Chapter 8: It's Not Simple

When the beer was hummed and carried up to the sixth floor by his companions, Brother Zhang Xiaoqiangqiang was already full of lo-mei on the table, among which the huge braised pig's trotters were stacked high, as if they could gurgle down at any time.

It's not so easy to carry a beer to the sixth floor, and there are many connections between daily exercise and eating and resting routines.

You even need to refer to the basic physics knowledge of gravity, inertia, the action of your own forces, etc., in short, after the weak companion puts down the beer, he can't stop panting, and he doesn't look like a man in the prime of life at all.

With the slight impact of the beer in the box, the reddish-brown oily body of the braised pig's trotters in the center of the table also shook slightly, and it gurgled and rolled down—

Then before getting off the table, he was grabbed by Brother Qiang and stuffed into his mouth.

He took out the beer, and then beckoned to his companions: "Eat! ”

They stayed here for a month, slept until three o'clock every day, and the latest meal was in the early hours of the morning, and seriously, they ate a lot of meat - after all, there were many ways to get money.

But it does hurt the body.

At the very least, my companion looked at the table full of meat, and only felt a rumbling in his stomach—

"Brother Qiang, I seem to have gastroenteritis, you eat first-"

He clutched his stomach in pain, and without waiting for Brother Qiang to answer, he rushed all the way into the toilet.

But even if the unspeakable hemorrhoids in life caused by squatting for a long time the day before yesterday hurt, I still can't pull anything out.

He thought in a trance: It seems that because of gastroenteritis, he didn't eat for a day yesterday......

The next moment, outside the small window of the bathroom, two chubby heads suddenly squeezed in-

“……???!!!”

He squatted there grinning in a cold sweat, his pants hadn't been lifted yet, and he watched the two children deform as terrifying and terrifying as they squeezed in through the narrow window, and his fat white face was deformed hard.

"You, you, you, you......"

He couldn't speak clearly, and stood up anxiously and embarrassed at the moment, only to feel that his eyes were black, and then there was a whirl-

"Boom!"

He fell headfirst and fainted in the squatting urinal.

………

"Yikes!"

He Han He Zhang exclaimed, looking at this poor poor man buried in the urinal at this moment, he couldn't help but symbolically cover his eyes:

"Ah......h

"Spicy eyes. ”

He Zhang pulled He Han's little hand: "Let's go, there's nothing to see." ”

Mom took a fancy to the braised pig's trotters sold downstairs, and they resisted the temptation to fly up one step ahead, didn't they just want to pick up a leak in advance.

Gotta hurry.

………

This one was dressed simply, He Han moved his fingers when he left, and three hundred and twelve yuan and five cents flew out of someone's pocket, and she put it into her small bag.

As for the living room......

Brother Qiang took a bite of meat with a sip of beer, and the slightly bitter taste was neutralized by the marinade, which made him more and more appetizing. At this moment, the bathroom door opened, and he turned his head sideways to beckon his companions to eat, but saw two small children swaggering out.

???

Are there two children like this in the batch he carried? Such a good appearance...... It's not like that!

No...... He suddenly reacted: where did these two little children come from?!!!

He subconsciously felt that the room where the goods were closed was not cleaned up, but thinking about how many children take medicine every day, how could they be so good and so energetic?!

Brother Qiang stood up.

Two children, so what? He is a 180-pound strong man, and he can't pack two little children?

Even if he's only 165 centimeters tall, so what?!

He immediately chased after him.

However, He Han and He Zhang stood there, he pounced, but he pounced, and the two children dispersed like smoke, making him almost lose his center of gravity.

And this posture of bowing his head made him see that in the bathroom with the door open, his companion was lying on the urinal in humiliation, life and death.

At this moment, Brother Qiang's whole body was hairy - he did a lot of bad things, and he thought of it at the first time-

Imp Claim for Life!!

"Ahhhhh

He hugged his head and scurried, his 180-pound strong body trembled, and the whole person looked like a big rat out of shape, headless and pitiful.

He Han He Zhang: ......

They haven't done anything!

This person is squeaking and scurrying, delaying their actions too much!

He Zhang was impatient, and directly patted the palm of the meaty hand, and the change in Brother Qiang's pocket also flew out in turn, from red to green, from big to small, from a man loved by thousands of people, to the moon in Santan...... In short, quite regular.

This scene is quite fantastical, and at the same time quite beautiful, but Brother Qiang stood in place, snorting and panting, his face quickly turned red in a short period of time, and then ......

He rolled his eyes, and the whole person fell directly to the ground.

There was a pitiful tremor throughout the room.

………

"Why are both opponents so wasted?"

He Han was not satisfied.

He Zhang thought for a while: "I think it's like three highs, high blood pressure or something...... I heard that this person will have a stroke after a long time, right?"

He was a little hesitant to have a stroke...... She won't cure it.

The main thing is their ability, which is mostly used for themselves, and they are really not very good at using it for others!

He Zhang counted the money in his hand, this is a little more, 8,525 yuan.

Well, to correct it, it's a lot.

He hesitated: "Otherwise, leave 525 yuan on him, and then wait for his mother to come up and save him?"

He is a little reluctant.

It's been a long time since they've made a fortune like this...

However, human life ...... Ahem, merit can make them grow up, so it's better not to harm people's lives.

The two hesitated for a long time before putting the 525 yuan huge amount back on Brother Qiang, and then squeezed out of the bathroom window again, pretending to be at the door all the time.

……

He Huai has already set the location, and at this moment, he gnawed two pig's trotters, three pig tails, and a box of duck necks downstairs...... There are no two drag oil bottles here, and the food is really comfortable!

I didn't have much money spent!

It's so witty to send the two children to squat at the door first!

She looked at the two children squatting at the door honestly, and she was very satisfied, so she nodded: "Good job, I'll add fifty yuan to you next month!"

Today is the generous Lord Huai!

She opened the door and was greeted by a stout fat man lying on his back on the ground, and couldn't help but be startled: "I haven't done it yet!"

There is no wound here, it can't be Lord Huai's pot!

Besides, she just wants to catch someone to make some money, but she doesn't want to stay in the bureau for two days for no reason!

She was just about to start waking someone up when she heard a strange noise coming from a room.

The voice was so small that ordinary people couldn't hear it at all, but the three who were awake were not ordinary people.

“?”

Lord Huai pinched his fingers, things are not simple.