his mobile phone and waved towards the dormitory. Liu Xiao had a headache and said, "Okay, I'm out now, just say something!"

"It's very simple! As long as you agree to be in charge of the network project of our Zhang Enterprise, I will disappear from your eyes immediately!"

"Zhang Xiaohua, what's the matter?" Liu Xiao really wanted to hit Zhang Xiaohua's head with something, "Didn't I tell you very clearly last time, don't look for me about this, I can't do it." ”

"What's the use of telling me, I'm not in charge!" Zhang Xiaohua played a scoundrel.

"'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!' You are not willing to be responsible for your own family's affairs, what is the matter with you looking for me as an outsider?" Liu Xiaoya gritted his teeth.

"I can't help it!" Zhang Xiaohua said in a very innocent tone, "My father said, as long as I can invite you to Zhang's, he will give me a new car, the latest model, and promised to let me travel to Europe, if I can't invite you, I will deduct my pocket money for a year, no way, for my car and purse, I have to sacrifice you, hehehe!" Zhang Xiaohua laughed evilly on the phone.

"I ......" Liu Xiao was so angry that he was almost speechless, why couldn't he make sense of these two people, why were they so brainless, if he could do it, why bother.

"What am I? You quickly agreed, and it saved me from working down there, weird tired!"

"You're dead to this heart!" Liu Xiao was ruthless.

"Then there is no way!" Zhang Xiaohua smiled and hung up the phone, and then the noisy sound of gongs and drums sounded again.

Liu Xiao really wanted to cry without tears, "Oh my God, how could I mess with these two people!

"You kid don't get cheap and sell well!" "Your roommate was a little sour, "Why don't you say I don't have such a good life, every time I am rejected in an interview, I am about to become a fucking 'face bully'." Huh, Liu Xiao, the woman below is very beautiful, tall, and has a good figure, if you don't like to introduce me to my brother!"

Liu Xiao was angry, and when he heard this, he glared angrily, "You go down to chase it, be careful that she castrates you, that's a tigress!" After speaking, Liu Xiao frowned and looked below, upset for a while, so he had to go back to the bedroom, turn on the computer, and put on headphones.

"Damn! Let's see who can consume whom!" Liu Xiao bit and continued to analyze his own things.

A few roommates couldn't enjoy watching upstairs, so they said hello and went downstairs together to feel the lively scene.

At noon, the roommate came back, and brought back a lot of big bags and small bags, and took off Liu Xiao's headphones while picking his teeth when he entered the door, "It's eaten, it's eaten, there is a lobster specially packed for you, don't waste it." ”

"Lobster?" Liu Xiao was taken aback, "You robbed the bank?"

"Rob you ghost!" the roommate patted Liu Xiao, "That little flower is so enthusiastic, as soon as she heard that we were your roommates, she invited us to eat without saying a word, and ordered so many dishes, I couldn't eat them, so I packed them back for you." ”

"It's the first time I've eaten lobster shark fin when I've grown so big!" another roommate burped comfortably, "Liu Xiao, I think Zhang Xiaohua is very sincere, don't take the shelf, just promise others." This is someone who specially ordered you to go, otherwise it would have been me, I would have already flown over with wings, what a beautiful thing!"

"That's it!" the roommates echoed in unison, "Agree, if you mix well, we'll follow suit." ”

Liu Xiao really has a headache, this little flower is really willing to spend money for her new car and purse, this meal is estimated to cost a few thousand, Liu Xiao stood up, pointed to his roommate, and hated iron but not steel, "Look at a few of you, you are too unprincipled, where is the usual political consciousness? A meal was bought by the enemy, I usually treat you well in vain." ”

The roommates smiled "hehe", "If you invite us to eat lobster shark fin, we are willing to be bought by you." ”

"I ......" Liu Xiao doesn't know what to say, even if he says it, no one will believe him, this is a good thing in the eyes of outsiders, there is a lot of money in the company, and he can do big projects, this is an opportunity that others can't ask for, but he wants to shirk it, in the eyes of others, he is simply a great crime.

But who can know Liu Xiao's hardships, Liu Xiao knows his abilities very well, he has always studied network security, if you let him do this kind of thing, he will be sure, and he will naturally not shirk, even if he doesn't do it well, he can at least guarantee that he won't mess it up. And now it's up to him to build a corporate decision-making system, which is beyond his capabilities. Zhang Chunsheng also regards Liu Xiao as a friend, and believes in Liu Xiao's strength, which will let Liu Xiao do this, Liu Xiao naturally can't harm Zhang Chunsheng, knowing that he can't do it, but he has to do it hard, so in the end, once things are messed up, I'm afraid that everyone won't even have friends to do.

Seeing that Liu Xiao didn't speak, the roommates thought that he was a little loose, so they hurriedly surrounded him and persuaded him with nonsense.

Liu Xiao hurriedly stood up and diverted the topic, "Why don't the gongs and drums below sound." After speaking, he walked towards Chaotai.

The roommates followed closely, "The school security guard is here, saying that it affects the normal teaching atmosphere of the school, and now they should move to the playground to beat!"

Liu Xiao vomited blood again, it seems that Zhang Xiaohua will not stop if he does not achieve his goal, but the couplet downstairs is still hanging there, and it is dazzling red under the sun.

"Oh my God!" Liu Xiao sighed again, "This still doesn't let me live!" Looking back at a few roommates trying to persuade himself again, Liu Xiao shouted, "Damn, which of you will persuade me again, who will I turn my face with!"

Zhang Xiaohua made a fuss for two days, and when she saw that Liu Xiao didn't want to eat this set, she put away the sedan chair and the gong and drum team, and took the family route step by step. This time Liu Xiao is miserable, several roommates are taking turns to get on the horse, each bitter, as if Liu Xiao does not agree to Zhang Xiaohua's matter, then Liu Xiao is missing a big opportunity for human progress, is the enemy of the entire human race, will fall into the eighteenth layer of hell, there is no day to turn over in this life, seeing that this dormitory can not stay.

Liu Xiao had no choice but to hide in the study room, but as soon as he went out, he was recognized, hula surrounded a group of people, inquired about this and that, and then there was a persuasion full of "goodwill".

Liu Xiao learned a lesson, pretended to be before going out, and finally sneaked into a study room with few people, and before his ass was hot, Liu Xiao's counselor and teacher came over, first from the height of Marxism-Leninism, world view, and values, he gave Liu Xiao a lesson, and then analyzed the world pattern, and finally talked about China's economic status and policy guidance, and by the way, he mentioned the current employment situation, and there were many great principles of being a person and doing things in the middle, Liu Xiao had to retreat again.

After a day of guerrilla fighting, when he returned to the dormitory at night, Liu Xiao just wanted to sleep, and the bedroom door was knocked open, "Who is Liu Xiao?"

Liu Xiao wondered, he didn't know this person, "I am, what's the matter with you?"

The man looked at Liu Xiao with a strange look, said "It's okay" and left, making Liu Xiao's second monk confused.

"This is the forty-second today, and he's so lucky to finally see you alive!" the roommate hummed in his sleep.

Liu Xiao was completely insomnia, and the glance of the man when he was leaving was simply full of resentment from Dai Tian.

Zhang Xiaohua saw the opportunity to release the killer feature, and Liu Xiaoyuan's father and mother thousands of miles away called, "Son, you have met a nobleman, don't be ignorant, if you don't do this well for others, I will whip you with the sole of your shoes." Liu Xiao's mother said, "Xiao, it's right to listen to your father!"

Liu Xiao completely collapsed, lying on the bed and thinking about it depressed for a long time, before picking up the phone and dialing Zhang Xiaohua, the first sentence was, "You won!", Liu Xiao had to convince that Zhang Xiaohua was not good in other aspects, but in terms of playing tricks, she was really not her opponent.

Zhang Xiaohua was taking a bath in the bathtub, and she didn't understand what Liu Xiao meant for a while, "What did you say?"

"I promised you!" Liu Xiao said this result with great reluctance, "However, I must agree with you on a few conditions in advance. ”

"Chapter 3 of the Law, tell me that it's useless, you can talk to my dad tomorrow!" Zhang Xiaohua giggled again, "You said how good it was that you promised earlier, I've been exhausted these days!"

Liu Xiao was already bitter to death in his heart, how could he have the heart to listen to Zhang Xiaohua's complaints, so he hung up the phone directly.

Zhang Xiaohua was not angry, put the phone away, and squeezed her fist proudly, "Sample, fight with me!" and then comfortably went into the bathtub, "My car, my banknotes, ah, everything is so beautiful!"