763. All you want is a hilarity

In the village of Ahadira, the Zulu showed Yang Shubao their resolute nature.

After receiving five fat cows, the Nano family was very happy.

Zhang Jinjie gave him another 20,000 yuan, so that Nano was even happier, and he laughed and snorted when he got this thick pile of bills.

Agatha said softly: "It's all said, if you give them cattle, you don't have to give money." ”

Zhang Jinjie said vaguely: "This money is given to them by me for you, and it also represents an attitude of mine, that is, the attitude of valuing you." ”

Agatha smiled sweetly when she heard this.

Yang Shubao watched coldly, and then sneered: "Your grandson is really worthy of being a tour guide, and you can open your eyes and tell nonsense." ”

Zhang Jinjie smacked his lips: "What nonsense?"

Yang Shubao said: "You give money to show off, right? It feels good to be a rich man?"

He knew the brother too well.

Zhang Jinjie smiled: "It's really cool." ”

R20,000 is a small meaning for him, and now he has a net profit of 20,000 yuan for a customer, so spilling 20,000 rand is like sprinkling water, and he doesn't care at all.

But the Nano family was very concerned, they got the money and got the cow, so they waved their arms and said to the villagers: "My daughter is getting married, let's have a wedding banquet today, and our family is going to have the most beautiful wedding banquet today!"

The crowd blocking the doorway cheered.

A few big men came to his house with knives and buckets, and Nano picked the fattest one from the four newly bought cows in the market, which was the main dish of today's wedding banquet.

A group of black men began to work around a cow, and Nami's two wives and children cleaned up the yard with their children.

Zulu villages are large and every house has a large yard.

Someone brought tables and chairs from home, and Agatha introduced them: "Our tribe is still relatively primitive, if someone has a guest, then the guest should bring his own tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks, and invite the guest family to provide food." ”

Nano beckoned to Yang Shubao: "Warrior, take me to the market, let's spend money." ”

Warrior is an honorific title for a man.

Yang Shubao drove him to a supermarket in the town, and after entering the supermarket, Nano began to stuff things into the cart.

I bought five bags of potatoes for a hundred pounds and five bags of banana chips, which are all local staple foods.

These banana chips have no sweetness and are extremely starchy, and their status among the Zulu people is equivalent to that of sweet potatoes in the Chinese.

There are all kinds of meat in the supermarket freezer, and Nano didn't buy it after looking at it, but bought a lot of fish, shrimp, crabs and the like.

The supermarket owner saw that a big customer had arrived, came over and respectfully handed over the cigarette, and then chatted with him.

The two sides began to pull the relationship, and really found a relationship between them, so that Nano had to buy more things, the boss gave him a cigarette, and waved his hand very generously: "We are relatives, relatives!"

Nano is an indigenous person with little status in ordinary life, and the supermarket owner is a well-deserved rich man in the local area, and now the boss gives him cigarettes and hugs him and claims to be related, Nano is proud and excited about this.

Yang Shubao shook his head again and again, this person is really simple-minded.

If you buy seafood, you have to buy wine, the Zulu people are good wine, but Nano doesn't buy expensive wine, he specializes in buying banana wine, which is the cheapest, a large bottle of 800 milliliters only costs ten yuan.

He bought five hundred bottles!

The van was half full, and then when the account was settled, the supermarket owner poked on the computer and gave him a list and said: "28,000 yuan, in fact, it is 29,000 yuan, but we are relatives, 28,000 is enough." ”

Nano was dumbfounded, pinching his waist and looking at Yang Shubao helplessly.

Yang Shubao sighed, his brother really didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

He had a hunch that Zhang Jinjie would have to wipe his ass frequently in the future.

But this also has an advantage, if Zhang Jinjie wants to play with him, it is really a hand, and it is not an exaggeration to say that IQ suppression.

He patted Nano on the shoulder and said, "You get in the car, I'll make up the money." ”

After taking the bill, he began to sketch on it: "I bought 500 bottles of wine, and you have an event here, and you said that you can buy 10 bottles and get 1 bottle free, but in fact, you bought 450 bottles." What's the deal with the cigarettes? And this beef, when did we buy it? NO, I didn't. ”

The boss lowered his face and said, "Where are you from?"

Yang Shubao said: "Chinese Embassy, I am accompanying our compatriots to marry Mr. Nami's daughter. ”

The boss is a businessman, he is not easy to fool, so he immediately asked suspiciously: "Are you from the Chinese Embassy?"

Yang Shubao took out his mobile phone and searched for a news, a photo of him with the vice president of South Africa: "See for yourself." ”

This report is about their mission's visit to China a few years ago, and the boss looked up at the two people in the picture when he looked up at the news, and after carefully examining Yang Shubao to make sure that it was the same person in the photo, his face softened: "Chinese, OK, good friends, good friends." ”

After settling the account, his face was difficult to look at.

Twenty-eight became twenty-two, a loss of six thousand.

Yang Shubao made up two thousand yuan for him, and the boss said sadly: "I know you Chinese, you are really good at doing business, and you are really good at calculating accounts." ”

When the truck drove back, half of the people in the village had already arrived at their house, and the yard could not be set up at all, and now the tables and chairs were placed on the road.

Yang Shubao saw a few people in black suits, this is the funeral team is coming......

Such a cow was not enough at all, and Nano waved her hand happily and shouted: "Kill one more, kill another one!"

Seeing Yang Shubao frowning, Agatha smiled awkwardly: "You feel that this is a completely barbaric place, right? Everything seems to be very primitive, my father is very stupid, he finally got something, and then he has to toss it in one go." ”

Yang Shubao hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, Agatha, I definitely don't mean to look down on anyone, I just don't adapt to such a lively environment." ”

Agatha smiled bitterly: "But our people like to be lively the most, they all enjoy the feeling of being the center of attention, my dad in this life, maybe only today gets the most attention, can you understand his feelings? I don't know when the best memory for you is, but for him, it should be today." ”

Hearing her say this, Yang Shubao understood.

Nano is not blind and generous, he just wants to be the focus of the Hui people, and wants to leave himself a good memory and an experience that can be bragged about.

The wedding feast was messy, but it must have been of a high standard in the local area, because the Zulu people were as lively as possible.

The funeral team did not come to eat and drink for nothing, they were a group of seven people dancing, singing and performing magic tricks, walking from south to north and from north to south in the alley of the banquet site, causing whistles, applause, and cheers that could not be stopped.

Yang Shubao watched it straight, not to mention anything else, this wedding banquet scene is indeed very feeling.