Not far away, there were two boys looking at Li Tangni and muttering.

The tall man said disdainfully to the short man: "A lot of money! Just like you, except for the name, 100% pure dick silk, you still dare to hit the idea of the goddess?"

The short man said, "No way, it's come to this, and I have to face reality." I know I'm sorry for the audience, but I can't blame me, I have to blame my parents. In order to avoid the same tragedy from happening again, it is my responsibility to find a good-looking mother for my future children, which is my family mission!"

"Dwarf, it's still the family mission, just like you, don't scare the 'good-looking mother'. ”

"What's the matter?" Qian Duoduo glared, "No matter how ugly she is, she has to chase after her sister, in case she is blind!"

Tall man pounced.

Qian Duoduo continued: "Besides, the goddess of the family is not a person who judges people by their appearance at all! Once I was outside the school, I saw her squatting on the ground, chatting with an old man who asked for food very kindly. I pretended to pass by, and when I got closer, I heard her ask him if he lived far away and if he was warm enough. If she judged people by their appearance, she wouldn't have thought to pay attention to him at all, she was completely a person who didn't intersect between the two worlds, right?"

The tall man nodded approvingly: "Well, this goddess is good." ”

Qian Duoduo said longingly: "I heard that the male god of the goddess has finally given way, and I have finally seen some light." ”

"Just because people leave school, they don't necessarily break up. And even if we break up, it won't be your turn," the tall man built a pergola, and learned from Monkey King to survey the distance, pointing out the country, "See Mu You, see Mu You, there are still several divisions of men and horses lined up in front of you! ”

Qian Duoduo shook his head: "No, no, no." In life, it is useless to have dreams, you have to put them into action. I'm going to get started!"

The tall man was so frightened that he grabbed him: "Why are you going? Are you going out to scare the goddess? Be careful, turn around and scare people into the lake! Why don't you prepare a swimming ring for others first!"

"Don't worry, I'm swimming well, and falling down is just the right opportunity for me to save the beauty. ”

"Are you really going to talk to the goddess?"

"No, I'll buy two steel wool balls now. ”

The tall man was confused: "The relationship between the steel wool ball and the goddess is a god horse?

"Rub the bath!" Qian Duoduo replied loudly, "Rub the two or three catties of mud on my body, and then hold it upside down, it should be pleasing to the eye." ”

When the tall man heard this, his body was crooked, and he almost fell into the inexplicable lake with his head: "There is a lot of money, I took U!"

Qian Duoduo was impassioned, brave and fearless, and looked into the distance with deep eyes, which made it obvious that the bridge of his collapsed nose was a little stiffer: "Mu has a way, for the revitalization of the Qian family, I can only sacrifice myself!"

"Plop" with a loud bang -

Qian Duoduo shouted: "Oh, tall and strong, why did you really jump into the water? I lied to you, I won't dig ...... dog."

Thanks to high technology, in this era, it is not difficult to meet strangers.

When the moon is dark and the wind is high, Qian Duoduo often hides in the quilt and closes his eyes, and makes a wish very devoutly, which is more pious than burning high incense in the temple, just to pray, and later he can use dating software to shake a goddess.

Then, he silently took out his mobile phone and clicked on an app to "shake it".

I persisted like this for a month, shaking it for two hours every night, and my wrists were about to crack to the bone, and my eyes were almost shaking to astigmatism, but there was still no harvest.

If you look at the ones that are shaken out, they are either "dinosaurs" or male compatriots, which is too terrifying! There is another one of them, which looks very similar to Wuhua in Stephen Chow's movie. As soon as he thought of the scene in the movie, the flaming red lips picked his nose without flowers, he wanted to find the toilet.

But since Qian Duoduo saw Li Tangni alive with his own eyes, he decisively threw away the phone and never shook it again. Except for wanting to knock her down, there is nothing else to think about in this life. Think about yourself, a young man from a good family, who has been guarding himself like a jade for more than 20 years, and he must be waiting for this radiant goddess in front of him!

Qian Duoduo is not a student at X University, but a trainee chef at a nearby restaurant. Every time he comes to X University, he comes specifically to visit the goddess in his heart. The so-called visit is to take a sneak look at it from a distance of about 200 meters.

This time, he felt that the goddess's boyfriend had an accident and left the campus, and they must have been out of play. He plans to seize the opportunity to move seriously, otherwise, the goddess will be snatched away by Gao Fushuai again in minutes. Looking forward to the goddess returning to being single, it's not so easy! Anyway, there has been no drama in the past one or two centuries.

Qian Duoduo has several advantages, self-confidence, does not drag his feet, does not think too much about the consequences, and takes one step at a time.

He once searched for some strategies for chasing the goddess on the Internet, and felt that one of them was very practical, so he firmly remembered it - learn to locate and divide the people around the goddess into three, six, nine and so on. The goddess is always first, her best friend is second, and the rest of the females are all classified as potatoes, cabbage, pork belly, pig intestines, etc.

According to Qian Duoduo's understanding, when the goddess talks to you, you have to make up your brain to become Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, and is dazzling in front of you.

When the goddess girlfriend asks you to do something, you must be enthusiastic, because the girlfriend is definitely a political force that cannot be underestimated, and when the time comes, it will all depend on the girlfriend to canvass in front of the competitors;

The rest of the girls talk to you, it's much easier, think about the pig kidneys and pig intestines that you usually work with as a chef, and you can also practice your cold temperament by the way, maybe you can pretend to be a male god when you can.

After a long period of observation, Qian Duoduo found that the best friend next to the goddess was Xiaolan, and I heard that Xiaolan liked to eat more, so he patted his thigh and thought that this is simple, I don't weigh anything else, so I call it delicious, so I took the initiative to approach her.

The first time, he appeared in front of her with a few boxes of self-made dishes, saying that he wanted to invite her. Xiaolan glanced at him inexplicably a few times, and left without saying a word.

The second time, Qian Duoduo found Xiaolan and directly gave her a business card printed by her own restaurant owner. As a result, Xiaolan only left the sentence "The medicine can't be stopped", and went away to 555~

Qian Duoduo really wants to cry without tears. I can't even take my girlfriends, so why talk about capturing the goddess?

on campus.

"Li Tangni!" Su Handi ran a few steps to catch up, "I have something for you." ”

"What?"

Su Han took out a boxy brown paper box from his schoolbag: "This is not a gift, I just want to make you feel better." ”

Because there was no packaging, the lid opened as soon as it was lifted.

Li Tangni let out an exclamation - it was a cute simulated toy kitten!

One paw has "Press me" written on it. After pressing it, the kitten's eyes will light up, and it will make its own actions such as washing its face, being coquettish, etc., and it is also equipped with a voice, which is simply cute!

Li Tangni, she can't put it down.

Su Han smiled and said, "It can still interact with you, you try to talk to it." ”

"Say what?"

"Whatever, like you ask if it's sleepy?"

Li Tangni asked the kitten tentatively, "Are you sleepy?"

The kitten actually yawned with its mouth open, showed a few small teeth, and stretched its waist.

made Li Tangni giggle: "Are you happy?"

The kitten happily rolled on her palm.

Li Tangni really liked it so much, but she still pressed the cat's paw again and put it back in the box: "Thank you, this thing is too valuable, I can't take it." ”

Su Han said: "First of all, this is not a gift, you see, it is not even packaged, and secondly, it is not valuable, it is a new and exotic commodity." If you like it so much, let it stay with you for a while, and when you're in a good mood, if you want to pay me back, you can pay me back, okay?"

People are kind-hearted, but it's hard to be gracious, Li Tangni said that's okay.

Su Han added: "That, my mobile phone number is in the box." ”

Li Tangni brought the simulated kitten to the bedroom, which immediately attracted a burst of exclamation, and the roommates spoiled and played with all kinds of things, almost breaking the others.

"Your Qu Nanxiu is too intimate, right? I left the campus and sent such a cute pet to accompany you, are you afraid that when you are not there, you will be snatched away by others?"

Li Tangni didn't want to explain.

"It's an interactive robot, right?"

"How much? It's expensive, isn't it? Qu Nanxiu is really willing. ”

The roommate searched the Internet and found that this simulated kitten was not sold in Chinese mainland at all, it was a newly listed high-tech product in the United States, and the price was quite high.

"What?"

Li Tangni listened and got up from the bed.

It was so expensive that she planned to return it the next day.

Su Handi told Li Tangni: "Actually, I didn't spend money to buy it, it was my cousin who wanted to be the agent of this product, and brought me back a few trials. ”

Li Tangni wanted to refuse, but Su Handi's disgust for the simulated cat amused her.

"Or I'll buy it. ”

"I didn't spend any money on what to buy! You just keep it and play, it's a big deal to help me write a two-hundred-word trial report, if you can write it, it will help me a lot, my cousin urges me every day." ”

"Well, then I'll invite you to dinner. ”

Su Han was overjoyed to be able to make an appointment with a beautiful woman, God knows how long he had liked her, and it wasn't until Qu Nanxiu had an accident and left school that he had the courage to stand up and comfort her.

Because I'm already a senior, if I don't stand up again, I may never have the opportunity to get close to my favorite goddess.

However, Li Tangni didn't say where to eat, when, only took out a meal card from his schoolbag and said, "I just filled it." ”

Shoved it into his hand and left.

"Just invite me to dinner?"

Su Han pinched the card and looked at Li Tangni's back, feeling an indescribable loss in his heart.

Which philosopher said that?

- Between people, I will give you things for free, and if you don't want to go, you must give me money. Therefore, under the beautiful packaging, the package is still cold RMB.