Chapter 72: Pickling Girl Book (2)

Yao Yi was silent, tossing and turning at night and couldn't sleep, in his previous life, he was a well-behaved and good student, his face would be red when he heard the words pickle girl, love, and early love, and he didn't have a good impression of those students who didn't study well all day long, and felt that they were rubbish, heinous students, and the school should clean up this kind of student from school.

However, when he went all the way down from school, he has been a good student and an excellent student for more than ten years, but when he was ready to fall in love, he found that he was a master with no house or car, and he was a dick man who was looked down upon by women, and those bad students who were looked down on by him before hugged him left and right, and changed girlfriends one after another, almost no shortage of women around them, and they were all beautiful girls.

After thinking about it for a night, Yao Yi thought to himself: "Fuck a good student, what kind of student is a good student? Is it true that an obedient student is a good student? Wrong! Only those who have the ability can be regarded as a good student, and anyone who treats an obedient student as a good student is just a teacher who is too lazy and tries to save effort." From the experience of my previous life, I can no longer be the kind of good student I used to be, it was the exam-oriented education that hurt me, and in the end, I was reborn in this world without even touching a woman's hand. In this life and this life, I must take a good grasp of it, live a strange life, and be a king of pickle girls. ”

When Lu Chao got up, Yao Yi smiled at him and said, "Dude, it's amazing, work together in the future to overcome the difficulties of picking up girls one by one." ”

The two men looked at each other and smiled, and then went to school.

Yao Yi came to the classroom, because he hadn't slept all night last night, as soon as he entered the classroom, he fell asleep on the desk.

Because he came late, he was temporarily placed in the corner of the back of the classroom against the wall and the window, and that corner was also his favorite corner, clean, no one cared, what he wanted, and occasionally he could enjoy the scenery outside the window.

When Yao Yi slept soundly, Yao Yi felt that his ears hurt to death, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't drag, don't drag, it hurts me." ”

Yao Yi was dragged up in a daze, opened his eyes, and asked in confusion, "Why are you?"

An old woman about fifty years old stood beside Yao Yi, with an angry face, and said angrily: "Why is it not me, who do you think?"

Yao Yi was embarrassed to touch the painful ears that were pulled, and now he woke up, in the dream, he was having fun with his newly soaked beautiful girlfriend, hugging and hugging, intimate to death, but his girlfriend suddenly tugged on his ear, which made him wake up in pain, but when he opened his eyes, he turned out to be an old woman with a wrinkled face, which made him disappointed.

The whole class burst into laughter.

Yao Yi looked even more embarrassed, even a little overwhelmed.

The old teacher complained: "You sleep in the first class, this is not cherishing the fruits of my labor, and what is even more ridiculous is that the old principal said that you are a genius in the world, and I think you are a sleeping wizard, which is simply 'unable to wake up'." ”

The class laughed even harder.

Yao Yi whispered: "Don't insult people, what kind of teacher are you going to be?"

The old teacher was even more angry, and roared: "What? insult people, don't you insult the fruits of my labor?"

Yao Yi was also a little angry, and said dissatisfiedly: "How can I insult the fruits of your labor?"

The old teacher said angrily: "You said that you didn't insult me, well, did you listen to my class?

Yao Yi glanced at the board book on the blackboard, and immediately understood in his heart, and said in a more naughty tone: "I usually study in my sleep, and the learning efficiency is super high, so, of course, I know what you are talking about, isn't it the conversion of time zones?"

The old teacher's lips trembled angrily, and he said angrily: "Okay, it's a good sleep study, and the learning efficiency is super high, if you can give me the correct problem on the blackboard, I will approve it." ”

Yao Yi glanced at the question on the blackboard, which read: "A plane took off from Yanjing City at 8:15 in the morning, flew for eight hours, and arrived in Niuyue City in the United States. ”

I thought: "I've done this problem badly, and I can't be more familiar with it, it's just handy." But I'm ashamed of this old teacher for doing this, I want to teach him a good lesson, let him know how good I am. ”

So, he said: "If I do it, you have to apologize to me, and you are not allowed to care about me when I go to sleep in the future, I am the most efficient at learning in my dreams!"

Yao Yi showed arrogance.

The old teacher has been teaching for so long, and she knows the difficulty of this question very well, almost no students can do it, just now she has let the smartest student in the class, Li Ruixin, test, she did it for ten minutes, at this time, the old teacher remembered Yao Yi who was boasted by the old principal Tong, but found that Yao Yi was sleeping, which made her very angry.

The old teacher decided that Yao Yi, who didn't listen to the class, couldn't do this question, coupled with the ridiculous logic of sleeping in a dream that Yao Yi said, what made her even more unbearable was Yao Yi's arrogance, and decided to rectify this Yao Yi who had no teacher.

Then he said: "Okay, if you do it right, I apologize to you, and I don't care what you want to do in my future classes." But if you do something wrong, you have to apologize to me, and at the same time, when I go to class in the future, you will stand on the edge of the blackboard and help me with the blackboard while listening to the class, how about it?"

Yao Yiyi was excited and said, "No problem!"

After finishing speaking, he went to the podium with a smile and went to do the question.

When passing by Li Ruixin's seat, Li Ruixin whispered dissatisfied: "I can't do it, if you can do it, then hell! ”

Yao Yi's hearing is too sensitive, and sometimes it's not a good thing to be too sensitive, and he always hears others saying bad things about him behind his back.

Yao Yi turned her head, glanced at him, and was stunned, this is simply the reincarnation of Xi Shi, the beauty of the country and the city, especially the temperament, is simply amazing, and the twin sisters next to her are also so beautiful that people salivate.

Yao Yi felt that his whole body was trembling, and the hormones in his body increased in an instant, reaching 100%.

Yao Yi was almost stupid there, as if he was frozen by Sun Wukong's immobilization technique, which made all the students who paid attention to him extremely incomprehensible, but the old teacher saw it thoroughly, stepped forward, pushed him, and said angrily: "What do you see, hurry up and do the question!"

At this time, how could Yao Yi be in the mood to do the question, his soul had already flown away, and he didn't know where to go, and he didn't know what to do next?