Chapter 13: The method of cliché begins with scare
Shi Fu lay on the bed and pretended to sleep, black and white impermanence made a fuss beside the bed, and after a stalemate for more than ten minutes, black impermanence couldn't help but whisper to Bai Wuchang next to him: "Brother Xie, is it him? ”
Bai Wuchang also wondered and replied: "I don't know, but the address was given by Lord Diting, it should be right."
Hei Wuchang said: "Then you call him, wake him up"
Bai Wuchang twisted his head: "Why don't you call it?"
Black impermanence: "Aren't I ugly, I'm afraid of scaring him, you come, you come, you look handsome"
Bai Wuchang shook his head, and finally shouted softly twice: "Liangzai, Brother Zhuge , Comrade Xiaozhu"
Shi Fu was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, heard the two muttering, and then called himself again, and analyzed the current situation, first of all, two people, a brother and a brother, the elder brother should be surnamed Xie, and secondly, the two of them should be from the underworld, specifically to find me, the address given by the little black cat, so, well, it should be possible to talk to each other.
Thinking of this, Shi Fu opened his glasses, then sat up, and finally saw the two people in front of him clearly, thinking to himself, "Who should I be, it turns out to be black and white impermanence, but it is a lot different from what is written in the mythological book" and then said: "Two ghosts, what's the matter with me?"
Black and white impermanence was stunned, and Bai impermanence took the lead in speaking: "Don't you remember the two of us?"
Shi Fu said: "I know, black and white are impermanent."
Hei Wuchang also felt that something was wrong, so he asked, "No, you don't remember anything, do you still know what you came to the human world for?"
Shi Fu rolled his eyes and said, "I was born and still have a mission, right? I really don't remember, please tell me about it."
Black and white impermanence was stupid during the day, glanced at each other, and made eye contact.
Bai Wuchang's glasses slanted and meant "Don't kick him at that time, it's good this time, it's stupid to kick"
Hei Wuchang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't tease, I'm kicking my ass, not my head, how can I kick stupidly"
Shi Fu glanced at the state of the two of them, and their eyebrows flickered, obviously communicating with each other, so he coughed and interrupted the eye contact between the two, and then said: "I'm joking with you two, let's say, what are you doing with me this time?"
Black and white impermanence is really a little helpless in the face of people like Shi Fu, do you remember or don't remember, think about it or say: "This time I came to the human world, I was ordered by the ghost emperor to ask how you are exploring in the human world, and by the way, I will give you a contact information, so that you can contact the underworld at any time."
Shi Fu pondered for a moment and said, "Everything in the human world is normal at the moment, there is no change, what is the way to contact you?"
Hei Wuchang took out a dark green sign from his arms, which read "Impermanence Ghost Order (Sub-card)", and there was a small button next to the sign, and then threw it to Shi Fu, telling him: "If you have any news in the future, press the button on the side of the sign with your hand, and then speak, you can contact us."
Shi Fu was originally quite interested in the brand, but when he heard this introduction, he was instantly bored, isn't this just a walkie-talkie, saying that the human world and the underworld are so far apart, this walkie-talkie can be connected, and then he threw it aside, and continued to use black and white impermanence: "By the way, do you two know that the Ghost Emperor also gave me a secret mission?"
Black and white impermanence was stunned and asked, "What secret mission?"
Shi Fu continued: "The Ghost Emperor told me before that he would send someone to contact me, so that I could help him check the work attitude and task completion of the person who came by the way, and then report to his old man."
Bai Wuchang didn't react, Hei Wuchang walked up to Shi Fu at once, and said: "Little brother, you see how sincere my attitude is, the brand is given to you, and the task is completed, you can see if you can say more good things for my brother when you report."
Shi Fu, what a smart person, as soon as he saw the attitude of Hei Wuchang, he felt that there must be something inside, so he took the opportunity to make his expression serious, and said loudly: "Hei Wuchang, you look like this, you want me to tell a lie, I will definitely report this matter to the Ghost Emperor, you just wait to be punished."
Hei Wuchang asked Shi Fu to say this, but he didn't react at once, and cried: "I was wrong, I won't dare next time, you don't remember the villain, don't worry about me."
Shi Fu was frightened when he saw that the black impermanence was frightened, and then said: "Okay, then I'll test you, what did the Ghost Emperor call me to come to the human world, you think about it and talk about it."
Hei Wuchang trembled and said: "After 17 years, there will be a battle for hegemony in the Three Realms, and the Ghost Emperor will let you reincarnate to come to the human world to listen to the news first, and then let you die before the game starts in 17 years, and then say that you will send someone to watch you, but you haven't chosen a good person yet, so you haven't sent it yet, that's it." ”
Shi Fu sneered and said: "Wrong, the Ghost Emperor also said that I should check the work of all the people from the underworld, I will simply scare, and you will recruit them all, it seems that your sense of confidentiality needs to be improved."
Bai Wuchang has been watching from the side, and when he heard Shi Fu say this, he reacted, this guy is co-authoring to scare the two of us, but when did the Ghost Emperor explain to him?
Just when Bai Wuchang was pondering, Shi Fu continued to speak: "I don't think it's easy for you two, let's just pass this matter, I won't report it to the Ghost Emperor, hurry back, I'll talk to the Ghost Emperor when I go back, and give you two a promotion and a little more salary."
When Hei Wuchang heard this, his face was full of joy: "Thank you, Lord Zhuge , you are really an adult."
Shi Fu thought to himself, "Black Impermanence's IQ is worrying, Bai Impermanence is quite clever, but he hasn't reacted yet, so he can't give them a chance to react, and he will solve it quickly" and then continued: "Okay, your two tasks have been completed, go back and resume your life, don't look back and delay the matter of the Ghost Emperor, don't send it slowly~." After saying that, he went to the door and opened the door.
The black and white impermanence saw that this was going to be a send-off, and he didn't say anything more, and the spirit flashed and disappeared.
Shi Fu closed the door and walked back to the bed, it seems that he has to analyze again, this time the amount of information is a bit large, but it still looks stable at the moment.
Speaking of black and white impermanence, after the two of them came out of Shi Fu, they flashed to the door of the underworld, black impermanence didn't think about anything, Bai impermanence has been pondering, pondering and pondering, always feeling that something is wrong, but he can't stand the black impermanence and keeps pulling him away, so he gives up, and if he can't figure it out, he doesn't want to think about it, and he will talk about it later.
The two entered the gate of the underworld, returned to the realm of the underworld, and flashed back to the Ghost Emperor Hall to resume their lives.
After seeing the Ghost Emperor, he told the truth of the matter, and the Ghost Emperor was very satisfied and said: "It seems that I still didn't choose the wrong person, with the body of a mortal, I can only talk back about the two of you, and I really have some strength." Well, since there is no movement, I am not in a hurry, after all, he is still a three-year-old child, and he can not get much information, so you two can go back and rest."
Black and white impermanence was about to go out, when black impermanence suddenly felt that someone was holding him, and when he turned around, he saw the ghost emperor stretching out one hand, forming a fist, dragging himself and not letting him go.
Hei Wuchang instantly panicked, and asked, "Does the Ghost Emperor have any other tasks?"
The Ghost Emperor smiled slightly and said: "No task, didn't I say it before, when you come back, I want to watch you perform, come on, now I just don't have anything to do, you can give me a performance."
Hei Wuchang was covered with cold sweat, and Bai Wuchang remembered that Hei Wuchang had offended the Ghost Emperor before, so he wanted to intercede for him, but before he could speak, he saw the Ghost Emperor's other hand facing him, and he flew away.
Hei Wuchang saw that his only savior was fanned away, so he accepted his fate, who let himself owe, and said to the Ghost Emperor with a strong smile: "Lord Ghost Emperor, what do you always want to see?
The ghost emperor smiled brighter and brighter, and said, "Come, play me a schizophrenia, just like you played for me on the phone before."
Hei Wuchang learned an idiom at this time called 'want to cry without tears', the door of the Ghost Emperor Hall slowly closed, and then from there came a burst of ghost crying wolf howls, resounding in the sky.