105 [Brother Chun, Prodigal Son, Uncle]
Xifeng Company, Chairman's Office.
The uncle smoked a cigarette and laughed loudly: "Yangyang, you don't know." The operators of "Focus Interview" are crazy, and there is a woman who keeps crying, begging us to raise our noble hands and let her go. In the end, she didn't ask for clues about the case, so she chatted with us, saying that now the operators of the entire column are suffering from anxiety, and her palms are sweaty as soon as she answers the phone. Last weekend, they also went to the hospital to see a psychiatrist, and the doctor told them to rest more, listen to music when they had nothing to do, walk around outside, and then prescribe a bottle of sleeping pills each. Hahahaha......"
"Tell you all this?" Song Weiyang couldn't help laughing.
"As long as they don't talk about Zhong Dahua, they are willing to talk about anything. He also said that the news that reporters had been sent for an unannounced visit was kept quiet, and that they had disclosed it in violation of regulations. The uncle said.
"No, where have you hired hundreds of people in such a short period of time? Song Weiyang was a little surprised.
The uncle said modestly: "They are all fox friends and dog friends." ”
Song Weiyang said: "That's Jianzhou City, not Rongping City. ”
The uncle puffed out the smoke and said, "It's not that I'm bragging, there are several cities around Fangyuan, and there are no cities that I am not familiar with." Well, it's mostly dance halls, skating rinks, billiard rooms, game halls, karaoke halls, and I have friends everywhere in these places. This time I brought money over, and I got together enough 500 people in one day, and there are banknotes for uncles, and everyone calls me 'Brother Chun'!"
Well, my uncle's real name is Guo Xiaochun.
"How do you make sure that those 500 people don't get lazy on the phone all the time?" Song Weiyang asked.
"Do you want me to promise?" the uncle smiled, "How expensive is the phone bill, now let them call casually, and they still call "Focus Interview", each one is more positive than the other, and I don't need to supervise it at all." Let me tell you, two of the operators of "Focus Interview" are women, and their voices are very good, and everyone bets that if anyone can talk to the female operator on the phone, call once, and the others will give him 1 yuan. There was a guy who hit it twice and earned almost 1,000 yuan in half a day. ”
Talent!
The uncle continued to talk: "Yangyang, let me tell you, those people can't stop at all." There are several phone calls that are addicted, and they all call if I don't pay them, and one of them even wants to have sex with a female operator. He even asked which school others graduated from, a college student who had just graduated, only 23 years old, with a household registration in Beijing. Even when I asked for my name and personal phone number, the female operator didn't say anything. ”
Awesome!
"Hahahaha," the uncle laughed, "When I came back, that buddy had already packed his luggage and was ready to go to the capital, and he said that he would go directly to the TV station to meet the female operator." The other party's voice is very good, very gentle, like the fairy daughter, he can't sleep if he can't hear the voice. ”
Song Weiyang held back a smile and said, "I have ideas." ”
"Thousands of miles of marriage, if they can do good things, when the time comes, Lao Tzu will seal a big red envelope for him, hahaha," the uncle covered his stomach and waved his hand, "No, that buddy's infatuated appearance, it's funny when I think about it." ”
Song Weiyang said: "Uncle, if you live in 20 years, you will definitely be the governor of a million water army." ”
"What is the Governor of the Navy?" the uncle didn't understand.
"It's okay, I'll just say it. Song Weiyang said with a smile.
"Knock knock!"
"Please!"
Chen Tao held the document under his armpit and twisted his waist in: "What are you talking about? ”
"Yo, Peaches is here, I'll tell you ......" The uncle suddenly turned his head to look at Song Weiyang, as if to ask if he could say it.
Song Weiyang said helplessly: "Let's say, Sister Peach is not an outsider. If you don't talk about it again, you're going to be suffocated, but don't talk about it outside. ”
As soon as he heard that it seemed to be confidential, Chen Tao suddenly became interested, and hurriedly promised: "Tell me quickly, I will definitely not spread it." ”
Chen Tao is still trustworthy, she is very strict-mouthed.
The brother-in-law told the matter again in high spirits, and said proudly: "Zhong Dahua must be dead this time, and the gods can't save him." ”
"How can you be so bad, paralyzing the hotline of the other column group, hahahaha," Chen Tao wanted to laugh when she thought of the operator seeing a psychiatrist collectively, and the woman's focus was different, she asked, "What did my uncle's friend who went to the capital do, is it possible to fall in love with a female operator?"
is worthy of being a Qiong Yao fan, what is he thinking about all day long.
The brother-in-law said: "He is a high school graduate, and his parents are both small cadres, and they have nothing to do all day long. This matter is estimated to be hanging, whether he is a Beijing hukou, a college student, and works in a TV station, how can he look up to him. ”
"Maybe then, what if you are moved by his infatuation?" Chen Tao began to make up stories again.
Song Weiyang said solemnly: "Well, if that buddy can work hard for love, take a bachelor's degree by himself, and then find a proper job, maybe he can really succeed." In these years, chasing girls across provinces is too crazy, maybe the girl will be moved. The most important thing is that people must be handsome, how does your friend look?"
"Handsome, the thief is handsome, he can be regarded as suave, only a little worse than me. Uncle said shamelessly.
Chen Tao said: "It's worse than you, it's probably hopeless." ”
The uncle was anxious: "You look down on me? Lao Tzu's nickname is 'Rongping Aaron Kwok'!"
"I'm still happy with Andy Lau. Song Weiyang said.
Chen Tao said: "It's good if you're happy." ”
"Forget it, I don't know you like a little girl, uncle, I still have a date in the dance hall at night," the uncle left in a dashing manner, walked two steps and turned back and said, "The matter of calling "Focus Interview" has spread in Jianzhou, and they are all big mouths. I guess, even if Zhong Dahua doesn't know now, he will know in a few days, after all, the winery has distributors over there. ”
Song Weiyang said: "It's okay, let him know, anyway, I won't admit to being involved in this matter." By the way, isn't my uncle still short of money?"
"There is no shortage for the time being, the funds you gave have not been used up, it is enough for me to be chic for a while," the uncle smiled, "I still borrow money from you, your mother teaches me every time, and I am almost like a second-rate gangster." Don't think I'm not doing my job, let me tell you, I'm thinking about opening a restaurant, and I'll learn from McDonald's to run a chain in the future, and I'll be a big boss at that time!"
Song Weiyang said: "I think it's better for you to continue to play like this, uncle, it's too condescending to open a chain restaurant." ”
"You're afraid that I'll lose my money, right? Hey, you don't believe in my talent!" the uncle was very upset.
Song Weiyang said: "I don't believe in your character. You only have one result when you open a restaurant, every day when friends come to eat and drink for nothing, and you are guaranteed to eat the restaurant in a month or two. ”
The uncle was stunned and sighed: "It's really true, alas, it's troublesome to have more friends, who makes me too popular." Gone, gone, it seems that I will not be able to do business in my life, unless I go to a place where I have no friends in other provinces to develop. Life, lonely as snow!"
"Who did you learn this nonsense from?" Song Weiyang asked.
"Gu Long, don't you look at martial arts? I'm like Li Xunhuan in my life, ahh......h
Chen Tao was amused and giggled: "Uncle, this person is really interesting." ”
"Don't recognize relatives, that's my brother-in-law. Song Weiyang reminded.
Chen Tao glanced at him, and said angrily: "I received a call just now, Mayor Huang asked you to meet!"
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