Chapter 1654 Blind Date and Love, Turned into Golden Thread.
The slender hands are kneaded into jade, and the green oil is fried to make a tender yellow and deep.
The night comes and the spring sleep is not serious, and the beauty is wrapped in gold.
Arm gold is an ornament worn on the arm, made of gold and silver bars, wound into a spring-like shape, and extended in a circle.
And the steamed bun is like the shape of the arm gold, the color is golden, especially after the honey is poured on the outside, just like the golden ornament outside the translucent glass, which makes people look not only good in color, but also has a shiny appearance, which is very attractive.
Ye Fei has already made a few giant victory slaves, and when they are put on a plate, the audience in the live broadcast room and several guests on the scene want to taste it first.
But I all know Ye Fei's rules, that is, to taste them together after they are ready.
But today Ye Fei seems to be a bit of an exception, in order to enliven the atmosphere of the scene with Shiren and Director Xiang, he used a giant victory slave as a bet, and asked the two of them to make a poem each, whoever wins can taste it in advance, to put it bluntly, it is to be able to eat one more than others.
If someone else uses this thing as a bet to let others play, it can be said that he will be abused to death every minute, but Ye Fei is different, the food he makes is something that many giant businessmen and rich people will fight for at any cost, and now there is an opportunity to eat it easily, and no one wants to let go of Wet People and Xiang Directors.
"Brother, I'm sorry. The wet man clenched his fists and said.
Director Xiang also hugged his fists and said, "Okay, let's eat today with our ability." ”
"It's so good, I don't know what brother Tai wants?"
"I would like to hear from the high. ”
"Wenbi, let's do modern poetry, Wubi, let's do ancient poetry, I don't want to take advantage of you, I can explain to you, whether it's modern poetry or ancient poetry, it's as easy as drinking February sweet springs. ”
"Hahaha, it's a coincidence, I also have a little study of modern poetry and ancient poetry, you draw the way, and I will follow. ”
Seeing that the two guys competed in the ring for a giant victory slave, the audience in the live broadcast room and the guests on the scene were all speechless.
Ye Fei continued to be a giant victory slave while listening to the two of them compose poems.
"Who's coming first?" asked the wet man.
Xiang thought for a moment and said, "Let's use a common interstellar way to determine who comes first and who comes last, right?"
"Oh, in what way?"
"Rock-paper-scissors. ”
“.......”
So everybody just watched the two guys start playing rock-paper-scissors there.
I don't know if these two guys have discussed it or what's going on, every time the two of them come out the same, and it's still the same after guessing more than 20 rounds!
This is a bit unbearable, not to mention the guests on the scene, even the audience in the live broadcast room is hurting one by one.
"Oh, these two second-class goods, aren't they poetry competitions?
"Okay, can you two do it?"
"I'm drunk too, this is so deliberate, isn't it?"
"I really want to hold the two of them to death, this broken poem hasn't been made yet, all the flour of the leaf god over there has been done, you are still an eggplant?"
Everyone was maddened by the two guys of Wet Man and Xiang Director, and one by one they couldn't wait to get into Ye Fei's live broadcast and throw the two guys into the South China Sea again, it was too fucked.
"Scissors!" shouted to the director and the wet man at the same time as they reached out their hands.
"Stone!" both men shouted again as they stretched out their hands at the same time.
"Scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Scissors!"
“......”
The two guys were playing endlessly, and just when the two of them were having fun, suddenly a deep and crazy voice said: "If you continue like this, Lao Tzu will tear you all apart!"
Harpy, who was playing, was all trembling, and hurriedly turned his head to look, and saw that Bingo's purple face had become even purple, as if he could pinch out purple water.
At this time, Bingo was looking at the two of them with a tiger face and gritted teeth.
"Uh~ What do you mean?"
"We haven't decided yet. ”
"The game has to be fair, whoever wins does it first. ”
"That's right, we are all quality people, and we will never cheat. ”
"You two are looking for death!"
Ziqing couldn't help it, and rushed over with a sigh.
He just wanted to break off the fingers of these two guys and let you fool around again.
Shiren and Xiang directors were all scared, and ran away, they were really afraid of Ziqing, and they were a little trembling at the thought of Ziqing throwing the two of them like throwing sandbags.
"Ye Shen, help!"
The two guys ran to Ye Fei's side, pulling Ye Fei's clothes left and right.
Ye Fei: "......"
He's also a little black-faced, is this the one who makes the poet? This is the fight again.
"Okay, Brother Ziqing, I don't think they did it on purpose, I have a very simple way, I can tell who comes first and who comes last in one game. Ye Fei said.
"What's the solution?" asked Shiren and the director almost in unison.
Ye Fei looked around and saw that there was a small bamboo strip as thin as a toothpick, and he picked it up and broke it into two sections, one long and one short.
"One long and one short, draw the long one first, and the short one last, fair?"
It's a good idea, everyone agrees, and neither does Shiren and the directors.
Ye Fei put his hand behind his back, and then stretched it out again, and saw that there were two bamboo strips of the same length at the mouth of the tiger in his right hand, and said, "Smoke." ”
Shiren looked at the director and asked, "Brother, who will come first?"
Xiang said weakly: "Why don't we be unsure about the scissors?"
"How dare you!!"
This time it's not just Ziqing and Bingo, it can be said that all the guests present, including Yimihua, jumped up, Nima, there's no end, you guys?
Both the wet man and the director Xiang were startled, and then the two of them hurriedly took a small bamboo strip from Ye Fei's hand almost at the same time, and the one that was wet was long, and the one that was directed to the director was short.
Wet people come first.
The goods pinched the small bamboo in his hand and said, "Brother, I have conceded." ”
"Do you still want to live?!" Ziqing and Bingo yelled almost at the same time.
The wet man shuddered and hurriedly said, "Friendship first, competition second." ”
"That has nothing to do with this, hurry up, if you don't eat, I can do it for you. Ziqing exhaled.
"Don't. ”
The wet man directly refused, what kind of international joke, can this thing also do it for you?
The thing pinched the little bamboo and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said, "There is, everyone listens." ”
"I'll listen to your sister, if you don't say a word, I'll really throw you out. Ziqing's face was purpleer than Bingo's, and he roared.
"Oh, a pot of frost like snow, half a bowl of the fountain of life, blind date and love, turned into gold thread. ”
“.......”
I don't know if this thing was scared by Ziqing or what's going on, a poem came out casually, but after it came out, everyone was speechless again.
Ye Fei, who was doing Jusheng Slave, was also stunned, and then turned his head to look at the wet man.
Don't say it, although this poem is not a good poem, but it is very close to reality, a basin of frost is like snow, this is talking about flour, half a bowl of life spring, this is water, blind date and love, and go together, turned into gold wire, this is the shape of Jushengnu.
"It's kind of interesting. Ye Fei said with a smile.
The wet man raised his proud head and said modestly, "It's so-so." ”
Everyone rolls their eyes, your sister, you say you're fat and gasping, aren't you?
People looked at Director Xiang, and saw that Director Xiang seemed to be a little stressed, and this thing seemed a little uncomfortable, seeing everyone looking at him, he smiled awkwardly and said, "Since Brother Shiren has made an ancient poem, then I will make a modern poem." ”
"Whatever. ”
It doesn't matter what the poets do, just look at which of the two people is interesting.
Xiang thought about it for a long time, and suddenly said, "Ah!"
He was caught off guard by this sound, which startled everyone on the scene, Ye Fei was no exception, this thing was carrying the pulled steamed dumplings to the oil pot, but he was trembling, and the dumplings in his hand fell directly into the oil pot, and the oil stars splashed out and fell on his hands, burning his teeth and grinning.
"Your sister!" Ye Fei said frantically.
Are you a yarn? Can you have a good game? Are you writing poetry? You want human life.
Ziqing rushed over angrily, and hurried to the director in fright.
"Admit defeat!" shouted to the director as he ran.
He didn't need to say it at all, although the poem was not very well written, but after all, it was a complete poem, what about the director, he scared everyone with a sound, and then ...... And then there was no then.
The audience in the live broadcast room was almost amused by the two guys, and the senders were trembling.
"Emma, I've opened my eyes, these are two jokes. ”
"Brother Wet Man is still thinking a little bit about it, and this is complete nonsense to the director. ”
"It's so fucked, damn it, it almost scared Lao Tzu's heart attack out. ”
"I'll you, these two people are really alive, they're so capable. ”
"Hahaha, don't say it, let them toss like this, you can see that the atmosphere of the scene has changed. ”
"Nonsense, can you not change it? Don't you see that the other guests are all gritting their teeth? I guess now they have the heart to kill the fat man. ”
Hillock platform.
Ma Qingyun and his gang all covered their faces, shame, this is so embarrassing, you say you can't do what you're doing to be in the limelight? Just say that you can't do it?
At this time, the employees of the hill platform also wanted to find a crack to get into, even if they were not at the scene, they felt too embarrassed.
"To the directors this ....... What's going on?"
"Damn, Director Xiang is really too fierce, this kind of eternal roar can be roared, he is so bold. ”
"The superior is on the scene, and in front of several friends in the universe, this is to lose the face of our hilichu platform. ”
"It doesn't make sense, I saw that the poems published by Director Xiang in our internal journal are quite level, why didn't you do it today? ”
"Be modest, you must know that the bet is on the food made by Ye Shen, who would be modest?" he wrote a poem in our internal magazine...... Don't you know that Director Xiang's secretary is a top student who graduated from the Faculty of Literature of Kyoto Normal University? ”
“......”
At the scene, Director Xiang stood beside Ye Fei and did not leave an inch, he was really afraid that his life would be in danger if he was a little farther away from Ye Fei, didn't he see that several aliens were looking at him with fierce eyes?
"Hey~"
Ye Fei turned his head to look at Director Xiang, wanting to laugh but embarrassed to laugh, and finally could only sigh speechlessly, tell me about your forced pretending....... Thete failed.
"To the director, let the wet man taste this steamed bun first. ”
Ye Fei put a finished dumpling on a plate, then took out a clean small dish and poured a little milk into it.
"Wet brother, enjoy. ”
As he spoke, Ye Fei handed the steamed bun to the wet man.
The wet man was so excited, his hands were shaking when he took the plate.
Under the envious gaze of others, the wet man carefully took the plate, and then held it with his left hand, and his right hand couldn't wait to pick up the steamed bun directly.
At first, he didn't eat, but looked at it carefully.
I saw that each noodle on this steamed bun was of the same thickness, and then neatly wound together, each one was pale golden yellow, and the sweet smell of honey outside rushed into the nostrils, which made people intoxicated, and the black sesame seeds were dotted sporadically on it, like a top black diamond.
"It's so beautiful, Ye Shen, you've made the food into a work of art, if there aren't many more, I'm really reluctant to eat it." Wet man said in a rare and serious way.
Ye Fei said with a smile: "It's over, this thing is just right to eat now, it's not delicious if it's too hot or too cold." ”
"Good. ”
The wet man hurriedly brought the steamed dumplings to his mouth, and then ...... Then the thing stopped, and his eyes slid around, and he saw that everyone was swallowing saliva and looking at him.
"What, I'm smiling. ”
"Click!"
After saying that, the wet man couldn't wait to take a bite.
Steamed dumplings are fried food, the outer layer of this thing is crispy, although the outermost layer of honey has been walked, but after all, it is not long, the honey is only shallowly attached to the outer surface, and has not penetrated into the inside, so the golden crispy layer under the honey still exists.
As soon as the wet man bit down, a crunchy sound came out, which was definitely an irresistible sound, and many people had no resistance to this moan.
After taking a bite, the wet man felt a very wonderful taste and crunch explode in his mouth.
The taste of honey itself was very tempting, and then when the crispy flavor of the dumplings was added, and that sweet aroma rushed out of his mouth, the wet man was almost lost.
"It's beautiful. The thing closed his eyes and raised his head, and couldn't help but say this.
Then his mouth chewed, and a clicking sound came out of his mouth.
Everyone was going crazy, and they all looked at him intently, their eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"How's it going?" asked the director, running over again, stretching his neck.
Shiren shook his head and said, "I can't describe it, I can't describe my current mood, although there is a layer of honey on the outside of this thing, but I just chewed it and felt the whole dumpling in my mouth like a snow ball, that feeling is really wonderful." ”
"Really...... Really?Goodong~"
"Really, you'll find out in a moment. ”
At this moment, Ye Fei smiled and said, "If you want to experience another extreme taste, I suggest you dip it in a little milk and try it." ”
When the wet man heard this, he hurriedly dipped the dumpling in the small dish with the dumpling in his hand and dipped it in the milk, and then hurriedly put it into his mouth.
Click~
The sound came again, and the wet man was out of his body!
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