Chapter 37: Nosebleeds
After Ma Dongbao went home in the evening and finished dinner, he returned to his room, thinking about the thoughts that Wu Meng had inadvertently revealed in class today.
I didn't expect that Wu Meng had just suffered such a big blow not long ago, and he really shouldn't have speculated so viciously about Wu Meng before. No matter who encounters such a big smelly thing, it is psychologically difficult to bear, and it is understandable that there is such a reaction in class.
Wu Meng usually shows off his strength in front of his classmates, but he didn't expect to have such a bitter heart behind him, it seems that he should also have a peaceful and tolerant attitude towards Teacher Wu in the future.
Looking back now, I think about Mr. Wu's previous hard work on making up for homework, in the final analysis, I still hope that I can learn English well. Otherwise, if you don't care about yourself and let it go your own way, you can be called a good teacher?
Now it seems that Mr. Wu was so strict with himself before, but in fact, it was really for his own good, although the way and method are still to be discussed
Thinking of this, Ma Dongbao's heart was relieved a lot.
"Brother Dong, Brother Dong, turn off the lights. ”
Ma Dongbao heard Xiao Dubao's voice, so he got up and turned off the light and sat back on the chair. I only saw a fluorescence floating out of my body in front of my eyes, and it stopped firmly in front of me.
Ma Dongbao saw that the small round ball in front of him was still faintly fluorescent, but three whiskers had grown on his head.
Ma Dongbao was very curious, and hurriedly asked, "Dubao, do you have three hairs on your head?"
"I told you, it's not hair. ”
"Oh, you said it was tentacles. Ma Dongbao said, "Then you have three tentacles?"
"No, there is only one antennae, the one in the middle, the two on both sides, you look closely, they are my ears. ”
Ma Dongbao took a closer look, and sure enough, the beards on both sides of his head were two small ears. It's just that it hasn't grown up yet, and it's not very obvious.
And Ma Dongbao saw that in the lower half of the ball, there was something that opened and closed, like a mouth talking, so he asked, "Dubao, do you have a long mouth?"
"yes, I've got a long mouth, didn't you notice that I'm talking more fluently today?"
Ma Dongbao was surprised again, very strange, this soul prince is really different from humans.
Although all the organs of human beings are very small when they are born, they are basically all grown at birth, and they are only larger later. The organs of this little Dubao are growing little by little. So he asked, "Then will you continue to grow organs in the future?"
"Of course, I'm not fully grown yet. ”
"And what organs will you grow in the future?"
"Just wait and see, you'll be able to grow up soon, and you'll know when the time comes. ”
Ma Dongbao sighed, and then asked with a wicked smile: "Then will you grow a little brother in the future?"
"Oh, what little brother? Do you mean like I'm your little brother, and I'll have another little brother? ”
"Oh, so you don't have a little brother. Ma Dongbao said with a wicked smile.
"Oh, I don't need to have a little brother. Dubao obviously didn't understand what Ma Dongbao meant.
Ma Dongbao felt proud for a while, this little prince of the soul clan was simply cute, and he couldn't even hear that he was making fun of him.
"Brother Dong, I found a strange phenomenon in your classroom today, they are all your classmates, why do you see their reactions differently?"
Ma Dongbao was shocked when he heard Xiao Dubao's sudden words, this little guy didn't know what he wanted to say? Could it be that he found out about the fact that he had taken the time to check the bodies of his classmates in class today?
"That's it, it's quite normal when you look at some classmates, but it's very abnormal when you look at some classmates, your heartbeat starts to accelerate, and blood gushes up......"
Ma Dongbao wondered if this little guy had discovered the secret of me indiscriminately watching girls in class, but he defended himself: "I listen carefully in class, and when I use my brain, my heart will beat faster and my blood flow will surge. ”
"No, I've found that when you look at half of your classmates, it's okay, but when you look at the other half of your classmates, it's abnormal, specifically when you look at the person with a bulging chest. ”
After listening to this, Ma Dongbao thought to himself that this little guy finally found out about me peeping at girls in class, but fortunately, he was still simple and didn't know much about men and women, so he smiled and said: "You mean that there will be abnormalities when I look at the students who bulge in the chest, this is because the students who are attentive in class will pay attention, so that the chest will bulge a little, and I will also see them listen carefully, so that I will pay more attention to the lecture." ”
"Oh, listening to Brother Dong say this, half of the students with bulging chests are listening carefully, and the other half of the students who are not bulging are not listening carefully?"
Ma Dongbao thought to himself that he had made it up to now, and he had to continue to make it up, "Yes, that's probably how it was divided." ”
"But I watched one day, and the bulging chest was the same all day, and it was the same when there was no class in recess. And the other half of the chest is not bulging, I think there are many of them who are also listening very carefully. Isn't there any other criterion for distinguishing between them?"
Ma Dongbao saw that Xiao Dubao was unrelenting, and felt that he was about to be unable to make it up, so he had to change his words and say: "What do you say about the distinction standard? Another distinction criterion is the difference between men and women. ”
"No, you're still students, I guess it's the difference between male and female students, right?"
Ma Dongbao thought to himself that he thought that this little guy was simple and didn't understand anything, but now he seems to know some things about men and women, so he said embarrassedly: "Don't you know that Brother Dong is very taboo to talk about female students in front of people?"
"Why are you taboo about talking about female students? Have you seen the bulging place on the big screen?"
"Will you talk? If you target me like this, I won't talk to you. Ma Dongbao said embarrassedly.
"So it's a schoolgirl who has a bulge on her chest, oh no, it's a woman, and it's a man who doesn't drum?"
Ma Dongbao nodded and did not speak.
"Then I see that the two people sitting in front of you have bulging chests, are they both women?"
"Oh, that's not, the Liu Jianhui in front of me has a drum in his chest, that's because he has big chest muscles, he's a man. The one next to him who has a bulging chest is a woman because of her big breasts. Ma Dongbao explained.
"That's a problem! So how can I tell if it's a big pectoral muscle or a big chest?"
"This ......?" Ma Dongbao didn't know how to answer for a while, "To distinguish between men and women, in addition to looking at the size of the chest, you can also judge by the length of your hair." ”
"So is it a boy or a girl with long hair?"
......Generally speaking, girls with long hair are girls, but not necessarily. Ma Dongbao found it difficult to explain.
"Is that this standard not true?"
"The standard is not very strict. Ma Dongbao said helplessly, "However, I don't understand why you have to distinguish between men and women?"
"Don't men and women need to be clearly distinguished?"
"This ...... needs to be distinguished, but you don't need to be clear. Ma Dongbao said embarrassedly.
"Why don't I need to tell the difference? You know I can help you put everything on the big screen now, and if I can't tell the difference between men and women, what if I can't tell the difference between men and women, and everything will be shown to you on the big screen at that time?"
"This ......, so you're trying to prevent me?" Ma Dongbao suddenly realized.
"I am here to protect you, and any convenience without any restraint will not only not help you, but will harm you. I need to be accountable to you. ”
"Don't worry, I can manage myself. Ma Dongbao said affirmatively.
"Can you manage yourself? Who was using the big screen to watch the girl's chest the other day? If I hadn't stopped it in time, the consequences would have been unimaginable. ”
"You are quite alarmist, and the consequences are unimaginable, what can be the consequences?" Ma Dongbao was not convinced.
"Ever since your gaze penetrated the girl's clothes, your heart began to beat faster and blood poured upwards. When you see someone's bra, it's hard to breathe, and the blood is pouring into your nostrils. If I hadn't stopped it in time and let you see what's inside, your nosebleed would have spurted out!"
"It's not that serious, I'm in a good state of mind. Ma Dongbao said, "But it turned out that you stopped me in time? I said, why did the screen go black at the critical moment?"
"It can't be regarded as me stopping it in time, it's really your blood pressure that rose too fast and too violently, breaking through my control, which led to a black screen. Now you realize, right? If you don't limit it, you don't know what unpredictable things will happen in the future. ”