Chapter 21: The Cabin in the Woods
The drizzle at night was faint, above the attic, De Miaofu fell asleep, in the empty room, Goldman Sachs was ethereal, coming and going, opening the refrigerator and taking out cereal and milk, Mu Shuangshuang, who was entrenched on the sofa in the living room watching TV, couldn't help but exclaim: "Why is the refrigerator door fully open?"
As soon as Goldman Sachs went to the bathroom to release water, Ye Feng was very scared and said, "Why does the bathtub automatically flow water?"
When Uncle Nine and Bai Ye heard the sound, the four of them suddenly huddled into a pile: "I heard that this room was haunted before. ”
Looking at each other, they were suspicious: "I don't know if this ghost is a man or a woman?"
The colorful lights flickered, fluttering and swaying, as soon as the doorbell rang, Goldman Sachs opened the door, and the Taoist alms stood in front of the door, and Goldman Sachs pointed to the house in panic: "Daoist, I often wake up in the middle of the night, and the sofa and coffee table in the house are full of snack crumbs, I am sure I don't have the habit of sleepwalking, there must be dirty things in my house." ”
The Taoist priest walked in and took the compass to check: "There is more than one dirty thing, it's really four dirty things." ”
De Miaofu floated above and was surprised: "It turns out that Persian cats also have yin and yang eyes?"
Alms waved Buddha dust again: "In fact, the dust of all living beings returns to dust, and the earth returns to the earth, back and forth, go and go back again." ”
Everyone disappeared, and De Miaofu floated down, opened the door and walked out: "In the end, I am the only one who is a real person?"
With a popping balloon, De Miaofu was immediately shattered: "It turns out that I am just a dream." ”
In the early morning, the sea breeze blows by, and the aroma of milk tea, cakes, and bread on the milk street is overflowing.
When Sister-in-law Cai heard this, she was not angry and flattened her mouth: "Let me sell barbecue early in the morning, how can business be good?"
Raise your finger to show Minmin: "If I hadn't signed a contract with Boss Gao before, I wouldn't have done business at this time." ”
Min Min walked up to Cai's sister-in-law's stall and said earnestly: "Time is reversed, breaking the same, maybe there is often a strange way out?"
Twisting his shoulders very swaggeringly: "Rainy days, sunny days, cloudy days, nights, and white days, there are the best moments for milk tea and barbecue." ”
"Do you think?" De Miaofu sat in Uncle Jiu's shop and drank coffee: "With the makeup that Bei Ming painted recently, she is becoming more and more like Sister Hua?"
"But Sister Hua is in charge of young and beautiful young ladies and handsome guys, except for the outlier of Xiaoyinghua, of course. Mu Shuangshuang stroked his big tassel earrings: "She is in charge of the milk side business, how can anyone do the catering business like a foreman?"
De Miaofu took another sip of coffee: "That is, can you still make milk into a bright wine?"
Ye Feng walked up from behind with a cup of coffee and poured a large cup of maple syrup inside: "Could this North Underworld of Milk Street be the descendant of the legendary mysterious Ma Liang?"
Without waiting for the two to answer, Ye Feng was very sure: "I have signed a contract with him, hand-painted hand-painted wardrobes of twelve suites in the luxury holiday house, and the style is up to him to choose, I am really looking forward to seeing the final product." ”
De Miaofu almost choked and said, "You actually asked Beiming to help you paint the wardrobe?"
Mu Shuangshuang was very disgusted and said: "With so many colorful wallpapers, they look better than those painted by Beiming when they are pasted on the wardrobe?"
"You don't understand. Ye Feng waved his hand: "I feel that there is a greater expectation in him that makes me dig in." ”
"But don't you know that what you expect is often different from what you expect?"
Ye Feng took a sip of coffee: "Could it be that you are expecting a loaf of bread, and it will be a cake in front of you?"
Mu Shuang's earrings dangled over his shoulders: "I'm looking forward to a dusk, maybe it's dawn?"
The plane rumbled over the sky, Sister-in-law Cai was holding a clothes stick on the roof of the building, Ye Feng waved his hand: "Actually, why don't we go and see the surprise that Bai Ye gave us first?"
Mu Shuangshuang and De Miaofu were both impatient: "Isn't there enough surprise for us in the white night?"
In the renovated ancient house, the starry sky wallpaper in the dark night is in stark contrast with the damp and dilapidated wooden floor below and the leaky tile roof.
De Miaofu grabbed Uncle Jiu: "Don't you think there seems to be something wrong in the back?"
Only then did Uncle Nine discover: "It's like there's light to shine through." ”
Ye Feng stepped forward and pushed away a wild animal wallpaper, winding paths, extending to the depths of the jungle, birds and birds chirping, tree frogs jumping, waterfalls flowing, closing the door wallpaper light and shadow transformation, showing translucency, under a quiet, countless vivid flows, white night for a while out of nowhere: "Every house here, in the future, can go to the depths of the jungle through various background walls in the house, both illusion and reality, it depends on the person who buys the house, whether he has the courage to push open this door and lead to the flowing world, God is not magical?"
"Every room is built like this?" Mu Shuangshuang then understood: "Aren't you building a passage between barbarism and civilization?"
De Miaofu suddenly patted his head: "Do you know that the giant python that escaped from the zoo before got out of an underground passage?"
Uncle Nine was even more excited, so he stretched out his wings from behind: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go and take a look." ”
From the top of the ancient attic of De Miaofu down, an underground labyrinth crisscrossed, De Miaofu walked all the way, lit the candelabra on the wall: "I heard that there are many neighbors in Milk Street who come down to hunt for treasure at night, and recently Fanyue Ze has changed to sell red candles, which are selling very prosperously, you look at these fresh red candles, which means that someone has already come down here tonight." ”
Ye Feng asked, "Strange, why do people come to hunt for treasures when there is an underground palace?"
"You want to build the dungeon first. De Miaofu turned back in front of him: "Won't it be built and played with empty, right?"
"It's weird. Mu Shuangshuang sniffed: "You don't feel hypoxic here?"
De Miaofu slammed forward, and was bumping into one person, both of them were startled at the same time, and quickly raised their fingers: "Shhhhhhhhhhhh ”
The man's face in front of him was slightly immature, and he couldn't see his age clearly, so De Miaofu took a closer look: "Little willow?"
turned back to the crowd: "He, like Xiao Yinghua, is surfing all over the world to run a take-out business." ”
Mu Shuangshuang suddenly reacted: "Isn't it just a duck?"
"Little sister, you can't say that. Xiao Yangliu immediately straightened her back: "Occupational discrimination is not allowed now." ”
Uncle Jiu's eyes fell on the thick gloves on his hands: "You came here in the middle of the night to be a pangolin?"
"It's not. Xiao Yangliu looked at it, saw that there was no one around, waved his hand and led everyone into one of the rooms of the underground palace at will, took out the drawings with fine descriptions, put them on the table, and then lit the oil lamp with candles: "In fact, everyone in the four seas surfs does not know, I am not a person, but three brothers and triplets, out of the mix for many years, my two brothers were arrested in the cell, this time I happened to find that I can dig a tunnel from this side, straight to the bottom of the prison, so that I will soon start a boundless prison escape with my brother." ”
Ye Feng couldn't help but exclaim: "Such a big secret, you actually told us so easily?"
Xiao Yangliu sighed heavily and looked at De Miaofu: "Because I have a crush on you." ”
De Miaofu was so shocked that she almost didn't fall off the bench: "How come I never knew?"
Uncle Nine was very skeptical: "It's really fake, why can't I see it?"
Xiao Yangliu stepped forward to hold De Miaofu's hand: "Now I am almost uncertain about my life and death, I will say that I should not say anything, if anything happens to me in the future, you remember to help me build an apple tombstone." ”
De Miaofu hurriedly shook off his hand: "You have been out for many years, don't you know that professional carving costs money?"
Xiao Yangliu was very persistent and said: "Isn't it a huge wealth that I have had a crush on you for so many years?"
De Miufu asked him, "Is it your wealth or mine, can it be converted into cash?"
The echo is faint through the stone bricks of the dungeon, densely penetrating in all directions, and at the same time, everyone in the milk street of the dungeon can hear it clearly through the wall: "Is this the echo wall?"
More voices seeped in from all directions, and countless voices mingled: "This is simply a place for sound collection." ”
"The fairy radio wall is not so powerful. ”
The black light flickered, and Xiao Yangliu took out another piece of paper from his arms: "Actually, I won't tell you, if I wasn't from a poor family, my previous wish was to be an architect, and I imagined that all the landmark buildings in the world were designed by me. ”
De Miaofu, Ninth Uncle, Ye Feng, and Mu Shuangshuang couldn't help but wow at the same time: "Really?"
Countless people in the dungeon emitted an undercurrent from the bottom of their hearts: "Wow. ”
Countless light and dark voices condensed, and Ye Feng couldn't help but raise his head: "What sound?"
looked at Bai Ye again: "Why didn't you just do it just now?"
Bai Ye raised his eyes lazily: "I'm a rich man and still care about this?"
Ye Feng then pressed his shoulder painfully: "Your Oriental Famous Corridor is for you." ”
Bai Ye shrank his shoulders: "I would have become a rich man by selling furs alone." ”
Ye Feng seemed to hear a big joke: "How is it possible?"
Xiao Yangliu immediately asked: "I can't see that your fee is so high, have you taken our side into account to do it?"
Bai Ye half-joking, half-serious tone: "Didn't you hear clearly that I rely on the fur business?"
Xiao Yangliu pressed Bai Ye's hand again: "I understand, aren't we selling our own human skin business every day?"
Uncle Jiu, Mu Shuangshuang, and De Miaofu impatiently pulled over the drawings: "Now let's get down to business first." ”
Mu Shuangshuang wanted to ask Ye Feng: "Is Prince Bank owned by your Prince Group?"
"It's just the same name. Ye Feng shook his head: "My family doesn't have a bank, but the alms family does." ”
Xiao Yangliu knocked on the table again: "My current plan is to open up two passages from below, pick up my eldest brother and second brother, and immediately wash the dust for them, and then open up the underground vault of the Prince Bank, secretly move the invincible and steal countless money, and finally we will sound the siren, and in the midst of all the attention, take a hot air balloon from the four seas surfing courtyard to leave, and then the police can only watch us drift across the ocean, not knowing where to go, whether the essence is exciting, and the thorn is not exciting?"
De asked him, "Then who will prepare a hot air balloon for you?"
"Half of the stolen money. Xiao Yangliu knocked on the table: "Who is coming?"
Uncle Nine scratched his head: "Actually, have you considered another kind of ferry?"
Mu Shuangshuang immediately continued: "It's okay underwater." ”
De Miaofu directly pressed Xiao Yangliu's hand: "Let me come." ”
Xiao Yangliu was very moved: "Of course, good things should be done by cheap acquaintances, remember to keep this top secret secret." ”
Everyone promised: "As long as you share the money, you will definitely be able to." ”
In the early morning, the streets and alleys of Milk Street were empty, and everyone was talking in the house: "It turns out that Sister-in-law Cai's beef is really imported beef, and she specially takes half of it to make hamburgers for the burger restaurant." ”
"It turned out that the little warbler had hidden countless gold ornaments under the bed. ”
"But Xiaoyinghua has tossed and turned countless beds, how do you know which bed it is?"
"It turns out that Bai Ye turned out to be an invisible rich man?"
"Mr. Xiao Ye actually gave a top-floor mansion in the White Night Oriental Famous Corridor, which is sky-high. ”
"I didn't know that Nanzhu and Shi Gongzi were platonic in love before, and platonic love can also be delivered to the store?"
"That little girl adopted by the Seven Peerless Families actually slept with them at night?"
"Listening to the radio wall, White Night, is a veritable heartthrob. ”
The sun shone on the mist, and Goldman Sachs led Bai Mo to walk across the empty street: "Why is it so quiet today?"
Look left and right: "What about the swarm?"
Wisps of cooking smoke came out from the back of the street, and Goldman Sachs took Bai Mo and turned the long alley: "Hey, when will there be an extra road here?"
The proprietress of the old-fashioned bakery came out and greeted: "Boss Gao." ”
Goldman Sachs was very surprised: "I didn't expect you to have a branch open in such a hidden place?"
The proprietress turned around and pointed to the bluestone pavement with uneven stairs, spreading to the endless depths: "Behind our street, this is a completely forgotten time, and it will always be selectively ignored when people come and go, and only in the dead of night will it bloom its unique brilliance, Boss Gao, you can notice it during the day, it is really rare in a hundred years." ”
Bai Mo barked twice, the proprietress turned around and took out a loaf of bread from the store, Bai Mo raised her head proudly, and Goldman Sachs petted her head: "My pet can only eat imported food." ”
The proprietress forced the baguette into Goldman Sachs' hand: "Boss Gao, I think if you sprinkle breadcrumbs all the way to know the way, you won't be unable to find the import when you come back, go in and have a look, right?"
Goldman Sachs wants to be idle anyway: "Of course I have a vicious dog to protect me, what am I afraid of?"
All the way to the smoke, peach blossoms, small bridges and flowing water, exquisite houses, on the rosewood dresser above the window, the upper and lower three layers of transparent makeup boxes densely placed all kinds of lipstick, bright red, pink, purple, golden, Gao Sheng couldn't help but pull the white ink to take a look, Lili took a bowl of hot milk out, twisted the red and accidentally half of the bright red into the milk, smudged a piece of pink.
Goldman Sachs stood outside the window and was surprised: "You are here after some days of not seeing?"
Lili looked at Goldman Sachs in surprise, and then looked at the white ink he was holding: "I really didn't expect to meet acquaintances here?"
"Because there was a business that had been stalled, I had come here to find my first customers. Lili turned around and pointed out the window: "I didn't expect this to be a handicraft workshop, and it is more suitable for vacation to fade commercialization, so I didn't live in the Dusk Inn and came here to rent a private house." ”
Wisteria flowers are blooming, and Goldman Sachs couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect there to be a paradise here." ”
couldn't help but sniff the air: "But why do you always smell a smell of trapped beasts in the rich fragrance of flowers." ”