Chapter 674: The Battle Hurts?

What is happiness?

Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

Peanuts are eating fish, braised fathead fish, gulping big, with sauce on his beard.

Tang Yike was "uproaring" with rice, chopsticks flying, and his face was covered with rice grains, you know, our senior sister of the Dream Family is a "meat-eater", she loves meat, and she doesn't want to take a second look at the others!

Eat some food? Hmm, no!

Come and eat? Well, don't eat!

Today, Tang's mother gave a thumbs up with a smile, and even the harsh Tang's father gave a thumbs up to the little girl!

Brother Pao puffed up his chest proudly, showing off: "How is it, Keke, your Uncle Cannon's skills are okay, right?"

"Good Times!!!!

"Look at it, look at it, I'll just say it, don't think that your master can cook, that's because your uncle hasn't made a move yet, and there will be no place for him to stand after I make a move, hehe!"

Brother Pao proudly shook the toothpick cup, and picked up a toothpick in a chic manner, in fact, he wanted to take a cigarette, but when he thought that he would definitely be hammered by the senior sister's little pink fist with a cigarette, forget it, the momentum of the toothpick is not bad!

Brother Pao looked at Su Luo provocatively with a toothpick in his mouth and shaking his legs, and threw a look over, meaning one: Have you learned, you scumbag!

"Cut !!"

Su Luo rolled his eyes.

Don't you take a look, fried ham with asparagus, Keke, a carnivorous little Lori, actually eats more asparagus than ham, is this scientific?

Absolutely unscientific!

Grilled rice, isn't it because Keke loves meat?

Knowing that the ham is salty, I still can't suppress my instinct, so I can't help but want to clamp the ham, and then chew a piece and smack the rice to relieve the saltiness!

Do you really think you're ready for this dish?

The water is falling, the ham is too salty, the ham should be "pulled out of the salt" before stir-frying, and the "salty pulling" is not understandable!

"Keke, stop!

Su Luo took out a cigarette from the cigarette box and threw it directly, and his lips caught it perfectly, this is called being handsome, this is called chic!

And Keke has no opinion at all, this is the most sassy!

"Now, before stir-frying ham, you must first put it in boiling water!

A new plate of fried ham with asparagus is quickly baked.

What does it mean to be judged?

For the senior sister, there is no rice at all, and there is no asparagus......

"Keke, you need to eat something!"

Tang's mother is in a hurry!

"Don't just eat meat, eat vegetables too, and have balanced nutrition!"

Daddy Tang is also in a hurry!

Senior sister doesn't care, only Su Luo is the one who bears the blame, Tang's father and Tang's mother turned their heads, and Su Luo even fell off the cigarette on his mouth that was forced to use in pure clothes......

Brother Pao puffed up his chest proudly again, and his nose was cocked to the sky: "Oh, sometimes, right may not be right, wrong may not be wrong!"

"Hahahahaha~~~~!!"

Everyone in the family is laughing like crazy!

It seems that in this battle, it is Brother Cannon who wins......

In Su Luo's big house, the TV in the living room was always on, but no one paid attention to it.

And in other places, thousands of households, the eyes of hundreds of millions of fans have not shifted, even if I know that I have to play more than 10 minutes of boring advertisements, I also guard in advance, maybe the pit owner will suddenly come out?

Finally, the clock turned to ten o'clock, and another battle began!

"It's 10 o'clock Beijing time, and welcome to China's largest group masochistic program, and I'm the host...... Ah~~~~!!

Get lost!

We won't lose tonight!

Pit master, you give me a rough come, we will fight a pain?

It's a bit empty, because when the opening music of "A Bite of China" sounded, the audience's salivary glands began to hold back!

But we don't panic!

In a university women's dormitory,

The five girls quickly picked up a bag of potato chips, tore open the bag, and nibbled on it.

"Hehe, husband, you're here!"

"Ah hey, although we have a deep sisterhood, I must remind you that the pit owner is my husband!"

"You two go away, the pit owner is my husband!"

The battle has just begun, and there is infighting, so let's skip it......

In a certain community,

"Dad~~~!"A Bite of China" has finally begun!"

The son clapped his hands and shouted excitedly!

"Well, that's right, the soup has just been cooked, perfect, open shabu!"

You don't need to look for Dad, Mom can give you a satisfactory answer!

"Hehe, this is the right way to see the tip of the tongue, well, the second episode, the story of the staple food?

.......

Well, the second episode of "A Bite of China", the story of the staple food.

Two minutes after the show started, accompanied by the sound of firecrackers on TV, it was as if there was an earthquake in Shanxi Province!

"Hahahahaha~~~~~~!!!ha

"Awesome! Shanxi's top up! We're on camera!"

"Xiangfen County's top up!"

"We Ding Village people don't speak, hahahaha!!!"

That's what happened, but let Shanxi Province shake slightly, and the sound of Ding Village directly like a seven-magnitude earthquake is swollen?

Country

"Ahh!!!h

"Damn, is this Hanamaki?"

"Auntie is so skillful, it turns out that Hanamaki does this, I just watch her chopsticks press, twist, Hanamaki is done!"

"That's amazing!"

......

The women of Ding Village, Xiangfen County, Shanxi Province, conquered the audience with dexterous craftsmanship in three minutes, and the audience watched the aunts and aunts of Shanxi patiently make all kinds of pasta, and they could imagine in their minds that the young mothers in Shanxi spent their minds in order to make their children eat better when they were young, and they were full of love.

The field is heating up!

And this is just a warm-up exercise, and the next thing is the climax!

"These delicate pasta dishes make people feel the agility of delicate hands and the rich imagination of wisdom and wisdom. When the aunts of Ding Village were carefully making flower buns for a birthday banquet, bursts of incense wafted from the caves on the Loess Plateau. Suide man Lao Huang has just steamed a basket full of yellow buns. ”

Narrator's turn, the camera scene transitioned to Suide, Shaanxi!

"Oh oh ~ ~~!!"

"Strong, my great Suide!"

"Hahahaha, the man of Suide said it well, the aunt of Mizhi and the Han of Suide, have you heard of it?"

"Come, swell up for me!"

The boiling sound of the people of Suide sounded!

On TV,

From the selection of materials to soaking, grinding the powder with their own stones, to kneading the dough, fermenting, steaming the buns, and finally making the fragrant finished product, how much effort was spent, and those sweat beads were clearly visible on the screen, and the audience wanted to ask: Are you tired?

Lao Huang rode a tricycle, grinned, and the teeth in the lower row were missing two, and they were also seen clearly, and he smiled at the camera and shouted: "I'm 58, I want to do a good job!"

This answer is so simple and moving!

The audience only felt that there was a warm current in their hearts, isn't this the most ordinary wish of the most ordinary workers in China?

"Yellow Bun~!Yellow Bun in Northern Shaanxi~~~~!!"

"I'm Kangjiagou, the first place in Suide!"

Optimistic, cheerful, and enthusiastic Lao Huang attracted countless fans in an instant.

When the audience saw him standing on the street and shouting to a bargaining girl, "It can't be cheap! This and that, alas, and that ......." were so anxious that they couldn't hear clearly, until the sentence "It can't be cheap!

Too real, too cute, too upright!

The audience couldn't help it,

"Girl, do you still bargain? Lao Huang is not easy, it's really hard money!"

"That's it, that's the price, don't bargain!"

The audience doesn't blame the customer girl for bargaining, whoever can't save a little bit can order, and it's not easy for anyone to live.

"A piece?"

"Hey, a piece, no hemp!"

Lao Huang greeted customers.

"One piece, 100 of them!"

"It's so cheap!"

"It's just one piece!"

The audience exclaimed and sighed.

And he, while adding firewood to the stove, said with a smile: "Those who work hard have money to earn, and those who don't want to work hard have no money to earn." ”

What a simple truth, as real as the beeping wood in his stove......

In the vigorous family hot pot dinner in a community,

"Are yellow buns delicious?"

The son stared at the TV blankly, and the clear yellow buns on the steamer seemed to attract him more than the fish balls in his bowl, and he didn't blink his eyes.

Dad's chopsticks holding the beef slices froze in the air, how to answer this question?

To put it bluntly, it's like southerners saying that eating noodles doesn't fill their stomachs, and northerners complaining that they get hungry after eating rice. (I have a friend in Shaanxi who thinks I'm hungry when I eat noodles, she thinks that eating rice is not a top priority, noodles are king!)

Perhaps, there are many viewers who don't know that there is a food called yellow bun, just like this father, even if he knows, he doesn't feel that he wants to eat it, and even if he eats it, he may not think it is delicious.

But in the documentary, Lao Huang, a man from Suide, almost religiously makes yellow steamed buns, and the process is so heartwarming, as if the ordinary snack of yellow steamed buns is stained with a magical luster, and it seems that each one has a simple smile like Lao Huang.

"It's not numb!"

That's the best answer!

At this moment, my mother pursed her lips, her tears had already broken the embankment, she was from northern Shaanxi!

Chinese understand food more than any other country, and food has been planted with too many feelings and stories in this 5,000-year-old country.

"Dad, is the yellow bun really that delicious?"

The son asked again.

"Delicious !!!!"

"Is it better than fish balls?"

"It's a million times better!"

......

Raise your hand to surrender, this game, in the end, still lost, the wonderful hot pot, lost to the simple and simple yellow bun......

Fighting?

No hemp!

Dad seemed to hear Su's response in his ear, chewing the "light and tasteless" fish balls in his mouth, and roared in his heart: Damn, the pit master, you are awesome, you have the ability to come out for me!

Then, the chopsticks fell off, and with a "clang", they smashed on the dishes, and their eyes became Tongling.

"~~~!"

On TV,

Su Luozhen came out......

“!!!!!”

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