Chapter 57: Kissing Cousins
"Uncle, I didn't want to tell you this, but since you asked, I'll tell you. Originally, there were a lot of people who came to confess their relatives like this, almost every week. Of course, I didn't believe it at first, so I added bad words to try to scare me away. But this forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, and some parents like to pretend to be an uncle or aunt to recognize their relatives, but I didn't find out at the time, and there was a misunderstanding. Later, whenever I came to confess my relatives, I first pretended to admit them, and then slowly got to know them. If it turns out to be true in the end, if we can't afford to provoke it, then provide it well, like giving you this gold and silver VIP emptying card, I won't hide it from you, I have already sent out a lot. But if in the end I find out that it is fake, then I'm sorry, hehe......" Ma Yu said at the end, sneering, and Ma Dongbao felt chills in his heart.
"And how do you know I'm real?"
"Uncle, it's very simple, Ma Feiteng's kid told me last night, saying that he recognized an uncle, so let me be careful. This kid is interesting enough to say, but he has long been my sworn brother. He usually notifies me of this kind of news as soon as possible. So, I just heard you mention Ma Feiteng, and I thought that we wouldn't have to go through the family tree anymore, so I just admitted it, and this matter can't be faked. ”
"Or you kid is more powerful and more capable of being a person. However, I want to tell you that you and Ma Feiteng are not just sworn brothers, you two are cousins. Ma Dongbao thinks that Ma Yu's eldest nephew is indeed better at dealing with people than Ma Feiteng's eldest nephew
"Oh, isn't it? Uncle, thank you so much for making me a close relative. You don't know, on the surface, the two of us are incompatible, and we are inseparable. That's all for people to see, otherwise the public will easily think that the two of us are wearing the same pants, and then sue the two of us for suspicion of monopoly and want to break us up, it will be troublesome. Ma Yu really doesn't treat Ma Dongbao, the little uncle, as an outsider, and suddenly shakes off his relationship with Ma Feiteng.
"Hey, it seems that you two brothers are not having a good time. ”
"Yes, uncle, don't you know, business is difficult to do now. Various expenses continue to rise, land prices, labor costs, taxes, social security, medical insurance, etc. And the pressure of competition is getting bigger and bigger, and now it's all trying to maintain it. Ma Yu was abnormally bitter.
"No, boy, I see that you are talking about it on TV all day long, on various forums, one will be environmental protection, one will be public welfare, one will be education, and one will be the future of mankind, talking about the sky!" Ma Dongbao suddenly felt that what Ma Yu was talking to himself now was not like a person with Ma Yu he saw on TV.
"Uncle, let me ask you a question, have you ever heard that sentence? Life is a big stage, and we are all actors above. Some people never have a chance to show their faces in their lives, and some people end the curtain as soon as they show their faces. Some people look at the scenery for a while, it's all a good performance, and when the character collapses, it's not a fart. Those of us who can stay on stage for a long time depend on performance. "Ma Yu has a very thorough view of life.
"Isn't that someone who has been beautiful all his life?" asked Ma Dongbao puzzled.
"The person who has been beautiful all his life is not how awesome he is, but how good his performance is, and he has never shown his stuff in his life. Now, I'm walking on thin ice every day, and it's getting harder and harder to act. So I thought about retreating and announced a retirement schedule some time ago. Ma Yu also told the truth.
"You're still young now, you can continue to work!" Ma Dongbao felt that this eldest nephew was really capable, and it was a pity that he retired too early, so he should try to persuade him.
"yes, I can't do it, so many people are waiting for me to eat. So I still have to work hard, don't you shout in the center of the stage some lofty things such as environmental protection, education, and public welfare, do you shout every day for the state to reduce fees and taxes? Do you think it's not easy for a big enterprise like ours, and it's even more difficult for the whole country, so many things to do, so many civil servants to support, how can you support these people without charging and collecting taxes?" Ma Yu was surprisingly frank tonight, and he told Ma Dongbao, a newly recognized little uncle, everything he said, and he didn't care whether he understood it or not.
"Ai, it's not easy to talk about the country like that!" Ma Dongbao had no choice but to echo.
"Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read! That's okay, uncle, I won't tell you more, I'll send you the gold and silver VIP emptying card when you go back, don't be polite when you go shopping, don't listen to me just send you a complaint and pick the cheap one! Even if you buy it, I still respect my uncle's share. After Ma Yu poured a stomach of bitter water, he was still very generous to this little uncle.
"Oh, eldest nephew, when you say that, let Uncle say what's good!" Ma Dongbao was grateful for a while, but he didn't know how to say it.
The two exchanged a few more pleasantries and quit the chat.
Ma Dongbao sighed with emotion, it turns out that the life of the rich is not so easy!
Xiao Dubao kept staring at Ma Dongbao from the side, "How was the conversation with your eldest nephew just now?"
"Yes, this big nephew is good, and he is more good at being a man than the big nephew yesterday. Ma Dongbao said with satisfaction.
"Pretend, I see you pretended to be good just now, this uncle should be. Xiao Dubao laughed and ridiculed Ma Dongbao.
"Then you said that in front of such a famous nephew, you must have to look like an uncle. Didn't you see what your eldest nephew said just now? Life is a big stage, everyone performs on it, and it depends on who pretends to be good!" Ma Dongbao said.
While the two were talking, Ma Yu over there sent a gold and silver VIP emptying card, Ma Dongbao hurriedly clicked to accept, and replied with a thank you, and a smile on his face.
"Okay, you didn't perform in vain this time, you got a free shopping card. Xiao Dubao congratulated.
"Okay, it's really affordable this time, but I won't use it, I'll leave it to my mother. My mom can use it to live at home. Ma Dongbao said.
Ma Dongbao thought about it carefully, he really didn't help his parents much when he grew up, and his parents have been taking care of him. It's a shame to think about it! Today I can finally repay my parents for their nurturing kindness.
Xiao Dubao saw Ma Dongbao's face showing joy, "How is it?
Ma Dongbao hurriedly put away his smile, "Yes, after so many years, I can finally repay my parents." ”
Xiao Dubao showed loneliness at this time, and sighed: "All of you will be happy now, but pity me for not having enough yet." ”
Ma Dongbao looked at the two empty bags on the ground, only to find that Xiao Dubao had already finished eating the two bags of pots he had just given him, and immediately understood what Xiao Dubao meant.
got up and took out two more bags of potato chips and handed them to Xiao Dubao, who immediately recovered his joy after taking it, and hurriedly opened the bag and ate it.
Ma Dongbao looked at Xiao Dubao's greedy appearance, smiled and shook his head, he is really a big foodie.
Today's harvest is very big, not only did I recognize a big nephew, but also got a more affordable free shopping card. After Ma Dongbao waited for Xiao Dubao to finish eating, the two of them fell asleep together.